the sunbury American,
M PUBLISHED EVERY l-Wi Bl.
EM'L 7ILVERT, Pi's, .r,' .
Moore A Dlsshigor's BulldliyVarkf.t Squar,
At 81.50 In I
II 1
It not paid Willi f
SttbncrtpUont Utkenfu
Onth 2.
ihah tia MoHth.
Covvrotkh with this estnb imanrts an exten
IvcNEV JOB OFFICE, eori ..mlnga variety of
nltn and fancy type equal to any establishment
u Ihe Interior or the BtatV for whlahthepatrcra
g of the public Is respectfully solicited.
cnuL
VV. C. PACKER,
Attorney at Law,
3 anbury, Pa.
November 0, 1873. tf. '
DR. CI I AS. M. 9IARTIX,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Sunbnrj', l'nn'a.
OtBca on Front Btreotj next doortoIIiiniA
Ifaifely.
OMee flours. Until 8 am. From 13 to 1 p m.
From Mo 6 p m.,aud after 0 o'clock p m.
At all other Iiouib wIich not professionally en
gutreii, cen bo found at Drug Snore, on Third St.,
next to Clement Ilouso. auj(3,'72.-ly
Sit. IIOVEK, Attorney and Counsellor
nt Law. Rooms Nos. 88 Second Floor,
Bright'! Bulldlnff, 8CNBURY, PA. Profession
business attended to, in the courts of Northum
barland and ad.loinlnn counties. Also, In the
Circuit and District Courts for the Western Dis
trict of Pennsylvania. Claims promptly collect
ed. Particular attention paid to ai In JJank
ruptcy. Consultation oau be had iu tho Ger
man language. mar2S,'71.
ilT"li.SE, Attorney nt taw, SUN
BURtf, PA., oftico tn Manser's Building
near the Court House. Front Room up stairs
-above the Drue Store. Collections made lu Nor
thumberland nnd adjoining counties.
Sunbnry, Pa., June 8, 1878.
rri II. B. KASE, Attorney nt Law, 8UN
l. BURY, PA. Olllce in the Clement Bulld
dlugs, second floor. Entrance on Market street.
Professional busines iu this aud adjoining coun
ties promptly attended to.
Sunhury, March It), 1872.-ly. '
JG. IIAKHLF. A CO, Market Btrcet,
. SUNBURY, PA.
Dealers In Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils,
Glass, Varnishes, Liquors, Tobacco, Cigars,
Pocket Books, Dairies, Ac.
SI. WALVERTOX, Attorney ut Law.
Market Square, SUNBURY, PA. Profession
al business in this and adjoining counties prompt -y
utteu'led to.
CA. RF.IMi:SSXVBK, Attorney ut
. Law, SUNBURY, PA. All business tn
lvust.:d to his care attended to promptly and with
'lillgeuea. nplj7-C7
HI!. MASKER, Attornov at Law, SL'N-
BURY, PA. Collection! attended to lu
the counties of Northumberland, Uuion, Sny.ler,
Montour, Columbia and Lycoming. n pi Ill-Oil
AS. lilt ICE", Attorney at Law, Kunbury,
Pa. Olliee in Masonic liail Bnikliw.
Collectioija of claims, writings, and all kinds of
lettal business attended to carefully and with
'dispatch. I April 8, 1X71. ly.
OLOSOI I3AI.ICH,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Office nt his rculdence on Arch street, one squnro
ui.rth of the Court House, near the jail, SUN
ISl'RY, PA. Collections and all professional
business promptly attended to in this and adjoin
ing euuulUs. Consultations can be had in the
(iormuu language. Jiil27-182.
0. W. MEflLKR. L. T. llonRUACH.
ziEULCi: & itoi:;:i:Atn,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Office In Ilnupt's Building, lately occupied by
Judge Rockefeller and L. T. Rohibnch, F.6t.
Collections und al! professional busiuess
pr niptly attended to In the Courts of Noi lhuiu-
berUud und ndjoiuiug counties.
Pi-c; 2. 1S7I.
hotels inxis Jicstajtraufs.
j atFo TiTii I-.
IS7
W. F. KITC5EN, PftoMiiiiTOR,
Mr. Cakmfl, Noum'D Coi.jitt, Vx.
Centrally located In the town, and ample ae
roni'nodatlons furuishod to the traveling public.
A co'.iv '.vdncrt ran to au.l from every passenger
train fre: of charge.
Ju'v liT, 1S7J.
WtIIN4i r IIOCME, C. NEFF
Proprietor, Corner of Market & Sw-ond
Btreeu, uppoiuto the Court House, Sunbnry,
Pa. May3S,'7U.
A ILECHESV HOLME, A. HF.CK,
J.X. Proprietor, Nos.812 and 814 Market Street,
above eighth, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, ?2
jier day. Ho respectfully loliolti your patron
age. JaiiO -TJ.
XTATIO-VAI. IIOTEI.. AUGUSTUS
i WALD, Proprietor, Georgetown North'd
County, Pa., ut the (Station orthe N. C. It. W.
Choice wines and cigars at the bar.
The table U supplied with the best the markot
uir.ir 1. liood Binliliug and atteutive ostlers.
HIMJIEIM KKSTAlitAXT,
LOU IS II U M M KL, Proprietor,
Commerce St.. SHAMOKIN, PENN'A.
Having Just refitted the above Saloon for the
accomodation of the public, Is now prepared to
serve Uis friends with the best refreshments, und
fresh Lager Beer, Ale, Poller, aud all other malt
quors.
ItVEItl.Y'N ftOTt.I..
JOSIA1I BYKRLY, Proprietor, Lower Muha
uoy township, Northumberland couuty, Pa.,
on the road leading from Georgetown to L'uiou
town, Smith Inn, Trcvorton Pottsville, Ac.
The choicext Llquori and Began nt the bar.
The tublcs ate provided with tho best of the tea
son. Stabling large aud well luited for drovers,
with good ostlers.
Every attention paid to make guests comforta
ble. Nov. 11, lS7t.-ly.
ess (Jfarbs.
IV. I. KUOAD8. 1. l'ACIIR HAAS
WS. HMO ADS A CO.,
HETAII. DKALKltl OF
ANTHRACITE COAL, BUNBURY, PENN'A.
Office witu Haai, Faoklt & Co.,
Orders left at S 'asliolt! Jb Bro's., office Market
treet, will receive prompt atteution. Country
usiom respeetiuily solicited.
Feb. 4, 1871. tf.
ANTHRACITE COAL!
TALEXTIXE DIET., Wholesale and
V Retail dealer in every variety of
ANTHRACITE COAL, UPrER WHARF,
BUNBURY, PENN'A.
All kinds of Grain taken in exchange for Coal.
Orders solicited aud fl I le promptly. Orders left
at S. F. Nevlu's Confectionery Blore, ou Third
Btiset, will rucieve prompt attention, aud money
receipted for. the sum ay itt the ollles.
SEW COAL YARD.
rP HE undersigueJ having connected the Coal
t- business with his extensive FLOUR&GRAIN
tra.lc, is prepared to supply families with the
VERY REST OF COAL,
CHEAP FOR CANII.
Egg, Stove and Nut, constantly on baud. Uruin
taken in exchauge for Coal.
J. M. QADWALLADKR.
Sunbnry, Jan. 15, 1870 tf.
ijfritY.
is. re:
UEXTI!
GEOUGE
RENN,
li Simpson'! lluildint.
Market Square,
St'NDCRT,
Pa,
1 prepared to do all kind! of work pertaining
to Dentistry. He keeps constantly on hand
i large assortment of Teeth, and ether 'Dental
-Material, flow which he will b able to select,
ud mcas. ma wants of bis customers.
All work warranted to give satisfaction, or else
he i.;oney refuuded.
The very beat Mouthwash andTooth-FowdcVi
.'.e pt on hand.
His rcturuncra re the numerous patrons for
:'hoiu he has worked for the last twelve years.
6-Hrr.vry, April 31, 1873.
1
X2eitalllsliel In ISIO. (
PRICE 91 90 IK ADVAXCE. )
fclu Alibcrtscmcnts.
COAL.I COAM COAEI GRAN T BROS.,
Bhipporg and Wholesale and Retail Dealers In
WHITE AND RED ASH COAL, 8UNBURT, f A.
(LOWEB WHARF.
t3T Solo Agents, westward, at the eolebrated
Ilcnry Clay Coal. Jan 19-W
rlSiE JIILMXERY.
The Fall and Winter stoclt of Goods at
911mm E. Wclner'n Store.
Market Street, Sunbnry,
TAKES THE LEAD,.
Every article In the line of Millinery Goods can
be purchased at her cstabllsment, com
prising of
LADIES' HATS AMD BONNETS, FRAMES,
FLOWERS, 1
CRAPES, RIBBONS, LACES, TURQUOISE,
aud all the lending styles of ladles' Milllucry
wear,
NOTIONS, a general Variety. HANDKER
CHIEFS, GLOVES, IiOSE, Ac.
The ladles of'8unbnry and vicinity are invited
tn call and examine the gem goods now in my
Blore.
MISS L. WF.ISER.
November 10, 1872.
FALL ASD WINTER MILLIXERY.
Just received from the cities an eutlro new
Btock of Millinery Goods, consietirig of
BONNETS AND IIATS.
FLOWERS, WREATHS,
Feathers, Frames, Laces, Ribbons,
Turquoise,
and all the leading styles of fine Millinery.
I have spared neither palus nor expense to
make my Fall Stock 0110 of the most attractive
ever offered to the citizens of Sunbury and viciu
i.r. All nrc Invited to call aud examine my stock.
M. L. GOSSLER.
45 South Fourth Street, below tho S. V. R. P..,
SUNBURY, PA.
Nov. 2, 1S72.
LADIES' FANCY KOOUS
FALL STYLES AT
Miss DKate iBlaclv,
Markot Square Sunbury, Pa.,-
BLACK. .MIKSS. SILKS,
Piu!d and Plalu Popllus, Worsted and EniUiol
eries, Worstcrd Sacks and Shawls for
Ladies and Children. AU
. kludn of -
LADIES' WOOLEN GOODS. ?.
A general assortment of White Goods, Dress
Trimmings, Laces, Ac. A general variety of
Gloves, Haudkerchlcfs, Hose for ladies aud gen
tlemen. ' -TOILET BOAP8 AND PERFUMERY.
Everybody Is Invited to call and see them and
buy i hrip.
GEO. EVANS.
E. G. MAIZE.
Geo. Evans & Co.,r
914 Market Street, rhikdelphi?.,
TAILORS
and
MILITARY CLOTHIERS,
Military, Band k Fire Organizations
promptly uniformed.
Samples of Cloth, with Photographs, sent
free cn application.
Ours belug the leading house on Military work,
we feel that we eau otfer inducements which can
not lo attained anywhere else.
Aug. 24, 1873.
CENTER OF ATTRACTION.
Everybody Is invited to come and buy of the
handsome ttsKOitmcut or
TOYS AND CONFECTIONERIES
nt
SAMUEL. P. NEVIN'S STORE,
in frame biiihline. adloitdng Moore A Dissltiger's
building, THIRD STREET, 8UXBUKY, PA.
Just opened a frchtupply of Confcctioneibs of
every description,
TOYS OF ALL HINDS
constantly on hand. The best RAISINS, FIGS,
- CURRANTS & DRIED FRUIT.
PURE RIO COFFEE, TEA & SPICES,
fresh Bread, Buns A Cakes, every morning.
FANCY CAKES, BISCUITS, CRACKERS, Ac.
OYSTERS ! OYSTERS ! OYSTERS!
Having fitted up a room expressly for lervlng
up Oysters in every style, Ladies and Genllemeu
will be accommodated with the best bivalves in
market, at all hours during the day aud evening.
Families will be supplied ut their residence with
the beet Shell or Canned Oysters, us is desirable,
at Ihe very lowest prices. i
Cull and sec my exeelleut assortment of goods
and ascertain the prices.
' 8. F.NEVIN.
Dec. 16, 1871. . .
Sl'.VBl'RY FIRE INSURANCE CO-
.. . . THE D1RERTORS OF THE
StfNRURY HOUSE AND CATTLE IN
SURANCE COMPANY,
Arc now. tkulng lira risks miter tliuir .Jpoclal
charter g'anlod by the Legislature.
The r'f vnt great calamitous Ores of Chicago
and Bbsion nave proveu conclusively two facts.
1st. Thut Mutual Inurnncs Coinpnuies pro
vide the mott security to the assured for tho
smallest cost and are the best able to sustuiu
heavy losses.
2d. That Home Companies are an absolute
necessity and furnish the best guarantee! for
payment of losse! al they cover no heavy risks
wooklng outhlde of cities and cannot be affected
by sueli great contlugrutloos as the Boton and
Chicago tires which have ruined many of our
best aud strongest CoinyuuiOs.
THE BUNBURY FIRE INSURANCE CO.,
By special privileges works the joint stock aud
mutual plans together, thus euubling them to
enjoy the advantage! of both modes of insurance
without doing the injustice to the holder of the
mutual policy by ussessiug him for the beuefilof
the stock holder.
All policies are Issued on the mutual plan.
All rUks are taken outside the great cities, aud
only ou such property as Is not so exposed at to
be hazardous. This enublcs the Company to In
sure for less rules than mauy other Companies
aud supplies u great need uow felt by all of a re
liably conducted and
SAFE HOME INSURANCE COMPANY.
Their Joint Block Plan protect! against exor
bitant or reente.t aseessineut.
RELIABLE AGENTS WANTED.
Address
C. A. REIUEN8NYDER, Secretary.
Buumiry, Peuu a.
E. D. KILLIAN, Special Ageut aud Bupt.
... December T, 187a. If. '
WANTED Responsible meu al Local
Agents to sell Fruit and ornamental trees
tn neighborhoods where they reside. - To the
Tight parties very liberal terms and an opportu
nity to establish a sate aud profitable business.
Address The Diugee A Conrad Co., Wholesale
Nurserymen, West Grove, Chester Oo., fa.
No. 80, 18T3. Im.
SUNBURY, PA..
BALTIMORE LOCK ' HOSPITAL
D
R. jOHNSTON,
Physician of this ootebnitod Institution, baa
discovered the most certain, speedy, pleasant and
effectual remedy In the world for all ,
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCK.
Weakness of the Back or Limbs, Strictures,
Affections of Kidneys nDd Bladder, lnvolnn-!
liry Discharges, Impoteticy, General Debili
ty, Nervousness, Dyspepsy, languor, i.ow
Spirits, tonrnslon or Ideas, Palpitation or
the Heart, Timidity, Tremblings, Dimness
of Bttrht or Giddiness. Disenee of the Hand,
Throat, Nose or Skin, Affections of Liver, Lungs,
Stomach or Bowels these terrible Disorders
arising from the Solitary Habits of Yonth those
secret and solitary practices more fatal to their
victim! than the song of Syrens to the Mariners
of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliant hopoa
of anticipations, rendering marriage, Ac, Impos
sible, 'lOUNGtoEN
especially, who have become tho victims of Soli
tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit
winch annually sweeps to an untimely grave
thousands of young men of tho most exalted
talents and brilliant intellect, who might other
wise have entranced listening Senates with the
thunders of eloquence or waked to eostacy the
living lyre, may call with full confidence.
.MAKlUAllt.
Married Persons or Young Men contemplntiug
marriage, aware of Physical Weakness, (Loss
of Procreative Power Impotency), Norvous Ex
citability, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Ner
vous Debility, or any other Disqualiticutiou,
specd'ly relieved.
Ho who place! himself under the care of Dr. J.
muy religiously con tide in his honor as a gentle
man, and confidently rely unou his skill as a Phy
sician. ORGANIC WEAKNESS,
Impotency, Lore of Power, immediately Cured
and full Vigor Restored.
This Distressing Affection which renders Life
miserable nnd marriage impossible is the penalty
paid by the victims of improper indulgence!.
Young persons are too apt to commit excesses
from not being aware of the dreadful conseqeuccs
that may ensue. Now, who that understands
the subject will iretend to deny tliat the power
of procreation ts lost sooner by those falliug iuto
improper habits than by the prudent 1 Besides
being deprived the pleusuresof healthy offspring,
inc uiosi serious una iiuBirucuvt; nympkuius iu uutu f
body and uiind arise. The system becomes de- 1
ranged, the Physical and Mental sanctions
Wcnkened, Lobs of Procreative Power, Nervous
Irritability, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart,
Indigestion, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting
of the Frumc, Cough, Consumption, Decay and
Deuth.
A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Persons ruined in health by unlearned preten
ders who keep them trilling month after mouth,
taking poisonous and injurious compounds,
should apply Immediately.
DR. JOHNSTON,
Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, Lon
don, Graduated from one of the most eminent
Colleges In the United States, aud the greater
part of whose ife has been spent in the hospitals
of London, Pris, Philadelphia and elsewhere,
has effected some of the most astonishing cures
that were ever known ; many troubled w 1th ring
ing In the head and care when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed at suddcu sounds,
bushfulncss, with frequent blushing, attended
sometimes with derangement of miud, wcrecured
immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
Dr. J. addresses all those who have lnjurrd
themselves by improper Indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body aud mind, unfitting
them for cither business, study, society or mar
riage. Tukhb arc some of the sad and melancholy
effects produced by early habits of youth, via;
tcuKuexs 01 1110 Back aud Limbs, Pains iu the
Back ai d Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss of Mus
cular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspepny,
Nervous In n ability, Derangement of Diuesiive
Functions, Geucial Debility, Symptoms of Con
sumption, Ac.
Mentally The fearful effects on the mind
nrc much to be dreaded Loss of Memory, Con
fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil
Forebodings, Avcrsiou to Society, Self-Distrust,
Love of Solitude, Tiuiidity, Ac, are soma of the
evils produced.
Tuol'SANUS of persons of all ages can now
judge what is the cause of their declining health,
losing their vigor, becoming, weak, pale, ucrvous
and emaciated, having a singular appearance
about the eyes, cough and Bymptoms 01 consump
tion.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injured themselves by a certain prac
tice Indulged lu when alone, a habit frequeutly
learned from evil companions, or al school, the
effects of which nre nightly felt, even when
asleep, and If not cured, reuders innrrlage Impos
sible, aud destroys both miud and body, should
apply Immediately.
What a pity that a young man, the hope of bis
country, the darling of bis parents, should be
Buutchcd from all prospects and enjoyments of
lite, by the consequence of deviating Ironi tho
path of nature aud indulging in a certain secret
habit. Such persons mcst, beforo conteuiplaliug
MARRIAGE,
reflect that a sound mind and body are the most
necessary requisites to promote connubial happi
ness. Indeed without these, the Journey through
life becomr a weary pilgrimage ; tho prospect
hourly darkens to tho view ; the mind become!
shadowed with despair und tilled with the melan
choly rejection, tiiut the huppiuuss of another
becomes blighted with ourowii.
A CLllTAIN DISEASE.
When the misguided and imprudent votary of
pleasure linds that he has imbibed the seeds of
thiB painful disease, it too ofleu happens that an
Ill-timed sense of shame, or dread of discovery,
deter! him from applying to those who, from
education aud respectability, cau alone befriend
him, delaying till the constitutional symptoms ot
this horrid disease make their uppearauce, such
as ulcerated sore throat, diseased nose, noetural
pains iu the head and limbs, dimness of sight,
deafness, nodes ou tho shiu bones and urms,
blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro
gressing with frightful rapidity, till at lust the
palute of the mouth or the bones of the nose full
in, aud the victim of this awful disease becomes
a horrid object of commiseration, till death puts
a period to hi! dreadful sintering, by sending
him to " that Undiscovered Country from wheueo
uo traveller returns."
It is a mclaucholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through fulling
into the hands of Ignorant or unskillful PRE
TENDERS, who, by the use of thut deadly Poi
son, Mercury, Ac, destroy the constitution, aud
incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sullerer
mouth after month taking their uoxious or lu-
JuiioiiB compounds, and instead of being restored
to a renewal ot iite vigor and ltuppluess, lu des
pair leave him with ruined Health to sigh over
his galling disappointment.
Tu such, therefore, Dr. Johnston pledges him
soil' to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and
from his extensive practice aud observations lu
the great Hospitals of Europe, aud the first iu
this country, viz 1 England, Krauce, Philadelphia
and elsewhere, is enabled to oiler the most cer
tain, speedy aud effectual remedy la the world
for all diseases of Imprudence.
DR. JOHNSTON.
OJFI'JE, NO. 7, 8. FREDERICK STREET.
Baltimohk, M. D.
Left band side going from Baltimore street, a few
doon from the corner. Fail uot to observe uauie
and number.
t-ij" No letters received unless postpaid and
containing a stamp to be used ou the reply. Per
son! writing should Stale age, und seud a portion
of advirtlseiuent describing symptoms.
There are so many Paltry, Designing and
Worthless Iinpuslers advertising themselves as
Physicians, trilling with aud ruiulug the health
of all who uuforluuulely full lulo their power,
that Dr. Johuston deems It necessary to say es
pecially to those uuacquaiuted with his reuuta.
tiou thut bis Credential! or Diploma! always
bang in bis office.
ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS.
The many thousands cured at this Establish
ment, year alter year, and the numerous lm-
Jortaut Surgical Operations performed by Dr.
ohnslou, witnessed by the representatives of the
tiress aud mauy other papers, notices of which
iave apixared again aud again before the public,
besides his Handing al a geutleman of character
aud responsibility, ts a suUlcleut guarantee to lbs
atUlctad. bhlu disomies aptedUy eared.
Ftfcraary II, 1WI. ly
.SATURDAY MORNING, JANUARY 11 1873.
tntflits.
. Lo-ul Option i:ill.
The following tsi the bill pusspil by tin:
Inst LepislfUui'o Btibtiiiltin the qitcwtion of
"license" r "no license'' t a direct vote
of the pevplo oftliu several cities tiud coun
tie f tKts 'Common wealth :
Sec. 1. JJe it tnuckd, Ac, Tlnxt on Hit)
third Friday iu March, one thousand eihl
liuudrod i.jd Mivunty-lbrt'it, in every "oily
Rnd county in thin ComiininwoiiUli, and ut
the Anmtiu niunidpiil elections every third
year thereafter, in every such city and
ertunty, it Khali be the duty (if the inspec
tor and judges of this election in the eilies
nud coHUlics, to receive tickets, either i
written or printed, from the lentil voters of
Baid cities aud counties, labeled on the out
side "license," and on the inside "for li
cense" or "against license," and to deposit
said ticket in a bos provided fur that pur
pose by said inspectors nnd jad-es, as is
required by law iu thu cusutif other tickets
received, shall be counted, and a return of
the same made to the Clerk of the Court of
Quarter Sessions of the peace of the proper
county, duly certified as it is required by
law; which certilicates shall bu laid beforo
the Judges of said court at the first meet
ing of said court nfler said election shall bu
held, and shall be liled with the other re
cord of said court; ami itshnll be the duty
of mayors of cities und shunU's of counties
or of auy other ollicer whose duty it may be
to perforin such service, to fiivo due public
notice of such special election above pro
vided for, three weeks previous to tho time
of holding the same, and also three weeks
before sue!) election every third year there
after: Provided, that thiB act snail not he
construed to repeal or alfett any special
law prohibiting ihe salfff rntoxicaliug li
quois, or prohibiting tho granting of li
censes: Provided, that when the municipal
and township elections in any county or
city do not occur ou the third Friday in
March, the elections provided for in this
section shall bo held on tho day fixed for
the municipal elections in said county:
Ami provided, further, that all licenses
gruutcd afler tiio lirst of January, 0110
thousand eiht hundred and seventy-three,
shall cease, determine and become void ou
tho first day of April, one thous and eitih't
hund ed and seventy-three, if the district
for which they shall bu granted determines
against the grunting of license; and the
treasurer of tho proper county shall then
refund to the holder of such license the
moneys so paid therefor, fur which the said
treasurers shall be entitled to credit in their
accounts with the Commonwealth.
Sec. -. That in receiviug and counting,
and making returns of the. votes cast, the
inspectors, and judges and clerks of said
election, shall be governed by the laws of
this Commonwealth regulating general
elections; and all the penalties of said elec
tion laws are hereby extended to aud shall
apply to the voters, inspectors, judges and
clerks, voting at and attending upon the
election held under tho piovisiousof this
act.
(Sec. 3. 'Whenever, by tho returns of
elections in any city or oouatv aforesaid,
it suau appear tliat a majority arc against
licens?, it shall not be lawful" fur any court
or board of license coniniit-siuners to issue
any license, for the sale of spirituous, vinous,
malt or other intoxicating liquors, or any
admixture thereof, in said ciiy or county,
at any time thereafter, until n election as
above provided a majority shall vote in fa
vor of license: Provided, that uolhiug con
tained in the provisions of this act shall
prevent the issuii g of licenses to druggists
for the sale of liquors for 1 udicinal aud
manufacturing purposes: I'rovidid, that
the ciliz 'tis of the borough of Lebanon
shall vote upon the question on tho third
Friday of March, one thousand eight hun
dred and sevetiry-three, on the same day
aud time when tho townships of the county
of Lebanon hold their spring elections.
The r.je.
Tho sculptor Crawford wii3 accustomed
all his life to read lying down. To this
physicians very largely uUributo thu loss
of iiis eye. Very soon a cancer formed iu
the nlher which caused his death.
The great historian I'resuolt lost his eye
sight when a student, by a bit of bread
thrown in sport by a fell nv-studeut at the
table. Never be. careless in such little,
matters. A pair of scissors or a fork,
thrown in sport or anger, has often caused
the loss of an eye, which the wealth of the
world cmrWbt replace.
A friend, who was very ambitious lo
finish a set of linen for her brothers, spent
iihui Kl a v. iuter in line slitchiug, sitting up
often lute tit night over ti e work, iu which
she took gieat delight. The result was tho
nerve of the eye was so Injured th it she
was obliged wholly to give up sewing.knU
ting and reading under penalty of becoming
perfectly blind.
A young lady, who lived but ten miles
by train from school, used to spend thu
timo in studying a certain, lesson while she
was riding down in the morning. The re
sult wasa severe all'eetiou of tho eyes, which
disabled her lrom study for a long time. It
is always hurtful to tho eyes to read in the
train, though wo may not eoo tho bad ef
fects so plainly when it happens only occa
sionally. A steady practice, like this
young lady's, may produce even worse re
sults when the system is iu a bad state.
Never read by twilight, nor beforo eating
in the morning. Thu little you gain in
lime will bu doubly lost by a failing of the
cyesisihl long beforo life's sundown.
I kuow a young clergyman who is a re
markably wcll-ruad man, but whose eyes
are a perfect deformity, lie said ho ru
ined them by reading at night, long and
intently, when bu was gelling his educa
tion lie seems to bavo uo control of tho
lids, which twitch and move in a most gro
tesque manner. JJou't fancy you enn do
what you please with your eyes aud yet
have them servo you faithfully. Take as
good caro of them as you would of gold,f ir
gold can never replace lost eyesight.
.Onb morning during the lato war, an
olttcer riding through the woods of Xorth
Alabama, was attracted by a tall, lank
countryman, who seemed to be using his
best endeavors to reach the top of a large
hickory tree. Scarcely had he gained tho
summit, when, rapidly descending, he
started up another tree a few yards fur
ther oil'. This strange proceeding was con
tinued at least a dozen times, thu country
man climbing aud descending one tree af
ler another for nearly a quurU-r of a mile.
The otlieer at length overtaking him, in
quired the cause of his eccentric gyrations.
"Wal, stranger," he answered, "I was
lyin' asleep under you hickory, when a
darned squirrel dropped a fchelluark into
my eye. l,m goth' to worry him till he
leaves the settlement, if 1 die in the at
tempt." Soxq or Tna Fawk Call me early,
mother deer.
J! -ijI J
TIIK I'KKSinKtffV.
" THE FULL OFFICIAL VOTE.
CHANT'S PLURALITY OVER URRSLKY
751.137 Gil A NT's MA.TOR1TTOVBH ALL
, OITOS1TIOX, 75,3 )H.
Th full official vote for President nnd
Vice-l'residpnt is nt Inst ncccsaiblo for the
lirst time. Tho vote of each Statu for thu
Grant and Greeley electors Is given below,
and under the head of "scattering" is in
cluded the vote csst for O'Connor, the
Bourbon candidate, and Black, thu Tem
perance candidate. Tho tn.ijorilius given
are thni of Grant over Greeley, without
taking tho sealterlng vota into account:
Grant.
Alabama, 9'VJ72
Aiknnsas, -HAWd
California, S4.W4
Connect, iVl.OiJS
Oreele;.
70,441
ys.44S
40,74:1
4o.SN',l
M.Sui
15.4:1
To.avs
is 1,770
u;;i,ti:t7
71.110
:.7o
io:),ais
57,tr."J
2'.t.lH7
07,es7
5!.,B.)
ts, i;:,r,
yt.:U7
4?,17
151.4,i,(
7,705
- r.,'j:;i
31 .4-1
70, Sol
3S7,!i7'.
tW,4','l
a44.:r.'i
7,745
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5,70:K
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1.417
2,'v03
71
2,1174
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til ,4J8
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S-J,4i 0
lhUud
l-VJ-15
S.4i:i
:i7.rt
yi.ooi
()'-oi gia
Illinois,
Indiana,
Iowa,
Kansas,
Kentucky
Louisiana,
Maine,
M in land,
M isac's
Michigan,
Minnesota,
Mississ'pi,
Missouri,
Nebraska,
4,114
2,Wt
Nv ida,
N. Ilamp
N. Jersey
N. York,
N. Calafor.
Ohio,
Oregon,
Peiin'a,
3-S
C '0
1,655
440-740
;it.:i04
2l.sM
ll.M
RI'.I.O'.!
l:i,005
7i!.-,.ll)
s:i,B:,r.
47.400
41,4S)
R. Island,
S- Carolina
Tennessee,
Texas,
Vermont,
Virginia,
W. V'irginli
Viise'siu,
-'04
ai'rii'j
5.':i
4J
fit)
634
:,-.M
lot.y.tJ
Totals, 3.VJ2W.J 3HSW47
M7?J 75'.Ho7R
Giving Grant 7o0,l.'!7 plurality over
Greeley, and 73j,3o3 majority over all.
COMPARISON WITH THK VOTE OK lSiiS.
The vote for President in 18o3 stood as
follows :
For Grant aud Colfax 3.013,183
For Seymour and lilair 2,703,01)0
Grant's majority, 30'J,5SS
Iu lStkS, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia
did not participate in thu election, aud iu
Florida tho Presidential electors were se
lected by the Legislature. Deducting the
vote of these four Stales in 1S72 from the
total, we liind that Grant receivod 3,3"),
4o4 votes iu the States which took part in
the election of lSoS,his increase being 331',
Utiii votes in theso Stales, nnd o7'.7'.tJ in
the whole country. The Greeley ticket in
lT'.' polled ,jl3,-J0S votes in the States
which voted iu 1S0S, showing a decrease iu
these States of 110,3'JJ votes, and in the
wtiole country a decrease of 130,-17 votes.
THE OUANT ELKOToriAI. VOll!.
The thirty-ono States in which the
Grant ticket received majorities cast the
following electoral votes for Grant aud
Wilson :
Alabama,
Arkansas,
California,
Connecticut,
Delaware,
Florida,
Illinois,
Indiana,
Iowa,
Kansas,
Louisiana,
Maine,
Massachusetts,
Michigan,
Minnesota,
lOXebraska, 3
0 Nevada, 3
tl'N'ew Hampshire, &
r New Jersey, '.I
3 Xew York, 3f
1 Xorth Carolina, 10
21 Ohio, 1
35 Oregon, 3
1 1 Pennsylvania., J'.i
o ltho.le Island, 4
8 South Carolina, 7
7 Vermont, 5
13 Virginia, II
11 West Virg'min, o
ft Wisconsin, 10
8
Mississippi,
Total electoral vote, 300
TIIK OlTOrilTION ELF.CTOKAL VOTH.
The death of Mr. Greeley caused the
electors of the States which gave a major
ity for him to scatter their voles for Presi
dent iu the following fashion ;
For Horace Greeley, of New York
Georgia, 3
For 1J. Grata Brown, of Missouri
Georgia, 0 I Missouri, 8
Kentucky, 4
Total. IS
For Thomas A. Hendricks, of Indiana-
Kcn'ueUy,
Maryland,
Missouri.
1 enuessee,
Texas,
12
Total. ii
For Charles J. Jetikius, of Georgia j
Georgia, 1
For David Davis, of Hliuois
Missouri, 1
Tho opposition electoral vote for Vice- j
Presideut was distributed as follows : !
Georgia, fi Tennessee, 12
Kent ucky, 8 Texas, 'A
Maryland, 8
Missouri, G Total, 47
For Nathaniel P. Banks, of Mass.
Georgia, 1
For Geo. W. Julian, of Indiana
Missouri, 5
For Alex. M. Colqnit, of Georgia
Georgia, . 5
For John M. Palmer, of Illinois
Missouri, 3
For Thos. E. Bramlette, of Keutueky
Kentucky, 3
For Win, S. Grocsbeck, of Ohio
Missouri, i
, For Willis 11. M.ichen, of Keutueky
Kentucky, 1
CONTESTED VOTES.
Iu Louisiana, thu two opposing sets of
electors claim lo have been elected, the
G rant electors by Ihe vole given above,
nud the Greeley electors by a yolo of tiO,
Jo7 agaiust 5S,'J."iJa majority of 8,015 lor
Greeley. I ho Greeley electors according
ly held a meeting and forwarded their vote
to Washington. Their vole for President
was blank, aud for Vice-Presideut 8 for B.
Grati Brown. It will devolve upon Con
gress iu joint session to decide which is the
true Vote of the State, aud t lie re is uo doubt
the Grant vote will bo accepted.
A SciiooLMAS'i'Eit tells tha following
good one : "I was once teaching in a quiet
country village. Tho second morning of
thu session 1 had time to survey my sur
roundings, aud among the seamy furniture
1 espied a three-legged stool. 'Is this the
dunce block t' I aked a little girl of live
years. The dark eyes sparkled, the curls
nodded assent, and the lips rippled out,
'1 guess so. Tha teacher always sits ou
it.'
One of the saddest sights In this season
of tho year is a young mau who has waited
outside the church of an evening until he
Is chilled through, ouly to Bee his girl walk
off with some rascal who has beeu inside all
the time, toasting his siuful thins at the
stove.
New Scries, Vol. I. Xo. 40.
OIl Kcrle, Vol. fl3, Mo. 5.
Stkatdy fcrroiiT. Great results are
generally accomplished by steady, per
sistent effort. Success ia almost 'certain
to follow lite labor of him who, in tho
morning, enters upon tho duties of the
day with a definite object in view, nnd
directs all his energies to its accomplish
ment, permitting nothing, to swerve him
from his purpose, or iuduce him to relax
his efforts. That energy that comes by
fits and starts rarely produces any tan
gible results. Powerful it .nay be" for a
little while, but it soon subsides and leaves
no tangible good to show that it ever ex
isted. This fitful energy can bu compared
to nothing better than an attack of cramp
colic. When a fellow is seized with cramp
he writhes and twists nnd squirms und
throws himself into every conceivable
shape aud position, but as snou ns the
pain subsides, tired out by tho effort, he
becomes tranqu'.l and quiet till visited
by another attack. Well, so it is with
this spasmodic energy. When a fellow
is attacked by it he nmkrs a wonderful
luss, Him you wouai imagine iiihi lie was
going to do some mighty thing ; but in 1
a little while tho spoil passes oil
is just as quiet and gcutlo as u
aud
dead
lamb.
T lieu theso spasmodic spells ef energy
don't work in the same direction. Every
new attack takes a different course.
1".-1
the victim could begin again where
1,.. :
t..r. n-i,i.r. n. uii.,,.1 c,,i7B;.i,..i i, .;..!. I 1
get something done; but that he never :
does. The reason of this is, these itfui ;
efforts nro not tho offspring of the judg-
incut, but original in thu emotional feel- ;
ings. The attack is suro to follow strong
excitement, and when tho excitement
subsides the spell passes off, ami the victim
is quiet till you tire him up ngaiu.
Tho eloquent oratots who, during the
lato unpleasantness, were always telling
tho people, "It is glorious to die for one's
country," were remarkably careful to
leave that honer for samo more practical
fellow to enjoy. The eloquent divine,
who, in one of his fils of patriotism, ex
claimed. "The sweetest death is death from
the whistling bullet," never went wloiro !
he 'could even hear th'j zip zip zip of these
sweet ihessengiTs that perforated a fellow
to let the soul escape; but the more!
practical fellow, who wasted no time in j
dishing out such sense, less twaddle, w ho j
said, "It's horrible ; 1 don't like it, but;
the old llag must bo respected," bared his '
breast to the leaden rain, mnrehed all night :
and fought all day, bending all his pov- j
ers unceasingly to the accomplishment of ;
his one grand aim the salvation of the
country, nnd the supremacy of the law j
did something tangible, something real.
We knew a general ofiiccr during the ;
late war, who was subject to "speP.s of!
morality," as the boys called them. As
soon as tho signs of the times indicated an '
approaching light ho would not only get :
terribly Scared, bill terribly pious, ami be
gin holding meeiinge, nud convening coun- '
cils to devise 'means for the "moralizing" :
of his men; but junt as soon as the light'
was over and the snare was off. he would ,
got n little drunker than most other yent-'e- 1
!)kui. His elfji-ts lo do good not only fail- 1
ed iu the object intended, hut did postlivo ;
harm. Had he pursued a steady course, !
nnd persistently labored for the moral i
welfare of his command, he would h&vu ',
most unquestionably ace j:n;)iis!ijd much
good. 1
We have heard men shout glory so loud
that the'most natural thing in the world ;
was to look for a pair of wings to crop out j
under their arms, and see them start on au '.
aerial voyage; but they didn't, and the;
next day, when the excitement was oil",
they were just about us earthly a set ns
could handily he found. and would no more .
think of giving a dollar to save a "Chinee" I
than iu taking stock in a railroad lo the
moon. The energy they exhibited was
born of feeling, and was as unstable as the i
morning mist. Had it b.en the out i
growth of principle, steady, persistent ef- '
fort would mark their actions. i
The man who has a purposo in life !
never goes oil' in one of these tits, lu- i
stances, he controls cireutnstaces, and !
moulds them to his purpose. Ho is not i
easily vanquished indeed, is altuott in- i
vincible and invulnerable.
The maddening torrent may pour from J
ihe hillside, and dash its force upon the j
rock beneath, but when the clouds hold up
their rain the channel becomes dry, aud we j
liud no impression of" the tempest on the j
surface of the rock. But that little spring, '
placing away its tiny geyser, almost uu- :
noticed, sends drop ul'i, r drop down on
that rliiity surface. ears roll 0:1 :;iid tho
rock silently wears nway. ,'ro it is with
steady 1 ll'ort iu any diivetioil. Emotional
action is g.-uer illy hasty, and hasty ac- ;
tiou is nearly always unwise action. Tho i
blows that M't-m pmvorlul are id directed, !
and seldom fall twicu in the same place, J
or are even aimed at the same, purpose. !
We like the man who wastes no time itt '
telling what he is going to d , but who ;
goes straight to work in his own quiet, j
Steady, determined way and docs some- ;
teing." All that wo have and nre wu owe'
to these steady, earnest woikers.
IVlnfre the Suit lufka Water tomes
I'roiu.
The sea depends on the disintegration of
rocks 011 laud for its sallncss. It does not
originate in oceans aud seas. Bains wash
it and hold it iu solution as particles are
liberated by violence, decomoosiliou nnd
gradual action of many natuttil forces. All
streamlets and rivers," therefore, nre con
stantly transporting 6alt to the sea. If
there is more than can be held in Solution,
then it accumulates in masses nt very deep
poiuts, which, in ihe revolution to which
matter is subject, may again bo a stratum
of salt somewhere remote from where the
mass was formed. Thus the salt mines of
Portland and vast horizontal bed of pure
salt in Texas, ns well as that mountain of
rock salt iu San Domingo, were collected
at the bottom of ancient seas which are.
now dry laud remote from wafer. There
are places iu Africa where tho process of
disintfegaUon of i'alt from rocks is regular
ly going on, but there is not water power
euough to force it ouwardly to thu ecu.
Hence thu particles are spread abroad nnd
mixed up with the soil. Tho negroes of
Kalliul, in Northern Africa, having discov-
j ered its distribution where there is uo
i water to dissolve in the ground, leach it.
In that way they sepaiate thu salt. JSy
evaporating tho water holding it in solu
tion, an excellent articlo for domestic pur
poses is produced. Salt jwrvade the earth.
It exists in thu grasses aud most vegetable
products ou which auimals feed. Iu that
way they derive enough in most countries
to meet the demands of their nature. They
rpquire aS much a civilized humauUy.
With tl.eui salt is necessary &s with our
selves, for keeping the rtrgaus of vision in
good coudiliou. Stop tbo supply uud
blindness would be universal.
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Chicken Pik. Take two full grown
chickens, or more if they are small, disjoint
them, nnd cut the backbone etc., ns smart
as convenient. Doit them with a few slice
of salt pork iu water enough lo cover then).,
let them boil quite lender, then take out
the breast bone. After they boil und tho
Scorn is tftkeo ofT, put iu a little onion cut
very fine, not enough to tnsto distinctly,
but just enough lo Itavor itlilile ; rubsoino
parsley very (ine when dry, or cut Goo
when green thill gives a pleasant Kaviii.
Season with pepper and salt, tin J ft feV
ounces of good fresh butter. When all is
cooked well, have liquid enough to cover
tho chicken, then beat two eggs and stir in
some sweet cream. Line a live quart pan
with a crust made like soJ t biscuit, only
more shortening, put in the chicken nnd
liquid, then cover with a crust the same its
the lining. Bake till the crust is done, and
yon will haVo a good chicken pie.
How to uo v.v Shirt Rosoks. Wo
have often been requested by lady corespon-
dents to state by what process the gloss 011
ueiV uncus, sliirt bosoms, etc., is prouuceti,
und in order to gratify them, wo subjoin
the following receipt ;4 'Take two ounces
of line white gum limbic powder ; put it in
a pitcher and pour on a pint or moro of
boiling water, according to the degree ot
stretigth vou desire, and then . having cover-
id it. let it stand all night. In tho morn-
l"nu' 11 carefully from the dregs niton,
clean bottle. c.rk, nnd Keep it lor use. A
tablespoon! of gum wafer stirred in a pint
01 siarcn.iuaue 111 liic osuu! ...aooei,,.."
to lawn, either while or printed, a look of
newness, when nothing else can rest.oro
them afler they have been washed."
Washing Silveii Win:. It seems
that housekeepers who wasli their 'uilver
waro with soap and water, as the common
practice is, do not know what they are
about. The proprietor af one of Ihe oldest
silver establishments in the city of Phila
delphia, says that "housekeepers ruin their,
silver bv washing it in soap suds, it makes
it look like pewter. Xeverput a particle
of soap about your silver, then it will re
tain its original lustre. v lieu 11 wants
polish, take a piece of soft leather and
whiting, nnd rub it hard.
Tea Biscuit. One coffee cup raised
dough, one cup sweet miik, one egg, pieco
of butler si?.e of an egg, one tablespoon su
gar, just flour enough 10 mould it tnnko
as soft ns you con possibly work it ; tho
more yon knead them the better.
Spice Cake.- One cup of sugar, oca cup
of milk, one cup of raisins, -one egg, nut
meg, one teaspoonful of cloves, two tea?
spoonfuls ol'ciunatnon, 0110 teaspoonful of
soda, and three cups of flour. .-
Baked Indian Pudding. Ono ri.'srt
of miik, 0110 teacupf'ul of Indian meal, ono
teacupl'ul of sugar, two eggs, a small piece
of butter, spices and salt. Scald thu meal
in the iViilk.
Water- Cake. Two cups of sugar,
one-half cup 'of butler, two eggs, ono cup
of water, two tei-.apopufuls ot cream of tar
tar, one teiispooul'uls ot soda, a I'.t'J.o salt,
and uuttneg.
A Familiar ilirtisc.
I The phrase "the devil to pay," is uot
, eo ptolutie in its origin, not so i lit git' nn to,
as some might suppose. Most o'' the coni
: mull expletive sa) ings of lliu day have a
' parentage, legitimate nnd proper, and tho
foregoing is not uu exception. The start
' ling" word is not uecessarily impious or
irreverent. We have tho "devilfish," and
we have in thu printing oliieo a youthful
specimen of humanity who cannot bu uu
I dcrstandingly designated to the craft with-
out borrowing tho Piuionic appellative.
; Tho phrase iu question doubtless origina
! ted in a printing olllee, on the occasion.
! of the S.tliU'day Light's selilcmetit of weekly
; accounts. The publisher, with a scant
I purso received il:'; cr.iiuous c? 11 of his 1'ore
; man. 1
" tVe'.l, John, how is it V What must I
! pay iii-iugul ''
j "Typus wants th'o d j'.liiis, nnd Shoot
' ing-stick wauls four, nud Sidcruic says ho
must have seven."
"Mercy, John you'll clean me out entire
ly. My siihcribets haven't done a thing
at paying up this week. But let's see
here's the money."
"And sir I should like a few dollars
for myeelf. ."'
"To u's hi! ! Cut hero yott have It
all I 'e got."
"Bat, sir, vou forgot there' i'it devil (t
And can we wonder liul thuivnfter,
when the poor publisher wished lo parti
cularly emphasize) what ho deemed to ba a
perfect crusher in the way of business,
he burrowed this signiticanl phrase V
i Socialism Defined. Here i a Tvraett
; cal definition of Socialism" as understood
j by those who go in for that beautiful doc
' t tine. Two worthies, admirers of Odger,
I Bradlaugh i Co'., are ou tho point . of cu-
teiing a "pub," in llio viciuity of thu IIclo
1 in-lho-wali, London. Oue says:
J "Look 'ere, Bill, you've been to somo o'
lmMll ,m.ctiuog at Trafalger Square what
j do they mean by Socialism eh V"
"There's a question ! We'd blow me, if
1 thought you was such a bass, Jack I 'E
1 u's a public, isn't it V Werrey good t Wii
goes in, an' you says to me, says you.
'Bill,' stys you, 'Wat'll yer'ave todriuk j"
1 says to you, 'I'll 'ave a quartern of of
gin or a pint o' 'eavy wet, or wot not'
tin' you pays. Then I says to you, says I,.
'Wat'll yuu 'ave, Jack V which you names,
and then "
"Well V"
"Then you p.iysag'iu. That'sSocialisnl,
'cording to Odger, au' ho knows."
"Aifright. Buts'povo I'm a Socialist
too who pays then ?"
"Who? Why, it'i tho landlord us
stauds, Sam, in course."
"Well, but s'pose the landlord is good a
Socialist us us 'i How d'yu settle it,
then Y"
"In ihnt case w fights it out on too,
spot, fair nod s'Otare, and tho best man
wins."
A minister was once preaching about
Heaven, and to show the absurdity of
Sweudenborg's ideas, drvw a graphic pie
lure of thu Sweudeiilorgaiii heavun, with
its beautiful fields, line horses, cows. and
pretty women, when, In thu midst of his
glowiug description, one of Jhe eislers went
into raptures, and shouted r'Glory, rur'
glory I" This so disconcerted the preacher
that ho paused, when anldor cried out to
theshouter: "Hold ou there, sister; you're
shouting over the wrong heaven '."
An Irishman, onholug told that a new
ly iuveuted stove would uave just hall his '
usual fuel, replied, "Arrah, theu I'll have
two, and saw it all, my Wwd"