. ' . ,) 7',- . v. - v; ' Y - -. ; L- r iiiiii HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher NIIj DESPERANDUM. Two Dollars aar Annum. VOL. X. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA,, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23,a880. NO 31. 3 ill 1 H In the Pnjs ol My tireat-ttrandmamma. In the days of my great-grandmanima, I've been told, There were persons of fashion and taste, Who, in dresses as stoat as chain-armor ot old, The parties ol Ranelagh graced. How high were their heads, and how high were their heels, And how high were their motives and ways? They moved in propriety's ronnd like the wheels Of a warranted watch, in the days Of in y g reat-gran1 mamma. Fashion then was so dull you could scarcely discern The minute ebb and flow ol her tides; And a dowager's dress, though nntrimraed, served in turn Three or lour generations ol brides. Like the family iewe's, the family gown Was resorv'd lor their gala displays, And a ruffled old lady look'd placidly down Upon ruffled young girls, in the days Ol my great-grandmamma. Oh ! the men who lor these female paragons sigh'd Wore unlike those who pester ns now; They approaeb'd with a smile and a sink and a slide, And a minuet step and a bow. The wero laced and embroidor'd and pow dered and ourl'd, Like the men that we see in the plays; And 'tis certain there's nothing so gtand in the world Or so sweet as there was In the days Ol my great-grandmamma. Thomas Hay net Bayly. SOPHIE'S OEDEAL. " White," said Eleanor Kelsey, "with broad, blue sashes, nnd lorget-me-nots in our hair. Every graduate to wear a turquoise locket around her neck, and to have six-buttoned white kid gloves, stitched with pale blue on tlie backs. Madam Imoeene herself showed me the det-lgn." "Won't it he exquisite?" said Fanny Wi loughhy, clasping her plump hands. The seven youtig girls who were that day month to graduate from Clarendon Hall, weie sitting, schoolgirl ftshion, under I he bowery beeches on the lawn seven fair, human pearls, happily un conscious of all the pitfalls and trials of the life that lay before them seven half opened blossoms, basking In the sun shine of school life, whither, as yet, no haunting shadow had followed them. W hild on the shores of the calm river below, the other children played and shou'ecl, care.ul not to disturb the pri vacy of the 'graduating class." " But," said cautious Rosa Ilillgrove, " will it be expensive ?'" "Net at all," said Eleanor, loftily. " Imngene will furnish them for a hun dred dollar each, as there are seven of us. And" Just then, Sophie Seyton, who had been absorbed in a letter which th( blue-ribboned parlor-maid had brought her. looked grave'y up. "Wait a minute, Eleanor," said she. " I I am alraid I cannot afford so ex pensive a dress." ' W hat nonsense, Sophie!" called out Miss Kesley. " You, the heiress, to talk about not affording a paltry hundred-dollar costume." "But I am an heiress no longer," said Sophie, with a curious quiver in ber voice. ' This letter is irom my guardian. Colonel Moody. It seem something is wrong about some invest ments that have been made, and and I am as poor as any factory-girl ! I must go out as governess, I suppose, or com panion, or something of that sort. I don't know that I can even stay here long enough to graduate!" She burst into tears, with her fair face hidden in her hands. For a second or two the other six members of the graduating class sat looking at one another in dire dismay. Then Eleanor Kelsey sprang up and threw her arms impetuously about Sophie's drooping neck. "You shall do nothing of the sort, darling!" she cried. " You shall come and live always with me. I never had a sister, and I shall treasure you with the fondest affection." But Son hie shook her head. " No, Eleanor," she said j " I must go home at once." And she went; and Mrs. Clarendon's graduating class only numbered six that year. Colonel Moody was grim and uncom municative. The loss of the invest ments, he stoutly maintained, was no body's fault. No one could have fore seen the shrinkage ot stock; no human provision could have guarded against the calamity, it was the fortune of war, neither more nor less. Sophie Seyton went to her aunt, a Mrs. Medbury Moore, who had always declared that she loved her darling niece as il she were her own child. "D -iar aunt," she said, "you will at least give me a home!" " Pui very sorry, my dear," said Mrs. Medbury Moore, " but your uncle has been unfortunate in business, and we are compelled to retrench in every pos sible way. An additional member of our family, just at this time, would be an absolute impossibility." "But what shall I do?" appealed poor Sophie. " Oh. tret a situation somewhere, mv dear," said Mis. Medbury Moore, smil ing sweetly. "Any girl who has re ceived so expensive an education as yours ought to be independent of the world." "Shall I advertise?" said Sophie. " My dear, I really know nothing of the way people ao sucu tilings," sata Mrs. Medbury Moore, beginning to crow impatient . So Sophie advertised, but apparently no one wanted either a governess or "well-qualitied ladies' companion." Her little stock of money began to dwindle. Her earnings failed her. Not one of her relatives cared to assume the burden of her support. No one else took the responsibility of advising her One day she timidly entered the plate- giuea uuoi idi a mammotu tanc7 store. .. L; r ,.A 4AM l " . nuu wftm iui tutj roprieu)r. " Miss Seyton. isn't it?" said Mr Makemoney, who had sold many a bill ot goods to the heiress. " I'ns what. can I do for you this evening, Miss Sev torr"' " Perhaps," hesitated poor, shrinking Sophie. " you can help me to a situation It there shuuid be a vacancy among your lady clerk3 " "How ha!'' said Mr. Makemoney, Reeling of his lank cheek, thoughtfully "Had any experience in the busi nes ?" "No!" " Oh, then, the idea'is quite imprac ticable," said Mr. Makemoney. " We don't take apprentices here." And he civilly bowed Miss Seyton out of his little sanctum. Sophie applied at a neighboring em porium for fine silk embroidery. She worked a week at a child's cashmere cloak, and was paid fifty cents t "But this is very little," said Sophie, piteously, regarding the silver piece. " Our usual rates," said the fore woman, frigidly. "If you are not suited with them, you need not come ngain. We have plenty of hands." Miss Seyton crept home in the frozen, winter twilight, crying softly behind her veil as she went. And, her eyes being blurred with tears, she did not see an evil-omened pieee of orange peel on the pavement, but slipped and fell, breaking her ankle, and losing con sciousness, through the intensity of the pain. When she came to her senses she lay in a little white bed, No. 619, of a great airy, sweet-smelling hospital, with a while-capped nurse bending over her a woman whom she had known in former days as a gay young girl. " Why am I here?" she asked, in vague wonder. "You fell, my dear, and broke your leg," said Nune Eudora. "It was not convenient for your Aunt Moore to re ceive you, so they brought you here. I recognized you at once, and requested permission to nurse you." "And why are you here?" persisted Sophie, still only half-conscious. "For two reasons," said Nurse Eu dora, sprinkling scented water over the little white pillow. "One is, that it was necessary for me to earn my living in some way ; another was that I could do some good to my suffering fellow creatures here." Sophie made no comment, but she pondered over that matter; and when she recovered she also assumed the white cap and black serge dress, and took the name of Nurse Sophie. "As a hospital nurse," she said to herself, " I can at least be sure of a good home, a small salary, and the privilege of bei ng ol some use in the world." Sophie became one of the most popu lar and efficient of the whole corps of nurses. Her head was cool, her nerves strong, her self-possession perfectly im perturbable. The sight of blood never dismayed her the groans of pain only excited her gentle sympathies, instead of chilling her nerves; and it came to pass that whenever Doctor Oxley, the head surgeon, needed an especially self-reliant and able nurse, the edict went forth, " Send for Nurse Sophie. One day there was a terrible accident brought in. A team of fiery horses had run away, the carriage was all splint ered in pieces, its occupant had been On tig out upon the pavement, until all semblance of life seemed to be crushed out of him. " Will he die, doctor?" Sophie asked, with a very pale face. ' To all intents and purposes, my dear," the physician answered, " he is a dead man already." " I knew him once," said the hospital nurse, in a low tone. " Every one knows him, I believe," stud Doctor Oxley. " It is the million aire, Colonel Moody. But all the gold that ever was coined can't buy him a reprieve now." And Doctor Oxley bus.led into the next ward, leaving the white capped nurse to keep Ler solitary vigil at the ledside of the man who was slowly, slowly slipping outof time into eternity. At midnight he roused up as from a .'ream. "Am I dying?" he asked. The doctor answered : "Yes." " How much time have I left?" "Perhaps three hours perhaps six," was the answer. Send for my lawyer," he said. " I am in the full possession of my senses. I tell you I cannot die until I hae made my peace with heaven!'' " 1 can call the chaplain m a minute." suggested Doctor Oxley. ' 1 teli you 1 want mv lawyer." per sisted Colonel Moody. The lawyer was roused out ot his midnight slumbers, and came at once; and there, in the hospital ward, Abra ham Woody made his will, leaving all he had in the world to Sophie Seyton. "I have defrauded her cruelly," he said. "I used her money to aggrandize myself, and let her think it was lost in mining speculations. I have bien an unjust steward, but it is not yet too late to make some sort of reparation." ' Seyton r bey ton?" repeated the doc tor, turning to the nurse. " Surely that must be some relation of yours?" '1 am sopine seyton," sue said, qui etly, laying aside her white-flapped muslin cap that overshaaowed her lace. The dying man lilted his glazing eyes to hers. 'Your Sophie beytonr" said he. "Thank God for that! Say once, be fore 1 die, I forgive you!' " And Sophie forgave him. freely and fully; and when the day broke dimly in the east, the chained spirit was set free. PeoDle could hardly credit their own senses when tboy heard that Miss Sey ton was an heiress again. Mrs. Medbury Moore was taken with violent access of affection for her " dear niece," but Sophie had learned the lesson of discernment. ' I have passed through an ordeal," she says, " and 1 hope it has left me wiser and more merciful toward mv Buffering feilow-creatures! But, at the same time, it lias taught me to beware of friends like Aunt Medbury Moore!" Rather High. A French journal contains the follow ing statement of the height of the differ ent nignesi spires ana mosuments on the globe. Feet, Towers of the Cathedral of Cologne 480 Spire ot the Cathedral of Houen 450 Tower ol St. Nicholas, Hamburg 433 Cupola of St. l'etei at Koine 429 Spire of Strasburg CattieJral 428 Pyramid ol Cbeops 411 Cathedral ol St. Stephen', Vienna 406 St. Mait n's, tandatbul, Bavaria 399 Cathedral of Fribour, Baden 375 Spire ol the Cathedral ol Antwerp 370 Dome of St. Mary 's, Florence 347 St. Paul's, at Loudon... 434 Dome of the Cathedral at Milan 827 Cathedral ol Mauebourg 311 Tower of Kathhaus, Burlin 264 Trinity Church. New York 258 The Pantheon, at Paris 240 Notre Dame, at Paris 204 The Washington Monument Is to be 00" In Western language, "Boston wood cock " signifies pork and beans, Cellars. Experiments Drove that the air in a cellar rises and circulates through the house, and that, too, not only by means of the frequently-opened doors, but even wuen every iioor is evjiu puuu auu luc keyholes are stopped. It is simply im possible to keep a dwelling free from contaminated cellar air. Yet how many sources of contamina tion are found in cellars rotting wood, the entire floor often being pervaded by decay; vegetables stored there for the winter, and their refuse left the year round ; musty barrels of vinegar or cider ; leaky gas fixtures; badly constructed furnaces, from which escape various noxious gases; water closets, toul at the best, and often fouler through defects ; defectivo sink and sewer drains, not un frequently saturating the soil beneath the floor with filth. Many cellars are dug directly into made land, and the gases of the decayed matter with which the soil is more or less filled pour directly into them, iust as the water of the soil finds its way into the well. This latter point is more important than m st think, for the air circulates freely through the soil, even when frozen. Persons have been repeatedly poisoned and killed by gas which had traveled for a distance in one case twenty feet through the s:il, and had penetrated into the cellar, and thence into the rooms above. As the ground water rises or falls, the air follows it. Barometric influences changes in the pressure of the atmos phereforce it down further or lift it out of the earth. Changes of tempera ture similarly affect it, and particularly does the warmth of a house establish an nward current from the cellar to the rooms above, and from the soil into the cellar. Hence 1. Keep everything out of the cellar like'y to vitiate its air. J. iiet tue best constructea lurnaces. 3. Have the gas meter and fixtures frequently examined. 4. Let the drains be of the best mate rial and construction, and be ever in sight suspended from the ceiling in stead of being buried under the floor. a. Have tue noor ana sides maae as impervious as possible. 0. Let the cellar be constantly and thoroughly ventilated with sun purified air. 7. If vitiating sources must remain, use tlie best disinfectants not mere deodorizers. Youth's Companion. Words of Wisdom. No principle is more noble, as there is none more holy, than that of a true obe- lence. The faith which looks forward is far ichcr than the experience that looks backward. It is good in a fever, and much better n anger, to have the tongue kept clean and smooth. - There are few occasions when cere mony may not be easily dispensed with, kindness never. A good constitution is like a money box its full value is never known until it has been broken. The raven is like the slanderer, seek- ng carrion to feed upon, nnd delighted when a feast is found. Let every one sweep the drift from his own door and not busy himself about the frost on his neighbor s tiles. Intellectual pride is less outraged by he obscurities of faith than by the nu hority with which it is clothed. It is safer to affront somepeoplo than to oblige them, foi the better a man de serves the worse they will speak of him. The man or woman whom excessive nit ion holds back from striking the an vil with earnest endeavor, is poor and cowardly of purpose. A man need only correct himself with the same rigor that he reprehends others, and excuse others with the same in dulgence that he shows to himself. Taking Him nt Ills Word. The inhabitants of the north of Eng land are a matter-of-fact people. The following incident illustrates their .rewdness and ready resource. In a village in one of the Dales lived a kind hearted but somewhat hot-headed woman wno entertained the minister when he came to preach there. On the occasion of the first visit of one of this fraternity, she deemed it necessary to ascertain his preference for tea or coffee for breakfast: so as she was going on with the preparation of the meal, she went to tue stairioot ano cauen out tue name of her guest. But no answer was vouchsafed her call. W ondenn gl v. sue waited awhile, and then, repeating her call, she was answered by, " What do you want?" in anything but a gentle tone ol voice. "I want to know whether you'll have tea or cottee to vour breakiostr" I'll have cither, or both." was the odd and stinging reolv. "You've got out on the wrong side o' the bed ta morn." said the irritated dame to nerseit; "but I'll nt up yer order, my man ;" so saying, she went to tue cupboard, took thence another tea pot, and putting therein equal auantl ties of tea and coffee, she made a strong decoction thereof lor the preacher. Presently, he telt that he bad a strangely flavored beverage before him; so, paus- ing. he asked: "What's this, missis?" 'it's botn. sir; ana you shall either sup it or gang without." A Curious Combat. A traveler in South Africa witnessed not long sinco a singular combat. He was musing one morniDg, with his eyes on the ground, when be noticed a cater- mliar craw in? alone at a raDid Dace Pursuing mm was a host ol small black ants. Being quicker in their movements, t'ie ants would catch up with the cater pillar, ana one would mount his back and bite him. Pausing, the caterpillar would turn his head, and bite and kill his tormentor. After slaughtering dozen or more of his persecutors, the caterpillar sue wed signs of latigue. xne ants maae a combined attack Betaking himself to a stalk of grass, the caterpillar climbed up tail first, followed by tne ants, as one approached, be seized it in his jaws and threw it off the staiK. The ants, seeing that the caterDill&r bad too strong a position for them to overcome, resorted to strategy. They Degan sawing icrougu me grass-stalk In a few minutes the stalk fell, and hun. dreds of ants pounced upon the fallen caterpillar, lie wits killed at once, und the victors marched on in triumph, leav IMA (lid fAfllfl KaiIh A tlltt AaM VUO VV 0 UUU VU UV UU1U, X New Peril for Smokers, The noisonous effects nf nlmtlnn. which the anti-tobacco party has based most of its arguments against the weed on, have found a powerful ally. A well-known nurnalist of Npw York. one of the most distinguished war cor respondents of the country, was re cently much alarmed to learn that a lip sore, from which he had been suffering tor some lime, was diagnosed by bis hvsicians as a symptom nf a. nni-nfii. oub disorder of a serious character. A thorough examination failed, however, to reveal the presence of any other evi dence of the disease, and the doctor was, for the time, at a loss to discover its origin. The patient is an inveterate clear smoker, and this fact led his physician to make some inquiries in regard to the quality of the cigars that he smoked, the manner and place of their manu facture and other particulars. His in- vestigations resulted in his forming the opinion, in which his patient is dis posed to concur, that the mysterious sore and the disease, of which it is the undoubted evideno , were due to the smoking of cigars which had been made by some person witn a scrofulous taint, who had communicated through the cigars to the smoker. Phis theory, alarming as it is. is fully borne out bv the testimony of the rjhv- sicians of Bellevue and other eminent authorities, who are reported by the New York correspondent of a Western paper to have recently declared that, within their own experience, cases of contagious disease have frequently been traced to the same cause. These medical gentlemen assert that disease is so com mon among the tenement-house cigar makers, who use. their mouths as well as their hands in their labor that it is not safe for any to smoke cigars without the use ot a tube or holder, so as to avoid contact with the possibly infected leaf. In the present case the physician is of opinion tuat tne disorder thus strangely incurred lias gone already too far even to be completely eradicated from the system, and hence another illustration of the danger of indiscriminate cigar-mak ing and ol unprotected cigar-smoking. New York News. Bow the Pyramids Were Built. The pyramid i are tho tombs of the early kings. Perfectly adjusted to the cardinal points of the horizon, they tiler in breadth and lieigut. as is shown bv the measurements ot the three oldest. as follows : 1. The Pyramid of Khufa height. 450.75 leet: breadth, 740 teet. a Pyramid ot Khafra height. 447.5 feet: breadth. 890.75 feet. 3. Pyramid of Menkara height S203 feet; breadth. 352.78 feet. The construction of these enormous masses has long been an in soluble mystery, but later generations :ive succeeded in solving tne prooiem. As soon as the ' king mounted the throne, he gave orders to a nobleman. the master of all the buildings of his lund. to plan the tomb and cut the stone The kernel ot the future edifice was aised on the limestone soil ot the des' crt, in the form of a small pyramid buiit in steps, ot which the wen-con structed and finished interior formed the king's eternal dwelliug, with his tone sarcophagus tying on tue rocKy floor. A second covering was added, stone bv stone, on the outside of the kcrueh a third to this second, and to this even a fourth ; und the mass of the giant build nz grew greater tne longer tue King en oyed existence. And then, at last, when t became almost impossiDie to extena the area of the nvramid further, a cas iax ot hard stone, polished like glass. and fitted accurately into the angles of the steps, covered tho vast mass of the sepulchre, presenting a gigantic triangle on eacu ol its lour iaces. More than seventy such pyramid once roso on the margin of the desert, each telling of a king of whom it was at once the tomb ana monument, una not the greater number of these sepul chres ot the maroons been destroyed almost to the foundation, and had the names of the builders of these wmcli still stand been accurately preserved, it would have been easy for the inquirer to prove and make clear by calculation what was onginaiiy auu ui uuixusuy the proportion between the masses ol the pyramids and the years of the reigns ot their respective Duuaers. Conundrums. When is a wall liko a fish? When it is scaled. ' How does a stove feel when full of cnnlgP Grateful. Which of the reptiles is a mathema tician? The adder. When is a boat like a heap of snow P When it is adrilt. When is a doctor most annoyed r When he is out ol patients. When is a literary work like smoker When it comes in volumes. Whv is the letter l like the sun? Be cause it is in the center of light. What is tuat which shows others what it cannot see itseliP A mirror. Why is the letter N like a faithless lover? Because it is in constant. How does a cow become a landed estate? By turning her into the field. Why is whispering a broach of good manners? Because it is not allowed. What is an old lady in the middle of the river like? Like to be drowned. What word may be pronounced quicker by adding a syllable to it? tjutck. Why is a miser like a man with a short memory? Because he is always forgelting. How does a sauor Know there is a mitn in the moon? Becauso he has been to ssa (see). Why is a tool in nign station lite a man in a balloon? Because everybody appears little to him, and be appears liUe to everybody. Qaeen Victoria's Escape. Queon Victoria narrowly escaped an accident during her recent journey to Balmoral. At a station called Solihull, not far from Birmingham, a signalman was overtaken by "violent hemorrhage, which so weakenea mm as to incapaci. tate him from attending to his duties The poor feLow, however, had presence of mind enough to place his lamp on the line with the danger color facing the engine, the driver of which was thus warned to reduce the speed of the train. The aignalman was afterward found lying exhausted near his post. A new use for glass Is found in the manufacture of window shutters. These are now made of opal glass, decorated. and have the important advantages A being beautiful and eay to keep clean. 4;fmcarf juacnmvu. FOB THE FAIR SEX. A &ot Wife Return. The wife of An tone Weber, of Pitts burg. Pa., eight years ago mysteriously disappeared. Every effort to find her failed, and she was given up for dead. Since that time the husband has lived alone. On a recent Monday the deputy mayor ot Pittsburg was recognized by a woman at the poor farm, who soon con vinced him that she was the missing wife of Weber, and begged to be taken to ner nome and Husband. 1 lie records show that she was picked up in the streets about eight years ago. She could not then remember her name nor where she lived. Her mind for a Jong time was under a cloud, but she is now entirely sane, has been taken home and lives happily with ner husband. New and Notes for Women. At Lille, France, the Princess Mar garet, who died there in 1210, after all these years is about to have a monu ment to commemorate her goodness. A remarkable woman. Mrs. Marv Ann Dean, died lately in St. Louis. She was thirty-seven years old, and had been mamod twenty years. She was the mother of twenty-one children, of whom there were three pairs ot twins, two sets of triplets, and four were born at one birth. Ten ol her children are liv ing. Female barbers are gaining consider able custom at Washington. All are colored nnd the entire custom comes from their own race. The millennium for women is now at hand; a new dish-washing machine has been invented that will do the work of ten women. Miss R ipa Bonheur. the painter, hav ing ro t rttier use lor the lion and lion ess which have served her as models at her country residence, has presented them to the Jarcin des Plantes. Lady Cropper, one of the most beau tiful ladies in London, was an American girl from ban rrancisco. Her mother was called the handsomest woman in Ohio- The Baroness Roger de Launav ven tured to ascend the Right of the Alps without a guide. She slipped over a small precipice, and received injuries'.of winch she expired two hours later. The number of temale students at the Imperial academy ot painting, at St. Petersburg, this season, is thirty-five, of whom only three a vote their attention exclusively to sculpture. The Princess ot wales has dressed ber hair in the same style for tho past ten years. Knowing when a style is becom mg to her, she is sensible enough to continue it, despite the changing fash ions. Miss Hilda Montabla. the voung Eng lish artist, who is an especial friend of the l'rincejs Louisa, and who recently visitea uer at uttawa, has iust sola a picture, a Venetian scene, for $800. This is a notable price f or a young woman's painting. Faahlon Variety In lutumn and Win icr ire. Dressmakers nnd modistes are making elaborate preparations for the winter lasnions, says a ziew lork paper. The custom of adhering exclusively to one style ot cress has been abandoned lor nome years past. There are set fashions. it is true, but these can be so varied as to satisfy ail taste3. Many ladies plan their toilets to suit their own particular styles. If possessed of a certain amount ot taste, these ladies generally prove most successful, and by this means great uniformity and monotony is avoided. The general tendency in respect of many articles of dress is toward enlargement. Bonnets, dresses, and even muff's are to be larger than those used last year. Heavy fabrics, such as brocades with designs of large dowers and "velours de denes." are among the winter coons Toilets of these goods are made to fall in rich, heavy folds, t ur is to be much more lavishly employed than it was last year. The large bonnets nre to have a great variety of May-bugs in all sizes pmi;eu uuiong lli Willi LUlugs. Dresses continue to be narrow. Wide sleevej gathered at the top will be much worn. As is usually the case, new combinations will be combined with old ones. Jackets are to retain their hold on public favor: the favorite style is the Louis XIV. One of the latest of these is belted on the waist, and falls over a skirt which is drawn tigutly over the hips by means ot a crossed scarf. The lower border of the skirt is plaited. This suit is ot stri ed woolen goods in the new shade culled "gns de mer." Another style ot autumn wear consists of a tight-d ting Spencer waist, and a plaited skirt ol pi Aid woolen goods in very light shades, blending well into eacu other, The scarf, which is taken across the hips, is fastened by means ot thick woolen cord in us. These scarfs will be much worn. Plaid materials tor au'.umn wear are preierred with dark green nnd brown groundines. These ar made in three ways. Oae has a plaited skirt of Scotch goods, with n blouse waist ot plain blue or bronzo green serge, nnd a hood lined with Scotch plaid. J he Becond way is to have scarfs over tho Scotch plaid skirt and a iaaket waist of plain cachemire oi very line cloth. The third way is to have the whole suit of plain serge, crossed by a plaid sash. The basque. coilur and cum nre ot plaid goods. A suit lor autumn wear is maae in the following manner: The polonaise is something quite new. It buttons up the side by means of elegant green and gold buttons, which are the colors ot the suit, The dark green velvet collar is trimmed with hne golden galloon. lhe leg of mutton sleeves have a jockey over each shouider. J. bey are very lull and long, and are drawn in at tue wrist under a green velvet cuff embroidered with gold V: i. - . l. . i ; - 'ru. i 1..: : . simple ana very handsome. Another new suit is of vigogne in the color, called "vin de Champagne," and hre-colored Surah. The vigogne skirt is covered with pointed plaiticgs, from under each of these fails a narrow Surah plaiting. The small tuaio is open in front and draped in the back. Over the back arapery are loops ot satin llobon with a buckle in the center. The vigogne coat has the fronts out in the neck in a large square, with a mousse- line de I'inde chemisette underneath It is crossed over the breast and rounded on the ends of the basque. The fire colored belt closes by means of a buckle. From a seam under the arm falls aiquare ba'que in "paysanne" shape. The waist trimmed with Surah cordings and ined with the same. The Amazon hat is lined with black velvet and covered with white feathers. This style of toi let will be in vogue for evening and Vueaier ureses uvtring me winter. TIMELY TOPICS. A scheme of African exploration is said to be under consideration in Portu gal, which, if carried into execution. will probably result in the achievement ot tue most Important geograpnicai wora. It is proposed that two expedi tions should start simultaneously from the Portuguese possessions on the east and west coasts of Africa, and, after founding a series of scientific and com mercial stations along their line ol route, meet at some point in the interior. The wool-clip of the world has in creased five times sinco 1830, when it was about 330,000,000 pounds in weight. in 187a the latest year for whicu there are complete figures Europe produced 74n,noo,uou. mver 1'iate smu.ouo iio'j. United States 208,900,000, Australia 350 - 000,000, and South Afrioa 48.000,000 pounds, making a total of 1.586,000,000 pounds. Great Britain and France con sume each about the same quantity of wool 3BO.ooo.ooo pounds a year, tier- many consumes about 165,000,000 pounds, United States 250 000.000 pounds, and Russia, Austria (and other countries 40U.ooo,uoo pounds. It is a curious fact that the locomo tive which, with its train, went down with the Tay bridge, is now running regularly between tilasgow and Knin- burg. For three months it laid in the bot tom of the Tay, but when it was brought up it was lound uninjured, except tne funnel, dome and weather-board, which had to be renewed. She ran on her own wheels to Glasgow iust as she came out of her long bath. Strange feelings might arise in the traveler's breast on learning that his tram was drawn by that engine but there is a locomotive engineer, it is said, in the United States, running regularly upon a railway upon which be was one time the cause ol a most terrible disaster. Cologne cathedral, which has iust been completed after centuries of labor. is one of the largest and loftiest build ings in the world. For the past sixty years the work has been carried on with but little intermission, the cost being met by both public and private contri butions, and a German architectural journal has ascertained that the aggre gate amount expended within this period is eighteen millions of marks, or about $5,400,000. When to this is added the money contributed during past centur ies and "notably what has been suns in the colossal foundations and spent in purchasing various necessary parcels of ground," it appears that the cathedral, rs it now stands, represents about forty millions oi marks, or 912,000,000. Tho number of postoflice employees in England (46.192) seems very largo in nronortion to an exceedingly small num ber of offices (13,912) until it is consid ered that the English postoffise also conducts a large savings bank and tele graph business. The United States postoffices number 42,989. The total of returned" letters in unglana was 5,345,678, while 2,996.513 letters pas?ed through our dead-letter office. Not less than 526,469 persons forgot to put their own address inside the letters t uey wrote, and21.62l letters were posted positively wituout any address whatever, 01 wuicti not less than 1.141 contained valuables. These last figures indicate a more care fully conducted correspondence than is common in the United States, for among American dead letters were 13,773 con taining $1,100,000 in checks, draftsetc. besides 64,000 others containing stamps, etc. Among the novelties of the Eng lish service is a system by which receipts are given for letters posted (which must not oe contounued with the registration system), and thechargingof a "late fee," iy paying which domestic letters are received after the mails have closed, as u now done here lor foreign letters. Tale of a Refractory Uoat. Maybe there is never any oxcitcmer.t at the west ind. but you can't make. tue people wno saw a colored gentle man try to lead a goat through that dis trict the other day believe it. At first the goat didn't want to go, and the colored gentleman, who was about ten leet ahead ot the animal, pulled vigor ously on the rope, lie had just got his whole strength on it when the goat changed his mind and started forward so suddenly that the colored gentleman didn t have time to recover his balance and went down, and as the goat ran past mm and kept running he was dragged along, clawing wildly, until his head collided witti a Jimp-post, and he brought tho procession to a halt. On regaining his feet the colored gentleman was very angry and ran for the goat to hil U11U, UUU LUO EUUb LUUJL LU 1M1UL. and they flew at a rapid pace down the street. About five rods aiiead the goat observed a citizen bending over to look down an open coal hole, and on reach ing him the goat contrived to hit him just under tho hip pocket, and the citi zen disappeared oown the coal-hole like a shot iust us the colored gentleman sturcbled over the goat, which had coino to a halt. A number of dcodIc had gathered about, and then the goat took a notion 10 turn aid go the other way, tnu 110 got the rope so entangled in peo ple's feet that seven were upset and much blasphemy resulted. The man down tho coal-hole then attempted tj climb out, and got his head and shoul ders above ground when tho co.it niado another rush at him and he had to dodge down again. And then tho goat assaulted his owner, who went up a lamp-post; and then the goat went lor another man, and as the owner had tied the rope to his belt he was yank?d off that lamp-post quicker than powder. Fortunately for him his belt broke and he sprang to his feet and took off to war 1 Harvard college yelling fire, and the goat suddenly jumped into an open window, scared a woman into a fainting fit and upset a table on which stood a dish of hot water. He got most of tr water upon himself, and made more U antio by pain jumped out of the window again, butted a bulldog and stove in three of the Itoninutj nka an than ili.urtniuiwiJ A n nrn the street, amid a cloud ot dust just as a policeman came around to shoot him. And the man down the coal-hole came up with awful expressions on bis face and in his language and offered $75 to any one who would tell him whom to sue lor damages. Bntton Fost. A two-story well is one of tho curiosi ties ot i.rin. ti. x . The two Darts are one above the other and separated by ten or twelve ieet oi nara-pan, Water can be pumped from either well, and tho lower one pumped dry while the upper one retaius an inexhaustible- sup- Smiling and Mourning. Some go smiling through I ho gray time, Under naked, soiiglu:! bjAvra; Some go mourning all the Mny time, Mid the laughing leaves and flowers. Why is this, Rosy Bliss Comes to kisi winter gray ? Why, ah, why Doth sorrow sigh On the lap oi lovoly May T Hippy love, with eong and smiling, Through tho withered woodland goes; Hap'ess love hath no beguiling From the redbreast or the rose. This is why Wood may sigh, Flowers die and hearts be gay; This, alas ! The piteous pass That loaves us ruouin ng all t'ie M iy. Alfred Percival Gravet. ITEMS OF INTEREST. A roso tree of ! Hanover is said to be moro than a thousand years old. The costs were $600 in a suit over a hog to two farmers of Moniteau county, Mo. Dors are used as beasts of burden in Northern France, Bilgiuoi and Ger many. A laree numberof Jewish negroes have been found in Africa, near the boundary of Barbary. Bauged or frizzed hair is forbidden among the wom iu 01 nisuop maer s congregation of Cincinnati. From a single potato vine planted by David Brown, ot Pricetown, Pa., the product was 537 fine potatoes. In a Hungarian shanty In Fayette county, Pa., a birtn, a death and a mar riage occurred all at the same time. Sixtv ner csnt. of the cases of insanity occurring in France are, according to a physician ot that country, caused oytue use of absinthe. There are 6,000 telegraph offices in France. Last year the number of dis patches sent averaged thirty for every 100 inhabitants. There are in Philadelphia 431 churches; in New York city, 354, and in Brooklyn, 210. la no otner American city are there more than 200. One oleomargarine company of New York city has contracted with a New England tub manufacturer for 25,000 tubs to bo delivered within a year. Tho profits of tho Saratoga hotels have been greater this year than at any time since the war. me unitoa states, where the millionaires go, is said to have cleared $75,000. For forty-eight days a Lowhill (Pa.) hen was in a grain-stack, where she uati been accidentally covered up. When released she topple.) over in a fit, but soon recovered. After travel inr one hundred miles thiough the wood, and crossing several streams, a cat that had made the jour ney in a box escaped and found its way home in isritisu ujiumbia. L. O. Kimsey. ot Dallas. Texas, while walking through some brush was at tacked by an eagle. He killed it with .n ax he had with him. It measured six and a half feet from tip to tip of its wings. A butterfly, when apprehending dan- ge', never lights on a green tree or shrub, but flies into a clump of dead leaves, whire it so adjmts its wings on a twig as to lookextctlylikoashriveled leaf, and delies discovery by its Toe. A c'lild at Craneraville. Ind.. three years old, that has bad a supposed case of nuil citarrh for a year, developed a locust po 1 about an inch a id a quarter long in u s nose the other day, and is now cured. Sr.ns child had stuck It in lor fun. While making a call at a neighbor's. a youn lady of Madison, O'aio, said to a ca. that came into the room : " Why, pussy, I haven't seen your babies yet; are they pretty?'' The cat immediately went out, and returned with a kitten 111 her mouth, which she laid at the feet of her questioner. WhileJjhn E'tler. of Aldm, Iowa, was riding horseback he stw descend ing from the sky a ball of tire apparently about the size ot u Hour barrel. He was p iralvzoi with fright, and saw the globe strike the heal ot the aiiuial he rode, whin ha bicame unconscious. Upon coming ta Iih senses be found lhattlis horse was dead, the head of the anira il being scarred as if by a red-hot iron. Feeding on One's Self. When tho human body suffers from a la"k of food. P. practically feeds upon itself and ubsorbi its own substance as food. Every one knows that certain animnli normally exhibit UiW process of feeding upon themselves under certain conditions. The hump) ot tt:o camel or those of the Iniian cattle visibly de crease and many disappear together, if the animals are starved. A superfluous store of fat, in other words, is made use of under the exigency of lunger. Sj it is aiso witn the be .rs ana otner antmais which hibernate or sleep through the winter's cold. The baar, which in autumn retires to winter quarters in a well-favored condition, comes forth in spring lean and meager. His fats have been absorbed In his nutrition, and the succeeding summer will lay the founda tion of new stores of stable food to be utilized during the next winter. With man, we repeat, the phenomena of starvation are essentially similar. In the starving man the fats of the body are tho first substances to disappear. The fats lose weight to tho extent ot ninety three per cent. ; next in order the blood suffers; then the internal organs, such ns liver and spleen, suffer; the muscles, bones, and nervoui system be inz the last to lose weight. In due time. also, the heat of the body decreases to 1 annll Atl Avt.nf tli. nllimalali -Iduth 1m o such an extent that ultimately death in a cise of starvation is really a case of death froai loss of heat. When the temperature falls to about thirty degrees Fahrenheit, death ensues. This decrease arises from want of bodily fuel or food ; but the immediate cause of the fatal ending of such a case is decrease of tem per! lure. It is likewise a curious fact that the application of external warmth is even more effectual in reviving ani mals dying of starvation than a supply of food-. In exhausting diseases in man, in which the phenomena are strikingly like, und, indeed, tborougly analogous to thoso of starvation, tho same facts at q observed, (Jhamberni' Joitrnal. 1