gryr-jv v. CAN II. B. MASSER, EDITOR AND PHOPMETOH. OFFICE, MARKET STREET, OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE. ft jTamfla ilcto.5pipci--Dci)otci to DoIHlw, a.icmture, HoialHj, iForcfrjti ini Domrstfc ittctos, scfntc ant the puts,' aarfculturr, ilTitrUcts, amusements, c. jjfc$EKIKS.VOL. J, KO. r. SUMHJJIY, N () liTl 1 UiM 11 E U LAN I) COUNTY, PA., SATUJIDAY, MAY lO, I 851. OLD SEI1IES VOL. 1 I, No. 33. MIR ! ; terms or ins American. THE AM Kill CAN' is (uibiiKtip.t vt-ry Snturrtny at TWO lHU.t.AKS t" i. humid M 1" puid hnlf veiiiy in advance. i paper iliMiiiniul until ail srrwiroi;!! 11 re pai . AM rtninimiratinn Ml cm on lusiut; rrlrt'intj tit thtotlice, tujucu eoitcnti n. mint Iw I'OM' PAID, TO CI.LL5. Three cepies t: hiki inMrcas, f .(io Stfwn .- U 10 no FilWii 1 ' I' ' VUOU I'ive il 'liars in nlvmire will rny fur tlitce year ul Scrip in t liic AiihTu'uii. Oni Sau.nr -f 10 lim .1 lin.ts, lV1 Slit St 'JIM-Ilt illM I 111 'M, One !iii:iil', J inoiiHi", PlA til IllllH, One yt':ir, Hwmhcss ('tire's nf Vive linrs. pt ntmnm. as 3-II) 4..M G-Xi M:rcii;int8 Mini Mlieis, ndvfiitMim ly the vvtr, wiih lite invil'ie t nirViinjf ilnT'icnl Ti(lviMiin--nn.'tiU vccly. 10(10 IjT lurcr AuYet iisuuicjiifi, a er nsrceincnt. b. ii asses., A T T C) U N i ; V A T LAW, EDIiEUKV, rA. B iisinrss attended in in the Counties of Nor thumberland, Cuiou, l.vr hi ; unii Columbia. Krlrr Inl P. A. A. I! ivouilt, Lower & Barron, Sainers Js; Snod'.Trn-'s, Kcyim! Is. McKarland CV To., S'pfrittc;, Good cv Co., r Phil a,!. NEW STOLE AT HOLLOWING RUN. Al the Cross Hawk, near J. 1). Conrads, Lenecr Ai'S'tstn. J. IL K.UFFMAX "OEsrEfM'Kn.l.Y informs his friends mid the public generally, Hint he has just iccciv ed and opened a new slock of (roods, which he How oilers for s.ilo on Hie most reasonable terms. His atock consisis in part nf BJS5T UOODS. ' S'lfll AS ' Clotht, Casfimcrrs. Rultnictls, T'Icrinos, fyc. Summer wear of all Uimls Miu'ins, CaliLoes, A I, SO : An asjorJimMt of Ilardw.i.-c of n'd kind, most goiii'Mllv in ue. AI(): nrufcrK's oi':)U Kinds, -4s Svpiir, C'T.:e. Tea, M'lhtsus. Spirits, fa. AI..O: Queriif w.iro and Cr.itkcry ware, a f.jll a l.iv-nt. AUn lias, ( 'h;.; H its, :nid Straw IIuU. AI.O : A n s-'.ntini 'it nf .iiu.ns, viz : Qua nry. Vum;. Wiiiskky, &:. tJfsi.!!--! a vnrii'iy of ut!n r siriieln. nmst cencr a'iy nvtd in w.ii'l lv fai-i-o-rs and oTlier (.t-r- Rons, ail of Wiri.Ii l.e will m!1 to iurilia.sors at a avin uf lf-n l' r criit. l.y e:,l!in on liii:u .Al! kinils of pr.tdueo taUeo in cxcliar.c for good;; ;:l the lii';!ir.-t market .r:fe. ll jll.nviii'j Bun, April Si), 1851. tf. eIrixg";!) i.j.Mi'-iEit clothing". TT Ell Y1M 1 V (ilm'i'd rmhraeo this opportn-i- n:ty 1r. Vuv ( 1,1 ) I'illMJ f ir Mm, Youth tind Bov-s, i t Mull priif s ;.s i,ae never v. t luen jviiowii'iu thw t iii ;i:i)ki;i: ci;i.i.- C'IOTIUM; i:sTABI.Il!.Mi:Nr, South-l'aM ,orner of Market and heroin! Street'!. IMiihdel ihi:i. e:nr:i',ir,i: : i:!:oice of : !u !c..t, ino.st desira ble, an ! f.i.-diionl'V L'Ress aiid rr.cci: coats, JInMt (.'li'tli 1.. 1 .iiM-ii l;i!!in;r tin,, Tweeds, Ac, Ac, tr;f.V'"r ui'.lt ; tr-!; t vaiiuly of L'.-vs' n-.thinfr, Ceiis'.'iiiii'j ef :.ek 'o -Is. Vo'ka .Jackets. Mon it v J..e. A'e-' end l,oend .lai-kets made of Tweed, I men l.t.i.liitir, t 'lolii, Alptieen, Ke.sa ?nier, Vtekin, tVe., e. i'.iili.'ular e:ire l:is heen taken ti procure the lieue styles for Men and Boys' Summer ('o;its, Bn'ittiloons. Yost. &c, to wliieh lie would invite ypeeial attention. Fin jiishiti Tioodfi, Cor.i'atintr ol Slnils. Storks, Handkeichiefa, &e.; ail of Vkiueli are oili iid at the luirr.t iV ..' ,1-1 '1' ' any oilier Clothing IStoiC in the ni'.n. I'.i ent v ho .li si e Both Clothing ar ear Ticstiy iuiied to exaTiiiue liie Slu.'k. Country Mi.ri::.iej:n a'i acceniMiodated at very low i.Avt ur.oiujE cut.ix. ,S'. E. Cnm r i f S' rond v Market Sts Fliila. April 19, 1.M. tf. TO "OVERTISERS. en rr.vr. ''( i.iofMf.f. tlult General A'.lveili:bij Newspaper Ajen It AS Tilt: AI.I.NCY For itil p ipers cj.t e'..7.' u in the V. Siulctt. A l)VEBT!v.!:i;s c m idwayii we their ndver jtjtt. tisiunent.s uion pu'.i'.islicd, us In: wishes to Keep tt regular fi!j of all pa pes he advertises in. From his t". jieiienee with Newspaper ill adver 1iin in city and eoiintiy, adviiti-em would find it t their iule.e.-t to consult with him upon the suhjeet. C. l'lKKCK, Gen. AJvrrtising Az1-, TlulUttn Untitling. Philadelphia, Ap il 1U, IS31. ly. NATION AIj HOTEL, S II A M 0 K I N , Nortliumberland County, Pa. rlIIE subscriber respectfully informs his friends - mid the iiuiilic ccneially, tlmt lie has open ed a new Hotel in the town of tshamokiii, Nor thumberland county, on the corner of iSliamokin nnj Commerce streets, nearly opposite to the House lie formerly kept. He is well prepared to accommodate his guests, and is also provided with good tljhiiii. He trusts Ins experience, end stru t attention to business, will induce iier cons visiting tlx' ro' regi.m to continue the lib eral patronage lie lias heretofore received. ' ... . WILLIAM WEAVER Shamokin, April 1, 1850. tf. JAMES II. MAGEE "BttAS removed from his old .Stand, No. 118 M M Vine strett, to fi'o. 52 Ji((ti.mi St., het'n CaVhill if Willow, where he has constantly on Lnd, BROWN STOUT, PORTER, Ale iind Cider, FOR HOMR CONSUMPTION OR SUltTlNG. N. B. Coloring, Boltlinir, Wire and Bottles, X mefriir, & c. r or sale as uhove. HliitadeljdiU, April 12, 1851 ly. Iycomin Mutual Insurance Company, DR. J. B. MA.SSER is the local scent for the above Insurance Company, in Nortliunilr- lund county, ami is at all limes ready to sfTei Insurances ugainsl fire on real or personal pro- peny, or renewing policies lor ine same. Kuubury, April Sti, 1851. tf. JUSTICES' r'EE BILLS. For sale l.y II. B. MASISEli. Wunlmry, April SG, 1351. 81'XECT POETRY. The Happiest Land. THANSLATt:D rlin.M TUB CERMAM. BY II. W I.oN(;rt:t.i.ov. TIump 5;it onr tlity in (jniot, By mi hIoIi'iiim! on tin Bliine, Four Itiili? nml lieutly fellows. A:ol di. mi; tin; piecioiis wino. Tiie l.-inilloril' iliiiurlilnr filloil t tie j r cups, Aroinnl the rustic linanl ; Then sal lliey all o calm and still, An, I spake not oni! rui'u word. But when llin maid departed, A Swabian raised hia hanil, And nieil, all hot, ami Hushed with wine, "Long live the Swahian laud ! ''The greatest kingdom upon earth Cannot with ih it compare ; With all the stout ami heaity men And tlin nut-brow n maidens there. " 'H.i V cried tin- Saxnn, lanyhinsr And dashed his beard with wine, 1 had rather live in Lapland, Than that Swubian laud of liiini; ! 'The condlie.st hind on nil the earth, It is I ho Sa.von land ! Thete have I as tnanv maidens, As fingers on this hand !" ' Hold your tongues ! both Swabian and Saxon," A bold Bohemian cties ; "If there's n heaven upon the earth, In Bohemia it lies. ''There the tailor blows the flute, And the cobbler blows the horn, Ami the minor blows the bugle. Over mountain gnrgn mid bourn." And then the landlord's daughter, l"p to heaven raised her hand, Ami said, '-Ye may no more contend, There lies the happiest land !:' 3, jjistovical Skctclj. THE GOVERNOR & THE PRINTER. a tali: or, tuvtii. Franklin had just returned from assisting poor Collins lo bed, when the Captain of the vessel which had brought him to New York, stepped uj and in a very respectful manner put a note into his hand. Ilen opened, not without some agitation, and lead as follows : 'G. Hiiniett's compliments await young Mr. Franklin, and should be glad to have half an hour's chat with him over a glass of wine." 'C ljurnett, said Ben, "who can that be?" "Why, 'tis the fiovernor," replied the Captain with a smile; "I have just been to see him with some letters I brought him from Huston ; and when I told him what a world of books you have, he expressed curiosity to see you, and begged I would return with you to his palace." lien instantly s t oil" with the Captain, I nit not without a sigh as he cast a look al the door of the poor Collins' bed-room, to link what an honor that wretched man had ost for the sake of two or three gulphs of filth v prog. I'lie Governor's looks at the approach of Ben, showed somewhat a disappointment. Ii.ul, it seems, expected considerable ntertainment from lien's conversation. Hut his fresh and ruddy countenance show- d lii in so mucii younger than he had counted on, that he gave up all his pro mised cmenaiiimeins a lost nope, lie received Den, however, with great polite- s, anil aller pressing on lnm a elass of wine, took him into an adjoining room which was his library, consisting of a large and well chosen selection. Seeing the pleasure which sparkled in Hen's eyes, as he surveyed so many elegant authors, and thought of the rich stores of knowledge which lliey contained,Mhe Gov ernor with a smile of complacency, as on il young pupil ol stteuce, sjul to htm "Hill, Mr. iranklin, I am told bv the Captain, here, that )ou have a fine collec tion, loo." "Only a trunk full, sir," said Cen. "A trunk full, sir !" replied the Gover nor, "why w hat use can vou have for so many books ? Young people at your age, have seldom read beyond the tenth chanter of Nehemiah." "I can't boast," r-plied H.-n, "of havin" read a gnat deal beyond that myself; but still 1 should be sorry if I could not get a trunk full to read every six months." At this, the Governor, regardin;: him with a look of surprise, said : "xou inuat then, though 60 young, he a scholar perhaps a teacher of the langua ges !" "No, sir," said Cen, "I know no lan guage but my own." "What, not Latin or Greek ?" "No, sir, not a word of either." 'IV hy, don't you think them necessa- ry !" . . , . "I don't set myself up as a judge but I should not suppose them necessary." "Aye i wen i stiouia like to Hear your reasons." "Why, sir, I am not competent to give reasons that may satisfy a gentleman ol your learning, but the following are the reasons with which I satisfy myself. I look on language, sir, merely as arbitrary sounds or characters, whereby men com municate their ideas to each other. Now I already possess a language which is capa ble of conveying more ideas than I shall ever acquire. Were it not wiser in me to improve my time in sense through that one language, than waste it in getting mere sounds through fifty languages, even if I could learn as many." Here the Governor paused a moment, though not without a little red on his cheeks (or having put Ben and the tenth chapter of Nelieniiah so close together. one, JUr. Franklin ; but surely it is over Howcver. catcliitirr a new idea he look an. strained." other start rj - i "Well, but my dear sir, you ccrlainly differ from the learned world, which is, you know, decidedly in favor of the lan guages." "I would not wish wantonly to differ from the learned world," said lien, "espe cially when they maintain opinions that seem to be founded on truth. Hut when this is not the case, lo differ from them 1 have ever thought my duty ; and especially since I studied Jicke." "Locke!" cried the Governor with sur prise, "you studied Locke?" "Yes, sir, I studied Locke on the Un derstanding, three years ago, when I was thirteen !" "You amaze me, sir. You study Locke on the Understanding at thirteen V' "Yes, sir, I did." "Well, and pray at what college did you study Locke at thirteen ? for at Cam bridge college in old England, where I got iny education, they never allowed the se. nior class to sludy Locke until eighteen." "Why, sir, it was my misfortune never to be at college or even at grammar school, except nine months when I was a child." Here the Governor sprang from his seat and staling at Hen, cried out : "Never at college ! well, and where where did you get your education, prav?" "At home, sir, in a tallow chandler's shop." "In a tallow chandler's thop ?" scream ed the Covernor. "Yes, sir, my father was a poor old tal low chandler with sixteen children, and I was the youngest of all; at eight years ol age he put me to school, but finding la could not spare the money from the rest of the children to keep me there, he took me home in the shop, where I assisted him by twisting the candle wicks and filling the moulds all day, and at nieht I read by my self. At twelve, my father bound me to my brother, a printer, in Hoston, and then 1 worked there nil day at the case and press, and again read by myself at night." lb-re the Governor spanked his hands together, and put up a loud whistle, while his cyc-halls, wild with surprise, rolled about in their sockets as if in a mighty nn ml to hop out." "Impossible, young man !" he exclaim ed, "impossible, yon are only sounding my credulity." Then turning to the Captain, he said "Captain, you are an intelligent man, and from Hoston ; pray tell me, can Ibis young man bo aiming at anything but to quiz me "No, indeed, phase your excellency," replied the Captain, "Air. Franklin is not quizzing you; he is saying what is really true, for I am acquainted with his father and family." The Governor then turning to Hen, said, more moderately ; "well, my dear wonder ful boy, I ask your pardon ; anil now pray tell me, for 1 feel a stronger desire than ever to hear your objection to learning the dead languages." "Why, sir, I object lo it piincipallv on account of the shortness of human life. Taking them one with another, men do not live above forty year-. Plutarch, indeed, only puts it at thirty-three. Hut say forty. Well, of this, ten years are lost in child hood, before any boy think of a Latin grammar. Tins brings the forty down to thirty. Now ol such a moment as this to spend five or six years to learn the dead languages, especially when all the best books in those language; arc translated into ours, and besides, we have already more books on every subject than such short lived creatures can ever acquire, seems very preposterous." "Well, what are you to do with their great poets, Virgil and Homer, for exam ple ; I suppose you would not think, of translating Homer out of his rich native Greek into your p.or homespun English, would vou f" "Why not, sir ?" "Whv I should as soon think of trans- plaritinj a pine-apple from Jamaica to Huston." "Well, sir, a skilful gardener, with his hot-house, would give us nearly as fine a pine-apple as any in Jamaica. And so Mr. Hope with his fine imagination, has given us Homer in F.nglish, with more of lis beauties than ordinary scholars would find in him by forty years' study of the Greek. And. besides, sir, if Homer were not translated, I am far from thinking it would he worth spending five or six years to read bun in hn own lartguagp." "You differ from the critics, Mr. Frank lin, for the critics all tell us his beauties are inimitable." "Yes, sir, and the naturalists tell us that the beauties of the hasjlisk are inimitable." "The basilisk, sir! Homer compared with the basilisk! I really don't under stand you, sir." "Why, I mean, sir, that as the basilisk is the more to be dreaded from the beauti ful skin which covers its poison, so is Ho mer for the bright coloring he throws over bad characters and passions. Now, as I don't think the beauties of poetry are com parable to thore of philanthropy, nor a thousandth part so important to human hap piness, i must conless I dread Homer, es pecially as the companion of youth. The humane and gentle virtue are certainly the greatest charms and sweetness of life. And I suppose, sir, you would hardly think of sending your son to Achilles to learn these?" "I agree he has too much revenge in his composition." "Yes, sir, and when painted in the coj ors which Homer's glowing fancy lead, what youth but must run the most irtimi nent risk of catching a spark ot Lad fire Irom such a blaze as he throws upon his pictures." "Whv, this, thous'li an uncommon view of the suhjeet, is, I confess, an ingenious "Not at all, sir; we are told Irom good authority, that it was the reading of Homer that first put it into the head of Alexander the Great to become a hero, and after him of Charles NIL What millions have been slaughtered hy these two great butchers is not known, but still probably not a tithe of what have perished in duels between individuals, from pride and revenge, nursed by reading Homer." "Will, sir," replied the Governor, "I never heard the prince of bards treated in this way before. You must certainly be singular in your charges against Horner." "I ask your pardon, sir; 1 have the honor lo think of Homer exactly as did the greatest philosopher of antiquity. I mean Plato, wlio strictly forbade the reading of Homer in his republic. And yet Tlato was a heathen. I don't boast myself as a Christian ; and yet 1 am shocked at the inconsistency of our Latin and Greek teachers, (generally Christians and die nes too,) who can one day put Homer into the hands of their pupils, and in the midst ol their recitations can stop them short, to point out divine beauties and sublimities which the poet gives to his hero in the bloody work of slaughtering the poor Tro jans ; and the next day take them to church to a discourse Irom Christ on the blessed ness of meekness and forgiveness. No wonder that the hot-livered young men, thus educated, despite meekness and for giveness as a coward's virtues, and nothing so glorious as fighting duels and blowing out brains." Here the Governor came to a pause, like a gamester at his iast trump. Hut perceiv ing Hen cast his eye on a splendid copy of Pope, he suddenly seized that as a fine op portunity to turn the conversation. So, stepping up, he placed his hand on his shoulder, and, in a very familiar manner, said : "Well, Mr. Franklin, there's nn author I am sure you will nol quarrel with an author that I think yon will pronounce faultless. It would puzzle you, keen critic as you are, to point out one." "Well, sir," said Hen, hastily turning lo the place," what do you think of this fa mous couplet of Pope's 'Iiiiiti- il-st wauls ml.iiit nf nn defence F'T want i.f ili ceat y is want ef use." "No indeed !" replied Hen. "Why now to my mind a man can ask no better excuse for anything he does wrong that his w iat of sense." "How so !" "Well sir, if I might presume to alter a line in this great poet, I would do it in this way : -hn:n !'-st w els a-tinit nf tiih il- f. rie I've rtuutoi .Uccjicy l waul el' Kia.s,.." Here the Governor caught Het; in his arms as a delighted fuller would his son, calling out at the same time to to the cap lain : "How greatly I am obliged lo you, sir, for bringing ine to acquaintance with this charming youth! Oh, what a delightful thing it would be for us to converse with such a sprightly youth as he. Hut the worst of it is, most parents are as blind as bats to the true glory and happiness of their children. Most parents never look higher for their sons, than to see them delvinz like muckworms for monev. or hopping about like jay-birds in fine feath ers. Hence tlu ir conversation is no better than froth or nonsense." Alter several other handsome compli ments on lien, and the captain expressing a wish to be going, the governor shook hands with Hen, begging at the same time, that he would forever consider him one of his lastest friends, and also never to come to N ew York, without coming to see hint, A vtll.I.IOMlP. C S FEAJT. A Paris letter gives this account of a din ner given by Baron Biihschild to Narvaez at which were presented only twenty cihl giie.sts, (he flower of tho Fieneh aiislocra cy : In the (list place, there was the splendid service of Sevres poreelaiue, which belonged to the nnliirtiinute. Maiio Antoinette, sunt w hich wa bought by KoJischihl foi 150.0f0 francs. Beside lliis enormous pi ice, he still pays an annuity of 10. (100 francs lo the pei sou who consented In give it up lo biin. Hiiring the repast, iho uholo service of the table was changed four limes, the last beiujj of silver and gold, winked by lite most cele bialeil artists of Europe. It uaa almost impossible to tell by what end, by what side, to lake hold of the thinrrs. the use of which almost disappeared beneath the ma terial and the woikmatisbip, both so pre cious as lo make of most ordinary articles veritable works of art. The knives, for instance, were ro ornamented, so carved, that it was quite difficult to handle them. Ml these, riches were sent off lo London the day after the revolution of February, and were lbs wonder of the nobility of England, when displayed nt a grand dinner given to Ihe unknot w jitingion. As to the eatables of the dinner I am deseiibing, ihey consisted, says a reporter, of "all Iho impossibilities of iho season, sought out from the most celebrated hot-houses, and hunted from the most noleJ hunting grounds in France. Peaches, cherries, strawberries, appeared in Iho greatest abundance at the dessert, by the side of pino apples, which, says the same reporter, blushed at having cost only ono hundred fiancs a niece. Be sides these were various rare fruits from tropical climates in short, the luxury was of Ihe most unheard of character, and Ihe guesis did not rise from table until after ten o'clock. One ungrateful man does an ,,jury lo al who are wretched, From tin "Pris Vnet's Friend," for April. Cincr.XHTANTtAl. EVIDENCE. We know not when a more singular case has been presented than the following from an English paper, it shows how likely jud ges and jurors are lo be mistaken, and how often the innocent have been convicted : A young genlleman, articled to an attorney in London, was tried on five indictments for diffeieut nets of theft. A person resembling ihe prisoner in size and general appearance bad called at vatious shops in the metropolis, for the purpose of looking nt jewelry, books, and other articles, with the pretended inten tion of making purchases, but made olT with tho property placed before him while the shop-keepers were engaged in looking out the other articles. In each nf these cases tho prisoner was positively identified by several persons, while in a majority of ihem an alibi was clearly and positively establish ed, and Ihe young man was proved lo be of orderly habits and irreproachable character) and under no temptation, from want of money, lo resort lo acts of dishonesty. Similar depredation on other tradesmen had been committed by a person resembling Iho piisoner, and those persons proved that, though there was a considerable resemblance to the piisoner, he was not the poison who had robbed them. The prisoner was con victed on one indictment, but acquitted on all the others: and the judges and jurors who irieil the three last eases expressed their conviction, that Iho prosecutor had been rob bed by another poison resembling tho pri soner. A pardon was immediately ptocuien in respect of that charge on w hich ihe con viction hail taken place. Not many months before ihe last mention ed case, a respectable young man was tried for highway robbeiy committed in Ihe neigh bin hood of Belhnal Green, in which neigh- rhood both he and the prosecutor resided. The prosecutor swore positively that ihe prisoner was ihe man who robbed him of his watch. The counsel for the piisoner called a genteel young woman, lo whom the pri soner paid his adilicsses, who gave evidence which proved a complete alibi. The prose cutor was then ordered out of court, and in the intctval another young man of I lie name of Greenwood, who awaited his trial on a capital charge of felony, was introduced, and placed by th side of ihe prisoner. The prosecutor was again placed in Ihe witness box, ami addressed thus: "Remem ber, sir, Iho life of this young man depends upon your reply lo the question 1 am about lo put. Will you swear again that tho young man at ihe bar is the person who as saulted you ?" The w itness turned towards the dock, when, beholding two men so near alike, he became petrified with astonish ment, dropped hi bat, and was speechless for a time, but at length declined swearing to either. The young man was of course acquitted. GieenwooJ was tried for another offence and executed ; and a few hours be fore his death acknowledged that he had committed ihe robbeiy with which the other was charged. The Farmer. Drive on, thou stuidy farmer, Drive cheerfully o'er I lie field, Tiie pleasures of a tanner's lite No other life can yield. Tlmu riseth with ihe morning sun To (ill ihe fruillul eaith. Am) when thy daily task is done, Thou seek'st thy peaceful health. Thou lovest not the gaudy town, Willi its tumultuous roar, Plenty and peace thy firesnlo crown, And thou dost ask no mure. Monarchs in robes with crimson dyed, Are low compared with thee, They are pampers, I sous of piide, Thou url God's nobility. Go on, lhou sturdy farmer, Tread proudly on thy sod, Thv proud and goodly henuige, 'i'buu chosen sou ol God ! 'Cousin William,' said a merry, mischie vous yung girl, .'w hat do you think 1 heaid a prelty lass say of you ?' 'I don't know something good, I hope. What was it, coz ?' 'Sha'u'l tell you ! but it's ihe truth a very prelly girl did say something about you.' 'Well, tell mo what it was.' 'I bha'u'l unless you will give me that annual that you buughl.' 'Well, agreed you shall have il now tell me.' 'Well, now don't Hush so she said you were the ugliest looking man she ever laid eyes on '.' Beoin Early. Sir Tvoburl Peel's father lelermiued to bring up his son expressly for Ihe (louse of Commons.' When quite chilit he would frequently sot him on a la ble, and promise him a cherry if he would make a speech. The applause that followed his efforts stimulated exertion, ao that before he was ten yeais old he could address company with some degrco of eloquence. As he grew up, his father made him repeat every Sunday, as well as ha coulJ, th sermon which had been preached, by which his habit of attention grew powerful. 'Are you fond of novels, Mr. Jones V Very,' responded the interrogated gentle man who wished to be thought by the lady questioner fond of literature. 'Have yon, continued tbj inquisitive laJy, 'ever re rtlJ TBI, Thousand a Year V ' 'No madam I never lead that many nov els in all my life.' A GOOD STORY. A young American gentleman, a Mr. P , who is visiting Paris, wiih tho "old folks," went lo ihe masked ball to see tho elephant and to have some fun. His great desire was to meet an angel of the fair sex. He first looked all around, waiting to make a decision the moment he should find a fine waist and small feet. These beauties he discovered in a domino of small figure, who took his arm and began to intri gue wiih him. The lady told him his name the city of Ihe United States from which ho was, and after all these pteliminaries, she related to him many filling excursions which he had made last year at Saratoga and at Newport. All these things, whispered in good English, were puzzling to Mr. P. ; and in order lo find out who was his fair com panion, he invited hor to supper in a private cabinet. The lady at first refused ; but af ter some lime, she consented, and the cou ple started in a carriage for the well known restaurant of Vachetle where all the Ameri cans take their meals. A cabinet was open" ed, Ihe final petit sonper was ordered, and when lliey came lo eat, the lady was obli ged to take off her mask, M:. P. discovered her who ? Guess it. You give il up f les. Nio was his mother! The romance was over, and he took the joke the best way ho could. Mrs. P. is one of the prettiest American ladies in Paris, and no ono, when lookinn at her, coiisideiiiiir Ihe reshness of her complexion and the beauty of her charms, would suppose that bhe had a sou twenty-three years old. WIFE MISTHISS LADY. Translated from the German for the AT. Y. Evening Mirror. Who marries for love takes a wife ; who for the sake of convenience, tales a mistress; ho marries from consideration, takes a uly. You are loved by your wife, regarded by your mistress, tolerated by your ludy. on have a wife for yourself, a mistress for our house and its friends, a lady for the otld. Your wife will agree with you, your mistress will accommodate you, your lady rill manage you. Your wife will lake care f your household, your mistress of your house, your lady of appearances. If you are sick, your wife will nurse you, your mistress ill visit. you, and your lady will inquire af ter your health. You lake a walk with your ifc, a ride with your mistress, and join par ties wild your lady. Your wife will share our grief, your tnistrccs your money, ami your lady your debts. If you are dead, your wife will shed tears, your mistress lament, and your lady wear mourning. A year after our death marries again your wife, in six months your mistress, ami in six weeks or sooner, when mourning is over, your lady. Di RAniLiTY or Wood. The piles under ihe London Bridge havo been driven 500 years, and upon examining them in 184fi lliey were found to be little decayed. They are principally elm. Old Savoy Place, in the city of Loudon, was buill 950 years ago, and the wooden piles consisting of oak, elm, beech, and chestnut were found upon re cent examination to be perfectly sound. Of ihe durability of timber in a wet state, the piles of the bridges built by Emperor Trajan over ihe Danube afford a striking example. One of these piles was taken up, and found to be pertified lo ihe depth of of an inch ; but Ihe rest of the wood was not different from its former state, though it had been Iriven 1,600 years. Hideous Fashion. There are lew wo men handsome enough to stand the present little bonnets, which arc placed on the lop of the head, and look as if ihey wero about to fall off behind. They are of the lopback order, and make the woman look as hideous as Chinese and as brazin as ihe Colossus of Rhodes. Truly does the N'fic Yorker say that Fashion, at this precise epoch of the Chrislain era, with both male ami female exquisites and with shades of difference the same may be said of all who pretend lo style is untasteful, vulgar, filthy, or ridicu lous : a mere concoction of tailors ami millinets, etc., who must get up some lliing new monthly or quaiteily, to keep their trade good and involve vanity in ex travagances. Read this. George Thompson says in one of his Canadian speeches : "I do not believe there is one ministers in the United States who believes what he says. I know enough of ministers in lhat countiy lo believe that ihey preach wilfully and designedly what iho know to be false ! These men deliberately go lo their closets, and for purely political ami pro-slavery pur poses, write sermons for Ihe Sabbaih day which Ihey all the while know to be palpa bly and damnably untrue ! !'' When people are laiJ up with Ihe rheu matism, always press them to come over and take lea with you. While such acts of kindness entail no expense on your pocket book, they procure for you a largo reputa tion for sympathy and neighborly kinduesj Willi proper discrimination, there is nothing that pays a better profit than "guodiiCM of heurl." A Faimer in the neighborhood of Paisley, Scotland, slates that, by palling gailio in the bollom of hi grain stack b,e has for some years past kept them fiee fiom rats oi mioe. The garlio placed at a sufficient dis tance from the corn to prevent its imparting a Auvur, IM NEW ENGLAND. An instance of Yankee shrewdness has recently come lo my knowledge, which well illustrates the advantages of knowing something on this subject. In the sp, ig of 1846, a Mr. W. was engaged in grafting ap. pie trees in various parts of Rockingham county, and among Ihe rest, grafted enough lo amount to about twelve dollars, for Mr. R., of Braintree, upon an old orchard of na tural fruit consisting of about one hundred trees. Mr. R. thought it lather extravagant lo expend so much in an experiment so hopeless, und W. finally proposed Ihat hn would go on in subsequent ye.s, and graft as many of Ihe old trees as he choose, do the necessary pruning, ami receive for his pay ono half the fruit that should grow on bis grafts during the next twelve years, and R should cultivate Ihe land among them, for bis own profit. This was considered a very liberal proposition, anil al once accept ed, and the contract was reduced lo writing, and executed. I happened lo be nt Brent woml during the past autumn, just after W. had called for his share of ihe fruit, and learned that the scions get in 1346, for sel ling which, he bad charged twelve dollars, produced si.rtccn larrcla of maiketable Bald win Apples, worth twenty four dollars. Mr. R had become so far convinced of his mis take, that he offered W. one hundred dollars to release his interest in the orchard which W. promptly declined. I soon afterwards met W. and conversed with him on Ihe sub ject, and he said that so fur from releasing his interest in the contract, for that sum, he would not sell his share of the finit for one year, for that amount, and allow tho purcha ser to choose it out ol the term. lie has now grafted most of the trees with the Baldwin Apple, and thinks he shall get more than a hundred dollars a year, in each of tho even years of the last half of his term. Tim even year is, as yon well know, the bearing year for ihe Baldwin, throughout New F.iiglaiid. Mr. R. further informs me lhat be has made many similar contracts in the neighborhood, and has acquired .in in terest in about one thousand ttees ; that his share of apples, grown on land of other peo ple Iho last fall, was ninety barrels, and lhat none of ihe scions which produced were set prior to 1845. Ho graftd ono tree in 1844, which produced in 1 R50 six barrels of fruit, and ho knows fifty trees which this year piodnced ton barrels each, worth in all, S750. Vermont Chronicle. IIe.uitrknijINi; Tkaoedy. All affray oc curred at Greensboro', Ala., on the 11th iust. The parties engaged in it weio Mr. Elisha W. Harris, Dr. Plait doom, and Mr. Tleasant May. Mr. Harris was killed. Dr. Croom was shot, we learn, in both arms, and one shoulder his wounds, however, are not considered dangerous. May was also badly though not dangerously wounded. Some six or eight pistol shots were fired, and the wonder is that all three of Iho parlies were not killed. The fighting was commenced near Ihe Post-office door, and was continued across the street to ihe old Mansion House, where Mr, Harris received a bowie-knife wound, inflicted, we understand, by Dr. Croom, which caused his death almost in stantaneously. The affair had its origin in a disagreement between Mr. Harris, and Dr. Cioom, in regard to a fence boundary. Tug Mining Register says that one of Page's Circular Saws has recently been erected on the property of the Farmer's Bank of Reading and iho estate of S. Gris com, near Lewcllyn, in Schuylkill county. For culling limber il exceeds any other mill in Ibis part of the country. Upon trial of ordinary speed, it has sawed a cut through a 35 feel pine log in one minute. On ano ther trial, a log 12 feet long was sawed in five minutes, making 12 boards 125 feet. This mill will cut limber, pine, oak, and hemlock, to iho length of 50 feet. It has been said that Napoleon never in dulged in more than six houi'a sleep. A pocl has said : Nuture requires live, Custom gives seven ! IjizineM lakes nine, And Wickednesi eleven 1 A French Woik recently published con. tains an interesting account of ihe rage for gaming at the Court of Louis XIV. Madumt de Montespaii was in tho habit uf losing $70 or 830,000. She once bet 200.000 upon three cards and won. On one Christ mas eve she lost about f 600,000. A cour tier named Dargeau had such knowledge of Algebra, that he calculated the chances du ring the schuffling of ihe cards, and often wou enormous sums by it. . A Movstrk Ballon. Mr. Wise, the great American reronaut and distinguished) author on the art of balloon, has now in, preparation a monster balloon, holding fifty thousand cubio fwet of gas, and capable of carrying up sixteen persons of one hundred and fifty pounds each. He expvel to have. il ready fur ascension from this city about Ihe 1st of June, Speaking of balloon. . inindd lhat next wMk an ascension is la be madii in this city by Mr. Pusey. Ltd, S'l- , rr Tut Late Aerial Yoyage of Ihe Puke of Brunswick cost hi IiigUneu pot lea than 100u. ills expenditure during eight days' resilience at Hasting exceeded 400, net, withstanding the assumption of the humbly incognito of Smith.. "l" ABOUT ORCHARDS