gumorons ;htcks. Slept with his Srcr.sOx. Ynsaid the old man with a sraile, 1 reroerubtr one time in particular, while out with an old friend, about 20 years ajn. We were tra velling on horseback, and came acrr n tavern one night about 10 oYWk. liein very tired and hungry, as soon ag we t some bupper and something varm to kep the cold out, we asked to 'r. nhown to our Mora. 'On looking arour we furili the room had two beds rA ,nc Gf which was al ready occupifj fey lwo strangers, who were snoring U';etiiy. The fact of there being two x0t i t,e room Jjj ut surprise "us, j backwood taverns there were fre VUentlr three beds in a room. We un dressed and just as I was going to blow out the light, my friend who got into bed, cs pied the fot of one of the slrancers stick- lag through the bedclothes at the foot of the bed. Witb a suppressed chuckle, he motioned to me to bold on a moment ; he got quietly out of bed, and going to where the stran ger's boots were, he took oS a huge, sharp, Mexican opur, and and carefully adjusted it to the bare heel of the unconscious stran ger. With another audible chuckle, as he thought of the consequences that would follow, he got back into bed, and I blew out the light and followed him. 'He soon managed to get a long straw from the bed, and reached over and tickled the stranger's foot, lie instantly drew his legs up until his knees almost touched his chin. In doing this, he drew the spur the whole length of his bed-fellow's leg, making a bad scratch. The victim uttered a yell, and sprang out of bed with a muttered ex clamatiou that I did not make out, and then he commenced a wild Iance around the room, with his uetber garment under his arm, aud making frantic effort either to dislocate his neck or to see how badly he was hurt, all the while making examina tions that would have made a baggageman wilt a Saratoga trunk on his slioukkr turn green with envy. 'The innocent cause of the trouble bad been awakened at the first yell of tha vic tim, and iu straightening his legs out, scratched himself most unmercifully. He did not yell and say bad words, but he jumped out of bed and made for bis friend with the purpose of taking vengeance, I suppose ; but he bad not taken two steps before he dabbed the spur into bis leg again. The landlord then aptwared with a light, followed by half the boarders in the house, aud inquired what the matter was. An examination brought to light the spur, which explained the matter. The stranger looked sheepishly at the spur, then at his scratch, and Dually examined his boots, aud, with a tickly smile, said : 'Well, boys, I have lir. d all my lifu aiuoug people who ' wear spurs, but I never before saw a man who could pull fl his boots and leave his ppur on bis foot. I'll treat iu the morn.1 " Johnny as a Scalper. Mr. Fizzle- j top was iu the habit of romping and play ing with his eon Jobunv, who had been im portuning bim to play circus. lie wanted his pa to play clown, and let himself be scalped by Johnny, acting as a circus In dian. On Sunday morning Fizzletop, Sr., was walking in the garden, his soul full of emotions, and absolutely slopping over with Sunday thoughts, lie had a testa ment on h;s arm, aud was bending over to see if the Under vegetation bad been injur ed by the frost, when Johnny appeared from behind a rose bubb. His face was painted, and resembled that of a zebra and ti.'pr rnmhinrd. In his belt was the kitch en hatchet, and the largo carving knife, while his hands were employed in holding a pitchfork with one prong, in the most ap proved Comanche style. Like the clown in the circus. Tizzletop did not suspect lite approach of the wily savage, so he was surprised when he beard a j ell that would have intimidated SanUnta and Big Tree, liefore he could rise to ask an explanation Johnny gave another yell, and simultane ously plauted the prong of the pitchfork with fearful directness on the identical place in which the clown was in the habit of receiving such favors. Now, in order to carry on the programme Johnny was to have giveu another yell, make another ho'.e or so in his parent, then the old gentleman was to beg for his life, and lay down on his stomach, while Johnny, alter pounding bis hfad with the hatchet was to scalp him with his carving knife. But Fiazletop,Sr., placed both hands upon the afflicted part, jumped op and down a few times, yelled murder, and utterea some choice piofaui ty that would have made a stage driver en vious. As soon as the pitchfork came out, Johnny wished that the river was between Uiera and the bridge washed away. The testament missed Johnny's head, but crip- t.led the watch-dog. Mackenzie's raid iuto Mexico was slow compared with the pur suit of that Comanche. Neighbors living 800 yards oil' say the subsequent proceed ings sounded like beating a tough beafsleak with th flat side of the meat axe. Fizzle top accounts for his peculiar gait by tout ing at a sinful boil, while Johnny says he wants to be an angel. A Hard Bed to Fill. The Junior ed- iter of tin? Gallatin is uoU-d Tor his mo desty. When schoolboys he d the wri ter were inseparable companions, probably because we both stood in such holy awe ot 'the gals.' A pair of mischievous black ryes would stampede us quicker than a "big dog. One day 'Bob' was sent to neighbor Shaw's to inquire about some straw for fill ing beds and of course the writer went with hiro. Mr. Shaw was Ue Jatlier oi six uaie ful girls that had rather laufch at a fellow than not, and when we arrived they were all seated at dinner. I dodged behind the corner while Bob edged carefully in at the door and with a scared look stammered. "Mr. ctraw can you let me have enough Shaw to fill my bed V -Well, R .' eaid the old gentleman, glancing around the cir cle of astonished faces, I suppose so ; here are six besides the old woman ; but I'd ra ther you'd leave her if the girls will be en ough. Take them all and Cod bless you.' Perfect shrieks of laughter went up Jrom those mean things and 'R ' took to his heels, followed by the writer and cries from the old man to come back and he'd throw in the old woman too.' Old Beaver's' Prayer. In the State of Ohio there resided a family, consisting or an old man ot the name oi ixiavcr. uu fcis three sons, all of whom are hard 'pets,' who had often laughed to scorn the advise and entreaties of ft pious though very acentric minister who resided in the same town. It happened ou of the boys was bitten by a rattlesnake, and was expected to die, when the minister was sent for in Teat haste. Oh his arrival he found the Jouiig man very penitent, and anxious to be prayed with. The minister, calling on the family, knelt down and prayed in this Oh, Lord ! we thank Thee for rattle snakes. We thaukThoe because a rattle snake has bit Jim. We pray Thee send a rattlesnake to bite John ; send ono to bit Bill : aend one to bite Sam ; and. On, Lord ! send the biggest kind of a raltle--nake to bite the old man ; for nothing but rattlesnakes will ever bring the Beaver f,Tjij io repentance. LOOK HERE! THIS IS NO HUMBUG! On the 13th day of February, 1875, A. G. I'OSTLETIl WAITE. of NORTHUMBERLAND, PA., v. ill give a MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT IN THE MARKET STREET HALL, Northumberland, at which the following WILL BE DISTRIBUTED Ami!r the Ticket 1 Canal Boat and rigging, ami Two Mules and Harness - 1 Piano, (flxb!cs,). 1 Heavy limiting Case Gold Watch auu ('hain 1 Splendid Driving Horse - 1 Solid Walnut Bed Room mite, (uiarhio slabs) 1 do do do do do 1 do do Parlor suite 3 Town Lou in Jewell City, Kans.ie, (1'itlo Perfect,) 1 Singer Sewing Machine, (Cabinet Cane) - 8 MurblcTop Tables HS7 O 4 II Kit I'HKNEVr.S, Consisting of 1 Sleigh, 1 Rcfrjcerator, l Coal Wagon, Set Harness, 1 30-day parlor Clock, 1 Calendar Clock, 1 Office Desk, 1 Alarm Clock, 1 Child's Bedstead and mattrass, 1 Wal not F.xtensioii Table. 1 Sail Boat. Sail mill Oars. 1 Emnire Gas Burner nnd Heater, 1 Cat Skin Robe, Oil Paintings, Chromos, Silver aud Plated Ware, Dry Goods, Cutlery, Books, e., Ac, worth Making In all 900 Presents worth ..I.500.00 There will be 4,500 Tickets at One Dollar Each. The sale of tickets will be stopped on tbe 30th day of January, 1875, and the entertainment will positivelv be given on the loth day of February, 1875, uo matter whether the tickets are al! sold or not. "ir the tickets are not all sold PRESENTS .-qual in value to the amount or money received tor the sale of tickets, will be di-tribuled on the above date. The distribution of the present will be under the direct ion of a committee appointed by the tickets holders. The followlne named gentlemen are referred to by pcruiissiou : JOSEPH BIRD, Esq.' Northumberland, Pa. MA J. W. C. KAPP, do J. H. VINCENT, Esq., Att'y at Law. do' For further information or tickets, address A. or ., - TICKETS For Sale by I. 8. BOREELL, December 18, lS7I. WI. WHITHER, & Invite an examination of DRESS liOODN, best assortment which they re welling at price lower than ever. BLACK ALPACAS. Call and examine before purchasing elsewhere, our Alpacas range in prices from 25 cts. to SI. 00. All Sest makes of Prints, IO Cents. BEST BRANDS OF MUSLINS, 1 yard wide, 10 and 12J cents. The Larpst, Mst Assortefl & Clieapst Sunbury, Oct. 9, 1874. lm. In immense quantities, have been received daily, for tbe lust two months. Over Coats ! Over Coats ! ! for Men mid Boys, endless variety, and at jietoniishing low prices ! Dress Slits, Business Slits, UNDER CLOTHING! UNDER CLOTHING! from 75 eta. a full suit up to the finest ! SHIRTS! ErLOVES ! and Gents' Furnishing Goods of every description. for Men and Boys, in immense variety, aud of the latest styles. He invites everybody to call and examine his stock. Astonishing bargains will be offered and goods will be sld cheaper than thev have ever been in this town. Nobody is able to undersell us 1 The place t save money during these hard times. The place where honest and upright dealing is the standing rule. The place where you can tind the largest stock and best assortment. The place where you are welcome, whether you buy or not is at GRAND CENTRAL CLOTHING STORE, Cor. Sunbury, Pa., September Hi 1ST4. fHiscclInntons. C O 7i M m 3 C5 a T- e r C Co vr --- 25 a 1 JUST OPENED I The Fall and Winter tle or LADIES DRESS GOODS. Fancy Goods, WOOLEN GOODS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. A spkndid line of Notions. Lad'.es goods a specialty. Gents' Gloves, Neck ties, Monkerchier, Ac. Call and see the immcDso etock nt MISS KATE BLACK, Market Square, fiuubury, grobury, Not. 13, 1874. sum HOLDERS, viz: 500.00 400,00 300,00 2iK),00 175,00 160,00 150.00 300.0C 75.00 4,00 2,300.00 COL. C. NEFF, Sunbury, ra. II. E. DAVIS, Esq., do J AS. TUFTS, Gen'l Ins. Agt. Sunbury. rOSTLETH WAITE, Northumberland Pa., (5. I. .If. F.YAXS, Agent, NORTHUMBERLAND, PA. Washington House, Sunbury, Pa. ao.s their immense new stock of fiftil&VtiWm, JETS JE 31m JL in the county. WM. WHITHER & CO. WM. A. HELLER'S, :jd & Market Sts., Sunbury, Pa. Formerly Herzfeldirr's. mac iii.m: snop and uto ioiM)ia. GEO. ROIIKBACII & SONS, Nun bury, PenuK, INFORM the public that they are prepami io do all kinds of CASTINGS, and having added a new Machine Shop In connection with their Foundry, and have supplied themselves with New Lathes, Planing nnd Boring Machines, with the latest improvements. With the aid of skillful nn.chanicH, they are enabled to execute all orders .r NEW WORK OR REPAIRING, that in:iy be siven them, in a satisfactory man ner. (rate to wait any Stove. IRON COLUMNS, for churches or other btiill Ines, of all sizes. j BRASS CASTINGS, Ac. Ornamental Iron Fencing I FOR GRAVE YARD LOTS ; VERANDAHS, : FOR YARDS AT RESIDENCE, AC, 4C. The PLOWS, already celebrated for their su periority, have been still further Improved, and will alwavs be kept on hand. Also, THRESHING MACHINES. Sunbury, May 20, 1S74. c AKKIAUKN, ni tiGIFN AC. H. K. FAGELY & CO. ipcct fully Inform the public that they have commenced the manufacture of CARRIAGES, j BUGGIES, 40, i at tbe new shop recently erected by J. F. Lcrch Corner of Fourth aud Chestnut Hf a., j SUNBURY, PA., ' and solicit a fair share of Patronage. April 3-6 iu. J. F. LERCH. Kup't. OTARGLAKSUORKS, NORRISTOWN, PA.. MANUFACTURES a superior Quality of Window Glass, single and double thick, Ground. Corrugated, Obscured and stained. Shades of all patterns; all glass warrauted not to stain. Orders solicited. ALBERTCN. October, S 1874. 3mos. incrfitnlilf. I'XCNUAL INDUCEMENTS. New aud attractive Goods, in every Department WATCHES, OIAVOJiOS. JKWELRT, SILVER 4SI PLATED WARE. Cutlery. Clocks. Bronres, English, French and German Fancy (jooda. In view cf the decline in GOLD, wc have re duced prices on our entire Stock of Foreign mer chandise to Par Gold Rates, and purchi sers will find it to their interest to make their selections NOW, while the ASSORT MENT IS COM PLETE. Goods sent on approval for selections. Articles purchased now, for the Holidays, will be packed and retained until such time at) desir ed. ROBBINS, CLARK & BIDDLE, 1124 Chestnut St., Fiiii.adki.phia- Tailoring! Tailoring!! CHARLES MAIHL, RESPECTFULLY informs the citizens f iat he has juet received hi Npring and Summer Good, nt his TAILOR SHOP, on Fourth Street, below Market, in the Mullen building, and that he is prepared to make up all kinds of UEVFN' A.D BOY'S SLITS, of the latest Ktyles. Having had mnch experi ence in the business he desires the public to give bim a trial. Clothinir will be made up in the latest Paris and American Fashions iu the most satisfactory manner. alV73. CHARLES MAIHL. Maize & Schwartz, Successors to Geo. Kvans & Co., 1108 Market Street, Philadelphia, MERCHANT TAILORS and MILITARY CLOTHIERS. Men and Roys' suit made to order in the latest styles, of tbe best cloths and cassimcres in mar ket, at prices suitable to the times. Military, Band & Fire Organizations promptly unifoimed. Samples of Cloth, with Photographs, sent free on application. Ours beinjthc leadinshonseon Military work, we fi-cl that we can offer inducement which can not tc attained anywhere else. Nov. 27. 1872. WITHOUT EXORPTIOS, The Cheai-kst in Town. WINTER GOODS of every description and variety such as WOOLEXUOODS, DreRN dloodv coinpriHiog all the novelties In fabric and shade. Full Assortment of Notions, which are being sold at the lowet Cash Prices. Also, Groceuies and Pp.ovibions, pure and freth. Qceenswaue, Glassware, and Wood and Willow Ware, Nicest Brands of Flour constantly on hand. A very large ASSORTMENT OF WALL PAPER, both glazed and commou, always on hand. BOOTS AND SHOES FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. ZlEAZt --MA DE CLOTH IX ft " of rII sires and of the lat'et style. FLOUR. Aconstant supply of western white wheat flonr a speciality. Tne public are Invited to call and examine our Goods tree of charge. Our motto is "Quick Sales and Small ProUU," and to please all. The highest prices will be paid Tor all kind of country produce. By sirict attention to business and keeping at all times the most complete t-tock. and selling at ihelatvrst prices, we hope to merit a f j11 share of patronage. REEDBROTIIF.lt A SEASIIOLTZ. Sunbury, Dec. 4, 1S74. Sugar, Coffee, Syrups, Soices, Canned Goods, Queens, Willow and Cedar Ware. u c: o H 31 t- Si x o a o z. Z S a E CO c C a si J3 on S 5 u a. a O o U r "3 S Bf as w o s CS "3 r. S Cement, Salt, . Fish, Phosphate, Land Plaster, Harrisburg Cider Mills. WATCHES, JEWELRY A SILVER. WARE. John W. Stevenson, Corner Third and Market Sts, Sunbury, Pa. HAS completely renovated bis Store Room, and opened the largest assortment of WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SOLID SIL VER AND PLATED WARE, ever exhibited in this part of tho State. Every thing in the Jewelry line Is kept In store. Silver-Ware, Bracelets, Rings sV Chains, of every description and of the finest quality. Particular attention paid to repairing Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, At. HAIR JEWELRT made to order. Sunbury, March 6. 1874. no' SHORT PROSPOSEJIF.ST DAY FIXCD FULL, m.STRIBVTIOW. First Grand Oift Concert. Montpelier Female Hnmane Association, AT ALEXANDRIA, VA. KIAKCII 29, 1S7I. LIST OF GIFTS. 1 Grand C:;U (iift 1 tiraud C .sh out 1 tiraud Ci.nU (lilt 10 CaHb GiftH. $10,(10(1 each. . $100,000 60,000 23,1 U0 l'JO.tKHI 75.0IJO O,O0.' RO.IKIO 100,K 60.0UO 400,000 15 t'aHU (ilflf, .,00i eucta M Cnh Uiitn, 100 Oiih GiftH, I.IKW C'ali Gilts, 1,(KK) Cash Gifts, 211,000 t'anh Gifts, 1,000 eacli 500 each I'M each.... 50 each 20 each.... 22,1'M Cash Gifts, amountiiiR to f 1,000,000 !Nl HI1IEK OF TICKETS, 100,000. rnicE OF TICKETS. Whole Tickets .00 Hulvfs 10.00 Quarters 5.00 Kik'btlia oi eacn couixui z.ou 5j Tickets for 100.00 The Montilier Female Humane Association, charter ed by tbe IrgiHlaturo of Virginia aud the Circuit Court of Orange Co,, propones by a Grand Gift Concert to es- tabiii'B aua endow a "Jiome ior me uui, juiiitd, auu lie atitnte Ladies of VirRinia," at Moutlifr, the former residence of President James Madiou. Govkbnob'b Ofhce, Richmond, July 3, 1874. It aTon'.s me pleasure tosuy that I am well acquaint ed witn a large roajorityof the officers of the Montpelier Feuia.e Humane Asrociation.who reside iu the viriuity of my hume, uiiu 1 attest (heir intelligence aud their worth aud lagh rrputation as geullrmeu, as well as the public conlideuce, influence aud substantial means liberally re presented amoiiK tliHm. JAMES L. REEFER, Gov. Virginia. ALtXANDitlA, Va., July 8, 1H74. I conimeud them as geuts of honor and integrity, aud fuily eutitled to tbt confidence of the public. - . It. W. 11 CGHES, U. 8. Judge East'n Iiist. of Va. Further references by ernntoion : His Excellency Gilbert C. Walker, Ei-4iovtruor of Va. ; Hou. Itobert E. Withers, Lleut.-Gov. of Va. and V. S. Heuator eh-ct ; Senators aud Members of Congress from Va, Kcnittauces for tickets may be made by eipr pre paid, iost-omce money-order on Washington, D. C, or by teiistered lettet. For full particulars, testimenial1, fcc, send for Cir cular. Address, HON. JAMES BAKBOCR, Pbes't M. F. H. A., Alexandria, Va. RcUable agents wanted everywhere. Jan. 22, 4w. TEAS RETAILED AT Importers l'rices, BY THE Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Co. 331 Market street lIurriMUurg. This Is si organization of capitalists to IMI'OKTAXD DISTRIBUTE TEAS for one small profit, saving the sousumer all profits oi middlemen. We control a large part of the Best Teas brought to this country, which aro sold by ourselves. Ptrsous buying of other dealors do so to their owu dis advantage. Our houses in China and Japan have the vry best facilities of selecting, which give us great ad vtntages. We have estaelished storrs for distributing otr teas in all the principal cities of the t'uited States. Vt give to or cuslomcra a BeuutltuI Oil Ctiromu, . (&keu Trom tbe richest gems of American aud Foreigu a.tials) which, if bought at picture stores, would coat nnch mure tliau the price of tbe Tea. These chromos arc a present ts our customer. All goods sold Warranted to give perfect satisfaction or the money refunded. Ureal Atlantic A Faclllc Tea Co., 221 Mil It et street, Uarrlsonrg, .Jan. 22, 4 nr. COUGHS, COLDS, HOARSEN ESS, AJfD ALL THROAT DISEASES, TJso WELLS' CARHOLIC TABLETS. FCT t'F ONLY IN BLUE BOXES. A THIED AND SUltE REMEDY. Sold by Druggists. Jau. 22, 4w. COTAT EMPLOYMENT V bor. e, Male or FamuK 01 per wei'k w:irrautel. No ci ital required. Parlinlara aud valuable s:iniples sent fiee. Addiess with 6 wnt atumi , C Koss, V ilhamsbuig, N. Y. Iiee. 2S, 4w. 6 O PER CENT. COMMISSION rAID BOOK AOr.NT. On nes and most popnlar hooks by one of the Urges. nibcrt)tiou firms iu the country. 2 lNMks for NO cis. ; 3 booki for (1.20, Jtc. No humbug. Send for circulars (U1 see Address P. O. BOX 5U? Hartford, Coun. Dee. 11.4W. 171? Til's AMPLE to Agents. Latjif.m' Combination 1 llfjUMrnLE-BooK, with Chromos. Mend stump. F. P. (1.1'CK, few Belforl Mass. Jan. 22, 4 or. SOMETHING FOR YOU. S aud Alu.v, F. D. Hcbst, Ij aud 7 Nasaau atruc, New Yoik. Jan. 22, 4w. ACENTS WAKTEDSSSST,St lisivd. Seud lor S ecinisu page -"ia 1,r extra terme to .gents. NATIONAL PUBLISHI.Ntf CO., Piiiij-uko-hia, Pa. Jau. 22, 4w. SAMPLES EMPLOYMENT. AIO A CUKPUII OUTFIT end rare We want m suitable person iu e'rry neignlxirliood to take orders and deliver good for ir established C. O. 1. Rai.es of staple and laroily gods oi all kinds in coustant use and near. The old est C. O. I. house in America. Ha Hi over ball a million lion in 1874. Labok Cash Fat to the rrson. A ml cuauce for all, male, at your homes or traveling. No. risk. If volt go to work we will send yon free aud 1 os laid ij'i of samplrs and a complm outfit, Addiess It oiikd BWUI. wtOTriWjr, 11. J. 11.VZ.X. A, IKJ i, N. Howard sTBF.rT, Baltimore, Md. J ip. 22, 4. mil XT CHU1STIAN, a large live, family paper, full J II. X of stories and good reading. No sectarianism, Till? ohtica, pills, puffs nor advertisements. Ouly i 11 Jj 75 cts. a years ! Hend 10 cants for J specimens Uluie yut get it! Splendid Map Premimn. Agenis muted everywhere. Big Commissions paid! A. L. Iastinos, 5M Wuiu'u St., Bostau, Mass., 60S Arch St., Iiila., Fa. Jau. 8, 1N7S. w. lUSINESS FOR 1 C 7 Brass ar 10 I 0 tide, sells to iKeiliims. si ores. etc. Piufi.Uc We garantee cau- vssers success. Agents wanted, Addrea maii'l's, 8. S. Vino fc Co., 2X1 N. Howard St., Baltimore, Md. Jan. , 175. tw. T)SYCHOMANCV, or KOL'L CHAP.MIKO.' How JL either sex may fascinate aud gain the l ive and afccOoua of any person they choose instantly. This ample mental acqniredment all can po:e,lrce,hy mail, fir 25c, together with a mariixge guide, Kgyptiau Ora oe, Dreams, Iliuts to Ladies, Wedding-Night .Shirts, Ice. Aqmer book. Addioss T. WILLIAM ft Co. Fub.Phila. Pec. 25, 4w. 3AKYEAxi EVE AM EAR IXSTI- Tt'TE 6 X.Charlet Street, Baltimore, Md. Ceorgt Reuling, M. P., Late Prof of F.ys aud Ear Sur gery iu tiw Washington Cuiversity, Surgeon in Charge. The r(TC bstidsome residence of the lateCbarles Car frll bn been titled up with all the improvements adopl H in tie luteal Pehuols of Eumjie, for the special treat nent rf this clusa of diaeuaf-. Apply by letter to CtOKl.E uF.t'UNu, M. I)M Surgeon lu Charge. Dec. 25, 4w. The New York Weekly Witness, giving Jes. Vnrkets, Stones, r.c-u.es, aud Li.e i'orials a year Postage paid, has reacbad 70,000 orcuiaiaiii iu thrve years. 8rud for free samj le coi y. Dec. 25. 4w. CEUTRAL.DRUG STORE .b.cXdvllader Is tlie place to buy pure aud frenh .MLDJCLNES. DRUGS, l'AIUTS, OILS, GLASS, PEKFUMEKY, SJTIOX8, CIGARS, TOBACCO, LIQUOR fy medicinal purposes, and all other arli cls sually kept in a tirst-class Drusi Store. Social atentinn paiJ to compounding pre bc iptions aud family receipts by competent drjjjfjifts. m prepf 'cd to furnish in quantities to ii rV-'naser and nt Philadelphia prices, CA-CINED PLASTER, PHILADELPHIA LIME, FINISHING SAND, PLASTERING HAIR. Portland, Roman, Rosendale aud Lthish CEMENTS, Lad Plaster for Farmers, Timothy and Clover Sees. Also, Garden Seeds of all kinds. A;ill iiiKL'ft a Kurul Reifister for 1874. GEO. B. CADWALLADEK. Snbury, Feb. 6, 1874.-IV. Dp.C. M. Maktis. Gr.o. W. Bloom NEW DRUG STORE. No. 13, South Third Street, tat Hciise BjIql Miry, Pa. Di. C. M. MARTIN & CO, AVE just received a fresh lot of Pure Drugs aud Patent medicines. Wbave also a full assortment of 1RESSING AND PACKET COMBS. Hair Tooth. Nail,Clothe,Shoe and other brushes. TOILET ASD FAXCY ARTICLES. FISE EXTRACTS, POCKET BOOKS, KSIVE9, C, 4C. REID'S GRAND DUCHESS COLOGNE, the s'vedest perfume in America. Parisians Kid Glove Wash. warrsnted to clean perfectly the most delicate shades without iijury to the kid Al! the ieadiig preparations for the Hair, SEGARS.THE BEST IN MARKET, Pure Wine and Liquors, for medical purposes, Pbysl' ians Precriptious and family tecelpts compounded witf care. Thankful for pist favors we hope by fair deal ing to receive a siare of your patronage. September 11. .873. a e b v aw . x..-r m m mm n w m m. mmv Vr. J. Walker's California Vine gar Bitters are a purely Vegetable preparation, made chiefly from the native herbs found on the lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada mountains of California, tho medicinal properties of which aro extracted therefrom without the use of Alcohol. The question is almost daily asked, " W hat is the cause of the unpar alleled success of Vinegar Bitters ? ' Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disease, and the patient recov ers his health. They are tho great blood purifier aad a life-giving princi ple, a perfect Kenovator aiid Inviorator of the system. Never before in tho his tory of the world has a medicine been compounded possessing the remarkable qualities of Visega r Bitters in healing the sick of every disease man is heir to. They arc a penile Purgative as well as a Tunic, relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs in Bitioas Difenaes. The properties of Dp.- Walker's Vi.vkoar Hitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic, Carminative, Nutritions, Lasative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Altcra tir". ni"' ";,.kuj. Grateful Thousands proclaim Vin egar Bitters the most wondrful Invigor ant that ever sustained the sinking system. Oio Person can take these Bitters according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not de stroyed by mineral poison or other means, and vital organs wasted beyond repair. Bilious, Bemitlenf, and Inter mittent FeTers, which are so prev alent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland, Arkan sas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Eio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro anoke, James, and many othets, with their vast tributaries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during sea sons of unusual heat and dryness, aro invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a pow erful influence upon these various or gans, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Db. J. Walker's Vixecae Bitters, as they will speedily remove the dark colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating tbe secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Fortify the body against disease by purifying all its fluids with VrraGAR Bitters. No epidemic can take hold of a system thus fore-armed. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head ache, rain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dizziness. Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks. Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lnng3, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Affec tions, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases. Walker's Vinegar Bitters have shown theii great curative powers in the most ob stinate and intractable cases. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheumatism, Gout, Bilious, Remit tent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of tbe Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Blad der, these Bitters have no equal. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood. Mechanical Diseases. Fersons en gaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in lift?, are subject to paralysis of tha Bowels. To guard against this, take a dose of Walk er's Vinegar Bitters occasionally. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tet ter, Salt-Rheum, Blotches, Spot. Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Iliscolorations of the Skin, Humors and Disease of the Skin of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried ont of the system in a short time by the nse of these Bitters. Pin, Tape, and other Worms, larking iu the system of so many thonsands, are etl'ectnally destroyed and removed. So system of medicine, no vermifuges, no a thelmiuitics will free the system from worms like these Bitters. For Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at the duwn of wo manhood, or tbe turn of life, these Tonic Bit ters display so decided an influence that im provement is soon perceptible. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood when- !tp yn $nd its impurities bursting through the skin in rlUl?ies Eruptions, or Sores; eleanse it when you 6od it obstructed and sluggish in the veins ; cleiae jt trhen it is foul ; your feelings will teil you when. Keep tbe blood pure, aud the htalth of the syntmo will follow. II. II. MeDONALD & CO.. PrupgUts andGen. Apt.. Son FroncUco, Culifomlu, uiiil ror. of Wuhinp-ton and Charlton Ku.. N. Y. Sold by all l)rugli.t nutl Icler. hildreu often look Pale aud Kirk from no other cause than having worms in the stomach. BROWN'S VERMIFUGE COMFITS will destroy Worms without injury to the child, beinir perfectly WIIITE.and from nil the colorinp or other injurious ingredients usually used in worm preparations. CURTIS & BROWN, Proprietors, No. 215 Fulton Street, New Tcrk. Srjjt l-y Ih-MaM" anit , "nit JtaltTf in Medicine at Twextt-Fivb Uents a Box. July 12, 1873. ly. Manhood : How Lost, How Re stored I Just pnblished, a new edition of Dr. Cvlver wkll's Celebrated Essat on the radical cure (without medicine) of Spermmorrlicea or Semi nal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal lwnes, Im potency, mental and Physical Incapacity, Impe dements to Marriaee, etc.; also, consumption. Epilepsy and Fits, induced by self iudnljcence or sexual extravagance, &e. ?Priee in a sealed envelope, only six cents. The celebrated author, in this admirable Es say, clearly demonstrates, from a thiny years' ucessful practice, that the alarmine conse quences of self-abuse may be radically cured without the danecious use of internal medicine or the applleiition of the knife; pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain, acd effect ual, by means of which every sufferer, no mat ter what his condition may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically. fSTTlii Lecture should be iu the hands of every youth and every man lu the land. 8ent under seal, lit a plain envelope, to any address, Dost-paid, ou receipt of six cents or two post stamps. Address tbe Publishers, CJIAS. J. C. KLINE, & CO. 127 Bowery, N. Y. Post Offlee Box, 4586 Jn., 24, 1S74-1.V. W. D. ME LICK, Druggist and Apothecary, IN WELKER'S BUILDING. Market Street, Sl'XBlRV, PA. DRUGS, CHEMICALS, Drnggiits Fancy Goods, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, PUTTY, &C, constantly on band. Particular attention paid to compounding phy sicians prescriptions and family receipts. i Sonbnry, April 17, 1874, ? rEXXSYLVAXIA RAIL ROAD. PHILADELPHIA Jt ERIE R. R. DIVISION. WINTEK TIME TABLE. On and after .Sunday, Nov. 15th. 1874, tin Trains on the Philadelphia & Erie Rail Road Divi sion will run as follows : WESTWARD. Fast Line leaves Philadelphia. 13.55 p m 5.UU p in 9.15 p in 10.90 p n 9.1X1 i in 11.55 pm 4.25 a m S.o5 a in 9.45 a in 11.10 a m 8.05 p m 8.00 am 1.25 p in 6.20 p m 7.30 p in 9.15 a m 2.05 p m 3.10 p in Harribbur, " " Wil!iamsKrt, " " " Lock Haven, " " 5rr. nt BufTilo, Erie Mail leaves Philadelphia, " ' " Harrisburtf, " " " Williamsport, " iack hlaven, " Renovo, an at Erie. it Elmira Mail leaves Philadelphia, " " " Harrisburg, " " " Williamsport, " " arr at Lock Haven, Lock Haven Ac. leaves Harrisburg, " " " Williamep't, " " " Lock Haven, EASTWARD Pbiladel. Express leaves Lock Haven, Williamsport, " " arr. at Harrisburg, " " " Philadelphia. Erie Mali leaves Erie, " " " Renovo, " " " Lock Haven, " " " Williamsport, " " arr. at Htrriiburg, " " arr at Philadelpuia, Fast Line leaves Emporium, " " " Renovo, " " " Lock Haven, " " " Williamsport, " " arr. at Harrisburg, " " arr. at Philadelphia, Day Express leaves Lock Haven. " Wiiliumsport, " " arr. at Harrisburir, " " " Philndeluhia. 6.40 a m 7.55 a m 12.10 a ru 4.15 p in 11.20 a iu 8.25 p m 9.45 p in 10.50 p iu 2.30 a ro 6.50 a in 8.55 p m 10.40 p m 11.55 p m 1.10 a m 4.20 a m 8.1)5 ni 11.25 a m 12.25 a m 4.00 p m 7.30 p in Mail East connects east and west at Fri ntb Oil L. 8. & M. S. R. W. nnd at Corry with vree ana Aliegoeny K.K. V. Mail West with east and west trains on L. 8. & M. 8. R. W. and nt Corry with Oil Creek and Allegheny R. R. W. Erie Mail and Elraiia Mail make close con nections at Williamsport with N. C. R. W. trains, north, and at Harrisburg with N. C. r! W. trains south. WM. A. BALDWIN, Gen'l Sup'l. Philadelphia &. Reading Railroad. WINTER ARRANGEMENTS. Jancabt 17th, 1875. Tkains Leave IIerxdo as Follows : (Sundays Excepted.) For Shamokid, 10.40, 11.00 a. m. and 3.40 p. ra. For Mt. Carmel.Ashland, Tamaqua, Pottsville, Reading and Philadelphia, 10.40 a. in. Trains for Hersdos. Leave as Follows: (Sundat9 Excepted.) Leave Shaniokm at 8.00 a. m. 1.50 and 3.55 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, 9 15 a. ni., Reading 11.30 a. in., rottsvwe, 12.10 p. m., Tamaqua, 1.20 p m Ashland, 2.35 p.m., Mt. Carmel, 3.21 p. m. Trains Leave IUrrisbcko, as Follows: For New York, 5.20, 8.10 a. m. aud 2.00 7.40 p. ni. For Philadelphia, 5.20, 8.10 9.45 a. m., 2.00 acd ..x;, p. m. Sri IS DATS. For New York, 5,20 a. m. For Philadelphia, 1.45 p. m. ' Tiiains tor Harrisburg, Leave as Follows: Leave New York, 9.00 a. ra., 13.40 and 5.15, p. m. Leave Plriladelphia, 9.15 a. m. 3.40 aud 7.00 p. ra. Scsdats. Leave New York, 5.15 p. in. Leave Philadelphia, 7.00 p. m. Via Morris and Essex R. R. J. E. 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FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS WINES, BRANDIES, GINS, Tare Old Ry Whiskey, Apple Whiskev, Cordials, Ac. All Liqnors sold gnurrantecd as represented. Oidcrs promptly attended to aud .public pa troir.ge respectfully solicited. SELL & 8CHONOUR. 2d St., Womclsdorf, Berks Co., Pa. Feb. 87. 1874. ly, COAL! COAL! COAL! GRANT BROS., Shippers and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in WHITE AND RED ASH COAL, 8U' BURY, PA. (LOWXX WHAM.) Orders will receive prompt attention. griraltttral. Raw ast Advanced Crops. It is estimated that the annual production of wines In France amounts to $S48,000,000, from five millions of acre planted with grape-vines, which Is twice the value we derive from the entire wheat crop of the United States in average seasons. The reason of this difference is that tbe French grape crop is manufactured into its most advanced product wine ready for nse while the immense porportion of our wheat crop i. exported in boik, not even manufactured into flour ; and so eager and short-sighted are we in our baste to ship t hi crop that we invest millions of dollars in great railroads, grain-elevators, marginal facili ties for export, piers, docks and steamships, leaving tbe mo&t of the profit. to the foreigner who manufacture this grain Into flonr and who sell tbe flour to consumers. It would be as sen sible to export iron-ore to England and bring back tbe manufactured pig-iron. For the grain we skip to England comes back to us In the shape of hardware, dry-goods, rails, and fancy articles of every kind. Our importations of foreign wines are so large that it Is worthy of note that California alone bas 8,000,009 acres of Und adapted to the culture of tbe grape vine, being three millions more than the grape-culture covers in France ; but at the present time she bas not much more than 50,000 acres so plauted ; the greater part of her agriculture being devoted to raising wheat for export in bulk to England by the long and perilous voyage around Cape Horn. So little profit is made In raising grain for ex port in bulk, that it is not surprising to flud the farmers in California and Iu the northwest turn ing their attention to other pursuits. Thus in California the grape-culture and the manufac ture jf wine, the raising of the sugar-beet and the making of sugar therefrom, the rearing of cattle ard the export of hides and beef, and tbe culture of the orange, the lemon, the fig, and other tropical fruits, are all making headway ; while in tbe northwest butter and cheese facto ries are rapidly multiplying, wool flourishes, rattle and flax receive increased attention, and i-ome of the vast grain farms are breaking np Into vegetable or truck gardens. Iu fact the primitive forms of agriculture yield iusutScieut profit. The crops require to be put through the advanced processes before the money-Value be gins to tell. Nothing eould show this more forcibly than the amazing contrast between tbe value of the French wine crop and that of the American wheat crop. Of the two tbe latter Is inherently by far tbe more valuable ; and yet we do not make it so simply because we export tbe grain in bulk instead of putting P. into more ad vanced products. Germantom TiUgrmph. A Corn Stub Eradicator. A writer in the Germantown TtUgraph says : A very convenient, simple contrivauce for those who do not scalp their corn-stubs immediately after cutting their corn and a great many do not, either from scarcity of time or because it is severe labor to do so then is made by taking a plank or slab from two to four inches thick and eighteen inch es to two feel broad the wider the better to keep from turning over and bolting old tire along one edge of what is to rest on the ground an iucb past flush will be best. Bore two boles four inches- from end and three iucbes from ironed edge, and oue bole in tbe middle of opposite side. If for one horse six feet is long enough for plank. Then on some dry day, when tbe ground is hard frozen, bitch your horse to the plank by chains directly from end botes to the harness, and at about five feet distance. A ropo or chain in tbe middle bole serves as a guide. Start your horse between two rows, you walking behind with guide-rope can keep your plauk In a proper position with ease. If you wish to make a complete job, run back tbe Mine rows against what may be bent over ; and If your horse walks a good gait yon will make your work perfect, and about as fast as fast as three men would do it by hand. Your labor is next to nothing except the walking, aud tbe horse's but light. A longer plauk may be used if desi.ed, and two horses, taking three rows. I have seen almost every kind of contrivance used for tbe purpose, but nothing at all, except a scalping hoe, to compare to the one I have described. Wur Farming Docs Not Pat. In this con nection it may uot be out of place to allude te an impression fast gaiuing ground among farm ers that 'Farming does not pay." Western farmers lay tbe canse of tbeir trouble at the door of the railroads and the implement makers, and the dairymen ot tbe East complain that the prices for dairy goods are too low. But tbe question may be asked whether the difficulty does not lie partly in another channel whether the extravagant and wasteful style of living which many farmers of late have adopted is not the caue of small profit realized from tbe farm? If fanner spend much of tbeir time away from home, intrusting farm work to hired labor 1 if they indulge in expressive equipages and en deavor to make ibe income from a $10,000 or $20,000 farm pay lor a style of living that is bardly afforded by those who have accumulated large wealth, disaster, sooner or later, mn-.t be expected. I know of several instances of fann--rs aud dairymen during the past year, who have been sold out by tbe sheriff, and in every ease the trouble came from inattention to busi ness and the indulgence of numerous expendi tures that the prudent and economical farmer avoids. Indeed, wastefulness, and tbe "living beyond oue's means," is a fault ptrvadiug all classes of society, and this often lead to dissat isfaction and a waut of faith in one's business. Rural Xew Yorker. Spoiling Horsb's Feet. It is almost Impos sible to get a horse shod without having tbe frog rut away. All veterinary surgeons, ail horse men, and all leading blacksmiths agree that the frog should not be pared one particle, nor even trimmed uo matter bow pliable and soft tbe frog is, cut it away smooth on all sides, and in two days it will be dry and hard as a chip. Toa might as well cut all tbe leave off trees ud ex pect them to flourish, as to pare away-tlie frog aud have a healthy foot. Tbe rough spongy inirt of the fiog is to tb. foot what leave are to-' .hn. the tree, tbe lungs. Never have a red-b"' put upon tbe fool, to burn it 1 f -i0 . r ' mechanic enougn to - find a blacksmith ; . . . . , I level thp-jr . ... . . l"00 io DOt thlak t0tTJ lhe red hot poker on your finger nail, ana see now it will affect tbe growth of that. There are many ether important points in shoeing horses ; these two -are of more importance than all the rest, and the most disregarded. No frog ; no footju horse." Watem Farm Journal. A Scrap Boo:. Every farmer should keep a book in which to paste agricultural scrap. EverT one, in reading a paper, will see things which he will a Ish to remember. He will, per haps, see suggestions, the valne ot which be will want to be governed by In future operations. And yet, after reading the paper, he will throvr it down, and will probably never see it again. Io such a case all the valuable articles will be lost. To prevent such a loss, every reader should clip from tbe paper such articles as he desire to preserve, and paste them In a scrap-book, such a book, at the end of a year or two, will be very interesting and valuable. Trees, especially young ones, need looking after, to prevent injury by rabbit and mice. Fences and gates should be repaired and closed, to prevent cattle from entering and destroying the tree. When light snows fall, tread down around the trees to keep away mice. A mound of earth around the trees is useful for this pur pose, as well as to krsep newly set tree In place during high winds. Stocks for root-grafting should have been taken up before freezing weather. If not done, make nse of the first open spelL Stora in earth in the cellar, where tbey will be accessible for grafting during tbe Jrimer. Cut cions when the trees are not frozen, tie in mall bundles, and store In sawdust In the cel lar. Earth will keep them from drying equally well, but sawdust leaves no grit to dall tha knife. PRunrso may be done during mild dajs,.but for larger limbs It will be better to wait nntil to wards spring. Cover large wound with gnm shellac varnish, melted grafting wax, or pahst. Rabbits are best kept from injuring tree by sprinkling blood on tbe trunk. A wah of cow dung, sulphur, and loam is reported a eful. 8xa of tone fruit should b buried at one, if not already dona. Plac raaU quantities la boxes of earth and sH wW tney will frme.