) ; r i 1 I mm Kt ! ' - HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher NIL DESPERANDTJM. Two Dollars per Annum.' VOL. Ill, RIDGrWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THUESDAY, FEBRUAEY 26, 1874. NO. 52. - t 1 " . . . . . -,. ' If Chanticleer. I wake 1 I feel the day is near I hear the rod cock orowlng I He cries " Tie dawn !" Ho- sweet and clear His cheering call comes to my ear, While light is slowly growing. The white snow gathers, flake on flake ; I hear the red cock crowing 1 Is anybody else awake To see the winter morning break, While thick and fast 'tis snowing t I think the world is all asleep j I hoar the red cock crowing 1 Out of the frosty pane I peep j The drifts are piled so wide and deep, And wild the wind is blowing 1 Nothing I see has shape or form : I heard the red cock crowing ! But that dear voice comes through the Btorm To greet me in my nest so warm, As if the sky were glowing 1 A happy little child, I lie And hear the red cock crowing. The day is dark. I wonder why His voice rings out so brave and high, With gladness overflowing. From SI. Nicholas. DEBBT'S WEDDING. ' Roktby 1 Rokthy 1 Wake up and thee how the thuow fallth, can t thee I No need for little Tommy to call so vigorously from his truckle-bed in the room next the one occupied by his two sisters, Deborah and Roxana. Boxy bod been roused some minutes by ueDD s pleasant plashing or water be hind the screen. Now she leaned upon her elbow in bed, gazing dolefully out . upon the snow, which had been falling lor the past two hours. " O Debby 1" she cried, without an swering Tommy's summons. "What will thee do if it keens on snowina" ?" "O, I guess it will be clear before ten, and then the folks will have a mer ry time going to meeting in sleighs. " But if it snows all day, thy new bonnet ana cloak will be ruined, Debby." "Then Caleb will have to buy me a new suit when we get to the city, if I spoil one jnhis service, replied the elder sister laughing. Roxy removed her upholding arm from beneath her round cheek, and sank back against the pillows. Those few words, "When we get to the city," had brought as in a flash to her mind the reflection that she was about to be parted from this dear, kind elder sister. The pact few weeks had been so filled with the bustle of preparation for the great event of this day, that little time had been given to thinking of the com ing separation. A hard knot rose in Roxv's throat. " and a thick film blinded her eyes, as ,ihe vision came toherof what the farm house would be without "our Debby" rutting round like a sweet gentle J airy, restoring order with a touoh and good temper with a pleasant word. Roxy almost hated Caleb Dawson, as she reflected that he was to gain all that they must miss. " Come, Roxy dear," said Debby, appearing from behind the screen, rub- ing her pink cheeks into a brilliant scarlet. " lis almost breakfast time. and thee shonld be nearly dressed by this time. But what ails thee, dear child ? Thee's not crying for the snow, I hope. Tut, tut I never mind." Roxy tried to sob out an answer, but it was not until Debby had laid her soft hand caressingly on her wrinkled brow, that she managed to gasp, " It is nt that, Debby, but but tbee's go ing to leave the valley and ho ome and a all, and thee'U forget all about us, and only care for Caleb Dawson. 1 wish he had never come to the valley, so I do. Tommy and I used to think it futr to watch him fidget about till thee came down stairs, and we used to laugh to see you look bo fond of each other, and sidle so close together ; but now I only seem to think of thy going away, and how bad we'll feel without thee, O Debby 1" and Roxy seized her sister's hand convulsively, " can't thee stay with us ? Just change thy mind for once." t ' A cloud faintly shadowed Debby's sunny face for a moment, but was suc ceeded by a smile, as she replied, gent ly and firmly, "thee knows it is too late for that now, Roxv, even if I wanted to change. Bat" Caleb and I could not be happy unless we were to gether. We do not mean ever to forget the valley, nor any of the dear folks. We shall ofterrrun down to visit the farm, and when we get nicely settled in the city, thee shall come up to pay us a good long visit, Roxy dear. The love we bear to each other would be poor in deed, if it did not deepen the love we have for others instead of lessening it.'" Debby bent and kissed her little sister's warm hand, gratified with the affection, yet pained that Roxy should think her capable of forgetting home amidst her new ties. "It ith all nonthenth, Rokthy," called little Tommy from the next room, "thy wanting Debby to back down at thitn time of day. Why, she'th pathed lneot iDg, don't thee know? Let me thee, what wath it she thaid ? O yeth, my own inclination, new thituation, inten tionCaleb Dawthon." Even crying Roxy had to laugh at this version of her sister's 'passing meeting.' What her sister really had said on the preceding First Day in the Friends' meeting-house at Exton was With Divine permission and Friends' approbation, it is my intention to marry Caleb Dawson." Caleb had previously repeated the same formulary, except that of course he said, ' Deborah Pan coast,' where she said ' Caleb Dawson.' Roxy's laugh at Tommy's mistake so far restored her composure that she jumped out of bed and hastily com menced her dressing operation. . Some time before the hoar to start for meeting oame, an idea entered Roxy's little head, which, instead of being dutifully expelled, was allowed to remain until it had grown so Lrge that it was impossible to rid herself of it. Why eould she not go up to the city in the same train with her sister, not discovering herself to the newly married pair -until the end of the jour ney, when it would be too late to send her back I She had a whole dollar of her own,wioh would surely be enough to pay her fare all the way, and twice over too. Roxy almost jumped for joy at the happy thought, little knowing, foolish child I what terror and misery this wild idea was to bring upon herself and friends. At ten o'clock precisely, all the sleighs belonging to the Pancoast family drove up to the meeting-house, and a great stir they made to be sure. In the first sat Friend Pancoast, his wife, Roxy, and Tommy. Next drove up Caleb and Debby in a very small cutter, while a large sledge bore all the workmen and maids belonging to the farm. Very pretty Debby looked as she alighted, but very pale and trembling when she took her seat in the gallery, with all tha old Friends looking at her through their spectacles, and the younger ones peeping slyly at her from under their close bonnets. I doubt much whether any of the bridal party heard a word of the two long sermons which preceded the mar riage ceremony one from the text, "The Lord gave and the Lord hath taken away, blessed be the name of the Lord ;" the other, " My Beloved is gone down into his garden, to the bed of spices, to feed in the gardens and to gather lilies." At length the long pre liminary pause is over, and every eye in the meeting-house is turned on the young couple who stand so solemnly together ; he, strong, self-reliant, com posed ; she, trembling, yet confident in the affection and power of him to whom she promises in the presence of her friends, with divine assistance, to be a loving and obedient wife. Another pause, and then a great bustle and con fusion ; friends who are not to be of the oompany at the farm, pressing for ward to offer their hearty congratula tions, while Debby's mother nervously wonders whether Thomas and Caleb meant to stay all the morning in the meeting-house, and so lose the wedding-breakfast, or miss the train. Fi jally all are stowed away in the sleighs, the bells twinkling merrily as the impatient horses paw and scrape on the freshly fallen snow, the last tuck is given to the buffalo robes, and off they start for the farm. Merry was that ride, and merry the breakfast at the end of it. Never had Tommy laughed so muoh, nor devoured so many oakes and sweetmeats. Friend i'ancoast was almost uproarious with mirth, while many a quiet friend for got decorum to join in the merry mak ing. But Roxy, poor, conscience-stricken Roxy, could not enjoy the fun at all, contemplating as she did suoh an en terprise at leaving home unknown to all. Many noticed her dejection, and. at tributing it to sorrow at the coming separation from her sister, kindly pressed her to return home with them for a day or two after the bridal pair had started on their wedding trip. Roxy's mother answered to all invita tions, that the child must do as she thought best about leaving home. It would be dull for her, no doubt, with out Debby, but she must get used to it some time or other. Roxy held her head proudly up to keep down the rising tears, and clasped more tightly in the hand she held in her pocket the gold dollar which seemed such a fortune to her. The time seemed very long until three o'clock, when the whole company were to escort the bridal pair to the town to see them safely in the cars, and afterward to disperse to their several homes. Roxv rode in the neighbor's sleigh, so that when the tearful adieus were all over, and her mother on looking round the depot did not see her, she made no inquiry about her. Roxy was supposed to have accepted one of tho many pressing invitations, while the friends who brought her to the depot were equally satisfied that she had returned with her mother. A crouching form sat in a corner of the railway carriage, trembling if the couple far ahead of her did but move to raise or lower the sash. Fortunately, or unfortunately for Roxy, Caleb and JJebby, like moBt nappy couples on their wedding tours, were entirely un oonscions of every object save the one beside them. The eonduotor glanced curiously at Roxy, but made no comment as he handed back ten cent pieces in ex change for her dollar. Children daily went up to the city alone, and it was no affair of his if the little girl only paid her fare through. That was a tedious ride to the little country girl, unused to travel in the cars, especially when the roads were blocked up with snow; and she lelt still and tired, when, at length, after many stoppings at way-stations, the train steamed into a long, cold, dark depot, unquestionably belonging to the city. Roxy kept a sharp lookout for her sister, and when the train stopped, ran towards the part of the oar where Deb by sat, intending to discover herself. Half way down the car she missed her muff, and turned back to recover it It lay snugly on the seat where she had been sitting, but when Roxy turned to look for her sister and new brother, both had left the car. In vain Roxy quickened her steps. and jumped hurriedly from the car. Caleb's black hat and Debby's new vel vet bonnet were not to be discovered among the mass of heads thronging the depot. Roxy threaded her way in and out among the crowd, looking around in vain for the objects of her search. A quarter of an hour passed before she found her way into the street. There she saw a long line of carriages, which the drivers were urging passengers to take. Ona at last was encaged, and Roxv's heart throbbed quickly as she saw two trunks, one marked C. D., the other D. f ., strapped tightly on behind. The driver had taken his seat and was flour ishing his whip for a start, so Roxy sprang forward to arrest his progress. In her haste, nnnsed to city pavements, she slipped and fell. On rising, she found that the hack had turned the corner: still undismayed. though with some sinking of the heart, she ran after it. She saw it about half a square distant, bat rapidly iaoreatiag the distance between her and her sister. In vain she ran and called, " Caleb I Debby I O, Debby, do not leave me 1" Faster and faster rolled the carriage away, turning corner after corner, till at length Roxy could Bee it no longer, nor did she even know the way back to the depot. Cold, tired, and fairly frightened, she sat down upon a doorstep and burst into tears. It was now nearly dark. Men were lighting the street lamps, and people were closing their parlor shutters, as is the hospitable custom of the City of Brotherly Love. Roxy did not know what in the world Bhe should do. Presently the door of the house opened, and a woman with a basket came out, saying in a whining voice : "Blessings on you for you kindness to a poor woman as has a siok man at home and six poor little ohilder. It's nicely warmed I've gat at yer kitchen fire, and these nice pieces to boot. Bless you forever, I say." The door closed, when the woman, changing her tone, exclaimed angrily, throwing away some pieoes of bread as Bhe spoke : " Drat the stingy miser. Does she give me dry bread, when it's money I want ?" Here she perceived Roxy sitting on the step, and instantly resuming her whine, said : "Ah, pretty miss, have you not a penny to give a poor woman ?" " I will give thee ten cents," replied Roxy, quickly, "if thee will take me to where my sister is staying to-night?" "And where is that?" asked the woman, scarcely repressing a smile. How can I take you where your sister is, when you don t know the name of the hotel where she has wut up at ?" " I don't know. Some hotel or other, I think. She is going away to New York early in the morning. I live away far off in the country, and don't know my way about town yet." " Well," said the woman, "just come with me. I know all about all the ho tels as well as any one, and I guess I can find your sister." Se took Roxy's hand and led her away, up one street and down another, until they reached one of the most for lorn districts of the city. Roxy was utterly fatigued with her unwonted travels, and was very glad when the woman told her tay were nearly " there." " Is that it ?" asked Roxy, doubtfully, as the woman led her up a narrow court to a low, dirty house, standing quite alone. " Yes, this is my hotel, Sissy, and I think you -rill soon find your Sister." Roxy sighed, thinking the woman was mistaken, but, too tired to resist, pre ceded the woman, who closed and locked the door, after they entered. In a room off the entry they found half a dozen or more ragged children sitting crouched over a low fire, each with a basket before her. "What have you brought to-night, Sukey?" asked the woman of the eldest. " Ah 1 that is nice, chicken and pie. We'll be rich if we go on. And money ? Humph ! twentypennies ain't a fortune, either." And thus she went the rounds, until Roxy found to her horror that she had been brought into a nest of professional beggars, a class of whom she had heard whispers, but had never before formed any idea of. Timidly she approached her conductor aud begged to be taken to her sister. " You must be a little gumpus 1" exclaimed the woman,laughing heartily. " How can I tell?" " Then why did thee bring me here ?" asked Roxy, crying. " To rest you, poorohild, to be sure," said the woman, ooaxingly. " Just bide with us till morn, and I'll try to find your folks, or at least return you to the step I found you on. Eat some of this cake, dearie, and then I'll show you the way to bed." Roxy could not eat the cake for terror and fatigue. How grieved and fright ened would her parents be ! Oh, why had she ever been so naughty I Seeing that it was better to remain here for the night than to return to the street, she made no resistance when the woman conducted her to her bed, which was not so dirty as might have been ex pected, though bearing no comparison to the whiteness of her own couch. Here poor Roxy sobbed out a penitent prayer for protection, with promises never to be so naughty again if only she might be brought safely home. Then jumping into bed, having laid her clothes across the foot, she soon cried herself to sleep. It was late in the morning before she was roused by the warm sun shining on her face. It was so much like a home awaking, that she was quite bewildered not to find herself in her own bed. A moment's thought, however, reoalled yesterday's events to her mind, and springing out of bed, she determined to dress immediately, and make her way to the depot at which she had ar rived yesterday, for she was sure of meeting some one there who knew her and could take her home. Her clothes, however, were not to be found, but in their stead were laid a dirty torn dress and an old plaid shawl, with a ragged hood beside them. The nice merino dress, quilted cloak, and bonnet, tippet and muff, had all disap peared, and poor Roxy was left with not a single decent article of wearing apparel, but the little chemise in which she slept, and flannel petticoat which she had wrapped round her shoulders. Kven her shoes and stockings were re placed with a worn pair of heavy boots and a thin pair of stockings. The room was entirely bare, so thej eould not be secreted in it. Poor Roxy was fain to don the disgusting habili ments of a beggar in order to be able to search for her own clothes. ' What was her amazement to find, on leaving her room, that the house was evidently de serted, not a single one of the four rooms containing a solitary inmate. The rooms were empty of everything but two beds, a table, and a few chairs, every artiole of value being probably locked up in the closets, of whioh there were three. Roxy saw she probably had been left for the day, and wisely concluded her best plan would be to quit this boose ; she let herself out of the front door, which she found was only latched, and wandered, hungry, cold, frightened, and not a little ashamed of her strange dress, into the street. She had not walked very far when she reached a crowded thoroughfare, and, determined to ask the first nice looking lady she met for advice, she moved slowly along. Suddenly a hand was laid roughly on her Bhoulder, and, looking up, behind her she saw her conductress of yesterday. Fear lent her strength, and tearing herself away, she rushed across the street, but not in time to escape being thrown down on the stones by a pair of horses, whose driver had not notioed the little girl, in his hurry to get his carriage ahead of another driver's. Poor Roxy was taken up for dead, but Borne signs of life being riianovered, oho was taken to the hospital, whore she lay unconscious of everything, save the keenest agony, for many a weary week. At just about the time when Roxy was run over in the street, Roxy's moth er began to be uneasy about her, for neighbor Lloyd had stopped, in pass ing, to inquire how all felt after the wedding, and on being inquired of con cerning Roxy, said he had left her the day before in the depot Roxy's parents having all the while supposed she had gone home with him. Still there was hope that she had gone home with friend Jones, or Thomas, or some other neighbor. But when noon came, all had been questioned, and none had seen Roxy after parting with Caleb and Debby. "Perhaps, mother, Rokthy hath gone to the thity with Debby," suggested Tommy, after every possible supposi tion of her whereabouts had been broached. " She was taking on awful hard in the morning, becauthe of Deb by'th going away." " Impossible I" replied his mother. " Debby would not have allowed it." However, the conductor was sought out, and did remember something of having taken fare from aplainly dressed little girl, who went up alone. But she was not with Caleb and Debby, for he himself had seen them drive off together from the depot, and he was positive there was no child of any description with them. This slight clew was seized at once, policemen set upon the traok, and every measure taken which could possibly bring success; but in vain. Debby's wedding trip was cut short by receiving a telegram to return im mediately. The whole household, and indeed the whole valley, was involved in the deepest sorrow, and the week be gun in so much merriment, was ended in grief and consternation. Several weeks passed, and soaroely a hope of recovering the little wanderer was left. Debby had tearfully taken possession nf her pretty new ham. in the city, feeling as if all enjoyment in her so lately anticipated pleasures was gone forever. She was sitting in her cozy parlor one warm, bright morning in April, or " fourth month," as she called it, sadly musing over her little sister's disap pearance, when a loud ring startled her from her reverie, and presently her maid ushered in a benevolent old Friend, dressed, as Debby afterward said, "quite plainly enough to Bit in the preacher's gallery." " Thee's Deborah Dawson, is thee not ?" asked the old lady, benignly. " Yes," replied Deborah, simply. " And I am Charity Pennock," re-, turned the Friend. " So we know each other, only I rather have the advantage of thee. I make certain of my welcome for thee sees I have good news for thee, my child." " Roxy ?" gasped Debby, seizing the old lady s hand and drawing her to a seat beside her on the sofa. " Yes, Roxy, safe if not quite well, thanks to our merciful Father." ' "Where?" asked Debby, almost choking. In the hospital where I have been in the habit of visiting for years. She has been entirely unconscious until to-day, when she addressed me in the plain language, and begged to be taken to her sister. On asking thy name, I im mediately knew she must be the child whose mysterious disappearance I have heard of ; so, looking np thy husband's place of business, I got him to send a carriage for the little girl, and but here he is now." Need we tell how joyous was that meeting, how tenderly Debby nursed her sister into recovery,-how the whole Pancoast family came down to see her, and how she cried and sobbed and promised never to be naughty again ? Roxy is now a large girl, and has been many times since to the city ; but she never forgets that first memorable visit on the day of her sister Debby's wedding. A Tain Secret. A writer in the Washington Star re lates the following aneodote of the White House : "During the civil war a letter was received by the State De partment, following a telegraph dis patch from Boston, relating in terms of such conviction and certainty a plot to undermine and blow up the Executive Mansion, with Mr. Lincoln and all his Ministers, on some Cabinet or recep tion day, that Caleb Smith, Secretary of the Interior, was confidentially charged to investivate it. He sent for a native District and Union man, known to every citizen, and asked him if it oould be arranged to have some expert mechanic examino the White House cellar and approaches, without exciting suspicion among the workmen. He said he knew such a man, and called on Tom Lewis, a reliable master mason. Lewis took a gang of men, picks, shovels, &o., and informed them that he wanted to excavate for a drain or spring which mtde the cellar damp, had floors taken upt countermines and trenches dug, and informed Mr. Lin coln, who was not particle soared, that he oould see nothing like the wor of Ony Fawkes. Caleb Smith was much exercised, however, and tele graphed to his informant in Boston to write more explicitly. The man did so, and assured the Secretary that 4 there could be no mistake about his informa tion, for he had derived it personally by oomuoatioa with, spirits.' " Dog lMnsioss. There are fashions in dogs as in every thing else. Just at present fashion, with better teste than we had a right to expeot, has decreed that the Skye ter rier is the dog which everybody that is anybody ought to possess. This is a wise deoree, for there is no more intel ligent and upright dog than your Skye terrier. In fact he overflows with sweetness and light. At the same time a lamentable confusion prevades the public mind as to what constitutes a true Skye terrier, and a brief discussion of the matter may not prove uninterest ing. Thero are three principal closely allied varieties of the rough-haired terrier the Skye, the Sootoh and the Dandy Dinmont dogs. Of subordinate varieties it is not necessary to speak, and of the Dandy Dinmont breed, the main feature of which is the pepper-and-salt color of the coat, it need only be said that it has now become very rare a true Dandy Dinmont being worth from fifty to seventy five guineas. The Scotch-terrier is a short-legged dog, with long silver-gray hair. The Skye terrier is still shorter in point of legs and wilder in luxuriance of hair, which is of a Bteel-blue tint. The Skye's coat ought nearly to touch the ground, and it should be a matter of difficulty to distinguish the end on which tha head is placed from the other extremity. Now a genuine Skye terrier is worth from $100 to $150 in this country, and seldom are Been here. What are called Skye terriers by de signing dog-fanciers, and accepted as such by easily persuaded purchasers, are simply Scotchterriers with just enough of Skye blood to give them a slight bluish tint along the upper part of their coats. Not only are Scotch terriers thus wrongfully permitted to as sume the rank and station of the Bkye, but pure Scotch terriers are about as rare here as pure Skyes. The smooth coated black-and-tnn has been so fre quently crossed with the Scotch that he has given to the latter his long legs, and has materially reduced the length and roughness of his hair. The con sequence is that the analysis of most so-called Skye terriers sold here would show one-half Scotch, one-quarter black-and-tan, and one-quarter Skye as their constituent elements. A long legged Scotch or Saye cannot be a fine bred dog, whatever the dog-fanoiers may tell you. The long legs point in exorably to a black-and-tan or some times to a poodle anoestry. The prices of these compound animals vary, of course, according to the degree to which they they approach purity. A Skye with enough Skye to color his back nicely is worth about fifty dollars. A Scotch-terrier with moderately short legs which is the best that a man can reasonably hope for brings about forty dollars. Probably in the preeant cor rupt state of the dog market the best plan for an admirer of rough terriers to pursue is to procure nsgood a specimen of a female Scotch terrier as he can find.. From her, by careful selection, he can breed dogs of excellent quality. As for pure Skyes they are nearly hope less, and every one who sets his hopes upon them will be purs to be bitterly disappointed. Burning Her Own House. Dorcas, Acres'of Turner, Me., a tailor ess . by trade, had, by long and patient labor, accumulated money enough to purchase a small house and lot, when she took to herself a husband Lazarus Lucas " to rule over her." The home was purchased after her marriage with the money Dorcas had earned with her needle. The husband was in feeble health and could earn nothing for their support so Dorcas worked on at her trade, and supported herself and her husband also. She nursed him when sick, paid his bills, and buried him re spectably when he died, asked no help from his relatives. He left no children and made no will, and Dorcas, being ignorant of law as it aflects married women and widows, supposed that the home was hers because she bad paid for it with her own earnings. So she kept right on making coats and garments like Dorcas of old ; happy, no doubt, in the good work and "alms-deeds" which she did. But this state of things could not last long. The two brothers of her dead husband soon began to exercise their control over her, as in duty bound. The woman must be protected (?) if not by her husband then by her nearest male relative. So Dorcas received no tice that she could only have her "right of dower" in the little home. " The use of one-third " " the widow's encum brance !" Now Dorcas was only an ig norant woman and could not under stand the justice of law whioh could take two-thirds of her earnings from her and give them to relatives of her husband. So she refused to take any legal advice in the matter, but as time passed on, the brothers made it so un comfortable for her that she dared not live in the house. But still disdaining to recognize the law which men had made to suit themselves, she set fire to her home and burned it down. She said, " If I cannot have it, they shall not" For which crime she was sen tenced to the State prison, and served out the time of her sentence, whioh I believe was two years. About Monuments. Henry Keep's widow has recently married Judge Shelley, of Georgia. Henry Keep will be remembered as the nabob of the New York Central Rail road. Mr. Keep died some four years ago. Mis. K. ordered a $100,000 monu ment from Italy for her husband's grave in the Watertown, N. Y., cemetery. A remarkable feature of the monument is thus described: " At its base is a room several feet square, enclosed in glass. and within the room, bending over the tomb, are the life-size figures of Mrs. Keep and daughter, carved in the mar ble, each being an exact likeness of the original. Mrs. Keep was the daughter of the late Norris M. Woodruff, of Watertown. Mr. W., from the small beginning of tin ware peddler, oame to be a very rich man. He designed his own monument, and it stands in the same rural cemetery with his son-in-law Keep's. Mr. Woodruff's monument is a very expensive one, and is surmounted wiw a luu jecgia statue oi wansc Carious English Games. " Post " is an old active game entail ing plenty of healthful exeroise. All the players save one are seated, and take the name of an English or foreign post town, say Paris, Liverpiol, Lon don. The oniy player who is standing calls out, " The post is going between Liverpoel and London," or any other two places, when the two players so named exchange seats, the postman try ing to reach one before the journey is effected; if he does this, the nnseated player becomes postman. And when the general post is declared to be going out, everybody changes seats. " Petit Paquet " is another old favor ite that is always amusing. The play ers stand in a double circle one before the other, with the exception of one, who, with a handkerchief in hand, makes a tour of the circle, dropping the handkerchief where he pleases; and whoever he touches with it must leave his place, and do his best not to be caught, by running in and out of the other players, and making good his es cape as best he can. If, however, he is caught, he must take the handkerchief and repeat as before. "Their Siamese Majesties" isanother good trick. Place two chairs in a row, sufficiently far apart for another to be between them, and cover all over with a rug and shawl. Seat two people on the chairs, dressed up as the King and Queen of Siam, bring the children in one by one to be introduced to their majesties, and politely request each to take the seat between them; whereupon the king and queen rise Buddenly, and the guest falls between the two chairs to the ground. The " Babes in the Tower" is another trick. Let two children lie on a sofa or table, the legs of which can be bo hid den by drapery that some one can lie beneath it, and, being supplied with a large pin, apply it unawares to the legs of the visitors who are brought up to see the poor babes. " The Recumbent Prince " is another very amusing game. The performer lies on the ground, and the hair i drawn away from the head so as to give the appearance of a beard. A cap or hat is placed on the chin, and a body formed of shawls, etc, is attached to the chin, the real figure hidden in the same way, so that the face is shown up side down, and a very curious ellect is produced. " Neighbor, neighbor, I come to tor ment you," is an amusing game played as follows: The players sit in a circle, and one begins by saying " Neighbor, neighbor, I come to torment you." " What with ? is the question of the next player. " To do as I do," where upon one hand is moved. This is passed round the circle until all the players are moving their one hand. Then the same formula is repeated, save that the an swer is " To do with two as I do," when both hands are moved: and the thine continues until the hands, legs, head, and body of each player are in motion, which presents a comical ellect. "Jingles" is also amusintr. One of the players leaves the room, and the reBt determine on a word. When he re enters he is told a noun that rhymes with the one chosen, which he must find out by their dumb movements. Say bat is the word selected, he is told that it rbymes with "rat," and the players either try to imitate flying or hitting a ball with a bat. We have known much fun caused by keeping fonr or five children in the room while the others are sent out, and placing them behind the drawn window curtains; then let one just show the eye through the opening, and when the rest are admitted they have to decide to whom it belongs by no means as easy a task as it seems. " Judge and Jury " is played by one. the judge, asking any question he pleases of the others, who are the jury: and they in their replies must not make use of the words " black, " white, "yes," or "no;" whoever does so at once becomes judge. In " Schoolmaster and Pupil " the former asks the name of a river, or place, or mountain, cr whatever he may choose, beginning with any letter he may fix upon, and if the person ad dressed does not reply correctly before ten is counted, they change places. Exchange. A New Theory of Dreams. A novel and interesting theory as to the nature of dreams was lately pro pounded before the Royal Medical In stitution by Professor Humphrey, of Cambridge, England, defining dreams as not a normal accompaniment of sleep, but rather a result of the abnor mal or imperfect condition of the organ of mental action. In the natural state, he says, we should pass from wakeful ness to complete unconsciousness, and vice versa, almost instantaneously, and this is the case with many persons. More frequently, however, the trans ition is protracted, and stages are ob served in which the sleep is but partial. In this case, according to Piofeesor Humphrey, the cerebral organ being in an imperfect state, its action is im perfect, and the first effect of the lessening of its vital visor is the loss of the highest form of mental power the control over the mental operations : and in this oondition the thoughts ramble unchecked, chase one another confusedly over the mental field, and give rise to all sorts of incongruities of the imagination. Roosters. Roosters, says Josh Billings, are the pugilists among birds, and having no suitable shoulders tew strike from, they strike from the heel. When a rooster gets whipped, the hens all march oph with the other rooster, if he ain't half so big or handsum. It is pluck that wins a hen. Roosters az a class wont do enny household work ; you Kant get a rooster to pay any attenshun to a young one. They spend most of their time in crowing and strutting about, and wunce in a while they find a worm ; which they make suoh a great fuss over, calling their wives up from a distance, apparently to treat them. but as the hens git thare, this elegant cuss bends over and gobbles up the worm. Jist like a man for all the world I Items of Interest. Suet is the lawyer's favorite dish. Gas bills are often burning shames. Parafllne is recommended as useful in rendering boots waterproof. The greatest depth of the Pacific Ooean between California and China is 2 miles. The amount expended on the Penn sylvania Constitutional Convention was $410,723. You may always know an old bachelor by the feet that he always speaks of a baby as "it." St. Louis wants a branch mint if Chi cago is to have one otherwise she can get along without it. Over a qnarter of the State of Minne sota, or 13,209,000 acres of land, have been given to the railroads. The doll of the period is elaborately dressed, wears jewelry, and is alto gether too nice to play with. Muscatine, Iowa, is reported to be "stuck up" in view of the fact that a starch factory is to be located there. A great drawback to this country, in the view of an English journal, is the adulteration of its liquors and its lan guage. A navil officer who has been in China testified in behalf of the excellence of rat stews. We have not the slightest objection. Among the petitions presented to Congress lately was a claim for $16,000, made by a chirapodist for operating on the feet of soldiers. The steam boiler of Baird k Roper's shingle mill at Deep Creek, Virginia, exploded, killing four persons and badly scalding four others. Gen. Thomas A. Rosser is out with an argument for towing canal boats with locomotives, a narrow gauge track to be built on the towpath. San Francisco editors are firing real bullets at each other, and it is the poor est method that could be invented to furnish leading articles. A well-trained family dog reoently officiated at a Des Moines wedding by carefully holding a portion of the bride's dress during the ceremony. Humility is a grace that adorns and beautifies every other grace ; with it, the most splendid natural and ac quired acquisitions lose their charm. Joseph Davis was hanged at West minster, Md., for the murder of Abra ham L. Lynn, and William H. McCotter was hanged at Cambridge, Md., for the murder ef his father-in-law, Robert Insley. "Take a wing 1" gushed a pompous up-start, extending his arm to a sensi ble lady, at the close of a prayer meet ing. " Not of a gander 1" Bho quietly replied, and walked home with her mother. The Wilmington (N. 0.)Star received a proposition from the proprietor to ad vertise to the amount of $8 and take it out in hotel aocommadations, to which the editor replied that he advertises for cash, not hash. A nronosed amendment to the New Jersey constitution is that property of no kind shall be exempt irom taxation, except that of the State, counties, and municipalities, and burying grounds not held by stock companies. The Illinois Legislature has passed a law providing that whoever adulterates milk with water, chalk or other buo stance, or sells such milk, shall be con fined in the county jail not exceeding one year, or fined not exceeding $500. A London correspondent, in speak ing of the Tichborne trial, says: " No case has ever, I believe, produced as many liars and perjurers in any country as this one. A regular bargain and sale of witnesses has been the rule on both sides." A philosopher remarks that there is something peculiarly instructive in standing upon a street corner in a largo oity and watching the men all rushing around trying to make money, and cue women ail floating around trying to spend it. The series of fourteen "extras issued by the New York Tribune are undoubtedly the cheapest and best popular scientific publication in the world. The Tribune will send free to any applicant a circular giving the full contents and details of this remarkable Library for One Dollar." The number of girl students of Ober- lin college who fail to complete their course, compared with the number , of male students equally unfortunate, is as two to one. We have this on the authority of the president of the college, and we should like him to tell us what he expects of a class just escaping slavery. A Nebraska journal invitingly says : Who says farmers cannot gee rioh in this State ? Fifteen yeare ago a young man came to the State, without a dollar in the world. Last week he went out of the State, carrying with him the sum of one dollar and thirty-eight cents, the savings of fifteen years of frugal lite. Come West, young man, come West 1" As soon as the Congressional chap lain closes his appeal to the Throne of Graoe there is a clapping of hands all over the floor. It is the way members have of calling pages to their side. Every Congrescman begins his day's labor by giving an order to a messen ger; hence the clapping is universal and uproarious. "Well, that beats me," said an elderly man in the gallery, with mud on his boots, which looked as though it had been brought from the other side of the Potomao ; I don't see . anything in that prayer worth cheer ing." The philosophers of India once pos sessed a book so large that it required a thousand camels to carry it. A king desired to have it abridged, and certain scholars reduced it bo that it could be carried by a hundred camels. Other kings came,' who demanded that it should be diminished still more ; until at length the volume was reduced to four maxims. The first of these max ims bade kings to.be just ; the second prescribed obedience to the people ; the third recommended mankind not to eat except when they were hungry ; the fourth advised womea to be modest.