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ESTAltTuslILD A3 A KF.FVUE FHOM Ql'ACK'
EUY.
THE OXLY PLACE WHERE A CVKE
CM.V BE uBTAlSEt).
DR. JOHNSTON hiw ili-rviti reil ihnmt Crrtnln,
Spi'e.lv mil milv Eflcclunl Kcinfl.T In the
Vorlil I'it nil PrivnleliKiiSi-". Wnikm-iw ( the B.-K-k
'.r lmlw. Kiriclun. Atti-ciliina of tin- ki )ncy mid
iilm! lei. lnv.ilui.tiirv liii.obnriji. rni.nteiic.T. dene
Ml Di'b'liiv, Nmrn'mw. l Tf ' lV. Lmniiior. Low
8iirit ro'ifiim'ii ol I leu. P il.itnti..n ol Ihr HeurU
1 imi-li: v. 'j'r Mliitw. I'in nwi'l IK"1 'r Hirt'lmn".
Jiiwris.-Vl'llie llon-L Thront. Noho r kin. Affwiiimj
il the Liver. Luiin". Stoumch or Ikel thine Terri
tile UwinltM Kii.!n from the Solitnry ll.iKit!" or
Vciuih ilnwe- siicret nml snlitnry prnctiaim nmri- r-ttnl
to their viclims thnti the soli ol Syren? to the Mil-rim-M
"f l'lvmi'.blijbtiiiK Iheir moil hiillmnt bope
or aiiticifi.iiion!!. reudcriuu uiarriiye, Ac, iinpossi,
V-vchUv. no hnve hecmnie ihe victim? of So.ltnry
Vice, th'il ilPMi'lful nnil di-?lrnctive bait which
nniiii'illv i-wi'i-i" to -in untiir.tly jrrnve lhon?!,d of
Vot:n ' Sl,-n of tin- wont cx ilie l tnli nta iini hrilliiint
liiti'Mwt. who nii rht otherwise hnve entrnticed limen
i.,, , s-n.il! ? i h the thunders of elonnence or waked
.o" "luty tht living lyre, may call with full con-
8 I unco. ........
M.IKKI Kit,.
M ivrii'u Ptrjim?. or Yoniii fcn eontemplnllnjt
n-rri ';': ln-ii:c ire of pf. ion I wenknesf. orauio
.- !-i!i: v. ! ;..i n ilii"-'. Ac eijci-lily cured.
lie who p'.-o'c? tiiino lf nndi r ihe c ire ofltr.J.
in iv r,!i':. i.lv n.n"i.le in hi.' li'iv..i n- 11 L'ciitli-niHIl.
I iMiitfli-n'lv r.-'y ii,-.oti l.ii Kill Phynlciah. .
1. :.?in' v,'i:i:;i
Ion d i-! . or-. 1. ut. 1 r uM Viftir, ItesloreJ.
j ;,-. i,;...,,! ,i.;o-i. 1: -lich ri'ii'l'.'in Life
mi--. r,il'i- hi n..,"rri i.-. m'ii.o..-;i.'- --i- the penally
i.. I hv ihv v; ::i. if .i.o r.'t-.-r ;i1.lul..c;.?. ..uti?
,..i. i,s irr 1 .0 ait .. iti.b.'.i ex'nwc fi'tn not
'It- ;;-t'H-i;Vi :iii--'.,.iofiices Moil inav
:!.! u:i.!,r I.-I..U the mit.ict will
1 i v ih'i' 'in' p"-r of procreation i lost
v il-.c ' iM'1!!.' in'" "'T''' 'l'"r lial.i;: limn by
. t j;,,; ,.. I."inj A 't.ri 1 the yU inire
if I, v -IT r'.i,.' 1:0..: j.-rioU!" ml -1 liructiv
..o.i !.-. o-itli l o Iv 111 d n.iii 1 'iri-o. Th-y;eui
I' I'
ll." I'.
ii..t I. 'h.' rliviC'il htmJ .ii.imi folic
..!. !..- ot I'r .T..'iir!'.i' l'"i-. N-rvnu
-t ; 1 l'i.! ". :; oi l ' lleurt.
1' . 1,:. ii.ii 1 J-h-a V"aiiii nf
..1 ;;i. l' !.'.; r.itl..!.. 1 .. t4 1'CHth.
. V .tliil l'Vi'tl 1 l.-ii iH-M I
- ....:.- fvtn Vxiltiworo 'rec!, a few
11 !i -
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1 o- 1- !U It,
i i I l.i:in!"-r
l.-ltil- n. v
l.-..e.oi Ml'..
i,tt to oostrvr nau;e
ho rai l -it. 1 c.-r,ti,'.r. a 'Uinp. Tht
'.. ii Y.nn r :- h;(.r;.i3.
: i Vi--t vri:i irv two
-r't-r-j or .'.;. ..o.vt Drug:.
tin. ,'iKf.j.vi'r..
1 !i..vi.! Oo'".e'e of Surgeons. London,
.oi . of the i-. "..t ainir.ent Colli de? in
t!iir- -.ii 1 .h" t'-fiT l.'irt of who'e lite
?.! :, I..-1 cf
t.ia ij-i'i 1-
the 1 l.itol
tu. I...,,, -t
., !..! -f Lonti-.n. 1 .irifi.
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i.L-i'ii.-; eurv
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jitd f?ine of
I..,. n ... .i ,fl
I. il V 'i'
ih.-'i v-.-irer known ;
.- hi tl hTi.'l and euri
i i. ' '.' nlmr.i"cl at
M- !l -r.'ii,.'.?.
r. I.il.-l ll,.'
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i- i -"i'h uvi
liUSli
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vi'h fr.-n. -nt oliL!uni.
,.;.j-r.iir.i' of u.iiid. weie
lui hav itiiTi J ihctn,
.i!-.i...v .u. l R.i!.iry hal.ite.
1 1 ii'ifi.l. ur.Iiiiin; il.cn for
i -v -.-r M. iii i-i.;e.
i- .'l -. I noh.i. .hr.'.- tfec;?
yi.ilii. vi;: UnSfw of
i.. 'n li i l!-d. I'imneee of
VT. 1'nlpit.ilh.n ofll'O
i. Irri:.l.i'i' li.Tnc-io-nc
ii. -. Uei.cnr. L) ..bill'?, .lymp-
Int..
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X, i:i hi.i.v. 1 1
n ll h I.i !i" .Irua.l" I
I le IS. I ..ii'.rei--.. 11 'i.
,il rFe?rn the mind ar
- M.-ivo e. O.'tifusioll of i
,-'lM.'
1 vh-K.-.-'i. l;-;'. Act- j
trut. I.--'C i l .--olituilo, ;
'lii'ii.i;v. A i- at.' ? "ii'1'..f it..' wiH- pro to icl.
T,!..: - i'- : ' ,r.--.i-' , f ii'ilnc-a - t..,w Jtidtfe I
wieil i il.e cuu .' of -.beir .! -tilling health, Umug
In
i- i.
Vi'
. In-ciuiir i w "":. nale. nii-v.-.m aim j
hallo a iiinl ir apps.irancd aiaiut tbu
,u.,, ;-iu;t, an I -ynn.ioxs'Jl ..'oiisiii:,,..! u. .
'!-i h'Vi- ii i'.in l li; n I'lvc-hy s .-n il in rrae'lee ,
i,.ii,i,?.:.l ii, wi ii .'.l- ru'. a 1... .in :i!-i'.-ty .r-.ruvii
.All
""I '!
ihe orrc" of
1 l! .11
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r, v.li.-ti i.fl'c. p. so i il riot
ii. . ..s-il.le. a lid dv-lroy
.1,1 i.i ply in ii .-.'.vili-iy.
i.iii mini. Ih" !.o e of his
p u , niu. l.'-nM be -n-it.-hc'l
..p.i ."ii.i.nu. -f lil'.-. by the
r tv on p.''h ol nature
- - ..-l bi.i il S..!u pcrs.jin
oinri .
. th n.i',.1 H..-I l-.-l . . -I,"
What a pity ill '1 a J
i .i.n y. ih,' uiirlio 'i .i
IIU.M -ill
l-.il:S'-.,l'-
pr.'.-p.
iulin
uii I in lu'jt'ii- i. i oiTfiej
nisi, ocli.ru co. .luui
n.i i-I Mi"'.
ron..r.r th'it a mnnd loin 1 and laidy
re the ra.t
ii,;..'---:ii-v rm'.ii.-ii.-.s i. i r.iiii'-l
It..! 1 without ll-.e . ihe ii
e -iik u iv. on , p'iroioii,
,1 iru. iii : ii' vo-: 'In' mi
wil'i ....-io:ir and tii.r'l l.llli
t'.,.n ilia' 'to h-'l l '" '
. coi.t.nhist h iptiine-i. i
i.rro.j thr.-i'-.'h I iii ho- j
n I K'.-.-oi.i s hil'iowed I
ihe n... t.ii. -iv.lv r.'n.'C.
.rh-i- ij-i-. u.i blhicd
v 'nh our ou n
Mi-mi ih.' u...;nii-. ':r.pr
ir.-.i.r .;i'--it v, tnry o
..'oi'.'i ib 'l!' o Ih'i
i it.j ilvit i,n iil-iiiiied
l'i.....,,-ery . ! ' mm
f -. m I.. -;c ai an. I
pl, n-ure finds Inn; " h lint
IHItt.t ll .iii'".'. tl 1 '!' 1
S.-1..-C oi -ii.iri,.
f .mi apply hi!
iii. -si
ri-poi-uiloliiy. i! ai.-ni!
the ,-.n-'.iiii'.i''i.l fyinp
n ske tlu'ir n i p"iuat.i-
tl.r at. di-i-a- I i.. i
:.i. 1 .;iuh. die i i- f-i
hi III"
I I, in., .h-hiyi!.),' till
.i t'vir h.-:ii'l iliwe
h a. i;'.'vr,i!'-l lure
.. lu:r..:l p-ti: a i;i li e head
:hr. il-.oit'io i, h'S mi the
'on I'. la p I I'l'le.1.
'; r-u.i i ii-s. t r..r-.'-
. In-.-, on the h'
if -a iih l.-ili-Pil
ad, l'iee und
rai ldilv. till
III h.ot III" :ii!i ol Ine liv e h IT i::o i. -i.e- onus
tu.se latl ill. a. .1 tin; v:,-'..!ii of tl'i. in ful .lisi ao;
l,..,',.i,i'- ii bor.'id ol.j.'i'.i ol '.'.i.ini.-.'riiii'.n. liil ilea ill
pair a p rii. I to hi- ilivoll'iil (otf. i ioiis. hy n'lldilii
(inn lo-uint I'niii-MUTo.i t-'uiiniiy fr.an wbcneu no
traveller return.'1 ...
li i- a ,u.i.i:,,h,i!u fft that thniif.nn l la'.l victim
to this lerrilile do
iowr.ua pr-.''.."..d
:se, iii; to tne unssi uewoi i
II, ,. Il j. '., Illv HOC ..I ,,.-.
I l... .1 ..1 ) ..u
Poi voii. -itlc. ' . n.ai . i
constitution said uutke
the rtn leuof lii'u iiii't-raolc.
t .ir.it
Triitt not your livi-s .or l.oaitt.. lo Ihe earcnflhe
m c
I i,,t.jirm-. ana w orlltli-is 1'reivii.i . i. .i-.,n..,
ol know Ids, "sine or i t,
J ihnstoii'a ndveriiMineiiis. i
il... i, rfi.crs. re-ri.litf-tv
racter. lio c..py IT.
r sivlo iheinsetvea.
Lducatisd riivsielana.
iii -iu iihlu ol Curii.i, il.uy "keep you trilliint laoiUll
st'i. r ii.onlli Inking ll.eir filthy and poo.oi.uK c.nii-
p,a,u i-.r..sl"i.as iue.ni. '
u.. I ii, ,i..i,i.ir. it:.ic ,,iu .w
over your iir.inj(ili.-ipp.iin'"iciii.
lr J. iniiston is Ihe only I'hy-ieian .tveritini.
His crc l. u.ial.ir ,li(.l.iuunalays ban - in liisotl'ue.
Ilia l eiui lies r Irouiun.eiil are uiiku.mu lo ull
liber, prepaid li' ii a lilc cnl iu the ifrcal ho--niiuot'i:iir..ie,
the lir.l pi lb c.i.oirv and mors
Uu-i.i-iiv I'rtrat Vr-Mlt. than tr.y other I'hjsiciau
T.: h s:- r r this imi
The laai'V ibousaud cured at tbi insuiu'ioii year
f er vear.' sod li.e iiuiii.ioiu important Surionl
nitration. iKiiIoioied i.y Ur. .b.bi.aton. witnel by
the reporter, ol the -.-tin." "I'ui i ar." and many
oiher paper, noiioi-i ..fwbicb tHve appearc I ,'Hin
ud a-'aln before the public, beiidea hi itainluia a
a tieuileuian '.f char.n'icr and re.puiisibility, u s
r,.,,i. ... lo Ihe afflicted.
au ..... 6 saflHilUl.l'
4 1 iti:i.
Person" writin? nhnuld he particular In dircotinii
tleir leiteri, tobis lmtilnti'-n, ii. ibe l.ll" u K "Ml
.141114 31. J4UI Af '4'4, Ji. .,
r. H i Buliiii ore Lock Hospital, Bsltiiuure, Md.
April 2, lo-l y-
l.T'rMEV'
'. 'd i'rou.r-ay!.c York. Will carefully a. -tend
to coIIooUom and ull olbor muticrs muiuil to
jheircsre.
Sept. I .-. i0"
FLOUR &
1 1
WHOLESALE ASU HKlAlL.
T1JE tubscriber respectfully iuforiut the publis
iiV-t bo keep! comuntly on baud ux tn new
U AkU0L'.-E. iVetb- duauiokia VaJUy Kuilroad
llpii io L"N bUh-T. I'l .ur by lb. b-ur.l and tssik,
JJiiabur, Jus 4. li
POETICAL
HOW THE PRIVATES TALK.
ST PIllVATK Mil. KB O KEILI.T.
Wv h ive Ill-aril tlir K el. yt-11.
We lutvi' lii'tinl the L'tiimi xhuut,
e li.ie Mt-luliiil ilii- tiiulttr wrv
well.
Ami mriiii tu tijlit il mil ;
In licturi' lni'py i'iiw.
In tin- lilioiiii of ntu r rnut.
Wc Imve pk'dgeJ ourii-Ueti, "Come wi-al
or win-.
B IKiivt n ! wo tijlit it nut."
Th imiw too late to question
VVuni liiiii.iiit lilt- wur Hlnitit;
'l is a tiling nl pride mid imiciun.
Ami m- iikhii In lii.li' it nut.
Lit tin- '! i-h iM use I lie pen,
Li-1, tlii-iu ram li. 'k: tin in r-pntlt,
v ure liiiil'u inilli.iii wenputitil nun,
A. ui iikhii t.i liglit it out.
Our (k-itil, o.tr lovi-tl ure cr; ini,
Frtiiii iiiiiuy a aim m il reilmilit.
In the m hiiijjs unit tri'iiclii'H lying
'Oil, l ouintiliK. hV'lit it out 1
'Twiih our Comfort us we li'.l
To hear your (jullieiinii ahout,
Rolling liiiek the Ui-ljela' weitkor y
Uml speeil ton, tij'lit it ou.tr
Tin- negrnlVi-e or alave
V- erne no pin u;nii t.
But for the ll.i our l.ttm rs gtvu
We me. in to tij.it it nut. '
Ai, I uii.l, linit I. nun. r In am
ell-
One Kiliel rarf alnill lioitt,
Witii vo le.in ; iirm hihI lu;-liiii-'
.daive
' 15.i heiiveii ! wit liglil it n it 1.
O.i. wt have heitril the Ki liel jell.
We nave liiaf.l tin; L'niop I-Mlt.
We line eif-liett tin- limit, r er.i well,
Ami me. ui to lifilit it out :
III lie tl ii-.lt of perlei't lri,nnp!i,
A 'ui tin- lilioiui nl ill lei lu i.
We iia e k ir;i on initnj n Minnly lie'. I
"We uie.iii to liln it out I" "
iit o I:ji-j,
l.in c Ui.
I'rom ihu Si. Paul Press.
"T .II c.ui'iU' le.l. Ihe work nf p-rnnrillu-ti.ni
-. , ui . i lian' i 'fin eiy." .';.e McVul-i.i'.-.
ic ttf oj Asc Ll, rV j
i'-o, not snei-y, . it tie M. c,
r or 1 .van lu. -re to s.-e ;
Y"'t m i., nave nod a.) c.i-y time,
. 11 a ll via- liu'ii o.i i.tr.
I shall leineinbe , Little .Mi'",
Iv en to in . il;. In;; i la., ,
IIo.v m Vnuiiiio s ii, ir swamps
SYii'K ii.ier week we lay.
Feu,-stars shone brightly, Little Mac,
J oui- gloves were winle as show ;
But hf, pimr soldiers iu ilie lii.l'c.
Welt liiiillldcrin- to nll'l Ho.
The rebs laughed ul us Little Mac.
Who count tin ir n.i.tii co.uk-mii
We loi e I line ui'i-Kiats lu the mad,
The ,i. f.roi s lo.lei lor num.
Tt;n k'li.lne-s in jou, Lillle Mac,
To .-ii no mcio in c.
' I'll,. a k.ii.tiii s .y.i. r Siuihirii IViiiuls
iui i-.r.iii-i u. ou on n.e.
'Twos manly in you, Little M n-,
I'o leave our i s Ilii .r slaies.
They don lies.- luedi il tliein to dijf
T.iclr treiichci und their grilles.
Bui it was nut easy, Lit lie .Ma-'.
i-'or us. w urn out w nil ti lt.
To nie. t sii. h loeiin n n we net,
I p ui tue s.i'itt'l k iil.
Th"V fi'Uht us iier. c V. Little Mac--Ii
i I n..,l,hi to .In bat lioht ;
Our g in-. i i iv rusty w;lh iK trii i I ;
U.o' sp-el. .- a.. in. wi re lu iuht.
An. I vo.i renieiu'i. r. Lilt it- Mac."
That lam. iis "cl anoe of l iise,"
T.' us Ihu! foii-jiit Ih il seven days'
Il w as no p, us, nit race.
..Jit,
I'm it -ay '!i.m.ii;, I.'tl'e Vac;
LU J t llll'ili' I I w. !l.
'Tiui, .' to see friends fall so f
And u-ave theui while they fell
And ull w ho foiiiibt tin re, Li't!e
Will -it. uml it'll j ui Hue ;
That il's no ens line o saie.
'itoii mid .s'.'i loo.
st,
v
Mac,
TALES AND SKETCHES.
'i .n; i'itoi i;s.ti .ti i;ic i
A 'i.4.
Some J Cat's since, w.ien I was in college.
It I.i illlioliyt our "hll'll ty" a ( u. ion-per
sonm;e w hoin evci v one r. nrdi d with con
s de al.'.e ri -pect, ml ji t a-a cliiu'acti r '('
j i ir'". He ha I lived' many jeiir.- wi lioni
a w f , iiiii i expected to live so always In
I-ei', a-he ! a-I he )ilolessor of inall.ilia
ti toe lib-tun li-'ii oi hisstietice forbade
m, ulmiij Iii l ie idea o ictlinu niuitli il.
C- . J-
lo the iema e sex. then Inn
be
sliolMtl lio
litcness re
pai tit tilar.
other reoar.l than common p
q lire. I, His character, ill thi
W i iuie!y ue: alive
..opii'ur with tue 1
1)1 course he was not
i.'ii. s, and ihev kept
1 1 1 1 1 i-i I i s ut- a di-lHiici' from him, liul
I'ircuuisiant es that i.tten I r'lii' abmit a luatch
i.i other eases, p'need him in, a peculiar di
tcunnu. Il seemed a whim, that a tn 1 1 --ii v
Was htid Upon him to yet ii.i.iried. II
wa
, ...
il ,e ul tile I.li'lilly ot the l oMt-oe, all toe
ii. her professors were married and ol.line.l
lo t u t it t ;i i ii t e . i t i i ,4 ii i - Li d vi-toi- m tin
ln-l it in i,in. lie has ulwa s I uinled (i
i-oiils.. il wa u'i i". i'1-i't.-it ..I hi a th.t In
-ho i'd ever nUc n puny e a !'p m -r. Bti:
I l e a i In r.'ja I- I i- i' i' i' i uie ill III
ni tit lo shirk n:i liii- iiuiti.r ! i.i i iir lo
ear, an. i "w ll nil' a- lie .s , e- i.'i.ni'i i , tn
I'.rnw
laeii'l v
p.
tit,- nl i.i i' in, in "i ! I he
-i uii 1 trou'ile of i n . ri lining
,.. tl .o il p t'P p nt the Col
I
h -p. . i
L g.-. I h
.'-i: u was
ll i'i 'o e lil'.llllllt
'y a-ki d ,
"A'liy doesn't
soil, e ill I lie ills: in
th.'
.tils
'ul-i-r entertain
-in I- tliat viir
I" I
Is "
No v o.ir professor wasn't a u i-cr at all.
and it illicit troiibVd liim to think lie was
i siiaated that iie conhln.t Lear his part ul
the burden And vet. what could he tin?
Must he get man ic I f And if , to wlnuiif
lie had no special regard for any om- in the
vi.iinity ot the college, and no one had any
special regard tor liim. Iu his younger
laya he had seen at school, a young lady in
the city of New York, iu whom hu had tell
a peculiar interest. But nf her he hail not
ueard for year.. Doubtless i efore this liiue
sin- was maiiied, or in hei grave. PnssiLly,
however, she w. sMili living ami waiting
ior him 1 Glorious, thought ! He was qni'e
relieved to think nl'it, I liuugh, inth ed, lltt-ie
might be no foundation tor his relief.
Nevertheless, he would make due inquiry.
Nor could he long
)g delay, for Commence- 'the professor had married a conk, why be was also jiiMfcg fcoa lauiiful ilsrj
l)Qd, ocly a few clida't know ay U;tuf. Allti-tbt kosw Usl
C-val di1 wt-ii e.
olT. It was liia turn, or rather would
lie il lie wax tnarrieil, to ive the great din
ner to the (liatini(iii.ilieil pemonareii who
wotilil lie present on thti occasion. Tnere
would he t tie Governor of the Stale, ami hi
lady the trustees of the Institution and
tneir Irieniln, uml others of equal repute,
liul who aliould de luuter of ceremonies
.nut who an. mid (Trace the talile ? He could
aiure t lie i-ircle periiap-i, iMit'aueli a cin ie
a-, tlii, what I'ouid lie couid he tin w ith it t
If lie was only married, what n helpmeet
would Ida wile oe at much a time, And yet.
Ilia wile unlet lie a ooii looking, kcciiiii
pIMieil, mid illteliieiit lady j otherwise the
blank wnuid Le a Lint I
Ana there, was a joiiM-r lady in the m'gh
Imrliond iliut l lie professor tlnuiirht iiiilit
aiieut-r. He had eeeli her at Ida l.iuirdilig-Iioum-,
uml pllkell to her mice ur twice.
-But,' "eue iiiii. auy no," and if she did,
"w lure ill eleutlnll," thought he, "could I
liidu my head I And (lieir wlial would lie
cuine nl" i lie dining t" The Umernnr mu.-t
liHe a dinner und he must have a wife.
And hence lie lay awoke ul nut it all tiiiilit.
At iHi-t us Ihe in.iniMio; I in ike he tried out to
linn ell, "Coiileii.pt ,J Mie will ray no. will
sue I What 1 in-ill1 Oilier men have lived
tiiMogli a. ami 1 i-lia.l. If nut, ! ahall have it
en u c.mMieiice iil.nut the i.i n ', and a
clear couaeieiii'e ia the main tiling niter all !
I il. write a note '. Miss A. any way. It
ma., i t el.c will te. a l it laxnral I ." bo the
prnl.aor .it down mid unite a note to Mina
A. ''ctiij a minute," auid lie to him.-ell,
"what will the lioiernnr lliink uf the lailv '.
hue is handsome and poiite, but ran she
e . in else ( (am she' cndr.uin t umiiiinv ('
"ijotll'tliil.' said he to hiin-ell. "very doubt
tu: :" and so he tore up ihe n.,le, A Ins I for
a limn ou (lie vei'e ul lua' i iinmiy !, Ill an
In-, r nl In.., l..wevr, liie.I'l'ulessur called
l. hi Pi.Milenl a. ll said:
"1 .-..nub! i.ke to Le absent a few days?"
'An!" said tut- President, "jiist at this
timet"
" I es, sir, I have my classes in reudinesa
fur the ex .liiiuatlon,-and 1 wish to yo to
N W Vol h.'
Has mi, death octmrred in the family,''
Said tin- Pl'cslullit.
".Nn, si;- said the Professor, "but I
have a lutir matter of bm-ine-s that rrqiiii-fs
in y nn.ie I a e a tuiiiuii, and I tlmuyht it
b, si in on."
"You have my best ivi-hes," said the
l'resiileiil, "and in. iy you re m ni safely and
not name."
I'll.' Prol'esaor almost smiled, but blushed
ni iier lhaii sini, cd, and left tue President,
and il. corned In cw Yolk.
H. a iir-t in. piny on his arrival there, was.
for Mi-s A lciine O , tne Miun ladv whoin
he h e I s.-i ii some years belure, at school, us
we Ii. v meiitioi e.l.
" ii.. ." ai. tue respondi nt. "ihe family
luis become rtduc, il, and site Is a cuuk.
Pi r nips you d.in't know it sir?"
'A Ii !" said lie, "that is just what I
waul !"
I). i !" suid the la-lj we thoiiijil you wan-
t.-d -omil..inu else pos-lblv.'
No; I have been lul l -tarved
Si Ce I le.l X ',v Y-u'iv. in I 1 want
to dentil
some one
t .a e i i coo , d e tl '
" iv'ell, -ue can no thai, for she scarcely
ha- mi ,-ipial in I lint line in thi - city. Why,
sir, sue is a cook, j'tir tifeUtim."
"And how dues she look (
I 'She is tue handsomest cook in the city
1 too."
I ''Not quite lout. I pre-Hine." said the Pro-f'e-sni.
-'Ii.il is she intelligent '. I speak enn
liih t Ilj."
': ''lite lLent '. Sill- is, iudeetl slit can
Winner a- l.ke an iiuuel."
1 ".V ill as lo iiiuii. e.s. Is she accomplish
ed;" t As graceful us an actress."
1 "taiuldii'l 1 see her before that hour?"
i "I tim.k that would be the most conveni
ent time tor her to rail, ami to see jou.
Hie will be engaged in her duties till
tin n.
I will wait then. Please to tell her that
Ph. lessor Mai k, uf Virginia, wishes to see
I er an oid acquaintance ut In rs."
! '."l.all 1 tell her that you wish to engage
a ci'.k ;"
"You may tell her t.hut I wish to See her,"
(aid the Professor.
' VtliHt name did you say ?"
! '-professor Ma. k.of Virginia, if you plesEe,
niu him."
i An ever'as'i.ig long day was before him,
1 m il he hud nothing to do; not a problem to
, solve, except the one in hand, and that wits
one nl a dnubuiil solution;
Light o'c oi k at lost c inie. and the Pro
l'is-or called aaln to sec the yolinii lady.
'A cook, indeed!" said the Professor to
hiuiscli'; --he is a sph nded woman' tit to
I g . ai e any par o. in the wol'l I ! ' But how
in cleat h n sunitltl he make known Ills iul-1-i;e-s
Poet-, tiiej say, beyin ill I hi- middle
of tin tr sior.v ; bill protcssors of matheina
tii'. w In re do thev begin! Kinallj . saiil the
-i, Hut. ".d k .. how would von like logo
to Virgo in I '
" I'o Vir.in a!" - ii I s'ih as if surprise I.
Are joi. nut ii.i-laki n in the person whuni
you wi-hed to see i"
"No. no." said he, "don't ynii ren. ember
tint we I. nth uttunded school in Franklin
street
"l)h." said she, -it is Georoe Mack I re
ineml.crjnil well; why, 1 didu'l know that
jou were alive!''
And 1 have never forgotten you."
' Ah ! indeed, jou are very kind to remeni
her me so long ! I thong, it every one hud
f rolten me in my calumnies."
"1. ople olien think thev are overlooked
a ..en . riaU overtake them
to hi, thai jour plcsi'llt
but it is for you
trials are at an
"Professor Ma k ! what do you mean
A hy I am a n ere "
"if you have hud reverses I have had sue
ids, and have the means of making you
cniu oitulile in life."
"Bui you do not know iny circumstance
iniii, for I w null I not deceive yii. Georgef"
"i. does not Coin em mewhtit you are
now, but. wind are you willing to do."
"Hut I have imaged mother' Professor."
"And I wish to have one; she cau go
too,"
Matters were soon arranged as tn time.
pace, and i.remony, anil this lulng over
i lit- party were oil' to Virgiui the Pro
!' s..r pleas d that lie hail solved the matri
monial proi'lcin sotuaily. ami the lady that
a, ic was no longer at the world's Lidding.
Iu ilia country nt Virginia great ado i
made tor a
newlv married couple. Ut
course much w as t specieit in Ilie Caw of the
Proftssor. But some "bird in the air" car-
red the story iu advance;, that Professor
Mack had married a rook! What lady then
would call upon hi-r t What society could
ilia F. P, V a nl Virginia have with the
cnuk. But Ihe Prtsitlent sd.ised hi wife
to call uuon her out of decency ai least. If
wan hnvr tn so'vt prolilenis in ninthemaiie?.
Bepidi'S, he HI S u lit lint hate married a conk,
or it he liar! hn wan well nlfiu tine respect
he rould have a jjikmI talilo.
"PbIihw!" aaid the riisidetlt'a lady, "whnl
lines a person cure nlmut a table in conipari
son r-Hti- in soriety f"
' ('ate In society will do well enough,"
he replied, ''hut bince we nuiat eat to live, u
well roasted turkey ia Letter than u tried
chicken, and a short hiacuit than an epicure
care for ccteniony' A good nip of collie is
l.etler."
"You ore no Virginian, lnisliand other
wise, you would never say that, for any Imily
knows that noliility in a lug ml in is lo lli r
tliHii a cook iu :i palace 1"
'Well, cull on the lady and sec theories
are olten nund fur nothing, whilst practice
is the sum of prelect inn!"
The 1'iesidviitisa called and was am irci,
the cook was much her aupeiiur mnl she
tilt it.
The other officers laditfs liavino; heard
that the president's wile hud calieil mi .Mo.
.Muck, were uluiued accortlin; to cutoiii to
follow' suit. They, too, were disappointed
for the JNew Yotk lady hadn't liied in a
city in vulit. lu mind, in iminners. in uc- nssociiitin pinicipully Willi slavc-niastus,
compliihmelits, she outranked tluaii all! t. hiif Justice Taney's political utu! umral
Besides, in respect to family she was nut at j sentiments were gradually lihssed, until
al iniTiOr. her father Lading hud forluue they became completely warped. Ju 1 b-"i(i,
unci! und lost it. I wucii the reat si rtitj It; was yoino i-n I i
Coinmeiiceiiient day was now nenr nt j tween shivery us a meal and slavery as a Ho
lland, and the (jreat timing was to route oir j tioual lorce, he so tar loiym die diLtnitj o,
at tin- Piolessor's. Nm was Mrs. Muck at all ' his iiosilion and liis own eel 1' respect as l.
disconcerted about it. She had seen a tiling
or two belure, and vvas.fully conlident in her
owe ability to meet Ihe exiiteiicy.
When t lie time arrived, all exes were fix
ed on Mrs. Mack. How would she appear
iu the presence of the Governor of Viiginia?
How in ihe presence of the professors and
tne PrcsidcntC Anil what sort of a table
would she set, and how would i'!.e irriice it;
Could she o through it with dignity ;''
Of course all this was enuujrh "to try
men's soul's" but Mrj. Slack was perfectly
at home,
liijetiquette in convsrsation in the ur
rnneiiient of all the circumstantials and in
the formalities of the occasion she showed
heiseif equal to the ilillies devolving upon
hi r. und evidently inn-rested the (jovcitior
very much by her powers of conversation.
"What a cliiuniinii lady,'' said he to his
w ilt-, "is Mrs. Mack! and v. hut a table has
all sel! and I ow well she graces it !'
"My ilear husband." saul she. "Do you
know sin; isa New York rook why. she has
been a mere servant lor many years !"
"1 know uotliitiLr about that," said he.
inn if she bus, I w ish t-iery other lady was
servant and a -sew iorK rooK
t.
Wt
sli mid have sonietliini; to cut then, my
dear, besides friend chii kens und iisli-cskr! '
"All men are not epicures, like oti Gover
nor." ! "No hut if they vcre they vvnv.!d imitate
the iiiiitheinaticat Professor, and v.'t to New-
York to yet a wile. A in in wouldn't he
run pelh d then In ni In n soloi-n to ui t a
ilc-i-nt dinner! lie could Dud one at Imuu
now a great rarity."
MISCELLxVNEOUS.
I Xbe I.nlo 4 'Kiel' Justice '1 nner.
' Hoger Brooke Tuney, for twenty six years
, Chit t Justice of the sjupifuie I ourt nt the
United States, diid in Washington on the
evening of the pjtli of October. - He was
burn in Calvert county, Marjlimd. March
j 17lh, 1777, and was. therefore, in his cighty
( eighth year at the time nf his death. He
I was educated at Dickinson College, in Penn-
; sy Ivunia. and was admitted to the bar at
Annapolis, Maty land, in the spring uf 17H!i,
I nearly sixty six years ago. He was shoitiv
' alieiwiirds elected to the Legislature; in
lBOi he
served as State Senator ; in 1S23 lie
I to Ua timore ; in 1827 hu was ap
'runn
j pointed Attorney General ol Maryland, in
wnieli otttce he seivcl tour ytsrs. I moral convictions, ot the nation that more
In 1 W3 1 lie was appointed Attorney Gen- ! than anything else, perhaps, it led to an up
eial of the United states by President Jack- I rising of the free sentiment of the North
sou, with whose bank policy he agreed cor
dially. When, in lfiia. Mr. Dusr,e was 1 is-niis.-ed
from the Cabinet for his refusal tu
remove the deponits, Mr. Taney was nomi
nated Secretary ol the Treasury in his pl:i'-e,
but the St nate refused to conhrui him. In
IttJ.'i he was nominated by Gcheial Jiicksou
Associate Justice of ilie Siipreilie Court, to
fill the vacutuy caused by the resignation of
Judge Duvall. The bi-nnte retusi-il
The Semite refused to act
Upon tin; nomination, and thus, for the see
o. ul tune, rejected Mr. Tain v. Shortly after- '
wards Cl.nl Justice ybirvhall (Intl. nml
U lie nil Jackson at mice iiniiiiuated Mr. ,
T.niev to till his plate. When the Senate .
met. in Match. ISilS, sullicient rhuiirrs had
taken place in thii polilicid i oinplexion of j
that bodv to etl'ect a contiriiialioii of an act I
w hifh would scarcely have been performed I
hail not the President preferred to g rat iff
ami reward personal friendship rather than j
lace upon the Supreme bench as the suo-
ces-nr nft he great Marshall, one of equal.
win th, genius, and reputation, one whom
I'liiel Justice Marshall had designated as his
siicfissor. nanii'ly. Justice Story.
When Mr. Tuney became Chief Justice of
i l,e Supreme Court, he was already conside
rably pust I he prime of lile he w as fifty
nine years of age. He had In ch previously
a hiw jer in good practice and of considera
ble local repute; originally a Federalist in
politics, and ul one time oi' his life the friend
oi impaitiul lila rtv. In ill-lending the i.ev.
Jacob Cruder from a charge of inciting
slaves to tlisor.hr in Maryland, in 1 8 1 ri. Mr.
Taney used these memorable word, which
ve qilnte ut length as the most honorable
record of his lit' ; "A hard necessity indeed
compel us to endure the evil nf slavery tor
a time. It wasimpu-ed upon u by another
nation wid e yet we were in a (tale of colo
nial vassalage. It cannot be easily or sud
denly reoiovti I. Yet while it continues it
is a blot on our national character, anil
every it.tl lovi-r of freedom confidently hopes
that it will be effectually, though it must
he gradually, wiped away, und earnestly
look for the means by which lids necessary
object mav l-e atiained. Ami until it snail
la) accomplished, until the time shall come
when we ran point without a blush to the
language lit hi in the Declaration of Inde
pendence, every friend of Immunity will
seek to lighten the galling chain of slave y,
and ltter lo the utmost of Lis power, the
wretched condition of the slave."
Is ii not a coincidencs worthy of passing
remark that the Chief Justice should have
lived to witness these noble aspiration of
Ins youth carried into effect bv hi fellow
citizens in his native Stale. The very day
' on hich hu died they were voting "awa
forever that hideous sorisl and political evil
which he mum lamented so earnestly, and
for the extinction of w hich he once so ar-
denily prayed. A bit own spirit was pas-
sing awav the darker spirit of that monster
Din-inn the first years of his iccup:im'j nf
Ihe lieiich .lust ice I uney tid not maintain
the hioli repute nl his predecessniB in the
exaited oihce. lie was mil u man of the
wo mv c ililue of mind, ol'the name exhaustive
learning u-i I cniiiprelielisivi Hess on. I snliilny
ul jijilginiiit with the Kiiswuitii, u,,- .,.
suaiis, tht; Slorj a, the Mi Leans, und oilu i
iiluslrmiis men who have won for o.n- mi
pieinv juilicinry tluj iliiiiialioii uml ic-.pi ct i
111 till- ll'lli WOIIII. Ills lU CI-li'll-, IniWi'li I.
were fur the Ino-t part cntitiou.-, m;iisiI,.-,
and on the whole siuiml. lu his inltipii ia
llouS ol tile I 'nilsl It ulii Hi ui lue L ulled Males
the j.,rt at ci'iicial list of the wisdom ami
in.ici't h.u 1,1 c "1 the eourl In; inclined to
(hose uil.ldlc and luoilerate npinuuis which j
tnat tue Union not us a cuusnlidatid natiiin
mi one Mile, nor us a mete lunieilt rai ion on
toe oliier, ti.it us a co iip i-ile or mite
I mi' j
tin, i. in w inch the sovet -iontv has In cit di
vided iielween the cenllal and the local (jo
vi jiinieuts. These ore nuie npiu n n, II not
i ill ui y ai.'ciirute, and so Iniiff lis they are
lulhcred tn I'J the supteine tiiliumil will
prevent alike a daiicious ecnlialiunon,
and a still mure dangerous, seci'ssiuiii.-m.
But living in aslaveliuldiiwenuiiniinilv, and
leml IniiiM-d lo ihe conspiracy which -How
; to procure a nation;, I sanction if I In- evil.
in tile famous I'Ted Scott case, in w Lich
tile only I'fial puint itiVulicd wus a plea to
i tne jiir.sdictioii of Ihe Ciit'nit Co'irt. upon a
writ uf i nor to the Supreme Court, the
Chief Justice Intving ilei'iiled that there was
no jurisdiction w hich ought n Kive ilis
niisseil ihe case, went out nl his way toutter
several impertinent ami altogether anoma
lous constitutional constructions. He pro
claimed, in the course of this extraordinary
opinion, that a free negro of ihu Alriian
race whose ancestors were brought into this
country und sold us slaves is not und cannot
: be it "citr.en ;" thai for more than a cenlury
pte iotis lo the adoption of the Decimation
I of independence negroes, whether slaves or
I free, hail been regarded us "being uf up in
! lerior order, uml altogether unlit to associate
Jwitli the w hite race, cil hi r in social or
! political relations ; uml so lur inferior that
liny Ltd no rights which the white man
j was bound to re; -pert ;" that Dnd Scott, a
I negro t.ave, who was reinov-.J by hi- mss
; ter from Missouri to liiinois, lost whatever
I treeiloin In- may have thus acquired by
I Len.j Miiiseniieiiilv lemovi'tl into the Tern-
tnrrv ot Wisconsin und by his reltiin to
, Ihe State ol .Missouri ; that the inhibition of
I slavery in tue Ti rrilories ol' the Univcil
Slate- lying north o the line of '.ili ileijiees
mnl oh ii.iiiiiti .-, known a- tin; Miss.ouri
j I'tompro, iii.-e, was uncmistitutioniil ; that
i the only two claii-is in the Con-titution
w hit h refer to negroes, trcut them as persons
) w li. m ii is liiiutally lawful to i leu 1 in us
ait. i li s of property ; tha. the ci'.i.eii of any
'Mate may lake into a Territory nf the
j I'nited States any niiii'h- of property rorng
I ui.cd by the Constitution, or, in min i'
I words, enrrv his sliives thither without
moh -station to his pet feet right of owner
ship, and ilutt Congress could not. exercise
any authority whati ver over this species nf
yopcrty thut it, could not ronslituliomilly
cXiicise over any oilier pinperty.
This decision, which was ititeiidtd to
lend t he sanction of our supreme judical tri
bunal to the great purpose of natioiinli.ing
slavery, by I'eclai ing it - tir-t, to le lecog
ui.idby I In! 1'o'is! itution ; sen-nd, lo be
valid in the Territories, and third, to be
entitled to a sojourne mid transit in the free
States, was at war alike wilh history, with
jurisprudence, with moral principal, with
common sense and human feeling, and le
, tented its own ends. It so shocked the
which became apparent liist in tic Front nit
i campaign, nndscc.iitid in Ihe Lincoln t La ti.ni,
' vvhicii murki'd I lie si cond grand epoch of
our nutioiuil history. The t'earl'ul war
which ha-, sin.e lsiil. desolated Ilie hind ot
the slinc lord, is in a large part ilie fruit of
i that ilili'ture which
was given Lv the S:i-
' pi cnic Court to I he
hefesics uml delusions uf
the uml.ilious Southern oligarchs.
I'n n if that decision hud not hern an
pre'.-uaiit with political const-quenccs as it
wa-; il it had been a mere leek less and pa-sing
word, uttered in ! he excitement of cun-trover-y.
it would have been no le-s dis
graceful to ihu judge from whom it came.
When lite digest judicial nuthoitty f a peo
ple consent to dip its ermine in the til t It Mm I
mire of the streets; when it opens the judi
cial mind to the prejudices uf locality und
class ; when it dues not scorn to furl her t he
ll signs of parties or this intrigues uf parti
sans; when, itl-teatl of standing bi l.tit; the
w-iilldn. the innoirt ial and illl'Oiru'.vt il.li.
exponent of the l ights of ull men to equal
aud exact justice, it lakes upon
itself to nro
'
noiiuce a sentiment so atrocious
lis tilat
certain inin "have no rights which others
aie hound to respect." it forfeits forever the
reverence of mankind, und invokes its liu
ineiisured contempt and abhorrence. A
court of justice should lu- the visible em
bodiment of the throne nf jod, where the
lowest human creatine may p.in'i.letitly ask
for justice, and w here the vilest even may
yet hope for merry.
But Chief Justice Taney has gone, ami
his errors have gone with him. Free
dom is now and henceforth Ihu law of thu
land, and while her noble image crowns the
dniiiu of thu C.ujitol, herspiiit, wo trust.
will inspire thu courts that are g alheied be
neath. A great slale-inaii ot the West,
wliosu lifu has been i'l lectilie.l with Ihu
si rnggle for truth, will doubtless nscetiii to
the vuciint seat ; anil the year that closes the
war will see a renewal of thu be.-t life of the
Iti publie in her courts as well as in her
legislative li..il. in the Executive chair as
well us among; llit penult:. -V. Y, Etiniiig
Advice to Yocno W'ivks. If anything
occur in you domestic cnuctriis to vex or
in. lie your temper, .In not annoy your guests
In relating your grievances; it is unkind to
thtui ami tends to mar their pleasure, with
out bring of advantugu lo your self. Home
people possess the enviable talent of nndrr
i"g every one happy with whom they come
in contact; they are endowed, also, wilh
considerable discernment of clmrac'er, and
know how to rail forth the peculiar talent
and perfections uf others, while they en
courage the tin, id and gently repress tha
encroaching. Such, however, may not be
your privilege-, but an earnest wish to pro
mote the hsppinesj of your guests ia within
your power, ami cannot fail to aheil it halo
cf Utwjfuliirta ttfousd you.
l(iuoi-au:e in ttn;xpi-li-l lMiiceN.
Under this head Ihe A. I'. Ihrald says:
We are verv iinieli astonished liy the in
dicatioii ijiveii in General Mcl.'le! lull's recent
sjieech, that ho hud never heard of Oeiierul
Orint
Uctictal McOielian, as the l.iaiuiitv I
o. our readers know, is the candidate nf the I
Chieuirn Convention, for President, and that
1 unveimnn in it piaiini'in, pi'oclaiincil its ,
j uipHthies with our urniy and .navv. Its I
cuiiiiiiiate, I.-, t liercloie, to five expression
to thai sympathy ill his speeches, tii.it Hits
Oen. McClcIlan is undi-rstund to hav dune
ut uiaiiLie. He spuke ol '8lu ridaii, rtiierman.
und m nir',ut ; hut lie verystralii'ly uinil'ed
the uieutest uf all tjciieral tirant the lean
who certainly, b t5etiei.il Jli C'iillun'si-XHi.i-
pie, is entitled to pruise. and nloty, nut tmlj
for his ow n particular nchievemeiits, but fur
the achievement uf all the others, lur when
lien. McClclhui occupied the position that
Gen. Grant now occupies, all the victories,
east and west, noiih und south, and every
w hi re, were his. He claimed this, and the
country admitted it. But, whether or nut
Gen. .Mi'Clellaii-eUT heard of the existence
of this Gen. Grant, we can ass.tre him that
it is ttie universal opinion of the people uf
this country that there is such a man. it is
believed that '.his Genera! Inught a great
battle ut Kurt Doiitlson quite early in the
war. und aehievei' a great victory there,
capturing liliceii thuusaiid prisuuels. It is
asserted tnat he captured ihu rebel strong-
liont ol icksiiurg with duty tliou-aml pri-
soneis: mill gained a great battle at Chut lav
nooga in tin; same year. It is possitivelj
Known that he has. fought battles nml I cell
able to move his army next day. There, is,
indeed, one reason that has tended to keep
li : ii i nut nf sight he has never made ah,
great noise in t!io papers with complaint.
against the bad treatment otlllli Adminis
tration. Yet, in spile uf this, his name i
iu all ihe histories nl the wur. How is it
that General MeClciiuu should not Have Diet
.villi it ill his reading lately i He hub had
marly tun years leisure. Whut bus he been
ul
Coi-lrail ol' Ilii- Eti'tirl 4-lciii, Jiilml
I!m-ly.
From tbe UrilUii (Ua ) llebel J
Old Junul Lni'ly. urns General Lei-calls
liim, his "bad old man," has won a nanu
during. Lis sojourn in the vallev of Virgin. a
of w Inch he is we.ll worthy. Did you ever
see him; 1. not, you have mis-ed one n
i the greatest curiositiis of the wur. He is
it man ol eoiis'uiei alne corpulence, with a
li.!': lace, which has the appearance, with i.
j full niuoii when ll is at its height ili tc lue
i lie is nbout six ieet high, uud.of iniiiieii-
MI'liClute.
His voice sounds like a cracked Chines,
fit li 1 it-, aud comes from his nioulh somewha
iu tht; style ol the hardshell Biip.i-t, wii,
a long drawl, accompanied wituau intei
polatinn of oui us. lu winter his head I
etii ysed iii a lit I sli iped wool en sl.eil sj
drawn tiboul his eiii.-, wbi.e his body Is con
t illed Ultliln tin; eiui.i'aei.i o a V trl 1.,
Cllll 11 OM'I'I'oHt,
are covered t.y
rod. w u.l I i d i
striking li s lice!?. II s leg
leggiugs ot Ih.- ,n,e mati
it ii. the kit ii v.t.iiis n.- ing.
as tile kiic.-s wt.ii i i.i' ,,,,i
He is as i'ljie t . lie Is li-fucii', an I ;..
h i.ncly its nay man you iver-aii. exi'i p
P.-ti'soti Bi.i.vuiow, w i.i. is snd tn rival io-.-u
t 1 1 1 1 ,' iiiaje-ly iu pel. -on, o appearance.
There ule man, aiiec.lotes leialetl ol Om
Jiiiinl, Out 1 caunut ai pre-el. t cni to mem
ory but one. Daring t.iu battles in the Wi
di I ness, on one ,iceusii;ii, a regiment from
Small Carolina was ordered to charge lilt
ilicmy, i'ur some reusou they fullered.
Old Jubul hearing of it rode up to the
heiul of tin- column, und in tnat peculiarity
ol tone for which hu w as noted,-cried mil,
"B!u-t you, you got us into this dam net
scrape und liy God you shall help us out.
The regiment was so cut by tue re nal r.
that they i'll.-huil upon the foe, driving Liu
from every position.
Tnit.NDF.n ts FuBltCAHY. Meeting an old
friend from West New bury, the oil.er day,
he reminded Us ni an affair (hut happenetl
there some veal's since, over w hich vve have
clipivcd IliailV a heartv laugti together. A
gentlemen residing in West N .vlieiry. huv
nig int-.-ed a got d mnv sin ks irom his
woodpile, his auspicious fell upon a well-to-do
but miserly neighbor of his, whom lie
thought capable of the act. He resolved
accordingly, to resort to the old expedient,
imt only in the centre, but in several minor
crevices. Sure enough, tin- di-appearetl,
and ouu looking very intieh like it "might
have liein si-ell, " us James says, ou the kUs
pia-ted gentlemen's hearth on the ensuing
sundae. Before it, in a huge tiu kitchen,
a turkey was browning itsell into a climux
' All nf a stublei:, a thundering expio'-ioii was
hear. I, the tin ki'.ciieu was blown into a
j thousand atoms, the dismembered turkey
flew through the atmosphere, aud the old
torn cut disappeared up tin' chimney. The
ul'l gentleman and Ins inai. leu sister
were
; lionioiy itii-vu, tan iii uiititii.ioy uijiiicu,
; .1 . 1 . . . - . I . . :
:iu(l nil' luiiucr wns ine in -i in win uis
von c. ' sister, saul lie, Hint tie was the
loudest thiiii'le: I ever heard ill Feliruu.-v."
Tliu next day, the plotter of tne mischief
sent a tin poller to thu depredator' htui.se.
"Want any tin ware! s.il'l Ihu UHKce.
"No, no !" said the old gentlemen, testily,
('Why y,s you do," n-joined the puller;
"y our memory must be ilivdtul short. .Must
ull your neighbor say that you want a La
l ilc.'uu." A pair of tongs tiew through the
air, uml the till pedltr dodged u'nd uncle
"flacks." Looking In the window, lie ex-
'cluimeil, "Better huv it now; Its a ftisl rale
' art if 1,-. warrant it lo stand moat unv- I'll
male, uml all sorls of weather
quakes dow n to thunder '."'
Irom "uirth
When the Vullandighani crowd began to
show signs of deserting McClellan, the
Worll thanked Cod lor a "dia. iithrullo l and
regenerated Democracy." The Vaiiandig
haiiliners ute all buck now so that accor
ding to the Wurll't own testimony, ihe De
mocracy is enthralled and degenerated.
Tub Washington correal ondent ol the
New York MiruU says:
"It is staled Ihat Gen. Grant dislikes the
f:hi, yon olatliirui and McClellau's letter of
acceptance very much, and expresses hie,
opinions freely on the subject. He is clear- j
ly of the opinion that Lincoln should be re- '
elected- H is apparent thai he is gradually I
becoming 'aluilili.mized'-i-by which is un
derstood thai lit- is Iwgining In feel and act
in coiiimou with the Washburm- cla-sof lie
publicans. Twelve months have worked
great apparent changes ia his aentiiueUM.' t
Thb Bbt Gal. A chap was asked what
kind of a -'uul'' he preferred for a wife -..one. '
he said, that won t be pnali gnlut fru-ge!
- true 01., uiiud t- bis txinju ji UU-
HUMOROUS MATTER.
The local ri'purier of the Chicuo JJ. rold
petpeituti d t he lulio'.vi ir, after hi.l it tiirn
iioiu a summer vuesii iii, proi.ahlj : "As a
ieiitli-uiiii was pu.-r.mg alnti I'lllh &l... t In
T " P' ' -, ''.
ii.an.le. clew
iiittinira. v,io in '.(.eill, iu 11' n'l 1 11 i ii.-i
rr, p,,t it i r. u r tie; ieiH teiiuiii
nrleiiiuti sltped and sttimbli-d
. , a!a". pa.-niiig, pieciiiiiatiii In r
loot. 1 ne c..
chains! a lad
along wuh hiiiiieli', up., n a niigu hop, who
was evuiiining a gutter tteoliiKii-ally lor deb
ris, 'l ue iii-;.. tn:iheii. i out ut his pmprie.
t( ltol-.-d oil aud ia;i b.-lwcen the legs uf
Kimtlu'r iitHtuan, wt-. in fidliiiu drew th
string of hile Irom the bunds uf a boy.
'J in! kih; uf course lei', and ill '.ailing fright-eiu-d
A pair of ui,rf allaehed lo a wagon in
an lly. A iiia.i who wm iniii imo a ure in
a carpenter simp by which they pa-se.1 surt
ed up lo s;! wtiat was the matter, and in so
lining dropped his lighted match among the
s.iavinjja A tire was the oi, BMjUii.ce.
The engines assi-tiililetl, and, in ilie hurry
cniisi quuiifnl' the alurm, a man fed in tlm
track of nn-j uf them, slid ha. I his arum
broke, which ended this budget uf acci
dents tor the ilay.'' Query Is the boy who
shot the niarblu respousiLle for ull the cuuse
qucnt (Unladen.
Dr. Shendhal, who a;-ke( ihat il shou'd
be inscri'ied on his tomb "ttW. rtmv m-ii."
and who hu9 crj stullised the slutl of a Imn
diC.I novels in hi inuxiius and ril'cetions
j de l'tinur, made up hit mind finally that ;i
'woman is simply a ileln ioiis musical instru
ment, of which love is the bn v and ma i tue
an ist," It follows from tli.s simile, that, as
a bad violinist will vers soon spoil the l ist
I Creiuoine, tr is the men who are re.d.y. title?
I all, responsible when the women get out of
, time; a consideration north potulei ing,
I alike by the Judges of Divorce Courts and
' by those who have ti desire to make their
j acquaintance !
A Plank MovKvlfeNT. One of Sigel's sol
diers gives the following account of a forag
ing adventure he hud in Virginia. "Veil
you sec, I goes doxiito (lit oid fellow's
I. lace dat lias a bvec.li-orchurd, vere ve vus
statlhi ilied, to sllieal some Leeches, ami ven
1 gets lo de vrout gate vat you dinks I see?
1 sect Here a pig puil-dog, ami he looks
mighty savage. So 1 .links I fi'ighdciis him,
and I says. -Look here Mr. Pull-dog. stan
'iocs. J light ou dis line ad sjininer." But
le pull nog, lit don't cure for dal, so vlauks
niiii. '
"II iw dii.1 you do that?"
"Vy, I gocswuj itrounl, go as de pu'l ilog
niil ln't see me. and veil 1 gets to de Lack
gate vat you dink- 1 see? Vy dere I see dat
-.tine old puil-dog! Sol vluuks liim again."
"How tint yo . do tiutt f"
"Vy, I goes vuy arouiit Huain, so S9 h5
jollldn't see me to sunder little beech orcll
ird, ami veil I gets ileie vut you dinks I
-ee? Vy dere vnl you dinks I seef Vy di re
1 see dat same old pull-. log! So I vlaiiks
iiiii agin.''
"How did you do i hut ?''
"Vy. 1 says to dat oid pull-dovr. Look
icre Mistir Pull-dog; I ilanks you dree
li nes, und every dime I find you de same
Id pul -dog. Tain your beei hesf My dime;
is out next month ami de country may go
;o de devil lot beeckcj ; so 1 goes lo mv
lent."
Till. M.wksty ok thk Law. The other
lay a Dutchman in Cincinnati was severely
ihrashed by his "vrow," mid w hiie Miiarting
under the iu'lietiun. lie complained to the
.-lay or, and had his better halt arresled for
the outrage, whereupon she was fined threo
dollars an t the costs, but she not having;
the money, tier husband was called upon to
toik over. Upon which he " ipetied hU
eves great surprise," exclaiming, "Vot for
I P'iyf Shu vip uii !" The "statute" was
explained to him and he paid, but an
nounced ":!iat hereafter his wife might wal
lop him as taticl as she pleased, but he
would never again take steps to uphold the
"majesty of the law."
Not at Home. A worthy Hibernian, who
was lal.oring under the delusion that men
and women meant what they said., was
tempted by a very cordial invitation from a
lady of distinction to call at her house.
The servant opened the door so quick that
her voice was heard by Dr. M . Saying,
"Tell him I am not at home I" 11. s Irish
wit came to his rescue, for he immediately
said in a loud voice to the darky, "Tell your
mistress I have not culled upon her this
evening as she w ished me." The lady ran
out, took, the doctor by both hands, and
laughed heartily at his ignorance of the
greatest institution of respeg'.aljltf life ly-
PuiDB. We have often heard a half
grown up boy say pettishly to I is mother,
'I don't like to be St-t-il carrying a big bun
dle through the streets.1' But trip- pride is
a-haiiietl of such littleness of n i d. Mr.
Astor, the wealthy millionaire of New York,
was reluctant to sell some goods to a young
ninn. except fur cash ; the merchant paid
for lliem and took them on his shoulihr to
carry tiiein nut of the store ; Mr. A-tor loon,
cd in surprise, but before the merchant had
gone many steps he called him back, saying,
"You may buy on credit any amount, lean
truat jou, sir. A man who is not ashamed
to do his own work is sure to a cueed."
Here is another lesson for false pride.
Yoctdfcl S'vti.L: "Now, Chsrley,
I your'r just in time for breakfast have a cup
! of collee i" Languid Swell : "Thanks, no!
1 I assure ysh iny dear feelah; If 1 were t.
lake a cup i coiiee in me uioiuingii wouia
keep me wke ail day."
As Old Jew, who sold exclusively for
lush. Mid that lie did it lor tile benefit of
his neighbors. He did pot wilh to fee them
"deep it! debt with tillU leu dev iah uo
liionuh to pay nit."
A Maidfslt QiF.svtoJ'.-Clara "Don't
yon think it anomaly, Tom, your preparing
to tight for juur hrarih and home, whilst
you have not a vile !" Lt.
Thb Ysnkets, it is ss'd, im apt to mind
their p's and q; the Chinese their Ua. and
cues, ,
X)st n.o.F of tin? rtbil ar' "given over to
believe a lie," und the other to itll it.
Tub Winsted Herald ys a farmtr i p in
that reginn has so . ten curds of spi trte
butt tn la-made into Lfitr-Auoit i ti.
Just as gotwl.
A Blust Bot.A. lady of somewhat ilif.
nilied demeanor, having lost her way. ssid
to an urchin in thu street. -Boy I Want to
go to Dover street." Wt!l, inarm." replied
t be hoy, coolly widkiog
tut g9fU-u '-.to V
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