. . ' i ' V .. t . . t . ft , .v.. . " '!IH.'- HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPEEANDUM. Two Dollars oer Annum. VOL. IX. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY; PA., THUKSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1879. NO. 35. My Lovers. I have four noble lovers. Young and giillnnt, blitbe and gny, And in all the land no maiden Hath a goodlier troupe than thoy! And nev cr prineess, guarded By hnig.ii 8 ol high degree, Knew sweeter, purer homage Than my lover, pay to me! One ol my noble lovers Is a self-poised, thoughtiul man, Gravely gay, serenely earnest, Strong to do, and bold to plan! And otitis sweet and sunny, Pure as crystal, true as steel, WitbT a soul responding ever When the truth makes high appeal! And another ol my lovers, Bright and debonair is he, Brave and ardent, strong and tender, And she flower ol courtesy! I.nst ol all, an eager student, Upon lofty aims intent! Manly iorce and gontle sweetnoss In his naturo rarely blont! But when ol noble lovers All alike aro dear and trno, And her hoart to chooso rcluses, Fray, what can a woman do T Ah, my sons! for this 1 bless ye, Even as I myselt am blest, That I know not which is dearest, That I care not which is blest! Julia Dorr. RANKIN BROTHERS. A KEMAUKAUI.E l'ASSAUE IN THE HIS TORY OF THE HUM. Harry Rankin was married. His elder brother nnd senior partner, George Rankin, now, for the first time, fully realized the fact. True, lie had that very mornin ; arrayed himself in un wonted finery, had cone to church in an uncommonly solemn frame of mind, and assisted at the wedding. He had even gone go far lvs t0 print a brotherly kiss upon the lips of the bride, as site and Harry set out on'thcir bridal tour. Still ho had not fully mast red the fact that Harry Rankin was married until now. lie poked his tiro into a blaze and planted his chair fairly in front of it, by way ol asserting ins sole occu pancy of the hearth. Around him were all the bachelors' traps that he ant' Harry h:ui accumulated during their long joint tenancy of the room, lie did not inventory tln-ni in his mind he did not sec tln'in, for he was looking at the lire still they were there, and lie knew thev were ihrre and fed- their influence. He felt that the room would never be n homo again nothing but a hermitage This is worse than having a tootl drawn. Bant he to litmseJt. it wns dull enough 'here with him, after ho got to prosing eternally about Eva, and both 'ling me with his ground plans for cottage houses. I thought I should h clad when it would all be over, and I should have heard the last of Eva nnd double parlors and winding stairs, but now that it is over ami 1 nave heard tin last of it, I don't seem to be very lively The old den will never be itself again. The firm of Rankin brother is dissolved so far as this place is concerned shall have to carry on this branch of tlx establishment alone. I suppose I shali fctuseti 10 it auer awinic, out jusi now feel like a fellow's left leg when tin surgeon carries oil the right one in sack. I ought to write three or four letters to night, but there's no use in my trying to do anything. If I do I won't accomplish as much as a bluebottle fly on a wooden god's nose. I shall have to resort to opium, or chloroform, or Joscpkus, or something, to get to sleep in this haunted chamber to-night." With these choerlul reflections and many others of the same sort, lie whiled away the evening until about nine o'clock, when the solitude became bo oppressive that lie sallied forth, stick in hand, and .walked by starlight until about eleven o'clock, after which ho turned in and slept soundly The interesting event mentioned in the above paragraphs did n""t prevent the - - i . -r i. - c t i . senior nii'iu ijt;i ui tue juuj uj inimui brothers from resuming his uniform routine of habits nnd duties the next morning. At precisely eight o'clock. his long-established breakfast hour, lie took las accustomed chair at the hotel table, and was supplied with his Im memorial breakfast of toast, coffee and medium boiled eggs The rustling ol a lady's dress called his attention from his breakfast to the opposito side of the table. There sat his brother's bride, "Why, Eva," said he, "you here? Did vou miss the boat? Where's Harry ?" "Sir!" said the lady, with u stare of unutterable astonishment. " How does it happen that you didn't gel oft'? You had ample time to reach the boat. Did the carriage break down n Hio wav to the landing.'1" said Mr Rankin, a little discomposed by the nniMzerl look of the lady, it is true, but Btill confident' that he was addressing his brother's wile. By this time the lady began to see the true state oi me case. " You mistake me for some other per crn 11 fln.M she. It was now Mr. Rankin's turn to be amazed. The lady before him bo ex nr-tlv rnsemhled his brother's bride in J- every line of her face and figure, every trick of countenance, lip and eye. that ? lio felt more disposed to doubt her sanity j? :i than her identity. There was the same .iirbt. lithe figure, the same smooth brown hair, the self-same hazel eye, the identical high, clear loreneau ana petite, w criivitiiplln lower face. " Can it be possible that I am mis taken? " said lie. " I took you for my brother's wife. The resemblance most extraordinary, and if there be any dissimilarity in your personal appear ance and here I cannot perceive it. 1 .i.in't believe I should ever learn to dis tinguish you. Your voice, even, is the vprv counterpart of hers." An old gentleman, who was seated by the young lauy, iieie vuua. up mo cuurcr ant-inn. " My daughter," said he, " has been , annoyed oy me unusual aegree oi atten tion she has received since she came here last evening. lier every move ment has been watched by several curi ous people. Probably the resemblance nuniA .markable resemblance could hardlv exist in the absence oi any family rela tionship. " The lady I referred to," said Mr, you speak oi nan ueceiveu outers as wen as yourself. May I inquire the maiden nftneiauy juu nueas oir oucn a Rankin, " was called Eva Noble until yesterday, when she was married to my brother. She is the only child of Judge Noble of this city. By the way," con tinued he, brightening up as a new thought struck him, " I have heard that Eva had a twin sister wno was lost in the woods here when a mere, babe, mst able to run about. That was long before I came here. The site of this city was then a wilderness for the most pars, xne Btory goes uiat wi n iams " strayed off into the forest, that search was made for her many days in vain, until her discovery, alive or dead was despaired of, and that no vestige or trace of her was ever found." " Did vou ever hear the first name of this lost child mentioned?" said the old gentleman. ' I may have heard it. but I have for gotten it if ever I did. " Here a lady boarder at tno same tabic, who had been an attentive listener to the whole conversation, cleared her throat and interposed. " The name oi tne lost cnua, saia she, " was Ella, I have heard Mrs. Noble and the judge speak of her many times. " Mv dear. " said the old gentleman to the young lady, " I'm afraid I shall have to give you up at last. " Then turning to Mr. Rankin, he said: " When this young lady was apparent ly about three years of age, she was found with a family of Indians in Cen tral New York, where I then resided. The Indians claimed to have found her in the woods, lost and nearly famished, many days Journey, as they said, to the westward. They professed to be will- nsr to give her ud to anv white person who would take lier and take care of her. They had plenty of children of their own, so they said, ana no oc- asion to steal other people's. Hav ing no children of our own, my wife and I were glad to adopt the littlo stran ger. When she was about twelve years old my wifo died, nnd since then she ind I have got along together as well is we could. Her clothing when she came to us was marked 'Ella N.' in several plnces. It was badly worn nnd soiled, but my wife carefully preserved t, thinking it mtgiit lead to lier identi fication. You have it with you, have you not, Ella?" i cs, sir, " said tne young lady, re treating to her room with evident emo tion. There were about a dozen people at the table, most of them regular board- rs and residents of the city. When the strange young lady made her appear ance among them, they Had all sup posed that she was Harry Kan kin s bride, nnd were on the qui vivo to ac count lor lier appearance tnereand then with a strange old gentleman. Of i urse thev were eager listeners to the ibove conversation, and of course the lews of the probable discovery of Judge Noble's long-lost daughter, and her marveious likeness to her supposed sis ter, traveled fast. The lady who had volunteered to give the first name of the lost child was at Judge Noble's house at the earliest possible moment, and the judge and his lady were at the hotel in less than nail an Hour from the time when Mr. Rankin sat down to break fast. The young lady's history, and her uarvelous likeness to their remaing daughter, would have satisfied them that she was their child, if the little garments in which she iiad been found had been not preserved. These Mrs. Noble instantly n cognized as her own handiwork; nnd her husband and the old strange gentleman smiled nnd ex changed glances when they "heard the mother apologizing to the daughter for tne coarseness oi ner miant wardrobe. You see, my daughter." said the f.ood lady, " tho country was new then. and the ways of the people very plain and primitive. There was but one store here, and that a very small affair no dressmakers, no milliners, no nothing. l our father was not rich. We kept no servants. I was a young mother with no experienc, and with a double por tion of work and care that is, you un derstand, you and your sister were twins. You and she could spoil more good clothes than any one woman could make and keep in order. That's why you happened to have on such coarse little things when you were lost." " This Western world has changed a good deal since that time," said the old gentleman, "ouch a loss and finding would bo simnlv impossible now. The newspapers would herald the child's disappearance, in all its known particu lars, from one end of tho land to the other. Now about these little clothes. My wife was greatly impressed with their original elegance, though they came to her hands badly sailed nnd tat tered, one was especially struck with the fact that each article was marked as it was." " The little one's clothing was marked with her nrst name in lull at my sugges tion." explained the judge. "You see. sir, the two children were so exactly alike mat nooody dud tneir mother could distinguish tnem and it is my belief that she was sometimes mistaken. So we had everything belonging to them marked witn tneir nrst names in lull, to avoid contusion. " "May I inquire." continued the.iudge. " the name of the gentlemm to whom we are so deeply indebted?" "I am Jonas Cummings, the origin' ator of the railroad which first brought your city into notice, as I am vain enough to believe. You and I have been occasional correspondents these many years, though we now meet for the nrst time." "And father," said the voung lad v. now for the first time taking an animated paj't in tho conversation, and blushing and stammering over her difficulty in calling a strange gentleman "father," "if you only knew how kind he has been to me, you wouldn't blame me. even now that I have found my true father and mother. He has SDoiled me with his indulgence, as you will find, I am- airaia. i win try to be a good daughter to you. and always call you ' father,' if you piease, sir. nut won't you let me continue to call him ' papa,' as I have done so many years?" " My daughter," said the judge, with emotion.. TI shall - value you in proportion to your gratitude and affeo tion for your benefactor. If he has spoiled you with indulgence, as you say he has and as I can easily believe from what I know of him. though Wfl nnw meet for the first time it is well that your 6ister was married and gone before you cjme, for it would be inconvenient to have two spoiled girls, two only daughters, in the same family. Besides, if your sister had not secured . rnmhand before you came I don't believe she or you ever could have got one. What man would be bold enough to mntn w to one of two girls that he couldn't tell apart t I don't see, for my part, bow be could possibly make up bis mind which lie wanted." Mr. Cummings and Mr. Rankin took dinner with Judge Noble and his lady and their newly-found daughter that day. Mr. Rankin had never been a vio lent admirer of the lady whom his brother had wooed nnd won nnd wed. He had regarded her as a very nice girl and a very suitable match for Harry. Further than that he had never commit ted himself in his own mind in her favor. Now that ho was seated by one whom he could not possibly have dis tinguished from her had she been thera and similarly dressed, he began to be sensible of charms which had quite escaped his attention before. In fine, he went away from that dinner party a smitten man. It was agreed that Mrs. Harry Rankin should not be informed of the discovery and return of her sister until she came back from her bridal tour, and her mother undertook to communicate this arrangement to every person who would be likely to correspond with her in the meantime. Mr. George Rankin was a very fre quent visitor at Judge Noble's house, where he was so cordially welcomed that he soon made bold to propose to Miss Ella. He was frankly accepted by the young lady, to the undisguised satisfaction of her parents. After some little demur on the part of the young lady and her mother, it was arranged that the wedding should come off before the return of Harry and his bride, which arrangements, was duly i . a I. .1 1 . r carrion out. j. oriuai tour was out oi the question as Mr. Rankin could not leave his business during his brother's , Tt 1. f L.J1. A 1 t ansence. no mi'i ma urine look a lur nished house, and proceeded to estab lish a home forthwith. When Harry and his bride returned, they were received by Judge Noble and his lady at their house. As soon as tho first rush of questions and answers be tween mother and daughter had sub sided, George and his bride appeared, and the latter was duly presented. Harry's astonishment at finding his brother married to a fac simile of his own wifo, though very great, was not to be compared to the amazement of his bride. She seemed to be confronted with her own image in a mirror. Ella, though fully prepared forthe interview, was also strangely impressed with this first sight of her sister. She seemed to see her own features on another face, and to hear her own voice from the lips of an other. To their husbands and parents the Jextraordinary likeness of the two ladies was astonishing and bewildering. but to the ladies themselves it was magi cal and almost uncanny. It was at first hard for either of them to regard her double otherwise than as an apparition. Harry was the nrst to speaK. "Oeorge, ' said lie, " I knew you trusted my taste more than your own, but 1 really did not expect you to duplicate my wife !" " It must it must be Ella!" said Eva, in a suppressed tone, such as one invol- utarilj adopts when overwhelmed with astonishment. Where where was she found?" - - - When the whole story had been duly told to the newly-arrived, the sisters went up to Eva s old room and there made such changes in their toilets as de stroyed their previous identity. They then presented themselves before their husbands, and required them each to take his own wife in to dinner and make no mistakes. Rankin & Brotherwere obliged to sur render at discretion and confess that they could not recognize their own wives. Since then the ladies have been care. ful to dress so differently that their husbands and the other members of their families should be able to distin guish them, but their wonderful like ness still causes perplexity in their large circle ot acquaintances. be. L.ouis illus trated Mtirazinc. A Wonderful Georgia Parrot. Some months ago, says a correspon dent of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat, 1 met a gentleman from Alabama who related the following parrot story, which I believe to be the best I ever heard : Dr., of Montgomery, Ala., owned a parrot during and after the war that was tho pride and wonder of all Montgomery county. The doctor, like all physicians, was frequently called out at night by some one's " halloo " at the front gate. Polly learned this, and one ntght when the doctor answered a shrill "halloo" by coming to the door and ask ing what was wanted, Polly answered from a buncn oi rose ousnes: "He I nil ha! I fool the doctor that time; hi! he ha!" Polly received a sound thrashing for this trick and was Quite sullen for a week or so, when one dark, rainy night the doctor woke up to hear some one at the gate repeating his "halloo" fre quently. Going to the door he asked wno was tnere. a rom tne top oi a tan Lombardv poplar the parrot screamed out in fiendish glee: "Ha! ha! ha! You can't catch Polly this time! You can't! you can't ! ! you can't ! ! ! " All the doe- tor's persuasive arts were called into re quisition to get the narrot down from her high perch, but she cor Id not be de ceived, coaxed or flattered into doing as he commanded or entreat t d her. She resolutely kept her perch all night in the rain, and waited until 1 c started off next morning on his daily leund before she ventured down. Tho doctor had a little boy aged about two years, for whom the parrot formed a strong attachment. Warren was the child's name, and by-and-bye he fell sick. The parrot moped around and appeared to be quite melancholy. At times, when the child was left alone for a few moments, Polly would hop up on the edge of the cradle, and, spreading out her wings, she would vibrate them like fans, and ask as she had heard the nurse ask: "Poor babv iiany want water? Baby sick? Baby hungry? Poor babyP Polly's so-o-o sorry." Finally the child died, and the par rot slunk awav for the two days preced ing the funeral, and was neither seen nor heard. On returning from the cemetery, the family met it, waddling along the middle of the road, repeating to herself in the tenderest and most mournful manner : "Where's little War ren? Poor baby! Baby sick? Baby sn-n-n aorrv ." She was picked up and taken back home. but. never snoke another word Un til the day of her death, when she cried out, " Hawks, hawks," and the npxt minute was whisked away in the talans of a monstrous chicken-hawk that had been watching for an oppor tunity to carry her on for several nours Snuiv.alv'li tha warm breath of summer diedawaywhen ooughs and oolds, those avant couriers of dangerous cum, selves. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup always cures them, and most quickly too. HORACE GREELEY. Two IVevr and Good Stories of the tireat Journallnt. The New York correspondent of the Indianapolis (Ind.) Journal writes: Narrating something of my conversation with Mr. Reid reminds mo of an inter- sting talk I had the other day with Professor V. B. Denslow, of Chloago, concerning Mr. Reid's great predecessor. Professor Denslow was the chief editorial writer on the Chicago Tribune when I first met him, ten years ago, and won derful spirited, bright and attractive ar ticles did he contribute. He had been for two vears previous financial editorial writer of the New York JVifeune, but the offer of a higher salary had transferred his brilliant pen to us namesake on tne lake. In 1873 lie left it on account of ill health, which resulted in a distressing insomnia, and no lias since done little newspaper work except to write the series of long exhaustive and scholarly articles on " Modern Thinkers," now running in the Chicago Times. I well remember wnen I lirst met Mr. Greeley." said Denslow. "I was just twenty-one and had recently been admitted to the JNew lork Dar. 1 was at the residence of one of my first clients, Mr. Partridge, publisncr, wnen Greeley called. When I went into tho room with his hands under his coat tails, look ing nt some pictures. 'Mr. Greeley,' said Partridge, ' this is Mr. Denslow, a voung attorney.' ureeiey uttered a short grunt of recognition, but did not even look around. I, embarrassed, shrunk away to one corner of the room and took a chair. He went on around the room, looking at pictures and what not, nnd in about live minutes when his t ack was turned on me and I thought he had for gotten me, he suddenly, without looking at me said : ' Hem 1 So you're an attor ney, are you?' I confessed it. 'I hate lawyers,' he exclaimed emphatically. l hate lawyers; they do more mischief than their heads are worth !' " ' I suppose they are a necessary evil. I suggested, deprecatingly. Wholly unnecessaryr lie insisted I suppose you will acknowledge.' I said, 'that they promote good order and remove impediments to good govern ment?' Just the contrary! just the con trary !' he squeaked, in his old falsetto ; they cause disorder, and they are the chief obstacle to good government!' " I thought the man was crazy. ' Per haps you will tell me,' I suggested, ' how debts would be collected without law yers.' "Don't want 'em collected! don't want 'em collected !' he squeaked; 'if A lets B have his property without pay ment, I don't see why C, D, E, F and all the rest of the alphabet should be called on as police to get it back! wo debt should be collected by law. It's mon strous! Let a man trust another man at his own risk. Even a gambler pays his debts that hp.isn't legally obliged to pay, and calls them debts of honor; but men will nut their uroDertv out of their nonets to prevent tfee'legal collection of their grocery bills. Abolish all laws for the collection of debt, and that would abolish most of you lawyers good rid dance!' " It seemed impossible to talk with a man witli sucn eccentric notions." And this story of Professor Denslow's reminds me of the method by which Seilheimer got on the Tribune ten years ago. " 1 Drougut a letter irom my uncle. Thad Stevens," said Seilheimer, " and up to Greeley s cubby-holo I went. There ne sab wiui ins cnair iiireii lorwara, writing away rapidly, with the paper close to his nose. The boy thrust mus tard between his nose and the paper but he knocked it awav without looking ud. I waited and waited until I had been there an hour. Greeley never looked at apybody aim rareiy spoke, w uen I oung want ed him to sign anything he brought it nnd thrust it unceremoniously between his nose and the mnnuscript, nnd held it there till Greeley signed it. At last I thought I would try that with Stevens' letter to him. which lav on the desk un opened. I opened it, and slowly slid it along en the desk from the right, the signature uppermost. He took no notice cautiously pushed it a little further. Scratch, scratch, scratch he was obliv ious. I timidly advanced the document till its edge overlapped his writing, but when he came across the paper the next time he pushed it away an inch or two with his pen and kept on. Emboldened now, I waited a moment; then, when he reached for ink, I deliberately pushed tue letter uu it covered up his manu script. He looked down, saw the signa ture, and gently pushed it off again, merely saying in a high, shrill voice, How's J. nadi" I told him, and that had brought him the letter lor him to read, but he was again absorbed, and could not induce him to again permit his voice to fall on the auditory nerve or my iiuuf;c uii uis leuun. AiLer wailing another halt hour. 1 withdrew. " i oung gave me a place and I went to work. Mr. Greeley never came to the office on Saturdays, but remained at Chappnqua. One Saturday I was sur prised to see him come inand go to work. Presently he came out and looked around surprised. Where's loungP' he asked Where's Winterr Where's Sam? fWilkinson). I saw that tho old man was puzzled and had mistaken the day Saturday ?' he bsked with a start. I think it is.' I answered, as if doubtful. The revelation irritated Mr. Greeley, for ne thundered out, as nearly as his curi ous voice could be said to imitate thun der, 'Oh, you think it is, do you? you think it is? And who the are you?'" I have omitted the theological term which Mr. Greeley introduced to render ma exact meaning piam. An Interesting Enterprise. A number of prominent citizens of New xork, have formed a company, with a capital stock of $2,000,000. for a conservatory and zoological garden in that city. They have purchased a tract of land bounded by tho Harlem river, St. Nicholas avenue, One hundred and fifty-fifth and One hundred and fifty, ninth streets. There are three plateaus upon the land of which the highest point is nearly 155 feet above Eighth avenue. The land has been purchased for $400,000, and surveys have been made by an Austrian engineer and land scape artist at an expense of $10,000. The plans have been prepared by Wm. Mertanez, who laid out the zoological garden in Philadelphia and other simi lar places of resort. Arrangements have been made to set at work about 500 la borers who are to be engaged in form ing the topography of the ground to the contemplated buildings. The proposed building will be among the largest and most elegant in the country. Awful Scenes at a Railroad Wreck. Tli a pnnAnoinr nf t.hn Wacner slecuing cars attached to the express train, which collided with a freight train, a ; Jackson, Mich., gives the following account of the terrible disaster by which hfteen persons were crushed to death in a twinkling: Mv train was made uo of three Wag ner sleepers, the St.Nicholas.Fort Wayne and Uxter, with lorty passengers. v e did not get away from Detroit until about 10:30 o'clock, being fifty minutes - . .IT 1 ' I . 1 . J opuinu time, w e ran line iue uemn all of forty-five miles an hour to make up, until pulling into Jackson yard, when we slacked up to twenty-five miles. I was in the rear coach, the Dexter, that is shackled at Detroit for Grand Rapids, kind of drowsing, when I felt a slight shock as though the engine had revers ed. Many a time I have felt a hard r jar from common causes, but I noticed the train came to a stand very quickly, and I stepped out to see what was the trouble. There was a brakeman hurry ing past with a light, and he said in an swer to my halloo of " what is the mat ter P" that the train was smashed up. I jumped off and ran ahead and saw the terrible sight. Engines lay side by side, up against the banks, the boilers together as you jvould lay your fingers. Both cabs were off, and I noticed that one steam-lwx was stripped, the steam es caping from the vent with a shrill roar. Baggage and smoking cars were shoved together a little, but not much, while the two next cars were completely telescop- 1 T . 1 lfl- 21. . 1. i never saw anyiuiuK use n, iucj being jnmmed through each other. It was horrible beyond any words of de scription or imagination. The first car 11 -ll . .1 l-i. t Jl .1..!. was wen nueu wuu emigrant, uuu uyn f roans, cries and shrieks made me sick. did not stay long, as I had my own cars to look after and could give no assistance there. It was right m the village, occu pied by road employees, and more than a thousand people seemed to be helping. The engineer of our train was "Mat" Gilbert, and the nreman omitu. i did not know the latter's first name. Both men were killed outright. Gilbert had both legs cut off and bowels torn out. I c m't bear to think of it as I saw him lying with his hot life s blood shining in the glare of the many flaring lamps. Smith was cut and torn beyond recogni tion. I went back and found many of my passengers fiot even awakened, and they were a good drai vexed nt Deing hastily aroused. 1 threw-out oeoding. towels and mattresses as fast as could be done with the help of the porters. From the little looking around I saw there was a siding right there, with a ireignt train on it. Our wrecked cars lay upon them, and after awhile the freights werecleared and our cars shifted. Mr. William B. Clano. who. with lis wife, occupied a middle berth inthefirit sleeper, was first apprised of the disas ter by being violently thrown from his eoucli upon the floor. Mr. Ulapp said: I gathered myself into a standing posture as soon as possible, but was unable for live minutes or so to make an exit from the car, owing to the confusion. Upon reaching the platform the scene revealed was a sickening one. The lady inmates of the sleeper?, who had scrambled from their couches, and hp.d the horrible spec tacle and its enormity suddenly revealed to their vision, alternated their sobs with prayers to be removed from the ghastly sight. The first of the victims to whom my attention fvas directed was a flaxen- liatred little girl ot perhaps nve years. Tho right side of her face had been cut away as if severed by some sharp instru ment, while the child s limns were tightly wedged in the debris. A short distance away was a mass of six human beings, jammed and disfigured almost beyond recognition, with arms and limbs in their nakedness protruding in the last quivers of death. Still a little further along were the bodies of the fireman and engineer of the express train, under a mountain of splintered wood and warp ed iron. " For the sake of a mother, save tho child!" came the husky voice of a young woman as she drew the atten tion of a group of lookers-on to n little boy wedged in among tho wreck a few yards off, who cried piteously to be liber ated, while its mangled head and shoul ders swayed in its struggle for life. Of course, such scenes as these unfitted the stoutest heart for the work needed. As morning wore on, however, tho passen gers, tho railrond hands and those at tracted to tho scene, entered upon the work of extricating the unfortunate ones. The ordeal was one I hope never to pass through again. Tools Great Men Work With. It is not tools that make the work man, but the trained skill and perse verance of the man himself. Indeed, it is proverbial that the bad workman never vet had a good tool. Some one asked Opie by what wonderful process lie mixed his colors. " I mix them with my brains, sir," was his reply. It is the same with every workman who would excel. Ferguson made marvel ous things such as his wooden clock, that accurately measured the hours by means of a common penknife, a tool in everybody's hand; but tnen everybody is not a Ferguson. A pan of water and two thermometers were the tools by which Dr. Black discovered latent heat ; and a prism, a lens and sheet of paste board enabled Newton to unfo'.d the composition of light and origin ot color. An eminent foreign savant once called upon Dr. Woollaston, and requested to be shown over his laboratories, in which science has been enriched by so many important discoveries, when the doctor took him in a study, and pointing to an old tea tray, containing a few watch glasses, test-oapers. a small balance and a blow-pipe, said: "There is all the laboratory I have." Stothard learned the art oi combining colors by closely studying butterflies' wings ; he would often say that no one knew rrhat he owed to these tiny insects. A blunt stick and a barn-door serve! Wilkie in lieu of pencil and canvas. Bewick first practiced drawing on the cottage walls of his native village.which he covered with bis sketches in chalk. and Benjamin West made bis first brushes out of the cat s tail. Ferguson laid himself down in the neids at nignt in a blanket, and made a map of the heavenly bodies, by means ot a thread witn small beads on It, stretched between his eyes and the stars. Franklin first robbed the thunder cloud of its lightning by meant of a kite made with two cross-sucks ana a silk hand' kerchief. Watt made his first model of the con densing steam-engine out of an old an atomist's syringe, used to inject the ar teries previous to dissectidn. Guilford worked his first problem in mathematics when a cobbler's apprentice, upon small scraps of leather, which he beat smooth for the purpose, while Rittenhouse, the astronomer, first calculated eclipses on his plow-handle. TIMELY TOPICS. The towing of vessels on canals by means of locomotives has recently been j successfully tried in France. A railroad is laid on the tow-path, near the side of the canal, on which are run small loco motives of four or more tons, according to the weight to be pulled. One man mnnnges the locomotive. Vessels are thuB drawn at a speed of two miles or more an hour about twice the mean rate of a horse upon the tow-path. Tho locomotive has drawn an empty vessel six miles an hour, but such speed in jures the banks of the canal. The speed of carrier pigeons appears to depend as much on the clearness of their sight as on the strength of their wings. The London Spectator relates that in an experiment recently made with some Berlin pigeons, on a clear day, a distance of over 300 miles, from Cologne to Berlin, was accomplished in five hours and a half, er at the rate of sixty miles an hour ; while the most ex pedition of a group let loose tho next day a day not of the same kind took twelve hours to reach Berlin. Hence it would appear that in the latter case a good deal of the pigeons' time was taken up in exploring the country for land marks, as was some of Mr. Forbes' in his ride from Ulundi with news of Lord Chelmsford's victory. It is not instinct but sight by which the carrier pigeon guides its flight. Calistoga is a famous mineral spring resort, sixty-eight miles from San Fran cisco. It was intended to be the Sara toga of the Pacific coast, the name being an abbreviated combination of California and Saratoga. The waters are princi pally sulphur, iron, soda and magnesia. Some of them will boil an egg in two minutes. Over one is built a pretty sum mer house . It is called the chicken soup spring. Here the guests resort, after a bath, with pepper, salt and crackers, and if you are very liungry and of an imagin ative turn of mind, you may, perhaps, bo induced to believe that nature hits indeed prepared in her subterranean kitchen this delicate decoction for lier visitors. After people have been in California awhile they learn not to be surprised at anything that comes from the heavens above or the earth benath. The colony of New Zealand has a very extraordinary prime minister in the per son ot hir tieorge tirey. This gentle man was twice governor of the Cape, and then appointed to the goverment of New Zealand. When his tenure of the latter office expired he elected to remain in the colony, and took up his abode in a remote locality, an island, where he lived almost exclusively among the Maories, with whom he cultivated the most intimate relations nnd domestic ties. He has now been for some time governor, but of late serious dissensions, assuming the character of violent per sonal antagonisms, have arisen in the cabinet, and the retirement of the premier is expected, tsir tieorge is a man of force and ability, but decidedly eccentric, both in character and habits. New Zealand, whose area is estimated at 122,000 square miles about that of the British islands is divided into eight provinces, each of which is gov erned much after the fashion of one of our States, while the general govern ment consists of a cabinet of five officers. In ore of the suburbs of London, the other day, a medical district officer called in to see the children of a man named Bailey sick with an eruptive dis- le, declared that they had small-pox d ordered the whole family to go into hospital. When they had been there a fortnight they were discharged with the consolatory assurance uiat the doctor's diagnosis was erroneous, that they never as a matter of fact had small-pox, and that what the children had caught was chicken-pox, nn innocuous form of in- iiiiiuu uiseae. inus inu wnoie iamiiy had been exposed for a lengthened time to the contagion of a most mortal and loathsome malady; the bread-winner lost liis situation and two weeks' pay. and the local authorises, by way of compensation, magnanimously offered the sum of five shillings in monev. two shillings worth of groceries and four loaves of bread. A family is broken up, tt house disinfected at considerable cost, and no end of mischief done because an incompetent health officer could not dis tinguish between variola and varicella. The moral is obvious. Tho Slave of Drink. I need not dwell any longer upon the moraiity-sapninz enects ot particular diseases, but 6hall simply call to mind tne proiound- deterioration or morni sense and will which is produced by the long-continued and excessive use ot ar conoi and opium, mere is nowhere a more miserable specimen of degradation of moral feeling and of impotence of will than tho debauchee who has made himself the abject slave of either of these pernicious excesses, insensible to the interests of his family, to his personal responsibilities, to the obligations of duty, he is utterly untruthful and un- uusiworiy. acu in we worst eiiu mere is not a meanness of pretense or conduct that he will not descend to, not a lie he will not tell, in order to gain the means to gratify his over-ruling craving. It is not merely that passion is strengthened and will weakened by an indulgence as a moral effect, but the alcohol or opium which is absorbed into his blood is car ried by it to the brain and acts injuri ously upon its tissues; the chemist will, indeed, extract alcohol from the besot ted brain of the worst drunkard, as he will detect morphia in the secretions oi a person who is taking large doses of morphia. Seldom, therefore, is it of the least use to preach reformation to these people until .they have been restrained forcibly from their besetting indulgence for a long enough period to allow the brain to get rid of the poison and its tis sues to regain a healthier tone, loo often it is of little use then : the tissues have been damaged beyond tne possi bility of complete restoration. More over, observation has shown that the' drink-craving is oftentimes hereditary, so that a taste for the poison is ingrain ed In the tissues, and is quickly kindled by gratification into uncontioleable de sire. Fortnightly Review. A hog scraping machine which has just been tested in Chicago worked very satisfactorily. A hog was killed, placed in the machine, and almost in an instant came out with only a few odd hairs on bis bead and legs. Seven hogs were passed through the machine, and each one came out as hairless as could be de sired.' With a few of improvements. the machine is expected to finish off 0,000 bogs in ten hours. ITEMS OF INTEREST. Euery man has his prejudices and every woman her bias. Mince pie for 1880 will be composed of the usual fourteen ingredients. A bunch of choice ostrich feathers was recently sold for $337 a pound. An old dealer says business is just now moving in tho furniture line. Picayune. . The small bov who got slightly scalded was only a son-burnt. Afctti York News. Chicago kills six hogs for every min-. ute of every hour of every day in the year. The Sultan of Turkey spends $10,000,- 000 yearly upon himself and his 800 wives. There is one consolation in being broke. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. A lame farmer was asked if he had a corn on his toe. " No." he said, " but I've got lots on the car." If Edison can render sound availablo in so many ways, why doesn't he utilize the howling wilderness? Saturday Night. Major Thornburgh, who was killed by the Ute Indians, wtis one of tho best rifle shots and horsemen in the United States Army. " So ends my tail," as the beo said to the boy, at the same time giving him a practical illustration of how' he con ducted business. Pennsylvania has eighty incorporated county agricultural societies, thirty-one of which have representation in its State Board of Agriculture. The difference between the man who girdles a tree and the one who entraps Bruin in its branches is this : One bares a tree and the other trees a bear. Bos ton Transcript. Becauso a newly-married couple sit upon opposite ends oi the sofa and throw sheep's eyes at each other in silence, it is no sign of fear or bashfulness. They are simply unspeakably happy. Water loo Observer. Switzerland has been visited this year by ;i,400,000 strangers, a number which exceeds by several thousands the average of the last four years. Of this total one-fifth are said to be English, Germans and Austrians; five-tenths Russians, one-twentieth French and Danes, three-twentieths Americans, and other nationalities one. tenth. Forests and Meteorology. An important paper in Polybiblion on this subject gives the result of observa tions made during the last six years under trees and not far from the edge of a forest, and also in the plain and far from all trees. 1. Forests increase tho quantity of meteoric waters which fall on the ground, and thus favor the growth of Borings and of underground waters. 2. In a forest region the ground leceives as much and more water under cover of the trees than the uncovered ground of regions with littlo or no wood. 3. Tho cover of the trees of a forest diminishes to a large degree the evaporation of the water received by the ground, and thus contributes to the maintenance of the moisture of the latter and to the regularity of the flow of water sources. 4. The temperature in a forest is much less unequal than in the open, although, on the whole, it may be a little lower ; but the minima are there constantly higher, and the maxima lower than in regions not covered with wood. These observations have been made in the neighborhood of Nancy, and by the pupils of the school of Forestry of of that city, under the direction of M. Matmeu, sub-director ot the scnooi. On the other hand, Mr. Fautrat, when sub-inspector of forests at Senlis, made during four years, but on a different method, observations on forestial meteo rology which fully and completely corro borate in certain respects those of Mr. Mathieu. The laws which seem to fol low from the figures given by M. Fau tral. as well as an inspection of the curves which graphically represents them, are as follows : I. It rains more abundantly, under identical circumstan ces, over forests than over non-wooded ground, and most abundantly over for ests with trees in a green condition. 2. The degree of saturation of the air by moisture is greater above forests than over non wooded ground, and much greater over masses of Pinus sylvestris than over masses of leaved species. 3. The leafage and branches of leafed trees intercept one-third, and those of resin ous trees the half of the rain water, which afterward returns to the atmos phere by evaporation. On the other hand, these same leaves and branches restrain the evaporation of the water which reaches the ground, and that evaporation is nearly four times less under a mass of leafed forest than in the open, and two and one-third times only under a mass of pines. 4. The laws of the change of temperature out of and under wood are similar to those which result from the observations of M. Ma thieu. The general conclusion seem to be that forests regulate the function of water, and exercise on the temperature. as on the atmosphere, an effect of " pon- deration" and equilibrium. Xowo Times. Words of Wisdom. Feeling is no criterion of right or wrong. Adversity is the balance to weigh menus. To him that lives well every form of life is good. We must not look around on the uni verse witli awe, and on man with scorn. Love, like firo, cannot subsist without continual movement ;. so soon as it ceases to hope and fear it ceases to exist. Love and enmity, aversation and fear, are notable whetters and quickners of the spirit of life in all animals. No man is called on to lose his own balance for the advancement of the world in any particular direction. Logic helps us to strip off the outward disguise of things, and to behold and judge of them in their own nature. The law of food is, that man should eat what is good for him, at such times and in such quantities as nature re quires. An act by which we make one friend and one enemy is a losing game, because revenge is a much stronger principle than gratitude. The sweetest music 1b not in the ora torio, but in the human voice, when it speaks from its instant life tones of ten derness, truth and courage. Have the courage to show your re spect for honesty, in whatever guise it appears, or your contempt for dishonest duplicity, by whomsoever exhibited.