HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher. NIL DESPKRANDTJM. " Two Dollars per Annum. VQL 111 HIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 26, 1873. yo- 17 Truthful James to tlie Editor. (Ykeka, 1873.) Which it is not m style To produce needless pain l'.y t (dements that ile Or that po 'gin (he grain, Cut here's Captain Jack still a liviu', and Nye lias lis tkcli) on his brain ! On that Caucasian head There is no crown of hair, It is gone, it has fled! And Fchoprz "'v here?" And I aslts, " Ih this Nation a White Mau'B. and is generally tilings on the square t" 8he was known in the camp " As " Xye's other siniaw," ..'. : And folks of that stamp Hez no rights in the Law, Hut is treacherous, sinful and slimy, as Nye might Lev' well known before. Hut she Mid that she knew Where the Injins was hi, And the statement was true, For it seemed that she did ; Since she led. William where he was covered by Seventeen Modocs. and slid ! Then they reached for his hair j Bat Nye sez, " By the Law Of Nations, forbear no more : And I looks to be treated, you hear me ? as a pris'ner, a pris'ner of war!" But Captain Jack rose And he sez " It's too thiu. Such statements as those It's too late to begin. There's a Modoc indictment agin you, 0 Tale face, and you're goiu' in ! " You stole Schonchiu's squaw In tho year sixty-two ; It was in 'Sixty-Four That Long Jack vou went through, And you burned Nasty Jim's raucheria and his wives and his pappooscs too. " This gun in my hand Was sold me by you 'Gainst the lan- of the land, And I grieves it is true!" Aud ho buiicd his face in his blanket aud wept as he hid it from view. " Hut yon're tried aud condemned And Fkelping's your doom," And he paused and he hemmed But why this resume ? lie was skelped 'gainst tLo custom of Nations, . and cut off like a rose in its bloom. Ho I ahks without guile, And I trusts not iu vain, If this is the stylo That is going to obtain If here's Captain Jack still a livin', and Nye w ith no skelp on his brain ? BnET Haute. MOONLIGHTING) CATTLE. It was a dry season word of feuronly known in its true meaning to an Aus tralian squatter. The sun hnd licked ' up the few remaining spots of muddy water, scorched the grass, nnd turned everything but the bare earth to a son of rusty blue. The plains, filled with great cracks and holes, and destitute ol a vestige of any green thing, had bee: scraped and trodden by the starviuc sheep till they looked' like frebli-duf flower-beds, and the thunder-stornn which mocked us on the- horizon every night, were only too sure signs that this sort of thing might last for mouths yet. Whit with the shepherds giving up their flocks iu despair, or, wor.se still, losing them for want of energy to walk round them, I had had a hard time ol it ; night alter night outriding onetired horse al ter nnother, shifting sheep sta tions, sinking holes in the river-bed. trying to keep some life in the wretched stock that staggered and tottered along across the dusty plain, followed bysome crunky, dejected shepherd, whose whole soul was bent on the calculation of how soon his time would lie up, anil himsell at liberty to go nnd drink his cheque at the public-house in the township two hundred miles off. The wild cattle, brutes that had nearly lived long enough to havo forgotten the hot iron on their sidos.and that laughed to seoru nil attempts to head them to the yard, hud long been a nuisance on the run. They had by long impunity so increased that the scrubs f.rounii Mount Breakneck were full of them, and their numbers were always beiiif." recruited by stragglers from the quiet cattle of the place, which, in these dry times, often wandered a dozen mile's from their own camps to look for better pasture, or followed the beds of the dried-tip creeks, scraping up the sand in the faint hope of coming on the water, which, even in the worst seasons, is generally found running below. It was just Christmas time, and in consequence steaming hot. The ther mometer registered 100 in the verandah of the " Cooorn Humpy," or squatter's house, which, built of weather-boards and raised from the ground on piles, was, except perhaps the huge wood-shed lower down the creek, the coolest place for many miles. We that is, the cattle overseer and myself in our little bach elors' quarters, had been trying, in defi ance of flies, mosquitoes, and the taran tula spiders that disported themselves on the rafters, to sleep all day, and to fancy that we were enjoying our Christ mas; and, in default of anything else, had been brewing large jorums of lime juice and water, to drink the healths of divers people who were at that moment snoring peacefully beneath the bed clothes under the influence of Christ mas cheer at home, while big coal fires glowed in their bedrooms, and the land scape was cold and white under its load of snow. Jack, after moralizing on his haul fate, aud describing the dances that his people always had on Christmas eve, was suddenly brought back to a practi cal sense f the duties of this life by the black bullock-driver putting his hpad in at the window and saying, " Hi ! plenty me been see uui cattle ! big fel low mob ! that been come down along o' water this side little fellow myall scrub. I believe me and you go look out that fellow." Now the gentleman who condescended to take our fat cattle at four pounds per head, and who retailed them to the good people of Sydney at fourpence per pound, had been grumbling fear fully about their quality, lately, and had even threatened to transfer his custom to our next neighbor, between whom and ns there was war and much ehafT, so that a chance of getting a really prime lot for Christmas was not to be despised. Aud if, after we hnd got them, they were found to be too wild to drive to market, thnt was the butcher's lookout nny, might even put a pound or two into some of the very empty pockets of my mates and myself, for seeing them sife over the range which was the particular bane of all drovers, with its precipitous track, and the prickly scrub which ran right into the road. At lenst it was something to relieve the eternal monotony of .count ing two flocks of sheep, morning and evening, and we were equal 4 to the occasion. Springing off the bed and putting a spur on the right boot, while my mate put the other on his left an ingenious and wholly Australian way of dividing our forces and rolling up the sleeves of our, to say the truth, not very -clean lean flannel shirts, we dispatched Quondong, our black friend, for the working horses, nni making the court yard re-echo to the sound of our stock whips, gave the signnlforthe s(ock-men to turn out, put their blankets on their saddles, and, with many growls and much lighting of pipes, syvagger down to pick out something thnt had still a little flesh on its bones, to carry them to the camp we proposed making that ight at Hungry Jack's Gully, some eight or ten miles away. The only water-hole accessible to the wild cattle was separated from the scrub by a mile of level plain, cut and gashed by the sun's heat into a thousand holes and fissures ; and the cattle, as soon ns darkness concealed their move ments, used to steal across this, follow ing stealthily in one another's wake, tike Indians on the war-path ; and, having drank enough to last them till next night, would scamper back again icross the plain till they gained the friendly helter of the scrub; and these sorties into an enemy's country must it least have had the charm of excite ment in them, as the least sound, such as the distant gallop of a mob of wild horses, or a 'possum scuttling npn tree, -vas quite sufficient to entail a headlong sauve qui prut of about a mile at racing uace. The only thing to be done with these brutes, whore every faculty was sharpened by thirst and aided by the lunutural stillness of the bush, was -to .jet a lot of, say a hundred, quiet cattle md post them inside the scruVt down wind, aud do our best to drive the wild mesin to them, aud then trust to luck .mil good horsemanship to keep them. And so, in about nu hour from the first alarm, we found ourselves well on to the plains, driving our wretched "toadies," as they ore cnlled, before ns by tho last rays of a red lurid sun, which threatened to sink -suddenly be hind Southern Cross or any other friendly stars, to show ns the way to where our little bush-yard of strong saplings lay, far up in a secluded glen, is our base of operations. Every man mounted on a stout little horse of about fifteen hands, in a big ring sualhV, blanket strapped across the -addle, quart pot and hobbles hanging uehiud, aud short pipe in mouth, we ode along, keeping close to our rather refractory charge. Crawling through the belt of myall, whose drooping branches fringed the Hcurb, and carefully threading the tall pines that lay behind guided always by the black fellow, whose eyes seemed inly to begiu to bo in their'element as :iie darkness drew in, and who was mounted on an old white horse, cele brated in ail thut country-side for his high qualities in scrub-riding we at List reached our little sapling yard, and throwing down the rails put ourcoaches inside ; and after watching their at tempts to knock it down or jump over 'ill they found it wai hopeless, we lit t fire behind, and putting on the quart ;ots in the ready blaze of small sticks iml bark, made our frugal supper of tea, damper, and very salt beef. There were eight of us, all told ; my mate Jack B , the overseer; two stock-men, great authorities on all mat ters of bush life ; three of those non descript, straight-haired, slab-sided lads who seem to have been born in moleskin breeches and cabbage-tree h its, and who unite tho most reckless (outage on horseback with a calmness if philosophy, nnd a grim humor, only to be found in the backwoods of Ameri ca or tho Australian bush ; your hum ble servant myself, and last, but by no means least, Quondong, the black tracker, a half-civilized darkey, whose whole life was spent iu seeing things utterly invisible- to a white man, the faintest trace of any living beast being to Vim an open book to be read at u gallop. We drew lots with pieces of stick as to who should keep awake, walk rouud the yard occasionally, and wake the rest of the party when the moon rose. Close at hand two 'possums iiept up a wordy warfare, jumping from branch to branch, and spitting and chattering like two cats ; every now md then the faint cry of the " More i)trk,"the Australian night cnckoo.caine softly out of the intensely black scrub behind me ; while far away in front, through a gnp in the pine trees, I could see Mulally Plain stretching into the distance. Having secured and saddled up our horses as quietly as possible, we threw aside the slip-rails of our yard, and let the coaches draw out, led and kept back by Quondong, and went silently down a mile or two to where the myall again began to fringe the edge of the plain. Here we stationed our two boys m as open a place as we could find, be hind a thick, patch of prickly "mulga," and leaviug the cattle in their charge, followed each other silently along the outer edge of the scrub, the trees still keeping us in shadow of the moon's slanting rays. Presently we came to oneof the beaten tracks used by the wild cattle on their midnight expeditions to the water, and Quondong, jumping down and carefully examining the recent hoof-marks, in formed us that a mob had only just gone down, amongst which several large tracks showed the presence of the much desired fat bullocks. Silence was now the word ; our hobble-chains were tightly secured, so that they should not rattle j and even our pipes were put out, so thnt the cattle, whoso noses get ns keen ns red-doer's, should suspect nothing till we hod time to see them first, and form our plans for surrounding them. Suddenly a halt, and a few hurried words from old Jack, ond we found our selves within a couple of hundred yards of a mob, that hnd already heard us, and were now all together in a close ring with their heads up, waiting for the boldest to begin his dash to the scrub. Now was our time. Sitting close to our saddles, and cramming our hats on our heads, we darted at them in single file, and, ringing them up as close as we could jam them together, set them galloping in a circle, contrary to our own, till the poor brutes were so confused that they did not know in which wny the scrub lay. Eery now and then one would charge headlong out of the dense mass, but by the time he had made up his mind which horse man to attack, another would have ta ken his plnce, the superior speed of our horses enabling ns to keep the pace up in a much larger circle than the cattle could manage ; and yet we almost brushed their horns in our mad gallop, and still kept circling on in the half light, looking neither to tho right nor left, but only intent on keeping our circle unbroken. I knoyv many exciting things in life the first start from a cover, with a good fox running straight, and a jealous field all riding for a start the last few yards of a long and weary stalk to a royal stag, when your hand trembles, and a hot and cold perspiration breaks out all over you alternately the finish of a well-rowed boat-race ; but I can confi dently recommend to any oue who has never tried it, the excitement that springs from a knowledge that the slightest mistake f your horse would bring an infnriated mob of cattle over yonr devoted head, while you still keep galloping madly after a 'flying figure whose hat, blown back olF his head, flaps and flaps in front of you, with his head down, aud himself sticking to the saddle like wax, his little horse scatter ing the black earth behind him ; and by your side a moving panorama of snorting heads aud flashing eyes, with a rattle of the long horns that would instantly be down upon you if yon al lowed them a momeut's breathing time. But this cannot last ; the place is too good, and Jack's wary eye has already shown him that the cattle, for the pres ent at all events, are his own. With a dexterous sweep he puts himself at the head of the mob, and, without once stopping to form line, we seem to fall by instinct into our places, and by the light of the moon, now rising iu all its glory, thunder across the phiiu towards the coaches, looking like an army of phantoms, as no one speaks, and no sound is heard but t'-e steady gallop of our game little horses, and "the heavy laboring breath of our captives, that iind the pace a little too hot for them. But they have not time to stop. Before we can realise it we are upon the tame cattle, which have been silently brought as uenr to us as possible by the boys in charge, and, shifting round the other side, we await tho charge of the new comers, that often try to force their way straight through the little herd, anil break awny on the other side ; but here the coaches themselves come to our ns sistasee. Uneasy at being off their own camp, and thoroughly out of temper with the whole thing, they meet the charge of the strangers gallantly, and, with hoarse grumblings, close" round them, till, what with the ranfuziou of their idpns, nnd their curiosity as to what has brought all these other beasts on their domain, they give it up as a bad job, and in half an hour's time are a milo or two from their own haunts, and ready themselves to act as coaches for fresh victims. And now, having recovered our equa nimity, we scrutinize our captives, and find ten fat bullocks among them old rascals that have lived, with impunity through a life longer than is appointed to bullock, and whose hides bear a big "A. T.," the brand ef tho previous own er. I think I need not describe all the expeditions we made that night how "Scrub Bill" and his mate Tommy both got falls in the treacherous melon-holes, and how, my gwth breakiug suddenly, I found myself sitting disconsolately on tho plaiu, with a good pigskin saddle between mv legs, and the tail of old "Schemer, that had carried me so well, vanishing in the darkness, to the sound of many trampling hoofs. Every raid we made into the n smy's country was successful, and we found ourselves musters of some seventy or eighty beasts, which we had now to steer to the station. Cattle-driving has a peculiar charm. Tho old moss-troopers, wh used to scour the border-country for cattle, as they pricked along with their spears a good fat lot, belonging to some North umbrian farmer, must have felt much the same as yve did, warily watching our hard-won charge ; although wo indeed had stock-whips instead of spears, a decided advantage in cattle-driving, for it would take a good long spear to get within reach of an Australian scrubber. All round us were troops of wild mares and foals, in much the same state as the cattle, in companies of twenty or thirty together, each constituting the harem of some old horse, that would allow them to approach within two hun dred yards of us, and then dancing in between, with his long mane and tail flying in the wind, would rouud them up and drive them before him like a flock of sheep, stopping every now and then to trot a little nearer to ns, and snort, nnd strike the ground in defiance of our steeds. And now away in the distance we see the dim shadowy line of the head-station creek-trees, raised by the mirage above the tins of the true horizon, and looking like a faint cloud hangiug iu mid-air. Lower and lower it drops as we approach, till it joius the earth, and the huge zino roof of the wood-shod be gins to glitter in the rays of the sun. In another half-hour the massive rails of the stock-yard, closing behind our charge, give us good security for their safe keeping ; aud breakfast, with its hot tea and fried steaks, makes up for our frugal supper of the night be fore. There I it looks simple enough on aper, but let me tell yott that if you lave a tolerable sent on a horse, have as many spare nei'ks as other people, nnd want td combine amusement with profit, there are worse wnys of spending a night than "moonlighting cattle." Hogs' Intelligence. Hogs often show great intelligence nnd aptitude to lenrn. A forester had a Chinesci pig, which followed him like a d'.g, came at call, ran up and down stairs and from room to room. It lenrned to bow, and performed several tricks. It was very expert in hunting mushrooms ; and, when told to keep watch, it Would remain pt its post until called away. When iti owner said, "I'm going to kill yon," it would lay down on its back and stretch out its legs. It is said that when Louis XI. was sick, every means was taken to divert the sadness f-f his mind, but, do what they would he could not be made to laugh ; at length a nobleman thought of teaching a pig to dance, and briug it before his majesty. It was not long before n pig could hop nbout very well at the sound of a bng pipe, they then dressed it with coat, pantaloons, hat, sword, &c. ; ih short, nil that the court gentlemen of the times were accustomed to wear, and in troduced it into the presence of the king. The animal bowed, danced, nn A followed nil orders in the most artistic manner, until, getting tired, it became so awkward that the king roared with laughter, to the delight of his courtiers. An English gentleman carefully traiu ed a hog for hunting. "Slud," for so the hog was called, was very fond of the chase, and was ever on the alei t wheu the huntsmen were preparing to start ; but the dogs could not endure its com pany, and their owner yvas never able to make use of both at the same time. " S'nd " could scent a bird from a great distance, and would dig in the ground to show where it had been. Wh.u the bird hopped it followed like a dog. Hogs havo been trained for draught. A countryman was in ths habit of riding to St. Alban's market iu a small cart drawn by four hogs; another country man won a wager on a bet that his hog could carry him on his back four miles in oho hour. These facts are cited to shoyv that the hog is a more intelligent nnimul than yve give him credit for. However, every kind-hearted person will disapprove of teaching dumb crea tures to perform t.ticks.. .Music Among the Indians. It can hardly be regarded as surpris ing, writes a humorist, that yve have Indian wars, when we reflect how persis tently the pale face deludes the untu tored savage. There yvas Slimmer. Slimmer was a peddler. On his wnv to the Pacific coast, he stopped over night in a village belonging to the Shoshone Indians. Slimmer amused his enter tainers in the evening by playing "Kathleen Mavourneen " upon nn ac eordeon. Wheu he had squeezed out the tune three or four hundred times, the Shoshone chief told Slimmer he yvonld give anything to possess such au instrument as that. Then a happy thought struck S immer. He had six hundred pairs of bellows, whic'i ho was taking out to a settlement in Oregon, and, yvithout a qualm of conscience, he disposed of them on the spot to the chief ut two hundred and fifty per cent, advance on the cost. That morning Slimmer left. For the next two days the chief remained at home, working one pair of bellows after another in a vain endeavor to evolve "Kathleen Mavourneen " from the nozzles ; and, yvLen he had strained himself until he burst three or four blood-vessels, his wives took a baud. T.en all tho mem bers of the tribe tried ; and tho medi cine man seized one pair and fled to the woods, aud howled over it and screech ed, aud sat on a fence and worked the handles up and down until he fainted, and not a solitary note of " Kathleen Mavourneen " disturbed the impressive solitude of that vast wilderness. Aud they caught a white mini nnd drove a stake through him, aud built a bonfire on his bosom, nnd made hiui try ; nnd he even failed to organize a concert upon the Mavourneen basis. And now, whenever you meet a Shoshone Indian anywhere, he always asks if you know a man named Slimmer. They are look ing for Slimmer. They vVunt hiin. They want to lead him out to some retired spot nnd remove his cuticle, and chip him off little by little until they work down to his skeleton. Sailor Suits. Sailor toggery is more popular than ever both for boys aud girls, and if we may credita fashion journal, is to be still more fo this summer. Girls of three years old and upward wear pique dresses made with a sailor blouse and one gored skirt, trimmed with bands, collar, cuffs, pockets, and sash of blue Chambery. These cost 80. Pale buff linen sailor dresses, with brown, white, or Hue ac cessories, cost 85. The navy blue flan nel suits for the sea-shore, traveling, and for cool mornings in the country, are trimmed with white braid, one wid and two narrow rows, and cost from $6 upward. Pule blue and white cashmere trimmings are also used on these dress es. Boys not yet in trowsers wear pique, linen, and flunnel suits made with sailor blouses and kilt skirts. Price 5.50 for pique dresses slightly braided. The sailor jacket of white loosely woven cloth, with stripe or polka dot of color, is the favorite wrap. It is double breasted, with revers ; the back is close fitting and slashed. The revers is faced with black, blue, or brown silk to match the figure in the cloth, aud the band around the sacque is of the same silk. Price $10 for sizes large enough for girls from four to seven years old. Deep navy blue cloth sacques with white piping and silvered buttons are sold for girls from nine to fourteen years of oge: Price $12.50. The Boston Transcript says that per sons who send poetry to the newsp ipers should always retain copies. If most of them would retain the originals per haps it would be just as well. Settling a Delist; The Comto do B , a colonel In the line, distinguished for his gallantry in the field, as well as for the length, of his service, was ordered to Martinique with his regiment in the ?enr 170 . At that period the rage for dueling was everywhere prevalent, but in no plnce more so than in the West India Islands, where the civilinn and the military man alike endeavored to establish his repu tation by the questionable test of " an nflair." Among the officers quartered in tho garrison of St. Pierre was one, a Captain G , whose delight consisted in fighting or fomenting duels, and who measured every man's chnracter by the number he had fought. He was a man of brusque manners and arrogant bear ing, but of nudoubted, though misap plied, courage. It happened one dny that eonversing with Comte de B , tho subject of dueling came on the tapis, when the colonel observed, that although he hnd seen much nnd various service, it had never been his chance to be engaged in a single affair. The words appeared to net like wildfire on the mind of his in flammable companion. " What I" he exclaimed " Whnt I you never had a cause for quarrel ?" " Never !" replied the colonel, calmly. " Eh bien done," cried Captain O - , " voila line I" ond raising his hand, while his eyesglenmed with ferocious pleasure, he struck M. de B a violent blow on the cheek. The latter eyed him for a moment, nor at tempted to return the blow, then point ing significantly to his sword, he left the spot. The consequence was inevitable the preliminaries were arranged, and the same evening the parties met. It was decided to light with small swords in deed, dueling yvith pistoli yvas rarely if ever practiced in the French service. Tho Comto do B came on the ground, wearing upon his cheek a patch of black taffeta, us if to conceal the place where ho had received the injuri ous blow. They yvere both expert swordsmen, but tho colonel, though no duelist, was u perfect master of his weapon. His antagonist was soon at his mercy, but he contented himself with inflicting a severe wound in his sword arm, and having disabled him for the time, he took out a pair of scissors, and. clipping off a corner of the patch, very coolly observed, ".C'est un pen mieux!" (It is a little better). As soon us Cap tain O recovered from his wound, he received a second message from M. de B nnd a second meeting was the consequence. Again they met, and again ; on every occasion the colonel wounded his adversary and clipped off a corner from the taffeta on his cheek, accompanying the act with the same ob servation. For the fifth time the Comte de B invited his1 enemy to the field, and, yvith a stern de?rmination equal to the perseverance which dogged him, Captain O obeyed the summons. Their swords crossed again, but the colonel's aspect was changed. After a few passes he saw his advantage, availed himself of i in a moment, and iu the next his sword had pierced Captain Ci 's heart, who fell dead to the ground. The colonel sheathed his weapon, turned round to his friei.d, and pulled off the remainder of the patch. Then, glancing nt the dead body at his feet, lie quietly observed, " Now it is cured." Tho War in Java, By advices from Java, via China and Japan, further details of the war in Java are at baud. On tho 8:h of April the Dutch troops, to tho number of about MHO, made another attack on tho mud fort, while tho ships threw shells into it ; but after bravely standing tire about twenty minutes, the Dutch were again obliged lo retire. The Dutch loss in the day's action yvas said to be two offi cers and seven men killed and eighty wounded ; tho Achiueeso loss was be lieved to havo been very great. On the 10th the Dutch troops, to the number of about 1,500, marched upon the fort to storm it, and, after manoeuvring for a while, they made n rush into it and found it deserted. Wheu the Achineese left, or where they went, was not known. Tim Dutch flag yvas hoisted and a guard 'eft, and tho force returned to their encampment. The fort contained twelve large guns, and it was to be blown up. The troops then commenced their march through, the junglu, fighting their way. On the same day (the loth) they storm ed and captured a small fortress, and aWo a church, which was stoutly delend ed, and then pushed on toward the Sal tan's palace, which was strongly fortifi ed, indeed the strongest place in Acheen. On the loth, the Dutch loss was nine killed aud thirty wounded. Capt. Eu gelvuart, of the Cochorn, also died that day of sun-stroke. On the morning of the 14th, the attack on the Sultun'scastle was made. The conflict was very severe, aud the Dutch succeeded iu taking a portion of it, only standing ground, but iu this action their General was killed, being shot through tho breast. This calamity seriously affected the spirits of the Dutch Army, who hnd great confidence in him. It yvas report ed that the Achineese force under arms in and around the castle attacked num bered 10,000, and that the total force of the Achineese is not less than 40,000 fighting men. Many of the Dutch iu the expedition had, it yvas said, begun to despair of its success. Pkopaoation of Sound. The quality of sound, rather tliau its volume, reu ders it distinct to the ear. A locust may be heard one-sixteenth of a mile ; a wren, weighing half an ounce aud a middling-sized man would be as heavy as four thousaud of them could bo heard about as far. But if the voice of either bore a proportion to the mass of matter employed in its production, a man could lie heard one thousaud miles, favored by a brisk wind. A vessel at sea a few years since, when one hundred aud sixty miles from land, heard distinctly the thrilling musie of a band playing onshore, i here must have been a pe ouliar condition of the atmosphere at the time, yvhue the broad surface of the sails were equivalent to the greut ex ternal ear to arrest and converge the aerial undulations. The house in Murfreesboro, Tenn., in which President Polk was married is now used as a stable. Catching Shad with Fly. t7nt.il verv recently it has been the currently received belief thatshad could not be caught with JiooK and line, ami their application to shad fishing wns looked upon ns impossible. It lifrn been proved, however, that tney can tie tnKcn with hooh nnd linn if the right bait is used, nnd hnniliedij have so been takeu at Holyoke, Mass. CollcWting the dis coverer of the practicability of catching shad with hook and line, there is some doubt, but the Springfield Union is in clined to awnfd the discovery to Thos. Chalmers, a Scotchman, Discovering that shad taken contained In theirmaws large numbers of a peculiar kind of mil ler, he mnde a "fly" closely resembling it, and after repeated experiments suc ceeded. Keeping his seciet he took more than eleven huildred shad during 1871. The secret finally leaked out, the Holyoke people fished extensively )nt year and yvere remarkably successful. Tho Common practice is to use a large trout hook, to which the "fly" made of feathers is attached, in the mnnner familiar to all sportsmen. The line should be about 300 feet long, the two feet next the hook being of fine wire or c itgut. If yvire is used, or if the line is heavy, a flontshould be attached. The sportsman, if he bo at nolyoke, stands ou the bridge, nnd throwing his line out, lets it float along down the river. Presently a Blind sees it, nnd jumps for the counterfeit miller with all the avid ity of a trout, but on finding that he has cnnglit a Tartnr, dashes ff like light ning. There is no use iu stopping him now, but give hiin all the line he wants, and he will soon swallow the hook and tire out. When, the fishing began the imnatient sportsmen yvere wont to haul in ns soon as the shad hnd bitten, but in every instance the fish's tender gills gave way, and the shad went, back into the river with a flounce. But after n shad has been " played " for a minute or so, ho can be drawn in yvithout diffi culty. Drunkenness Among the Hindoos. A correspondentof the London Times writes that the spread of habits of drink ing among the educated natives has alarmed the orthodox and the reforming parties of Hindoos alike. Temperance societies and memorials to the Bengal, Bombav. and Supreme Governments show the earnestness of the respectable natives of Bengal and Bombay. The liquor duties, except beer and light wine, which do no harm, would bear u considerable increase, but Government has not taken advantage of this budget to make any change. The Bengal Leg islature has just passed an Act to bring the cultivation and preparation of intox icating drugs, as yvell as the sale, under the Board of Revenue, and to enable it to make more stringent rules nnd li censes. But in a country like this, ab stemious by creed and climate, the na tives call for something like a permis sive bill, and in the rural districts, at lea-st, there can be no such objections to that here as are raised in the West. Brandy kills off the rich absentee Hin doo Zemindars iu Calcutta at a rate which the native papers lament, while the Mussulmans seem to prefer opium and other drugs. Is She in Your Vicinity I She must be on her travels some where, and will call on you for a con sideration. We refer to the woman who sells the recipe for moles ou your face md corns and minions on your lect. She is so lady-like, so sensible, so un- btrusive. She only sells as a favor to yon. lint ladies liked to no so sensioie a lady a favor, as well as themselves, so they bought it. It was only a dollar n bottle, and fifty cents more if you took two. The mole aud corn yvonld disap- ear in two weeks. Has ony one seen that estimable woman ? For the ladies think there must be a mistake in the mode of the liquid application. Tin y would like to ask her a question about it. If she is ou her travels iu your vi cinity with her mole and corn recipe, you will usk her. She was to be in this place again in nve montns, says a local oancr. but we doubt if she comes so soon. She is too sensible. Oue of the most amiable swindlers about is thut well-mannered woman who sells her lit tle bottles at only a dollar, and twelve shillings if you take two. Fecundity of Fishes. It is said that probably about 00,000,- 000 or 70,000,000 codfish are takeu from the si a aunu.dly nrouud the shores ol Newfoundland, liut even that quantity seems small when we consider that the cod y ields something like 3,500,000 eggs each season, and that even e.uuu.uuu have been found in the roe of a siuglt cod! Other fish, though not equalling the cod. are wonderfully productive. A herring six or seven ounces in yveight is provided yvith about 30,000 ova. Alter making nil reasonable allowances for the destruction of eggs aud of the young, it has been calculated that iu three years a single pair of herrings would produce 151.000,000. Butl'ou said thai if a pair of herrings were left to breed and multiply undisturbed for a period of twenty years, they would yield a fish bulk equal to the globo ou which yve live. The cod far surpasses the herring in fecundity. Were it not thut vast uumbers of the eggs are destroyed, fish would so multiply as to fill the waters completely. Acicnttjic A mcrican. Origin of " L'liaiking Ilie Hat." The origin of "chalking the hat' was due to Admiral lteeside, in the days w'jen Crongressmeu went lumber ing over distant States in stage coaches. At the a nual adjournment of Ci nm ss. Admiral Reeside yvonld usk his friends of both houses over his stage lines uf tor the following fashion: "Mr. C, I suppose you are going back to Lexing' ton? I will pass you through on my coaches." "All right : but how will your agents along the route know this fact?" "Just give me your hat." Upon the tile being passed over, this Napoleon of the stage, taking a piece of chalk from his pocket, would dash off in brilliant white upon the black ground a peculiar hieroglyphic impos sib!e to counterfeit, and Laud it back to the owner with the remark: "Just show that to my agents along the route." Fnsts nnd Fancies. The estimated cost f Chicago's new Grand Pacific Hotel wns one 'n,l,'on dollars. The actual cost was $1,000, 857.94. The Granada revolt is ended. After five hourB' fighting the enrbineers laid down their arms and surrendered to the citizens. A thrifty sheriff in Indiann, when ho has an idle jury on his hands, sets them to work mowing the grass around the conrt-house. The Indian editors ore about making an excursion to Wyandotte Cave, nnd have invited the Press of Louisville, Kv., to join them. The St. Albans (Vt.) Messenger thinks "sky blue is a pretty color for ceilings, but. not so tasty for couutry milk at eight cents n quart." A Peoria man has a nice looking li brary, all mnde up of Patent Office re ports, with the backsnently labeled with tho ames of great authors and their works. A Kansas paper asks its renders yvhy they will pay five cents n half-pint for pen'-nuts, when they can mike lots of money by raising them at fifty cents a bushel. A Portsmouth mnn contracted tj build a barn for a specified sum nnd nil the cider he could drink. It took him five months to build the bnru, and he drnuk four barrels of cider. The topers of Salem, Tnd., were con siderable riled to see their names con spicuously posted ill every saloon, with orders from the town officers forbidding any one to sell them liquor. Mr. Trnesdell snys be never made n otnv livi.lrre tli nn that which collapsed at Dixon, 111., nnd sent so many people to their death. This nemg i ne case, ni 1 better go out of tho business ut onco. Beforp flowering, the beet contains from eight to ten per cent, of sugn ; in nronortion as the peed forms the sugar disnppenrs, so much so that, when the seed is ripe, there is no trace of su gar in the beet. A mnn who had his new hat exchnnged for an old one in a barber s shop adver tises, thnt unless it is returned he will forward to the wife ot tne person v no took it the letter found concealed iu the lining of the old one. A poor widow, now living in tho southern part of Delaware, lins hail plevpn children, seven of whom were terribly nfllicb d, being denf nnd dumb, nnd most of them, in addition, .lmost as weak in mind as idiots. The farmers of Carroll county. Town, passed the following pithy resolution the other day : " Resolved, that the in crease of Congressional salaries in these linrd times is an uiiernal outrage ipon the working people of the country." A father in Massachusetts, who greyv mnatient the other evening, nt the pro- oiiced st.iv of nn ardent admirer of his l.iuchter. "entered the room nnd invited the voung mnn to remain to breakfast. The' young man declined the invitation. A California paper insists that 800, old. is a liberal allowance for the ex penses of a trip from the East, to Cali fornia, and says that it " includes tl o cost of transportation to and stay ut everv one of our great scenic attrac tions." A Western Methodist hns been col lecting tobneco stitistios among his brethren, lie found that eignr. leaning members in a certain place paid iu ono year 195 for tobacco nnd ? 5J lr tno upport of their pastor, nnd were too poor to take a religious paper. It is said that when a man is perfectly helpless from intoxication, ice water poured down tlie spinal commit uiui back will give such a shock to the ner vous system ns to perfectly overpower his intoxication. Tho ellect will he that in two minutes time lie will be en abled to walk ns welliis he ever could. Ohio newspapers and periodicals number 411, with an average circula tion of from 500 to 0,118, nnd nn n-igre-srnte animal circulation of 03,592,418. or 35 for eac' inhabitant. There are 6Ut weeklies, 53 monthlies, 2o dailies, 10 semi-montlilies, 9 tri-weekhes, 5 semi weeklies, 2 bi-monthlies, and 1 quar terly. Of the Connecticut State Senators, 4 ire farmers. 5 manufacturers, 4 lawyers. 4 mu-chuuts, 1 butcher, 1 auctioneer, 1 . . .. il... nit surveyor, ana l carpenter, ui me ts. members of tho House, 1 lo are iarmers, 13 are l.wyers, 5 clergymen, 21 mer chants, 6 physicians, aud the rest are divided up among various callings and pursuits. Gen. Meaeham thinks Capt. Jack tho best of tne Modocs after all. He says he yvas the first and most persistent ad vocate of peace, but whenever he talked iu its favor some of the tribe would throw a shawl over his shoulders or put a woman's bonnet on his head, signify ing that he was a coward ; and to their taunts and jeers he ut last yielded. Even burglars ore sometimes handy to have arouud, This yvas the case the other day at the jail ut Springfield, when it. was found impossible to open a locked dour. Locksmiths yvere sent for, nnd worked hours yvithout success upon it, and finally the sheriff called an old burglar, who was in custody, to try his hand at it. He opened it in a few uiomentp. A reporter for a Western paper, speak ing of a certain fair creature, remarked that "the profusion and color of her hair would lead one to look upon it. as though it was spun by the nimble fin gers of the easy hours, us they glided through the bright June days, whose many sunny rays of light had been caught in the meshes, and were con tented to go no further." This is bet ter than saying the girl's hair wus red. It was the old fahion and not a good fashion, either foe Congressmen to give West Point cadet ships to the sons of their most influential constitu ents. In view of what we have hither' said about political corruption, it pleusunt to record that out of the 1 appointees now being examined for a mission to West Point, fifty-two wer chosen by competitive examination The poor lad thus has as good a chonci as the rich oue.