THE IlOX WHO WORKS. How a. Burlington l,nl ppent a Pay tutting Urnss. The grass needed cutting Very bndly, and in the interest of economy, Mrs. Middlerib told lier son be might btny at borne j-esk'rdny morning and cnt the gruss iu the front ynrd. Anything suited that young student better thau school, and be received the announcement that he was detailed for fatigue with great glee. Once only it occurred to him that it would be the proper thing to be very sad aim dejected at the very prospect of locing a half day of study, and he Baid : "But I hate dreadfully to miss all this morning's lessons. " His mother, glancing at the expression of intense concern which covered his fnce, paid that she didn't think of that, and perhnps lie bad better go to school und cut the grass after school hours. Tho alacrity with which the young man moved to table the motion cut off all further debate, and tho original mo tion to stay at home prevailed. Now it was Master Middlerib's inten tion to cut that grass in about thirty minutes and have the rest of the morn ing to himself. As soon as his father was out of the house, therefor", he be gan operations. In the first place he hunted up the sickle. This was a task of about an hour and a half. During t lie search for that agricultural imple ment he found a steel trap, three tops, n hatful of marblos, an old gun lock, a baseball, his father's pocketknife, a ball of kite string, an assortment of fishing liues and hooks, a funny stone, a brass pistol barrel, his Sunday hat (on top of the woodshed), an odd skate, the carv ing knife, a pair of scissors and a Sunday schoubook. All these discoveries, with the exception of the last, required a great deal of attention and care after the articles were found, and by the time he had them all bestowed where he could readily find them when they were want ed it was nearly ten o'clock, and he re membered that he had taken the sickle down town to get sharpened, and could not for the life of him remember what shop he took it to. This necessitated a journey to the neighbor's and the bor rowing of a sickle. Then he was at last readv for work and, incited to activity by the warning voice of his mother, Master Middlerib sought the shadest corner of the front yard and, seating himself in the easiest attitude, began op erations. , As he poised the sickle for the first stroke, however, he noticed that it was not sharp. Returning to the woodshed he instituted an elaborate search for the whetstone. He found everything he ever heard of in his life except a whet stone, and returned to his task with a fire-brick, a piece of sandstone, a three cornered file and a horse-rasp. He tried all of these in succession, and soon had the sickle in the condition of n circular saw turned wron aside out. Finally the appearance of the sickle, assisted by the voice of his mother, and tho fact that the sun was so high there wasn't a shady place left in the front yard, warned him it was high time to begin. With bitter thoughts of the good time he had expected to be hav ing by this time, and mourning over the sad fate of a boy who had to work every minute he was out of school, he raised the sickle high in the air and made a vigorous sweep at the tnng!ed grass. The blade flew off the handle and went whizzing out into the grass. This necessitated another search, which Mas ter Middlerib pursued like a pointer dog, groping about on his hands and knees. When he found the blade he fixed it in the handle, and then went into the kitchen to get a piece of string to tie tliem together. "Have you got all that yard cut ?" in quired his mother. " Not quite, "replied the truthful son. Then he went baek and resumed op erations. Ho cut the grass a short time iu the orthodox manner. Then he got down on his knees and one hand, until ho ran the point of the sickle into his supporting hand. Then he caught hold of tufts of grass with his hand, and used the sickle liko a scalping knife, uutil ho cut two of his fingers. Then ho went into the house to get his various wounds bandaged and to see if it wasn't nearly twelve o'clock. And when he went back to his work he had barely time to cut his knee when the dinner bell rang, and a happier boy you never saw. His injuries kept him a'wny from school that afternoon, and the keen eye of envy itself couldn't detect the spot in the front yard whore he had cut the grass. liurlinfton Hawkey e. A ('oat Lined with Money.. A war correspondent writes : "Comedy goes side by side with tragedy here as everywhere, and even at a time like this men can laugh. A resident, who has come down from Eski Saghra, is in a condition of much perplexity about the means to be adopted for the recovery of a stolen coat. Anticipating evil times in the Eski Saghra, the resident had sewn up his money in the lining of his heaviest fur overcoat, and with this held himself ready to leave llie town at any moment. Somehow when the dreaded time arrived he missed the coat, and had to come down here without it. Walking about the streets of Adrianople, he descried this very coat upon the shoulders of a big Circassian, with whom ho entered into humble parley for its recovery, professing to have taken a great fancy for it. . While he pretended to examine and admire the fur he ascer tained by touoh that his money remain ed undisturbed. The Circassian de clined to sell, and the man then put in a claim as owner of the coat, and succeed ed in bringing the 0 rcassain before, the governor of the town. The governor declined to consider the resident's claim proved, and that hapless man is now fol lowing the Circassian like a second shadow, beseeching him, with perpetual iteration, to strike a bargain. It rests on Rochefoucalud's authority that a man can always enjoy the misfortunes of his friends, and the friends of this especial man seem to find some consolation for their own sorrows in watching and laughing at the countless ruses and maneuvres with which his ingenuity inspires the hunter of the eoat." In the Jaws of an Alligator. At Lake Charles, in the parish of Cal casieu, La., a few days since, a most ex citing scene was witnessed by a number of people on the shore, tionie lads, among whom was a boy named William Haskell, were in bathing, when the attention of all was attracted to the cries of the latter, aud an alligator was seen swimming in the direction of him. The little boy not perceiving the approach of the saurian, dived, and just as he reached the surface thefopen jaws received him. The alligator drove his teeth almost through the boy's skull, making several wounds in the scalp three inches in length . The boy's comrade rushed into the water and began a loud outcry, when the alligator let go his hold and disap peared. The , little fellow, although seriously injured, will probably live. Fall Fashions. - The reproduction of old modes is ob served. Mosaics patterns in rich goods are in troduced. Bough knottings on fabrics is a novel design. The intermixtures of dark and light grays are effective. various shades of bronzes are produced in fall goods. Brilliant threads running over dark grounds is a new design. Plush-like intermixtures have an ex ceedingly fine appearance. Rough unfaced Roods gives promise of being generally worn. . Mixtures of silk aud wool, and also pure silk fabrics have knotted loopiugs. The prevalence for close fitting cos tumes is carried to excess; this style looks well on slender forms. Worth's "stalactite" cloth in white and pale shades is quite new in charac ter; it is thin and semi-transparent. Cashmere serges and mohairs still de mand the attention of the fashionables, and are made np a la mode. Fashion admits of a large variety of garnitures this season, and a profusion of trimmings will bo the rule. , The clair de lune beads are very "stunning;" their presence somewhat dazzles, and hence, unless carefully used, will give a "loud " effect. Steel, jet, amber and English garnet beads will figure somewhat largely this and next season in the world of dress. Their tone is that of festivity. The fashion of buttons is very beauti ful, and their finish artistic. The variety is large, including French horn, pearl, ivory, crochet, and faucet-cut buttons; also, clair de lune metal buttons. Shaws will be quite generally worn during the fall season. The modes are various, including all sorts of qualities, from the costly elegant India Bhawl to the "Chuddnh" house wrap, so com fortable and yet bo stylish in the drawing-room. In millinery the ruling fabrics are plush aud satin. Of course velvet will be used, as this chapeau cloth never be comes passe, but nevertheless plush will this season take the lead. Foliage and plumes figure largely, aud all sorts of cunning ornaments will be used in mode chapeaux. The shapes of hats and bonnets differ rather artistically from former modes. The brims are narrow, aud the crowns both high and low. The coronet front appears, and will no doubt be accepted by the beau monde. Long ribbon pendants at the back are favored. Gilt edged hats are introduced, and clair de lune garniture is affected. Lace bonnet strings and scarfs are going out of favor, narrow silk and satin ribbons taking their place. These may be tied in a small bow at the left side. Pure white linen collars and cuffs will be worn in street and house coHtumes ; the cuffs wider, and in some instances turned back all around. Belts will be worn with street cos tumes during the fall. A Useful Wife. We had been out to the graveyard to bury Mrs. Pidgeon, and we were riding home in the carriage with the bereaved widower. While he sopped his eyes with his handkerchief he told us about her : "In one respect I never saw h?r equal. She was a manager. I've knowed that woman that's lying out there in the tomb to take an old pair of my trousers and cut them up for the boys. She'd make a splendid suit of clothes for both of them out of them old pants, and a cap for Johnny, and have some left over for a rag-carpet, besides making hamlker chiefs out of the pockets, and a bustle for herself out of the other linings. Give her any old garment and it was as good as a gold mine. Why, she'd take a worn-out sock and make a good over coat out of it, I believe. She had a turn for that kind of economy. There's one of my shirts that I bought in 1847 still going about making itself useful as win der curtains and plenty of other things. Only last July our gridiron give out, and she took it apart, and in two hours it was rigged on the side of the house as a splendid lightning-rod, all except what she had made into a poker and an ice pick. Ingenious? Why she kept our family iu buttons and whistles out of the ham-bones she saved, and she made fif teen pricely cJucken coops from her old hoop skirts, and a pig pen out of her used up corset bones. She never wasted a solitary thing. Let a cat die around our house, anil the first thing you knew Mary Jane'd have a muff and a set of furs, and I'd begin to find mince pies on the dinner table. She'd stuff a feather bed with the feathers that she'd got off of one little bit of a rooster, and she'd even utilize the roaches in the kitchen so's they'd run the chum had a machine she invented for the purpose. I've seen her cook potato parings so's you'd think they were canvas-back duck, and she had a way of doctoring up shavings so that the pig'd eat 'em and grow fat on 'em. I believe that woman could a built a four-story hotel if you'd a given her a single pine board ; or a steamboat out of a wash biler ; and the very last thing she said to me was to bury her in the garden so's she'd be useful down below there, helping to shove up the cabbages. I'll never see her like again." I don't believe he will either. Phila delphia Bulletin. A Crazy Engineer's Freak. Last Wednesday night, Bays the Ni agara Falls Gazette, the Great Western railway yard authorities at Clifton were surprised to see Larry Callan, an engi neer on the line, draw out of the round house, and instead of coupling on the steamboat express, which he was to draw to Windsor, started off with his locomo tive for St. Catharines. The engineer had been waiting quietly in the round house and his fireman had gone to sleep. He did not move down the yard for his train when he was due, and a messenger was sent for him. After being called he started for the switch, but instead of re turning for his train he pulled the throt tle wider open and started off for St. Catharines. The fireman, who, by this time was thoroughly awakened, ventur ed to suggest that they return for the train, and in answer got' a short disquisi tion on the relative positions of an engi neer and fireman that was more noted for its emphasis than its coherency. At Thorold the fireman got off and the engi neer went on to St. Catharines. At this point he reported for orders, and in obedience to a telegram from Clifton re turned to the grade, when his steam gave out, and he remained until another engine and crew took him in charge, and opened the track for the steamboat ex press. The next day the engineer ap peared as usual, but professed an utter ignorance of the transactions of the pre vious night, neither did he seem to un derstand what had been the matter with his mental organs. As a matter of course he has beeif discharged from the road. Seven pooplb were blown to pieces by the explosion of a fire-works manufac tory at Hamburg. SHERIDAN AT SEDAN. Graphic Description of a Cavalry Charge. A correspondent sends the following to the London Athenwutn : In : tho Atwncrum I read a lengthy review of Colonel Denisou's " History of Cavalry," and must say I was greatly interested more particularly with that portion Where Lieutenant General Sheridan is mentioned having described the defeat of a cavalrv regiment at Sedan. L at once wrote to Sheridan on the subject. After calling his attention to the book fa Pcopy of which I regret I havo not yet seen), and to your lengthy criticism, I continued: " I should like to know if you have been correctly quoted iu this matter. If so, will you please to inform me as to the place of the charge; also, how it was that a line of skirmishers could resist in facty destroy a regi ment of Hussars f Were you in a posi tion where you could see that which is related as coining from your lips, or was iti told yon by some officer who wns on the skirmish line ? f I should like very much to receive from you your reoolleo tions of this affair. I am afraid Colonel Denison has been im posed ipon ; and it will require your own statement to dispossess me of that be lief. I write you in the interests of the service, here and abroad, and have the honor, etc." In a very few days I received a letter rroni the lieutenant general as follows fry a, " Headquarters " Military Division of the Missouri, " Chicago, June 23, 1877, "Mr Dear Captain Yours of the sixteenth inst. is just at hand. Lieu tenant Colonel Denison's statement, as quoted by you in reference to the charge of the French cavalry at Sedan, above and near the village of Flowing, is in the main correct. " I was watching the advance of the German troops through a field glass and saw the whole affair distinctly. The fasts are as follows: The German in fantry after passing through the village of Flowing moved up a steep ascent with a skirmish line in adwnce. Upon reach ing the brow of the hill the skirmishers came out upon a sort of plateau and were at once discovered by the French cavalry, a small brigade of which, say from twelve to thirteen hundred strong, was in the immediate vioinity. The line had advanced but a short distance upon the plateau when they were met by the oavalry, which charged them. As the cavalry came down upon them they were broken into small knots or detachments of men, of somewhat unequal Bize, the cavalry having ridden completely through the line; but meanwhile the lit tle groups of infantry kept up a galling nre upon the troops by turning to their rear and constantly firing upon them as they broke back and around their flanks and back tlirough the groups of skirm ishers toward the direction from which they had come. " No sooner had the cavalry fallen back than the skirmish line reformed, and was rapidly strengthened by some of the soldiers of the main body, who, as soon as they reached the plateau, saw at once the perilous condition of their comrades, and ran forward to their assistance. In the meantime the cavalry, which had re tired beyond range, promptly rallied, and reforming with scarcely a moment's delay, again advanced to the charge, Once more the skirmishers received them with a volley, and adopted precisely the same tactics which they seem to have been forced to do at first. Again the cavalry broke through the line.but prac tically accomplished nothing, for the Germans poured in a withering tire from their small knots or detachments until the cavalry once more retired around the flanks, having lost large numbers of men and horses. " During the time occupied by this second attack the leading files of the main body of the Germans, which had naturally somewhat broken while mov ing up the rough ground of the heights, came out upon the plateau and hurried forward with great speed to the skirmish line, which now, from constant acces sions, had become very strong; in fact, almost a line of battle. " Once more the cavalry rallied, and, having reformed for the third time, gal lantly came down at a charge; but their valor was of no avail, for the Germans met them with such a terrible and de structive fire that they badly cut up tho leading files, and completely broke and scattered the French squadrons, who this time utterly failed to break the line, and were fearfully punished. With scarcely any delay the German line ad vanced, and pushed on to their objective point. " This action was plainly seen by many officers, who were looking at the battie, my aide, General J. W. Forsyth, being among them." The Lawyer and the Emetic. A correspondent sends to the Man chester (England) Courier the following story: It happens that in one of the principal streets of a certain cathedral city there flourishes a chemist, and iu another a lawyer, each eminent iu his particular line. Being somewhat of the same feather it is not wonderful that they sometimes came together. The fact is they came together rather more frequently than the apothecary s assist' ant liked. Whether it was because "old ' was always at his elbow and looking over him at his business or not, for some rea son that individual conceived the idea of getting rid of his master's friend, Accordingly one fine day lately "old " turned in as usual, and found the assistant alone. The master had gone out, but that did not deter the lawyer from taking his seat on the corner of the counter where the assistant was busy pounding some lump sugar in a mortar. Turning toward a shelf, he fancied he saw our friend -the lawyer dexterously wetting his fingers with his tongue, and having dipped them in the powdered sugar, applying them to that member with evident signs and smacks of enjoy ment. The time hod come, and the young chemist resolved upon his oourse, Resuming his pestal, he began pounding away, but in a moment stopped and began to sneeze and wipe his eyes. "Confound that stuff." he said, "it always makes me ill." " What tuff ? exclaimed the lawyer, anxiously. " That arsenic, " replied his friend. ' ' Arsenic I shouted the lawyer, alarmed. "Yes, replied the chemist, as coolly as he could, "I was mixing " Before he could say more the lawyer ran about the shop shouting: "I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned; what is to be done ?" "Noth ing but an emetio for it," said the assist ant, forthwith getting down the mustard from a shelf; and in a few moments poor was retching and groaning in the greatest agony of body and mind. It is unnecessary to say that he had not taken arsenic, but a few grains of Eowdered sugar. He has not been in is friend's shop since, his two chief difficulties being, first, to know whether he was poisoned or not, and secondly, in the face of the anxious solicitations of his friends after his health, to persuade him self that nobody knows. All Done' in a Trance. The San Jose (C,nt. Mrrr.uru has the following doubtful story : Miss Ella Ma lone, a young lady of tin, who resides with her mother in the southern part of the city, has been subject for two years to peculiar influences. She often goes off in a trance in which she claims to be, not Ella Malone. hut. a man named Charles S. Evans, who died several years ago, nut wno was, when living, a musi cian and a member of a minstrel trouce. While in this state she is said to execute difficult mnsio on a piano with her eyes closed, being evidently in an abnormal condition. After a few uerformances of this kind she is able to give the same music iu her normal state. In this way, in less than a year, without the least previous knowlege of written muBie. she is able to exeonte many difficult pieces Willi mo mm nuu precision oi an artist. At times her " control," as the influence is called, improvises music, and has com- Eosed several pieces, which Ella plays in er normal state. In this wav she is acquiring ner musical education inde pendent of books or earthly instructors. P. ruvlan Hvrnn vm. A l.l.nlt rrln.. It hag beeu tho iiesiduratumwith Mm mmlinnl profe8ion to prepare a preparation of iron less uujouiiuimum man any or those now in use, which often procure unfavorable effects upon the system, especially when prepared with alcoholic fluids. i In many cases of dobilitv and convalescence from disease, where a tonio is indicated, wine, brandy, porter, eto.. lmve'bflpn rnnnrnmnnded i but those aro of doubtful eflicaov, to say the least. Alcohol is never digested, is ranged among the diffusible stimuli, and is Incapable oi anoramg nutrition, it creates generally an unnatural excitement and derancement of the circulation, irritating the whole system by pre venting me uiooa iroin losing its carbon. Again, how difficult it is to obtain an article ap- uroacilllll? to mint?, n tnmt nil thn wlnAB. brandies, porters, etc, being more or less adulterated. Such being the caRe with regard to the spirit nous preparations of iron, and the alcoliolio drinks, of which any one can satisfy himself by investigating the subject, an opportunity is now presented in the Peruvian Syrup, for the trial of an article in general practice, which has the very strongest recommendations from medical and scientific men cf the highest unuracier a preparation wnicn so nappuy com bines the protoxide of iron with the other con stituent parts that the effects incident to the Use or iron salts are entirely obviated. For all cases in which iron or any tonio is needed, this preparation is confidently believed to bo far superior to any other. It seems to purify tbe very fountain of health. Sold by dealors generally. A Theory lliirned Out by Fnrts The theory that lack of vigor is the under lying cause of disease is receiving daily con firmation of the most positive kind in the cure or dyspepsia, liver disorders, ana Kianov, blad der aud nterine complaiuts by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, the ruling remedy for mala dies attributable to weakness. This superb tonic is never employed without the most bene ficial effects. The liver, the bowels, the organs of urination, and iudeed the entire system acquires both vigor and regularity through its action, since it gives a healthful impetus to every failing function. It is on incomparable specific for chills and fever, and other maladies of a malarial type, prevents their attacks, is a reliable means of counteracting the effects of undue exposure to fatigue, aud soothes as well as strengthens the nervous organism. llfllflt)ttn (!nnkprr. Tho lightest, sweetest, most wholesome and delicious Vienna rolls, tea biscuits, bread, muf fins, flannel cakes, crullers, ana all articles pre pared from flour, are always possible to every table by using Dooley's Yeast Powder. This celebrated baking powder has stood the critical test of the best housekeepers and the consum ing publio generally oi America lor twenty years. It is absolutely pure, and always of uniform strength. The genuine is put up iu cans. Most all good grocers sell it. . The t'hearent find Bout Advertising; to reach readers outside of tho larire cities. Over 1,000 newspapers, divided into six different lists. Advertisements received for one or more lists. For catalogues containing names of papers, and for other information and for esti mates, address l'eals & Foster, 41 Park How Tinwa ifuuaragj, wow xoru.- ' Physicians of high standing unhesitatingly give their indorsement to the use of the Gref- enberg-MarnhaU's Catholicon for all female complaints. The weak and dsbilitated find won derful relief from a constant use of this valu able remedy. Sold by all druggints. $1.60 per bottle. Send for almanacs, Graefcuberg Co., Now York. ' CHEW The Celebrated " Matchless " Wood Tag Plug Tobacco. The Pioneeb Tobacco Company, New York, Boston, and Chicago. Grasshoppers, potato bugs, tramps and traveling, agents are the farmer's curse. The last can be avoided bv buying direct. Five ton Wagon ScaleB are Bold at 50 each. On trial, treight prepaid, by Jones, or umgnam- ton, Blnghamton, n. 1. Our sale for Hatch's Universal Couch Syrup, for four years past, has been greater than for any similar preparation. Y ai.po l racy, waveny, a. i. If Vim Arn nillnnH tone up your liver. Take Quirk's Irish Tea. Sold by druggists at 25 cts. a package. The Markets. HIW YORK. Beet Cattle N-tlve ID 1U x'exaeanauneroKee.. if jo ua Mllrh Pnws 60 00 B6 00 Hox: Live 05tfc 16. TlritiyKui 07 tA IB Bheep 06X MX T.mh 06XM liB Cotton i Middling HJi9 "X Flour : Western : Good to Oholoe. 6 is owi State: Good to Choice. ... 1 ou itu Wheat : Rod Western 1 30 1 " No. a Milwaukee 1 u W i u Rye: State 79 Barley: State 5 3 Barley Malt TO 9 Oat.: Mixed Weetorn 10 9 Corn: Mixed Western 63 9 Hay.percwt 0(1 9 Rtraw, per cwt CO 87 75 89 63 10 65 12 Pork! Mess ... 18 25 (1 3 Hon. .t. B 1 1 H (Tin ......ID. IB IS. I.rd: City Steam l 9K Fth ! Mae!krl. No. 1. new 25 00 (830 00 " No. , new 13 00 1 00 Dry Cod, per cwt iH (' HorrinR. Scaled, per box. .. . V4 9 2 Petroleum: Crude OlXtSl Bottued...l4 Woo1 1 California Fleece 40 .4 Texas Fleece , 20 e Australian Fleece....... 45 Butter i State I Western l Oholoo 19 & Woateru: Good to Prime. 23 Western : Firkina 10 Obeesei State Factory .)( State Shimmed 05 3 80 40 a? 20 85 14 12 08 10 Western v!) ggt! State and Pennsylvania. IU uurrAio. Floor 1 75 115 61 25 Wheat No. 1 Milwaukee. 19 Corn Mtied Oats Rye Barley Barley Malt...... SJ 98 83 98 62 100 110 FHILASIXrHIA. Beef Cattle Extra Sheep Hogs Dresed Flour Pennsylvania Extra Wheat Ked Western 07 07 07 09k 05 4 083 5 76 141 65 (!) 60 3 7 00 9 1 42 9 67 Bye Corn Yellow Mixed, 61 61 62 80 81 3J Oata Mixed Petroleum Crude .... Wool Colorado ., 81 0 Kenned, 25 M Texas i.i;. i- 24 27 b.UlWtUH.,,.,1.,,,, ......... BOSIOM, Beef Cattle........ Sheep ,Mf.. ... Hogs Flour Wisoonsln and Minnesota.,.. Corn Mixed Oata-. " ,TT. Wool Ohio and Pennsylvania IX... California Fall BBIUHTOH, MASS. Weef OatUe ., Bheep..,., 06X3 oe 06 3 08V 07 09 750 48 68 48 40 3 (00 3 61X 69 60 0oK3 06 3 07 3 073 07M 06 10 04 .Lambs Hogi WATBBTOWK, kill Beef Cattle Poor to Oholoe 160 100 TOO 8 52 3 T75 3 t00 naeep,... Lam be... unman Dunham & Sons, Manufacturers, Wararooms, IS East 14th Slreei, Established 1834.1 KtW YOjRK. ltd! Send for llltutrated Circular and Price Lilt- hi r 7 n.. U !!? "WO 0 M -irniint. PDUNU - BW AN PROF. BEDFORD'S LETTER SHOWING SUPERIORITY a.iil '.S PP. lutfc UVEH ALL OTHERS.FOR SOAP MAKING. bENT FREE BY MAIL ON APPLICATION TO H.M.ANTHONY" 104 READE ST. NEWYORK. WmASIFF&SCILfCO. 265 BROADWAY. A. X l GLOVE -FITTING-CORSETS. The Fn t mis or thit UNRIVAUIDCORSET ire now numfterM by H PncMare much reductd MEDAL RECEIVED AT C C MTE MUllf m Gut th GnliTna mnrt beware of imitations, AAK ALIO OR THOMSON'S UNBREAKABLE STEELS. The best taodi mad. See that the nam of TUC IW1 QflN anH thj. TradeMarkaCROwN.art pen on every corsetssttei Tn llnrlnnnl Tnvallrift. In fiicfcness every portion of thfl hnilv Hvmttiithiztt, with thn sent of tha disorder. When tlie stomiich ftiU to perform it. functions, the liver, bowelR, nervoH, muscles, vein, arteries, eto., are all more or lens Affected. ThLn delinquents require a mriiMnfl. nniiittininv thn nronertina of n Htxtmaoliic. nn alterative, a pnnrtilivo, a ronic, ana soaiitivn, 10 Dring them back to their duty : nnd ah these elements, in thoir purest ana mopt enecuve lurms, nre unueu in Tnrrnnt's Effervescent Settzer Aperient, tbe prent S;tlino Ttemedy for Indigos ion nnd it. oon oomitnnt consequences. Sold by alt druggists. DO YOl'Jt OWN PAINTINtt WITH POMEROY'S INDESTRUCTIBLE PAINT ( Pure Linseed Oil the only liquid in it ), FOR SIIINfU.E ANI TIN HOOFS, And all Ontt-Uleune where a most pritAHLK PAINT is needed. (n-Aa n ixcd and ready for use.) It effeutuiilly resists bent, frot-t, rain and snow. It pHoim IfiiliH mitt nrrcMs ilecuy It protects from rkn and riiiny eitnler. It makB old nhimjh. r-mj't about equal to new. And old fin rooV fully eunl to new. One roat on hi needed for shinnies or tin. gallon a pqunre for shinnies; rnllon fnr tin. It will not itupitir rain water evmj'or drinking. It in ltnro, clirnpt dnrnliln nml lim.dsoine. HUKHS niul tie prrjecuy ary wnen ll is put on. I N R. Farmers. Manufacturers. Charitable and Edu cational Institutions, Railroad Co.'s, and e-rybody (, will nnd it jufit what tney need tor Dunning, roois. barns, ft-nces, cars, iron wo k. etc., etc., greatly dUpoetd t9 the destructive action of the elements. We refer to The N. Y. State fjinntic Asylum nt Utica. MuBira. ' M- feckbam, fttove aianni r s, uitca. RuxKf.1 Wheeler X Kcm. " " ' and many others. Our Paint (Brown and Drab) is now lunroli- nH l.v fim nf tlif m,,t crlthmttd State. Educa tional, Charitable and Manufacturing Institutions in the country. . 1 m o Ration uans, sent an namp'rR-Drown ivooi rnint, at $1.25 a K-iHon; Drub Paint at $1.00 a gallon. (;ati, vith th enter. Hv tha liurrt-l (ahniit fin it.iIIb. Roof . at 114 cts. and Drub, 1.30 a gallon with Liberal lietvut to the Apply at our factories on Columbia, Cornelia and unoper (streets. THEO. POME ROY & SON, OilIiT-75 Columbia (Street, I T1CA, N. Y Send for Circular t The People's Remedy. The Universal Pain Extractor. Note: Ask for Pond's Extract. Take no Other. "Hear, for I will apeak of excellent thing." POND'S EXTH.ACT The great Vegetable yenrn, and fur cleanllncs and prompt curative CH I LI) RES. No family can afford to bwlth mir LJ.. awl ' u Kvi.nci, Ai..idf.,itM. llruiitea. tf.....utAnu. rM,u. tin.nin.. are relieved &! most instantly by extern application. Promptly relieves pains of llnrns, ncaiaa, txroria tions, CliaflnKa, Old Moron, LloiU, Felons, tf. Arrtu Inflammation, reduces swell ings, stona blocding, removes discoloration and hoals rapidly. . I.A 1 I EH nod It their best friend. It assuages the pains to which they are peculiarly subject notably fullness and pressure In Hie head, nausea, vertigo, etc. It promptly ameliorates and perrna nently heals all kinds ot iulluiuiuutiona and HEMORRHOIDS orPII.ES 6nd in thlsthewilr ever curonlo or obstinate oun long resist iu regit. . . .Wiav wroa T, l. ,hn nnlv snra euro. il r w nnv.anafl. Vnr this it is a HDOCIi fit'. It has saved hundreds of lives when all other remedies failed to arrest Dieeuing irum swwi TOOTHACHE, Earache, Nenralgla and Itlieuinatisin we all ulike relieved and often PHYSICIANS nf all schools who are acqnalnted practice. e hVve ieuers of commendation 1 rom foregoing they order its use for Swelling of an kind". OuiiiHy, Soro Throat, Inflamed Tonsils, elinpla and chronic lurrha, Ca tVrrh if-ir which it is a tpeHji .;), Chilblalna, VroHteu Feet, StliiBS of InijectH, Moiul ion"".: Chipped ifanda, Face, and luueed nil ihnnuerof biin diseases. iL.nnd Smartlugl heals Cola, fcrupljoiis d Plmekr. -It revives, invigorate and r .! Xlii wouderfully improving the Com- uJvi uiVina-Piinil's Extract. No Block MWKJ IffweTy SSn clnSirordto be without It. U ti fused by a the leading LWery Stables, Street CAN1EreachS only peraou other preparation Psi'i.aVhud lur,;Uo,hosplul.),of UU. .ountry fflf pis M ! Ml mm mm POND'S EXTRACT. POND'S EXTRACT in t9fl VT day fttl lifTTiw. Hampton 99 III tU fnw. 8TJKSON AOO., Port Ii lnnrl, Mnina $10 to $25 A VAX fMTKK mad by Afrnntflseilinr oar Oliramoa, Crayon, PiotarA ana Ohro tno Uarrli. 145 '.ampins, worm fOf aH, poat-patct. for (Janta. Oat-atnfftifl frr. .1. If lUOFTjTfivfMl rfonton, Kfftftniiflhea ikhu.j $1.00 $1.00 Osgood's Heliotype Ingravings. Xh thoteett household ornament; 1'rict One XMlnr tach. Send for catalogue. JAMES B. OSGOOD & CO. BOSTON, MASS. $1.00 $1.00 AGENTS WANTED FOR THE m ILLUSTRATED HISTORY ci The great riotS ft nnntfllriM a full uncnnnt of tha ra'am of trror In Pittsburirh. Hftltimore. OhionKo and other Cities. The conflicts between the troops and the mob, Terribla oon. losTations and destruction of property. 1 tint linn soenea nd incidents, etc.. eto. Rend for a full description of the work and our eitra terms to Agents. Address, jsationai. A'uniJHHiNn VJO.. rnnaoeipiua, ra. Washburn & Moen ManTg Co. WORCESTER, MASS. Sett Xuufutarai tut of CUctgo, of A 8TEEL Thorn nedga. No other Fencing so fcfceop or put np so quioklr. Never rusts, ttalna, decays, shrinks, nor warps. Unaffected by fire, wind, or flood. A complete barrier to the most unruly stock. Impassable by man or beast TWO THOUSAND TONS GOLD AND PUT TJP DURING THE LAST TEAR. For sale at the leading hardware stores, with Stretchers and Staples. Send for Illustrated Pamphlet A Special Offer TO THE READERS OP THIS PAPER. A Genuine 8wlss Magnetic Time Keeperi a perfect Gem for everybody desiring a reliable nme-tecrt end also a superior Com pass, UBiml watch size, steel works, glass crystal, all in n superb Oi nule Hunting-Case, warranted to denote correct time, and keep in order for two rears Perfection guaranteed will be Given away to tvery patron of this paper as a Free Gift. Cot out ttih Cotipow akd MAit it. COUPON. On receipt of this Coupon and W emti to pay for pocking, boxing and maitlnn charges, we promieo to send each patron of this paper a Ubnuihb Swiss Magnetic Timk-Kkbpkb. Address, Magnetic Watch Co., AHHI,AND, MASS. This is your ONLY OPPORTUNITY to ob tain inn pcomiiui premium, sooraer ax unufc il n Anie I offer will hola sood for Sodavs. If currency cannot be sent onnvpnlm1t wut. PI NITED STATEQ IN THE CITY OP NEW TORE, 261, 262, 263 Broadway, .ORGANIZE 1810 fuiSETS, $4,827,176,52 SURPLUS, $820,000 EVERY APPROVED FORM OF POLICY ISSUED ON MOST FAVORABLE TERMS ALL ENDOWMENT POLICIES APPROVED CLAIMS MATURING IN 1877 WILL BE AT 7 OIT PRESENTATION. TAMES BUEIX. . . PRESIDENT. VEGETINE Purifies the Blood, Renovates and Invigorates the Whole System, ITS MEDICAL PROPERTIES ABE Alterative, Tonic, Sol vent and Diuretic. Vegetine Reliable Evidence. Mr. H. R. Stevens? Vcgetine Vegetine Dear Sir I will most cheerfully add 1 my testimony to the vreat number vou ! have already received in favor of your Krat nna ooa meuicine. v itth nr h,, , tor 1 do not Lin nit ennui? h can le a&ul in its d raise, for I was troubled over tturty years witu int dreadful diseatto, uatarrn, una naa Kuch bad coufrlung spells tttat it would ueem as though 1 Vegetine Vegetine Vegetine iioidi triiiu uioMkiii mi luuin, nuu I VKtJKTINK has cured me; and I do reei 10 tannic toa an me tune. innt. ! there is so uood a medicine as VKUK- 1 riNK, and I also think it one of the best medicine for coughs, and weak, sinking feelings at the stomach, and advifo evervbodv to tnka th VRfiK. TIN B, for 1 can assure them it is one of tne uest meaicinns that evor was. Cor. Mneazine and Walnut Streets. MKH. 1,. UK. Cambridge, Musi. Vegetine Vegetine GIVES Health, Strength, and Appetite Vegetine Mv damrhter haa rAcnivntl irraat nt from the ufte ot VKUK11NK. dec! in in a henlth wns a source of anxiety to all her friends. A few bottles of VK OKI INK restorod her health. Vegetine siren gin, ana appetitn. Insurance and Real Rstate Agent, n ii. ri i.un.i. Pi a. 4a riearaiiuiiaina'. Boston, Moss. Vegetine Vegetine Cannot Be. Excelled. Chablcstown. Mass. H. R. Rtfvesh: 2ar Hir Tiiis is to certify that I 1 have used your " Blood Preparation " I in my family for several years, and Vegetine Vegetine ttiinK that, Mr bcroima or (j.mKeroas Humors, or Hhaumutio Affections, it cannot. b exoulled: and. as a blood turiner or spring medicine, it is tbe iest thins 1 have ever used, and I have used almost everything. I can eheer- I fully recommend it to any one in need ol sucn a medicine. Vegetine Yours reaoectluliv. MiiH. A. A. DINSMORB. No. 19 Russell Street. Vegetine IT IS A VALUABLE REMEDY. Vegetine Sottth Boston, Feb. 7, 1870. Mr. Rtfvrnb! Hear Sir I hive taken several bottles of your VKGKTlNE.and am convinced it is a valuable remedy for DyspepHia, Kidney Complaint and general debility of the sybtem. I can heartily recommend It to all Vegetine sunering from me aoove compiainie. Vegetine it our restecTTUiiy, Mbs. MUNROK PARKER. 86 Athens Street. VEGETINE PREP ABED BY H. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass. Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists. t Sett JUnufutaroj tut of Cliago, of k TO STEEL BARB KHCWC u II ftny at horne, terms iree. TUUK A ( OQAujM.8U. Maine. 025 BfiMn-wlnik'r.Frrc wlihovery order. OifJ- fit fren. .1. n. Guvlnnl Co.. Chlcao, 111. Airentiu A.O(UIrf?R A ofl.jCMcnm, yi. V leenjfbruntalog. Yam A Co.Chlc.go. . JMnntlM-AKftnt wantw). 30 bnrt mOe in tha wnrlrl flt,A Hlimnlfl IPSO. draw JAY BHS(N, Detroit, Miob. REVOLVER Free Add't J. Bown A Bon. ISM A IBS Wood Ht., Pittsburg, Pf To 40 per Week Rimilir Mud. 8KIJ. W&y' TKAM to Families. Rend for Oirouli Til IC O ANTON TEA CO., 14 8 Chambers Bt.Newl Mud. RKI.LIla Hroular to WewYorlr. $5937 MKtehjrir Apent. In. Ian. 77 with aiy iSnawartlclea. Sample, free. Address C. M. Ltntngtnn, Chirafo, CLOCKS E INC3K AIIAjW dfc CO. re superior in design and cot mm ii nl luil in nnalitv. nr at time- keeners. them. Manufactory- iisK your upweier .. Bristol. Q i Established 1854. IEISCmf ANN iV C'O.f 1 Manufacturers nnd Importers of WINDOW, PK'.TURK AND PLATE GLARA, AND GERMAN LOOKINU GLASS PLATES, 38 Warren Wlrert. New York. (FJAA Art 13 E TV ART). TTill MOTTBTAOH1I JklUU.UU H HEAVY BKARD rroflnfl oa a .mooth fa bTlhTttM of m KE8 OKAKU tMXIR outlnJurT.oririnfoffpUaiOO.Oi). Price by (Mil. la MS eTw Mutton tM jtwno iqrkinn u BOSTON WEEKLY TRANSCRIPT Tha best f amilf newspaper published ; eight page. ; lift Li oolnmns reading. Terras 942 per annnm; elnba of eleTen, BIS pot annum, in advance. MFKUliHEN COPY ORATIS. THE STARR PEN Writes perfectly without Ink. Curious, useful and dur able. Highly recommended by Hankers, Book Keepers able. school J eaoners, eto. Knri 4iltl for Arnnli Outfit, for IfMtPensIn 3 ColOTS by mail, and make $9 clear profit selling Pens at lO cents. Samnte nackann by mail. 25 oents. AJ. r. B1AKH a UUn riABItlBBUnt. rA. A SOVEREIGN BALM I Can be found In that great and reliable medicine, Allen's Lung Balsam, hv thn nnm nf tvhinh health and hanninexs are restored to those afflicted with any Lung or Throat disease, such as uouftns, uoina. Autumn, itrnncnms nna uonnunipnuiij It cutbs Couirh and Consumption. It cures Croup and should be kept in the housj of every faintly. Wold by nil MfiUrine Penlrrw. To Druggists and Others Wanting Pure Goods. Tho Fnrainm Wino Pn 3 ncystreer,N.Y- IUJ tUlW&U nmu UU., Send by express or other wise (marked as requested) one dozen or more assorted bottles, safely boxei a. pel .1 c , per bottle, live to a gallon: Holland Gin 7J mountain nnerry I H cts. I Old Port 80 cts. St. Croix Hum 78 " Jamaica Rum t " I Cognac Brandy. .. .8 1.35 hcotch or Irish Whisky Ud cts. The order with canh. Reni&tered letter, or P. O. Order may call tor any number of each at the above importers1 prices. Aaareas uimiih ii tr. U. noi IIP ti mow i wru. KKF.P'H KHIHTH-onlyons qnality-The Best, Knnn'i Fiitant pHrtlv.mndft Treta Shirt (Jan be finished an easy as hemming a Handkerchief. : The very best, six for &7.H. Keep's Custom tilnn maun to measure, rne very oest, six tor An elnfrnnt set of genuine Uold-plato Collar and Sleeve It ut tons given with each half doz. Keeps Bhirie. In any oart of the Unioa no exnrass charges to nav. Sample, with full directions for self-measurement Bent Free to any address. No stamp required. ueai airectiy wttn tne Manufacturer ana get uouam Prices. Ketip Mnnufacturing Co., 105 Mercer St.,N.Y BOOK jflLOUKrTS I THE COMING BOOK I Who has not heard of tho " BURLINGTON " Hawkeye Humorist V it , His New Book is ready, and is overwhelmingly rich and I rtcy. It is perfectly irresistible. A rents can secure territory by prompt npplic.i'ion. Address, or F. C. RUSH A CO., Newark, N. J. LAD I Imitation CHEAPEST AND BEST! Chicago Weekly Post! (3i Column.) One A"enr PoNtnMC pn'cl Ten t'o.tir, .75 rta. Mo " Liberal tormit to Atfonfa. Aflilrosp, THE POST, Chicago A poeitive reineilv tor Jlroui v anil ull discasfi of I Illfktliloi and I'rlnury Or- I I prepared expressly frr tha above discflF'-'S. It hai I cured thoudaudi. Kvery bottle warranted. Send to W. I rani. Hunt'l KfttnHll V IU DUTCIV Vt'lfClUU tuule and I lb. Clarke, rrovidence, il l., lor inuitraica pampnict. If your dnistjfirt aon t have it, nc win oruer tor you. BABBITT'S TOILET SOAP DnnvaUffl for tha Tuiletftiid tbe Cats. ino (trLiticlnt aud deceptive olora to cover com mo d and deletertoiii lagreru enti. After ytnof rlentlfle expert meofe the mannfactorer of B. T. BabbvU'9 turn Soap baa perfected and nnw often to the DTJD..C 1 ib .c The FINKST TOILET A- rAP In tbo World, Untiitht vu for Use In the Nuroevy it has No Equal. Cortu Wi tiuiei Ucit to cv ry n.tili. r nnd litmily tn Christendom nrnpi Loir, mntnininfc 3 cuket nf 6 ot. each, sent fre to any ad Tr Vrffttiltilt 0111 Vttd til ttn PiOfi v fat Iwr aF9r U Wortt tn t tSnmpi txr, enntnlnlnf; drau on reolf.l of 15 re Addrert t i-ur bale by all lrutfgliU. Jil THE GOOD OLD STAHD-DY. MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT. FOR MAN AND BEAST. Bbtablishkd 35 YKans. Always oares. Alwayt ready. Always handy. Has never yet failed. Thirty million have teeted it. The whole world approves the glorious oldMustang the Best and Cheapest Liniment tn existence, if 5 cents a bottle. The Mustang Lihiment oares when nothing else will. HOLD BY ALL MICDIOINB VFNPBB8. GRACE'S Salve! A VEGETABLE PKEl'AKATION, Invented in the 17th century by Dr. William Grace, Burgeon in King James1 army. Through its agency he cured thousands of the most serious sores and wounds that baffled the skill of the most eminent physicians of Dii day ana was regsraea ay an wno Knew mm as publio bdnefuotor. j cents a box. For Sale by Drug- nsui generally, rsent oy man on receipt ot price, top&rtd by V. H'WLK & HQ Hnrrlann Avenuft Host on, Jlaw SANDAL-VOOD A poaitWa rsmadr (or all disaaaea of tha Kltlneya. Bladder and Urinary Orsana ; also good In Drop leal Complaints. ' It naver prodooaa aiokneas. Is certain and spaed? In its action. It la fast superseding all other remedies. Sixty capsules aura In six or elg-h days. Ho other modiolus oan do this. Beware ef Imitations, (or, owing to Its great $12 E 8 aUas,. -aT.. susoaM.many hare boon offered ; some are most danger, oss, oa using piles, eto. DUNDAS DICK cV CO.'S 6mm4m Bqft Cap. sh1, aoaaiMa? Oil SaadoliMod, sold ml all drug Uotm. AA far circular, or tmd for out to 86 and 87 Wootimr glrett, Nnm Torlf. MT NP NoHM WH?N WRITING TO ADVERTIrtFUH W please suy that you saw the advertla. ZlTXl: