HENRY A. PARDONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL. DESPEItANDUM. ,. i .... ! Two Dollars per Annum. VOL. VI. ' RIDQWAY,"! NO. 19. The Sabbath. Fresh glides the brook and blows the gale, Yot joudor halts the quiet mill; The wl.irliug wheel, the ruBhing sail, How rartioi lcee and still ! Hix ilsys of toil, poor child of Cain, Thy ftronnth the slave of want may be; The sovouth thy limbs escape the ohain A God hath made the free 1 Ah ! tender was the law that gave . This holy respite to the breast, To breathe the gale, to watoh the wind, And know the wheel may rest I But where the waves the gentlest glide, What Image charms to light thine eyes ? The spire reflected on the tide Invites thee to the skies. To teach the soul its noblest worth, The rest from mortal toil is given; Qo snatch the brief reprieve from earth, And pane a guest to Heaven. They tell thee, in their dreaming eohool, Of power from old dominion harled, When rich and poor, with jueter rale, Shall Bhare the altered world, Aiiis ! since time itself begun, That fuble hath bnt fooled the hour; E'cli rge that ripens power in man Tnt subjects man to power. Yot every day in seven at least, One bright republio shall be known; Man's world awhile hath Barely oeased, When God proclaims his own 1 Bit days may rank divide the poor, Oh, Dive, from thy banquet hall ; The seventh the Father opes His door, Aud holds His feast for all ! A Romance of the Old Hulk. FOUNDED ON FACT. From the titno of tho Quarantine riots, when the hoipital buildings on Ktuteu Island were destroyed by lire, to that of the erection of houses on made laud iu the lower bay for tLe re ception of onsen of contagious fevers, the old steamer Illinois, stripped of masts and spur,, lay rocking below the nar rows, the only hospital where patients from infected vessels were admitted. This floating pest house, with a yellow flag wuviug at its t-tem, was anchored within sight of the southeastern shore of Staten Island. It was regarded with curiosity and dn ad by excursionists up and down the bay, and with a horrible interest by those on board vessels ply ing to and from Southern porta. Al thongh christened at one tima the " Florence Nightingale," it was usually known by officers of the quarantine ser vice and mariners of the harbor as the Old Hulk. This dreary looking black hulk, anchored iu an unfrequented spot iu the bay, was really a comfortable and oimcious hospital, quite as agreeable to those transferred from (hips and accus tomed to their motion as would have been accommodations on land. With machinery and btaterooms removed, the long cabin was enlarged and fitted np as the . main ward, while the upper sa!o' n.was partitioned into apartments for the use of the physician, assistants, and nurses. At the period our story opens every cot in the fever ward of the Old Hnlk was filled with young men the flower of our land smitten with yel low fever in its most fatal form. Dur ing the past three years ample accom modations for patients have been made, aud the Old Hulk is now used only as a reception lace, where patients are ex amined, and from thence removed to the island hospitals. Iu the summer of 1868, when Dr. Swinburne was health officer of this port, he resided in a cottage on Staten Island, in the inclosure'so long known as "Quarantine grounds," and distinguish ed by the remains of the stone wall which formerly bounded the hospital buildings. Below this officer's residence were tho houses of his deputies, Drs. M. and R., the cottage of the latter being quite adjacent to the long pier used ex clusively for the boats in the service of the quarantine department. Small boats employed in boarding vessels were moored to this dock, and the little steam tag Fenton, familiar to boatmen on the bay, was always waiting here, with steam up, to convey the health officers wherever duty called them. Vessels entering the port of New York are obliged to be quarantined in the lower bay when there is contagion on board; otherwise they pass down to Staten Island, where they are boarded and examined before proceeding to the city. Although - there was a resident physicivn on the Old Hulk, Dr. Swin burne or his deputies visited there daily, watching tho patients with anxious interest, Evening was the time usually selected for these trips, which were made in the Fenton, when letters or packages for those confined in the float ing hospital were jonveyed to them. The rules of quarantine are necessa rily very severe when the city is threat eued with an epidemio from fevers brought by vessels from infected ports. Ship arid yellow fevers are more dreaded by health officials than other forms of contagion. On vessels where these dis eases are epidemio, j infection hangs about their corners and crevices like verdigris on an old copper. No one but officers of the service are permitted to visit the sick, relatives or friends never in any instance being allowed to ap proach the hospital. This is a trying deprivation to those learning that kin dred are detained in the lower bay, iso lated completely, and stricken with a deadly disease. It has required hearts of stone in the officers in authority to deny petitions of wives, mothers, and loving friends who would gladly have risked their lives for the privilege of nursing their beloved. It was a distressing season for the quarantine service, when, in the June of 1868, the schoolship Saratoga en tered the lower bay with officers, mid shipmen and crew attacked by yellow fever. The Saratoga had been on a long cruise with an advanced class of mid shipmen from our Annapolis school, un der Lieut. Commander Italston, a young officer of bright promise. With a lack of wisdom and a reckless disregard of eoHseqaenew umwwmntoWe, tba Sara toga made for Key West in this season, when that place is known to be un healthy. While lying off that port the Yellow Jack broke out among the rrew. The ship was headed for New York. On the passage several died, and when she anchored off the Old Hulk nearly every man on board-was a victim to the terrible malady. The day that the Saratoga reached the lower bay Lieut. Commander Ralston, who had behaved heroically through the ordeal, was at tacked with violent symptoms of the fever. Among the patients on the Old Hulk there were none about whom so much interest centered as Edward Bala ton. Belonging to an excellent and wealthy family residing on the banks of the Hudson, an only son, and affianoed to a young girl who was impatiently awaiting his return to fulfill their nup tials, this young man, in his twenty-fifth year, hod been the idol of his comrades, whose hearts had been won by his manly conduct, and who considered that if ever a young fellow had a bright career be fore him it was Edward Ralston. It was like a deathblow to those already probated when their commander was taken down with the fever. Eighteen deaths occurred the next day, so -unfavorable was the effect of this calamity. Young Ralston was placed in a room on tho officers' deck, every effort being made to conceal his illness from those sick. Vain endeavor I for his comrades missed bis watchful attention, knowing that if he were able he would be at their bedsides. This appalling truth fell upon those in the fever ward. Physi cians were untiring in their efforts ti do all in mortal power to save the young officer, but the disease bad taken a most virulent form, and the doctors bad not much hope of his recovery. It was a mild afternoon in this June of '68 when a party of ladies and gentle men left New York on the six o'clock ferryboat Northfleld to pay a visit on Staten Island to Dr. R., one of the clef uty health officers at that time. This gentleman, a bachelor, often entertained his friends in his cozy cottage, and when convenient invited them for a sail down the bay in the Fenton, which was admir ably adapted for a pleasure barge. The party referred to consisted of two ladies with escorts. Miss Ada Driscoll and her affianced husband. Nelson Carter; Miss Helen Abert and Mr. Arthur Bur ton. The party seated themselves on the deck of the steamer, which was pleasantly shaded by an awning over head. The bay never presented a more beautiful picture than as the Northfleld sailed past the shores of its islands, yet in their dress of tender green. The water was flooded with sunlight, which wns spread over its surfaoo like a crust of sparkling sheen. Brooklyn, with its eteepled heights, appeared nnfc a ntnno'a throw iu distance; Governor's island, where, on the fort, floated the stars and stripes, waiting to drop at the boom of the evening gun when the sun dipped below the liorizon, seemed like .New York's sentinel, with old Castle William, that pretentious landmark, frowning upon surrounding objects. " tseaioe s island, ' in sight of the sea," which is always associated with the execution of the pirate Hicks, was like one mound of verdure. The shores of Jersey and Staten Island, the view of the narrows, with craft of aU sizes plying inward and ontward all these familiar sights looked unusually charming, gilded by the strong beams of light which laud and water seemed coaxing to detain. The young ladies were in fine humor, commenting upon the passengers, many of whom were Germans in the rainbow colors of holiday attire; aud passing jokes and puns with a rapidity that evi denced their high spirits. " Wo are journeying to the land of biers," said Miss Ada, pointing to a wagon load of empty lager kegs on the lowerpart of the boat. "We shall bo to-night, when we are steaming toward the Old Hulk," re torted Miss Albert. " Pardon the pun on so serious a subject." Then begun a conversation concern ing their intended visit, the anticipated trip down the bay, the terrors of yellow fever, and the quarantine laws of New York. While cnatting carelessly, the attention of Ada Driscoll was arrested by a young man sitting on the bench wluoh lines the railing, whose large dark eyes were bent intently on the group, and who apparently caught with eager ness every word they spoke. Slight in figure, with a beardless face, aud small regular features, which were shaded by a broad brimmed slouched hat, he looked like some pale faced student suffering for fresh air and sunlight. For some unaccountable reason, Ada could not keep her eyes from turning toward this boyish stranger, who immediately looked away when be caught ber gaze. After a while. Miss Albert complain ing of the strong breeze, the party de cided to change their position to the othar side of the boat. They arose, and, while the others were walking with backs turned, Ada was surprised by the approach of the young man whom she had noticed, who thus addressed ber in low, agitated tones : 'For the love of Heaven, follow me below to the cabin ; I am a woman in distress. " For a moment, half terrified, Ada re flected what to do. Her first impulse was to ask advice of ber friends, but be ing a girl of strong character she re frained, and making an excuse to ar range ber veil at a glass, went below, where, at the cabin door, stood the woman in disguise, who thus hurriedly confided ber trouble : "Pardon me, but I am nearly despe rate with distress. For two years I have been affianoed to Lieut. Commander Ralston, who is now on the hospital ship very low with the yellow fever. I am resolved to get to bim. I have dressed as a man to hide myself on the barge that goes to the Old Hulk to n ght, that I may steal aboard and be with my be loved for a little while at least. There is no other way. The laws of quaran tine are inexorable ; I have begged by letter to be permitted to see him, and have been denied. I overheard your conversation ; you can help mo ; you are going on the barge. Will yon assist me I Surely yon have a woman's heart. Tell me what to do." "But your life will be sacrificed to the infection," said Ada. XJUQ 1 Willi M iUV IV UC MVW Would jroa l risk yeur life for one you loved f Have you evor loved ? Oh I what shall I do t" "I will be your friend," said Ada, in comforting tones, " leave nil to me ; I am quick at a plan. You shall join onr party ; my cousin from oollege Yale summer vacation ran across you below; name, dear me I What shall your name bo ? Jack Word the Wards are cousins of ours don't forget your name. By the way, what is your name I" "Amy Adair." "Let us return, or my friends will be looking for me. . You are indeed cour ageous, to meet that terrible fever. Well, you shall succeed. Here they are be self-possessed." "Who is that man that Ada has picked up f " said Nelson Garter to Ar thur Burton. Before the latter had time to reply, Miss Driscoll, somewhat embarrassed, presented her cousin, Mr. Ward, whom, she said, much to her sur prise, she met down stairs. With a nervous manner young Ward returned the salutations of his new acquaintances. " My cousin has left college for a long vacation, he tells me, on account of fail ing health. When did you leave New Haven, Jack t" "Last evening intended to have stopped at your bouse this morning, but was so suffocated for a breath of sea air, concluded to take a sail and get some life into me before I paid my re spects to my relatives." " You shall go on one of our excur sions to-night, Jack. We're to have a sail down the bay with Dr. R., one of the health officers a particular friend of ours. I am sure he will be pleased to have you join us. But come with me to the end of the boat. I want to inquire about that affair of the heart which has troubled yon so long. Excuse me, Nel. ; come, Jack." " Ada's happy now she's found a sal low faced cousin to be father confessor to. Wards ? Oh, yes, her Aunt Anna's son, I presume. Looks as if he bad lived too long on musty books." Ada and Amy talked excitedly, arrang ing their plans for the evening, the 1st :er begging Ada to keep with her as much as possible, that the gentlemen might not snpect her disguise. "What a capital rig yon have on," said Ada. " You have been fitted to perfection. You are just like a man, or, rather, a lad. How romantic 1" " I could never carry this out were it not that I must see Edward. Should he die without me Oh, if he should die " here she choked, and Ada perceiving Mr. Carter approaching, quickly re marked : " Control yourself, draw down your hat, here comes Nelson." "Nel., we are nearly there. How beautiful the banks of New Brighton look, CO fvooK CMkd gron. " tTaols 1&om boou telling me about the fine old elms of New Haven." Mr. Carter did not appear overpleased at the intrusion of bis betrothed's cousin, and, speaking aside to Ada, said : " I think there are others here besides your cousin to whom you should be agree able." "Very likely, Mr. Carter, bnt I've not seen Jack in a whole year, and we have much to talk about." " I think we had better join the others and get down stairs," remarked Nelson Carter ; " the boat will make the land ing very soon, and does not stop but a moment." The party stepped ashore, where Dr. R. welcomed them on the pier. They walked through the green park of the quarantine grounds to the little cottage at the end. There, on its broad balcony, tea was served, every one chatting merrily. Ada was gayer than usual, coming to the relief of Mr. Jack Ward whenever he seemed embarrassed. Ci gars were passed to the gentlemen. Ada took the one offered to Jack. " You shall not smoke now, cousin mine," said she, " for I'm not going to be cured while talking to you, if I am on the premises of a physician." "I thought you liked smoke," said Nelson Carter, somewhat piqued at Ada's devotion to ber C3usin. " Well, I do, when I want to puff any body." Cautiously Ada broached the subject of the fever on the hospital ship, and after learning from Dr. R. that the young commander was better, and that be had hopes of his recovery, she pro claimed the news to the party. Amy, who had been reserved and abstracted, brightened at this intelligence, yet talked bnt little, aa it was an effort to disguise her voice. As evening fell, Dr. R. and bis guests i left the cottage and boarded the Fenton, which was manned by a crew of three the pilot, engineer, and one deck band. Down the bay the little tug slowly steamed, wniiej those on board admired the charming view, and sung songs to I the stars. The moon did not appear. She was too true a friend to lovers to in terfere with Amy's undertaking. After nearly an hour's sail, the barge came alongside the high, black hulk of the hospital ship, when, lantern in band, Dr. R. ascended the accommodation bidder. Ada called Amy one side, and squeez ing her hand, said : " Now is the time; climb the ladder; none will observe you. " Helen and all, come on this side of the barge," called Ada " let's not get too near the Old Hulk." No fear of infection in thin wind, said Nelson Garter. After waiting a short time, in which letters, packages, and fruit, sent to quarantine for those sick on tne nospi tal ship, were transferred, and as soon as Dr. R. bad returned to the Fenton, it slipped quietly away from the old Illinois, which looked like an ill-omened monster as its great, black hulk lay on the silent sea. "I'm afraid to have you near me," said Ada, gayly, as Dr. It. approached, He looked very serious, replying : " J)o not be uneasy, I am well pro tected from the contagion. I am ex ceedingly disappointed that the dis ease has turned for the worse in young Ralston'a case. I thought we might save bim, bnt black vomit set iu this morning, and probably be will not live through the night." " Ada's heart sunk, and she offered a silent prayer f'r Amy Adair, .roor, lieroio Amy. " Where's your floualn, MiMDriieollt" td ut. . " He went below into the cabin to lie down. He is in poor health, and is mnch fatigued." " I'll go down and prescribe for him. I have some medicine in this flask (pull ing a leather covered bottle from his pocket) that may do him good." 'I beg of you do not, replied Ada. "I promised bim he should not be dis turbed till we reached Staten Island." " As you will, Miss Driscoll. To re turn to Commander Ralston. I would give five years of my life to bring him through, but he was worn out nursing bis comrades when attacked, and lie can not ' weathor the fever. Poor fel low I It's too bad too bad. He was raving about the girl be loves was to have married quite soon. A very bard case 1" Ada sobbed, and the whole party were deeply affected. Little conversa tion took place until the Fenton reach ed quarantine. " I will go and rouso Ward," said Mr. Carter. Ada caught his arm, " He's not there, Nel." " Where is he ?" " On the Old Hulk, thank God. Oh, Nel., it was not my cousin not a man but Amy Adair, the betrothed wife of Lieut. Commander Ralston." All had listened, and were struck dumb with surprise. Dr. R. asked many questions, and Ada related the story of her afternoon's adventure. " It may be my duty to return to the bulk and bring her away, but she has risked ber life for her lover, and I will not interfere," said Dr. R. We will now return to Amy Adair. She cautiously ascended the ladder, and when once on the deck of the hospital ship seated herself in a dark place, on a pile of rope, until she saw the Fenton glide far away out of sight. Faint and trembling, she found the companion way, which she descended, meeting sev eral men, who regarded her with sur prise. What a sickening scene was that presented by the long cabin, with its rows of cots, on which lay the poor fel lows tossing with fever, some near their end. The lights were low, and she passed from bed to bed, unable to re cognize the one she sought.' She ques tioned a nurse as to the whereabouts of the commander. "Take me to him," sho said; " I was left here by Dr. R. to attend him." The man obeyed, and soon Amy found herself in the room on the upper deck, by the bedside of her dying lover. His eyes were closed, his lips parched, bis countenance bearing the yellow hue of the fatal disease. " Leave me with bim awhile," she said to the attendant. " Have you orders from Dr. T. ? for the commander cannot last long." " on, my uruu i ' exclaimed Amy, tuia knelt beside the dying man. " I will return in ten minutes to give the powders. Sponge his lips often." Amy bent over her beloved. She begged him to look at her. He opened his eyes, but to stare wildly, calling: "Amy!" "Mother!" "Here, here," she whispered; but he heeded not. The resident physician and nurse en tered the room a few moments afterward, when Amy explained to the former that she had been left by Dr. R. to be with her dear friend in his last moments. She would like the privilege of watch ing with him over night. "He will not be with us the night through," replied the doctor. "He is nearly gone," feeling his pulse. Amy trembled the great tears rolled down her face. After giving some di rections, the doctor went on his round, suspecting some stratagem bad been used by the lad to get aboard. Amy raised the head of Richard and placed it on her breast, moistened his lips, and, sobbing, prayed for her dying beloved. "Used to fevers?" said the nurse. " Don't take bis breath, young man, or you'll bo down." She heeded not, but bent over to catch the rambling word) of delirium. Soon they ceased, and the measured breath, which marks the tramp of ap proaching death, came and went fainter and fainter. The hot hands grew cooler, and the eyes half opened. "I think I'll summon the doctor. He's going, sir." "Do not, he can do no good leave me with bim, I beseech you; he is mine; let me have him to myself for the few moments he is alive." Staring at ber. as if he could not understand, the man withdrew. "Will you not speak to me, Richard ? Can you not hear me ? Oh, beloved I" No sound but the rattle so terrible to the watcher; then the last gray shade stole over the face, which became as marble, and the soul liad taken wing from earth. Amy laid the heavy head on its pillow. and giving way to her grief, threw her self beside ber dead lover. When the attendant entered and saw what had happened he Milled Dr. T. In lifting the lad who bad swooned, the false curls dropped off, and long brown hair, unmistakably s woman's, fell to the waist of the unconscious form. The next morning a dispatch was re ceived at Quarantine from lower Staten Island to this enct : "Lieut commander died at twelve last night. Lady left by Dr. R. deliri ous. Send bargt for her. " A Tramp S&ngled by Dogs, William Harris was sent to the Balti more hospital U receive medical atten tion for a number of ghastly wounds upon the head md neck inflicted by the teeth of dogs. I Harris says he is a na tive of New l'trk, and was on bis way to Baltimore loofing for work. He had arrived within about five miles of the city, aud feellg very hungry and tired stopped at a buse to ask for something to eat. Uponentering the yard he was attacked by wo large Newfoundland dogs, and beSg greatly fatigued from bis long tram), could only make a feeble resistance f wo more dogs, attracted by the noisejoined in the attack, and after throwig him down, they all con tinued to bie ferociously at various Earts of hit body, bnt particularly his ead. The toner of the dogs was final ly attracted by the noise, and running out, drove te dogs off, and rescued the unfortnnatttian from bis terrlbl pool Moo, It irioubtul if h a rMOv ' ' A Touching Romance. The following is the hitherto unpub lished romance connected with the life of one of the most prominent officials of tho signal servioe bureau. He was en gaged to be married to a lovely, charm ing and wealthy girl. The eve of the wedding had dawned if an eve can dawn and they were oeoupying the same rocking chair and talking as inane ly as only lovers can talk, when the fair one said : " Albert, duckey, there is one thing I wish you to do when you are married." " Name it, lovely," he replied. " That is, petty, to have no rain on Mondays, because, you know, darling, that Monday is washing day, and if the things are not washed and dried then the week's work is so fearfully put back. Yon will, won't you, my owny J" This young man's heart was torn, but he repUed : " Maud, dearest, my duty to my bleeding oountry demands im peratively that I shall whoop her as the precise sort of weather that Heaven will probably send impartially during the next twenty-four hours upon the just and the unjust, without regard to age, sex or previous conditions of servitude. If an area of barometrio disturbance ex ists in the Middle States on Monday, how can I consistently with my duty declare that the probabilities favor clear weather with light winds from the south east I No, angel ; ask me anything but that. I could not love thee, dear, so darn much, loved I not honor more." "Then you do not love me,"" she sobbed, bursting into tears. The reader will readily understand how they progressed to a quarrel and parted enemies. She returned his pres ents and is now leoturing on woman's rights, and he is a confirmed misogynist and sits up all Sunday night at the sig nal service offioo with fiendish glee, making out bulletins for Monday, an nouncing falling barometers, atmos pheric disturbances, heavy rains, showery weather and bo on. Centennial Notes. To prevent annoyance from peddlers who sell guide books on the Centennial Exposition grounds, visitors are reoom mended to carry in their hands volumes resembling the books offered for sale. . The bench show of sporting and non sporting dogs, September 1st to 8th, will be divided into fourteen classes, under nine sets of judges. Complete regula tions have been prepared by the depart ment of agriculture. The Putnam Phalanx, of Hartford, one of the foremost military organiza tions of Connecticut, visited the Exhi bition in a body, and devoted several rlaya tn ai'arVif aoAiner Th nrernnization numbers 150 members, who are uni formed in Continental costume. The isle of Cuba has a Cuban cabin formed of royal palm and banana. It is a quaint looking tenement, and one can almost imagine an insurgent lurking around, as he sees in the distance the trim looking Spanish soldiers who ac company the Spanish commission, and who ore on duty in tho Spanish depart ment. One small round jewel case on exhibi tion at the Centennial contains gold ware and jewels valued at upward of ,8300, 000. A string of pearls is valued at $80,000 in gold. A solitaire diamond, $16,000, and a diamond necklace, $16, 000. One yellow diamond is valued at $8,000. A feather to be worn in the hair has diamonds in it valued at 815, 000. These are all in the American de partment. One of the many advantages of the Centennial consists in the general adver tising to be achieved through it. Thus, we are told of a shoe manufacturer who received an order for shoes for export which he could not fill for lack of one of the materials asked for. Going to the Centennial, he found there in a show case the identical article which he sup posed was not procurable. He also fouud that the article came from a manufacturer whose shop was within hailing distance of his own. We can be sure, however, that the manufacturer of the erticlo didn't advertise it. A Choctaw Wedding. A Cheyenne (Wyoming) letter says, describing an Indian wedding : On the day appointed for the wedding the bride groom arrives on a pony, and loading another that has a side-saddle for the bride. On arriving at the house, with out dismounting, he fastens her pony to the fence, and then rides off a short distance in the direction they are to go. Presently the bride steps out, dressed in the height of fashion a new calico dress, a white pocket handkerchief around the neck, and a large red one tied over bead and ears, and a pair of new shoes across her arm, which, she puts on just before reaching the parson's. As soon as sho mounts her pony the man starts on and she follows from fifty to two hnndred yards behind. On arriving at the parsonage he gets off, ties bis horse, and goes into the bouse and makes his business known. By this time the lady arrives, dismounts, secures her horse, and goes to the bouse, leans herself on the side of it near the door, and patiently waits until some one dis covers ber and bids her enter. AU things being in readiness, the minister, who is usually a white missionary, mo tions the couple to stand up and per forms the ceremony in English, which is about as intelligible to them as Greek. But when the minister stops talking they depart, leaving the poor clergyman without fee or thanks. They usually go to the husband's parents and stay about a year before attempting the arduous duties of "housekeeping." After get ting married a Choctaw, if he doesn't like the squaw, gets a divorce, which is granted on the most frivolous pre text. Walking as ah Exeroish. The Nor. wich JiulleUn s&ya: It is said that if a man is waiting lor neaun and enjoy ment, four miles au hour is the best C&it. Thin mat Ha ftniA aa vutavda health, but for enjoyment we remember one mgnt wnen it toon us over lour hours to walk a mile. It happened, however, that the old folks bad gone to O&mrj meAtino unA aha ih rAol, ft key, and as far as health was concerned mrm AlAn'k lulla -a... it tk Atnb .11 w,lV.. A Private Funeral. There is in Leavenworth, Kansas, the Timet says, a tall, blonde youth, Henry Arnold Green, who, by the free npe of his little pistol ' and bis wild, drunken sprees, made himself famous iu this city about a year ago. He is part owner of the Leavenworth Appeal. He re ceives regularly a large income from his English estate, which he devotes to tho gratification of his whims. One day Green felt more than usually funny. He bad seen a funeral procession, and it pleased bim to have a little funeral all to himself. Having first secured the services of a hackman, he directed him to drive to an undertaking establish ment, and there he ordered a hearse and horses and an empty ooffln. The coffin was put into the vehicle, but before the doors were closed the Englishman said that it was his pleasure to " get in there himself." After instructing the hack man to follow a certain line of proces sion at a given distance from the hearse, he crawled inside, and lying down be side the coffin, lighted a cigar. The pro cession then moved off to Cherokee street, at a funeral pace, the hearse in front and the hack following. As they went down Cherokee street toward the river, the knight of the black plumes Eroduoed two bottles of whisky, which e placed alongside of the coffin, and proceeded to wind up a two-days' spree. Presently they came in contact with a large crowd, who were on their way to attend a festival, and who made com ments on the strange funeral procession. The English corpse, becoming anxious to know by what authority he was de layed on the highway, called loudly for the driver to stop, and while so doing turned over in bis narrow apartment and, with a loud orakh, forced a portion of his body through one of the large oval panes of glass on the side of the hearse. The - crowd couldn't stand a corpse breaking out of its coffin, jump ing through the side of the hearse and calling for the driver to stop further proceedings. They fled in all direc tions. After once more getting inside the author of the adventure was driven to Shawnee street, and then he returned the hearse and coffin to their owner. Stop Yoiy Worship of Money Bags. The Kentucky Yeoman says : Every newspaper one takes up nowadays is sure to have something to say about "the millionaires of America" the Astors, Vanderbilt, Stewart, Jones and Sharon of Nevada, or Flood, O'Brien, McKay and Fair of San Francisco and Nevada each of whom is proclaimed to bo worth from forty to one hundred mil lions, all made by himself. To herd working people, who are thankful for a bare competency in these impecunious times, this thing is getting to bo somewhat monotonous in fact, something of a bore. We have heard and read about these bloated money bags until we are surfeited with envy of thoir mighty piles, and with the constantly recurring thought of how happy we could be with one of their incomes for a single fortnight; aye, for a single week, or for even a single day 1 But we implore our brethren of the pen and scissors to stop this gush of millionaire literature. Let's have a rest. It isn't morally healthy to be always contemplating these glittering heaps. It leads to constant violations of one of the commandments about coveting other people's surplus things. So let's turn our attention to poor but honest people awhile. They are the sort that get into heaven easy ; they are the sort we need not envy, but are bound to f.dmire and love, and tie to. They are the sort, too, that will be far more apt to divi ie with and help us when we run short and get into trouble, than those hoartless millionaires, of whom it was long ago said "that the souls of a thousand of them might dance together on the point of a cam brio needle without jostling each other in the least." A Good 'Comparison. The Rev. Robert Collyer, the well known clergyman, in a political speech at Chicago, told the following story : A great many years ago, on one of our south western rivers, there was an old skipper who had a steamboat which was sailing in shoaly water, and got stuck in the mud. She swung around in ths water, and there was no chance to get her afloat, do what they would. He was a terribly profane old fellow, and every body knew it through the country. Suddenly an idea strnck bim. He said to one of bis deck hands : " You go up to the town and tell them I have got re ligion, and that I want them to come and hold a prayer meeting on board." The deck bands went to the town and spread the news around, and every one being interested in the old skipper's conversion, went down to bold the prayer meeting. The old man was standing ready to re ceive them, and, as they came down, be said to every man : "Go aft," and they all went aft until there was a great weight, and the end which was in the mud got loose and the boat floated off. As soon as the boat got afloat the skip per said : " The meeting is over ; jump ashore 1" In our party I mean those leaders there are men who get religion every time there is going to be an elec tion. They, say : "Gentlemen, go aft, go aft," and: we go a t Utilizing Coal Dust. It is claimed, as the result of abundant experiment, that the most practicable, convenient, and economical method of utilizing coal dust for fuel consists in thoroughly mixing about seven per cent, of clay with the fine coal, and forming the mass into balls, and then' dipping these into a bath of benzine containing some rosin in solution, the object of this operation being to render them imper vious to Moisture. The solution pene trates the lumps to the extent of about one-fourth of an inch, and after the evaporation of the benzine; which takes place rapidly upon exposure to a current of air, a film of rosin is left behind, which effectually stops up all crevices. One poiut in favor of this method is the slight cost which it involves, and the compactness of the material thus formsd it as advantage which alio w of iistraiu pottaMon without breakage Items of Interest. Managing mammas at watering places are managing daughters. An original poem is never too long. A considerable income in some news paper offices is derived from the sale of waste paper. The grave of "Captain Moll Pitcher," who figured so conspicuously in the bat tle of Monmouth, June 28, 1778, is at Carlisle, Pa., unmarked. A married man, of Greenville, N. J., forced a quid of tobacco into his sixty-year-old wife's mouth the other day and kept it there till she became ill. There are many recipes for getting rid of the currant worm, but there is nothing bo sure in its results as to blindfold him and back him under a pile driver. Two Chicago girls, who took a solemn vow lately never to be separated, have played their first game of croquet for the season, and are not now on speaking terms. The Chinese are the merchants in Java, and where they numl-rr 300,000, rank higher than the natives, and are generally wealthier than the Dutch colonists. A Christian, seeing a painter painting death, as a skeleton with a scythe, beautifully remarked : "For my part, I should paint death as an angel with a golden key." The law's delay. A case was recently deoided in England which first com menced in the year 1832. The amount originally in dispute was $400,000. Nothing is left. A little girl hearing it said tbat she was born on the king's birthday took nc -notide of it at the time, but a day or two., after asked her father if she and tho king were twins. Holland (Vt.) brags about a woman thirty-six years old, the mother of nine living children, who works every day in a sawmill with ber husband, and who can handle a crosscut saw as well as ho Cil'). A lady in Luxemburg is now prose cuting a man who killed her son in an affair of honor ; not for killing bim, but for taking away his character by saying that he fought in an undershirt of chain armor. "It is strange," muttered a young man, a t ho staggered home from a supper party, "how evil communications cor rupt good manners. I have been sur rounded by tumblers all evening, and now I am a tumbler myself." Durham, N. H., has a pork barrel which was first filled with pork in 1765, and from well authenticated tradition has been filled every year since. It will hold more than 500 pounds, and has therefore been the receptacle of at least 55,000 pounds of "country pork" of the first class. A shocking crime has been detected in the neighborhood of Gerardanes, in the Vosges, France. A child threo years old was taken to an inaccessible part of the mountains in midwinter by her uncle, with the consent of its own un natural mother, to perish there from hunger and cold. A butcher boy, coming up tho street from market the other day, carrying a largo tray on his shoulder, accidentally struck against a lady's bead, aud dis composed ber bonnet. "Tho deuce take that tray I" cried the lady, in a towering passion. w" Madame," replied the youngster, " the deuce cannot take the tray." " And you think, darling, yon could be content to share my bumble lot, and livo in a quiet way with love and me ?" queried the blissful lover, as ho looked fondly into her translucent blue eyes. " Why, yes, precious; you have no idea how economical I am. Pa gavo me one hundred dollars last week to buy a new silk, and I saved enough out of it to purcbaso four pairs of six-buttoned kids." The Washington Monument. To Hue People of the United Stales : The approach of the one hundredth anniver sary of the nation's birth vividly brings before the mind of all true lovers of the country, the memory of him who was " First iu war, Hint in peaoe, and first in the hearts of his country men." The monument to eommebiora'e a people's gratitude to George WasliinKtou, has remained in an unfinished condition for more than twenty yeard, under the shadow of the national capitol; it is now 174 feet high, and when completed will bo 485 feet high a plain and simple obclu-k, sur rounded at the base with a stone terrace twenty five feet high and two hundred feet in di ame'er. The oost to finish it is estimated at 500,000. In the name of gratitude, patriotism and national pride, the monument society renews its earnest appeal for aid to discharge a duty our country owes to the brightest name in human history. What more fitting time for the people throughout the length and breadth of our land to make their grateful offerings to this noble work, to show their reverence tor the name of the "father of his oountry," than this cen tennial jubilee of rejoicing for the possession of onr glorious free institutions and amazing progress hi all that makes and eoustitntes an enliKhtened, powerful and great nation ' We appeal to the minister of the Qosjiol and superintendents of Babbatb-sohools to take up a oolleotion on Bunday, the Becoud day of July next, or on any convenient day before or there after ; above all, we appeal to the sovereign people, the impregnable bulwark of the nation's safety, for the means of completing the monument. We respectfully request that all contributions may be sent direot to J. B. H. timith, treasurer of the Washington national monument society, at Washington. D. O. We ask the liberal aud patriotio press of the oountry to keep this appeal before the publio up to the fourth of July ensuing. By order of the society, Joiim B. Blake, Secretary. OFFICEBS OF THE WASHINGTON NATIONAL MONO MENT SOCIETY t U. S. Ouant, Ex officio president, W. W. Cobcoran, Vice-president. ' Robebt O. WiNTHaor, Vice-president, J. B. H. Smith, Treasurer, John B. Blake, Secretary. We cordially commend the foregoing appeal to the hearty co-operation of the clerpv ai d Babbath-sohool superintendents throughout the oountry. David Wills, Pastor Westf rn Presby. Chuicb, E. H. Ghat, Pastor North Baptiat Cauicii. J. K. Rankin. Pastor First Cong. Church. Wm F. Kkake. P. E. Wash. D.st. M. K Ch. J. Geo. Bctijcu, Pastor Luth. Memorial Ch. Taos G. Addison, Rector of Trinity P. E Ch. Wm 8 Hammond, Pas. of Ninth B. M. P. Ch. LOVH Sm. Mm. of tbt Vfoh Hbrsw Caog. Wai?Mo Ct, Jttca, 1ST