The Elk County advocate. (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, April 03, 1873, Image 4

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GENERAL ITEMS.
Wisconsin grows . timber for mastB
150 feet long.
Why are old maids odd? Because they
are unmatched.
If three miles mnke a league, how many
make a conference?
When Is a woman not a woman?
When she Is a belle.
Thkrk ftre fifteen hundred and sixty
postofllccs in Iowa.
A girls' school for type-setting has
been opened in Vienna.
Your genuine cockney is always fa
mous for 'alf-and-'aforlsms.
Canniral's epitaph: "Write me as
one who loves his felloe-men."
Wiien Is the weather most like a crock
ery shop ? When It's muggy.
It is said In Washington the almighty
dollar is almlghtier than ever.
In Wall street, whenabroker can't bull
the market, he grins and bears it.
California gold miners have taken to
prospecting by the artesian method.
TriE feast of Imagination Having no
dinner, but reading a cookery book.
Do not imagine an Individunlls going
to spin a yarn because he knits his brow.
Goon news for husbands Ladies wear
their dresses longer than they used to do,
Though fine feathers make fine birds,
nne Diras uoiri always make nne leatih
ers.
In 18C2 Texas had but twenty-one con
victs in her State Prison. In 1872 there
were 044.
Egos are said to be very scarce in Ohio,
because the hens are in the habit of mis
laying them.
How do you know a house is often
hungry? Because wo see the chimney
swallow flies.
It's a way with tailors to recommend
things which are much worn when you
want to buy new.
" Man Is a mystery,'' said a young lady
to her beaux. "Yes, dear," said he, "and
girl is a misscry."
A New IlAMPSHinE pedagogue says he
has more pupils in his eye than any other
man in the State.
Good Dr. Dwight once said : " lie that
makes a little child happy for one hour is
a fellow-worker with God."
More than 9,000,000 rf briar-wood
and other wooden tobacco pipes arc
made yearly in this country.
Vermont where, as is well known, no
liquor is sold, has 10,000 drunkards, 4,000
habitual "hard drinkers," and 20,000
young men just beginning to drink.
Tub orange is a very hardy tree, will
stand more rough treatment or neglect
than any other fruit trees and is very long
lived, bearing undiminished crops' for a
century.
Kansas elrls in great numbers are sisriv
ing a pledge not to marry any man who
uruiKS. lucre is a great temperance re
vival going on hi nearly all of the West
ern States.
a Colorado woman's triumphs are
thus set forth : Half an acre of tobacco,
three corn fields, twenty-eight tnrkevs,
and a church congregation in which she
leads the choir.
Bret Hakte's stepfather is dying and
ruining iojhu again an uver ine country,
Xo event since the formation of the Fed
eral Constitution has aft'orded such an ar
gument in favor of the resurrectionists.
Old topers in England feel themselves
to be patriots and bear a becoming port
Eince the Earl of Derby has sai 1, speaking
about the tax on liquors, " We have drunk
ourselves out ot tlie Alabama Uimculty
during the past year."
1 he gathering of the tribes has made
little progress as yet, Palestine, according
to the late census, having a Jewish popu
lation oi only io..2U3 souls, ut tneses.uuu
live in Jerusalem, 4.000 in Safet, 2,000 in
Tiberias, and 400 In Hebron.
The Delaware peach growers honestly
admit that the prospect for a good crop
this year is as favorable as last year, when
an Immense crop was harvested. The
" eyes of the world are on little Dela
ware ;" so far as early peaches go, at any
rate.
The passage, bv both Houses of Con
gress, of the bill authorizing the laving
oi tiie new leiegrapn-caoie oeiwcen Cali
fornia and Japan gives a kind of ollicial
sanction to that enterprise, and will
probably insure its success. This is the
last link in the great electric chain, and.
when it Is completed, we shall be able to
put a girdle round, the earth in a shorter
time than Puck.
The Quebec Mercury is trying to shame us
who have been complaining of the severity
oi tne winter nere, with tne pretense that
Quebecians are in love with a temperature
of a daily average of 10 to 13 deg. below
zero. It says that "with bright sunshine
aim even a moderate wind, the city ma
trons, beaux, and belles, never think of
missing their daily promenade simnlv be
cause the thermometer marks 10 deg. be-
iow zero : aim we nave met the most dell
cate women out and far from home when
the mercury was 30 degrees below zero."
Lice us go to jueoec in August.
A Queer Phase of Insanity.
AVhcn jurors, medical experts, and
Journalists fall by the ears upon the ques
tion of what tenor of action should be re
garded as proof or disproof of insanity,
the public are apt to view the whole dis
cussion as a mere pretext for such verbal
tumult as may either allow some criminal
misdoer to evade moral responsibility for
his crime, or cause a possible maniac to
experience tne opposite late. In other
words, there is no abiding popular faith in
what pretend to be' scientific tests of
mental health, the prevalent idea being
that a man is either a raving lunatic, a
puung idiot, or a sane, reasoning creature;
his condition in any case as obvious to a
child as to the wisest physician, and all
pretense of learned doubt in the case the
veriest sham. Common scenes in modern
criminal trials go far to strengthen at
least the vulgar clamor of this conclusion,
but it undoubtedly owes its greatest ten
acity to the common mind's slowness of
credulity for what every common instinct
esteems the most terrible of human afflic
tions. Men shrink from crediting insanity
in their own relatives or friends until it
has attained a violence of demonstration
leaving no further ground of earthly hope,
and cannot be reconciled save in the
vaguest general way to the theory that the
mind, like the body, is subject to various
diseases, and is only exceptionally in a
condition of perfect health. Yet there is
scarcely a town or even a neighborhood
in the world without its "queer," eccen
tric character,- whose tenor of action is
such as to denote mental disease. In the
many such cases finding daily record in
public print there are plenty of parallels to
Instances like the following taken from
papers of recent date. At Middleburg,
Pa., says the Post of that place, a man
named Kilsworth died lately, after a local
career of brief but startling eccentricity.
He came thither from Hartford Conn.,
last spring,' attired in curiously patched
garments and accompanied by a dog, and
hired a room in which to print for himself
an incoherent pamph'et entitled, "The
Prospects of the End." From long con
sideration of the passage in .Revelations ;
"And he laid hold on Satan and bound him
a thousand years, after which he must be
loosed for a little season," he had become
possessed of the idea that the season of
diabolic rule had begun, and that men
could avoid its influence only by abstain
ing rigidly from all physical grossn ss.
To maintain his own ethereality, while
printing his pamphlet upon a hand-press
which he lwd brought with him, he lived
exclusively upon corn-meal and water, re
fusing to touch bread or meat. Though
very taciturn and lofty in his manner, he
seemed to b8 actually insane on this sub
ject only, but died a victim to the poor
diet and hard labor imposed by his aolu-gjoii.-A
Y. World, '
The Austrian Trlze Article.
NOTE. The Kmnomr et An.trta. nfl7ra a. M-I.
of 5,0(I0 for the bent newspaper editorial, lew
than 8 column In length, on Austrian affairs, and
the Democrat propose! to "go for It. ' '
i ho proper way to spell Austria is
"Ostreieh." and from the host of our re
collection it was settled by the Ostreiches
nuuus me year buu, ana lias been pretty
well populated with that family down to
the present day. It was originally a Mar
graviate, so called from the fact thst a
strong-minded female of the name of Mar
garet, usurped the breeches of her lord
and master and struck out on her own
hook and made more gravy and ate. They
called the little farm upon which they
lived after that More gravy ate until the
Ostreiches came and the old couple broke
up housekeeping.
After this the Ostreiches became Hun
gary, or, in other words, Hun-ga-ry be
came the Ostreiches and they gobbled up
the rock salt in Galicia, the copper and
tin In Bohemia, Salzburg, Carinthia and
Tyrol, and everything else they could lay
their eyes on except Frederick the Great,
i-Napoieon, general JUoltke ana King Wil
liam. However, it will be our lot, as well as
pleasure to record many of the splendid
achievements of this warlike race of birds.
It was their General Mack who so heroi
cally chased with Napoleon all over Os
trtich and finally compelled the great Em
peror to accept an aruiy of 80,000 men on
iu pension use at uim. this woncteriui
piece of strategy, which threw upon Bona
parte the care of so many prisoners of
war, added to his embarrassment, and
finally led to his downfall at Waterloo and
banishment to St. Helena.
And arain. howev r. look nt the peer
less Iiaynau, who, after the surrender of
mac patriotic Magyar, tfeneral uorgel,
found himself fully competent to crush
the Hungarian rebellion by executing.
prisoners of war and sending their wives
and little ones into banishment.
And again, however, let us look, If we
please, at the bold manner in which the Os
treiches crossed the Ticino on the 20lh of
April, 1500, and also the bold manner in
which they crossed back again, bringing
the Italians with them.
The peculiar strategy employed by
these people is subject to criticism on the
part of some military Wn, but the Os
treiches can afford to bear slander aftjr
getting rid of Lombardy in such an easy
manner as they did about the time herein
mentioned.
But we must again look, and not very
far back cither, to 1SGG, to the brilliant
war in which the Ostreiches engaged with
Prussia. Other nations of ancient and
modern times have had their wars their
twenty years' wars, their seven years'
wars and their three years' wars but it
was left to the Ostreiches to finish up
clean their war with Prussia in six weeks.
A great many have not been able even to
this diiy to understand how the Os
treiches accomplished so much In so short
a space of time, and it falls to us to ex
plain it. In the first place, Field Mar
shal Bcnedek was opposed to fighting off
his own soil, and by dextrous manage
ment of his forces succeeded in inveigling
the enemy over the border. This was
done so tliat the gallant Ostreiches could
return to their homes very soon after a
treaty of jnace was concluded. In this
movement Field Marshal Bcnedek was
entirely successful, so much so in fact
that many Ostrdehes got home before
peace was made, and'even before the Em
peror of all the Ostreiches returned to
Vienna.
We have scarcely time to barely men
tion that the Ostreiches are great lovers
oflii.erty. and "go for" liberty first, last
and all the time. Several years ago an
Ostreieh Governor, whose name we be
like was Gesler, was such a lover of
these things that he placed his own can
ou a liberty pole, and told a base, ignoble
tyrant, whose name was tell, to lull down
and worship it ; and when the tyrant re
fused what did that liberty-loving Os
treieh Governor do? But Tell, the ty
rant, went nuo tne appie Dusiness.
lheso are anout all the auairs that we
know of bearing on Austria and the Os
treiches, exept that they are known to
stick their heads in the sand and whistle
hi uncjneern, thinking that when the
head is safe there is no danger in the rear,
This is often exemplified in the desert
where Ostreiches n.ost do dwell, and at
Vienna, when the wicked disturb the
peace of Europe and the peace of the Os
treiches. This is all of this interesting article that
will be written. It is less than a column
in length, and will be sent to the Vienna
Exposition, where it will be read by the
Emperor Joseph. We have ardent hopes
that it will win the S5.000 ; but the old he
ustrelch may say, ".Not lor Joe." Ot
iumwa (Iowa) Democrat.
Transfusion of Blood.
"The first trial, of transfusion of blood
ever made" Hems says, "was made on a
young man, fifteen or sixteen vears old
This youth was attacked by a slow fever,
for which the doctors had bled him twen
ty times. He had become dull and sleenv.
from the treatment, to the point of stu
pidity. Some little warmth was felt dur
ing the operation. Eight ounces of blood
were taken lrom him, and arterial blood
from the carotid of a lamb was immediate
ly introduced by the same opening. He
got up about ten o'clock, dined with ex
cellent appetite, and went to sleep at four
m tne aiternooii. lie Dleeil slightly lrom
the noso."
The operation having succeeded, Denis
rriea a second, nut more from curiosity
than necessity this time. The author re
lates it himself as concisely as before.
"The transfusion was effected upon a
chair-porter, of vigorous constitution, forty-five
years old. Ten ounces of blood
were taken from him, and lamb's blood
substituted. The man complained of no
pain aunng the operation, ana was de
lighted beyond measure with the new in
vention, which seemed to him very insren-
ious. When it was all over, he declared
that he never felt better. Employment
offering about noon, he carried a sedan as
usual for the rest of the day. Next day
ne Deggeu tnat no one Dut mmseit might
be taken as a subject for new experiments."
Three years before, transfusion of blood
had Deeu practiced by Lower In England,
but only on dogs. Denis repeated with
these animals the experiments he had
made on men. These were varied in the
most interesting ways. He not only
transfused the blood of one animal into
the veins of another; but from the 8th to
tlie 14 th of March, lu 1(507, he caused the
same blood to pass into three different
dogs successive'. Granting the correct
ness of the views then prevalent, he then
realized the famous Pythagorean fable of
the transmigration of souls. The experi
menter was also bent no making bis dis
coveries generally Known, proposing to
make trials in public, and. for this pur
pose, he fixed for the first day of his lec
tures "Saturday, the 10th of March, of
tne same year, at two in tne afternoon, on
the quay of the Augustins." History does
not inform us whether Denis carried out
his plans. Revue de Deux Mondes.
Attracting Attention.
It is a way some people have, and they
know no happiness without it. Unless
they can be a central point in a room, the
persons to whom the largest amount of
attention is given, unci who attract ail re
gards, they are miserable; if they are
sensitive as well as vain, they fret at Deing
snubbed ; if only vain, they chafe at un
deserved neglect. This comparative
neglect thev cannot endure : their ego
tism must have attention by fair means or
foul ; they must do or say something to
startle the surrounding world into eager
observation, and 60 bring themselves to
the front. They are not in the least de
gree particular as to their method.
When they cannot attract attention by
supremacy In grace, in beauty, in wit,
they manage to do so by exaggeration ;
by outrageoi!snc,6s in dms, by audacity
of speech, by Insolence, or eccentricity of
bearinir: thev are satisfied if their bizar-
rerit attracts ; and they are not ovcr-critl-
cftl as to the quality ot attention it Dnngs
them. They never see the covert satire ;
never catch the subtle sneer; they are
impervious to ridicule, deaf and blind to
contempt. So long as they see all eyes
turned on them, so long as they are in
the center of a crowd gaping open-mouthed
with undisguised astonishment, or
viewing them with butter-bred compo
sure through a forest of uplifted glasses,
they are satisfied with life on the whole,
and have no complaints to make against
their lot. Lady's Magatine.
SOCRATES SNOOKS.
Mismn SornATKS Snooks, a lord of creation,
A second time entered the marriaKe relation
Xantippe Caloric accepted his hand,
And thought him the happiest man in the land.
Dut scarce had the honeymoon passed o'er his
head,
When, one morning, to Xantlppe, Socrates said:
' "I think, for a man In my standing in life.
This house is too small, as 1 now have a wifc
An iu eiu-lv n. noftnihlp. earnenter (Jarev
Shall be sent lor to widen my house and my
dairy."
"Now, Socrates, dearest," Xantlppe replied,
" I hate to hear everything vulgarly my'd;
So, whenever yon speak ot your chattels again,
Say, our cow-house, our barn-yard, our horse,
aur niff-nen."
"By your leave, Mrs. Snooks, I will say what I
please
Of my houses, my lands, my gardens, my trees,"
"Sav our," Xantippe exclaimed, in a rage.
"I won't, Mrs. Snooks, though you ask it an
BgCI"
O woman I though only a part of man's rib,
If the storv of Genesis don't tell a lib.
Should vottr nanghty companion e'er quarrel
witn you
You are certain to prove the best man of the two
In the followinir case it was certainlv truet
for the lovely Xunlippe first pulled on her shoe,
Ann laying miotic ner, an aides nt random,
The adage was vcrilleil "A'iZ desperandum."
Mister Socrates Snooks, after trvinsr in vain
To Ward off the blows, which descended like
rain.
Concluding that valor's best part was discretion
Crent under the bed like a terrilled Hessian.
But the dauntless Xantippe, not one whit afraid;
uonverrca me siege inio a oioc.aaue.
At last, after reasoning the thing in bis pate.
He concluded 'twas useless to strive against fate
And so. like a tortoise, urotrudins: his head.
Said: "My dear, may we come out from under
our oear-
"Hal ha!" she exclaimed, "Mr. Socrates
Snooks,
I perceive you agree to mv terms by your looks
Now, Socrates, hear met from this happy hour.
it you'll only oioy me, I'll never look sour."
'Tis said that next Sabbath, ere going to church
He chanced foracleun pairof trowsers tosearch
Having found them, he asked, with a few nerv-
otis twitches.
"yfy dear, mny we put on our new Sunday
oreecnetr-
English Women.
As a rule, women in English society
are remarkably natural negatively nat
ural, I mean. English girls are partic
ularly simple and unassuming, iney
are innocent of all effort to impress or as
tonish. As all womankind does and
should do, thev make themselves as pret
ty as they can ; but as to personal supe
riorities, their educators do not lay enough
stress upon such things to make them
ambitious to excel in that wav. All
young ladies are taught a certain mode of
deportment, wnitn is excellent so tar as
it goes. The chief precept of the code.
whether inculcated openly or by the
silent feeling of society, is that each
young lady must do as the rest. That
" voung English girl," who is the theme
of the novelist and the magazine bards
and artists, easily merits all the adulation
she receives. Does not all the world
know, is it not almost an Impertinence to
say, that for dignity, modesty, proprie
ty, sense, and a certain soft self-possession,
she has hardly her equal anywhere?
But the Brltitish maiden is taught that
ambition in character is not a desirable
thing. The naturalness and propriety
which accompany this state of mind are
not particularly admirable. It is very
different from that propriety which is the
result of elevation of character, of con
clusions Intimately known and constantly
practiced. People wb have activity and
ambition are very apt to be affected, and
very apt to unduly crave recognition.
That we ask to be thought superior,
shows at least that we prize superiority.
When the young are left to their own
growth, and no rstriotive tariff is put
upon individuality, we may expect a little
nonsense. Society will certainly do a
great thing for the young if it teai'hes
them the fully of a desire for recognition.
But this society does not do, I fear. It
merely Instructs them not to ask for re
cognition, because by so doing they make
a bad impression. It has done thein a
still more doubtful service, if, In giving
them this very good trait, it has also
taught them to emphasize less strongly
the superiorities of character and con
duct. E. S. Racial in April Atlantic,
A London philanthropist bequeathed
half a million dollars to charities and a
thypsand to bja fwnily,
j
USEFUL SUGGESTIONS.
CHArrnr. IlAxnsAfter washing the
hands, it is a very good practice to dust
them with powdered starch, rubbing
them gently. This keeps them fiomchap-
PKRsriRixo Hands. Theoniy enective
method of preventing excessive perspir
ing is to mix club-moss in the water when
washing them. Tney snouiu ue wusneu
two or three time a day in tepid water,
with the club-moss, which need only be
used in the morning.
nicvi-nin ftv Fins and Arri.KS. Have
two ntinrta nf wnter boiling, split six figs.
and cut two apples into six or eight
slices each; boll the whole together twen
ty minutes ; pour the liquid Into a basin
to cool, and pass through a sieve, when it
is ready for use. The figs and apples may
be drained for eatlne with a little boiled
rice.
To .Tat-aw Old Tea-trays. First
clean them thoroughly with soap and
water and a little rotten-stone. I heft dry
thom hv lvtnintr nnd PTnoRure at the fire.
Now get some good copal varnish, mix It
with soma hrnnro nowder. and BPPlV with
a brush to the denuded parts. After
which set the tray in on oven at a heat
from 212 to 300 degrees until the varnish
Is dry. Two coats will make it equal to
new.
Intimately mix
the best nowdprerl rice with a little cold
water, then gradually add boiling water
until a proper consistence is acquireu, uk
ing particularly careful to keep it well
stirred all the time : lastly, it must be
hoilpd for ont minute in a clean saucepan
or earthen nlnkin. This gme is Deauii-
fullv white, almost transparent, for which
reason it is well adapted for fancy paper
work, which requires a strong and color
less cement.
To Colob Black. For a full dress
take two ounces of extract of logwood
and the same of blue vitriol; dissolve the
vitriol in sufficient soft water to cover the
goods ; put them in wet In suite, simmer
two nours: then wasn in three suus,
Throw away the vitriol water and wash
the kettle. Make the dye with the ex
tract In nlentv of water : put In the goods
and let them simmer. two nours longer,
stirring very often to prevent spotting,
ltinse well in cold water, and wash clean
in suds.
Plant Trees. Plant trees in the gar
den, along the sidewalks and roads. A
few trees in the bleat pasture will im
prove the appearance of ranches, as well
as serving in time for a grateful shade for
the stock in the long, nor (lays oi tne dry
season. It is a well-established fact that
trees attract moisture, and everybody
knows they add much to the attractive
ness of a place. This is a most favorable
time for the work; the ground is warm
and moist, and trees set out with ordinary
care are bound to grow. Therefore, plant
trees plant fruit trees, and in a lew years
you can raise your own fruit; plant trees
for fuel, and your children that come after
you will bless your thoughtfuiness; plant
trees along- the highways, and in a few
short years you can reap the reward of
your Industry by a bonus from the board
of supervisors ; plant also shade trees,
and when the Infirmities of age came
unon vou. vou can sit under your own
vine and fig tree, conscious of having
done your duty, with none to molest or
make you airaiu.
An old coffee drinker tells an ex
change something about his beverage.
S'.all I eive vou a ions-tried receipt? say
for two persons? We will buy our coflee
of a grocer that we can rely upon to give
us pure Java, and fresh browned. We
will only buy a small quantity not over
two pounds so as to keep it fresh, have
it ground, sent home, at.d immediately
put into our tiglvtly closed canister.
Now we are ready for some boiling water,
which first use to scald out the coftee-pot
we are to use In making it, and see that it
is perfectly clean ; then dip Into a bowl
two tablespoons full of your coflee from
vour cani-ter: break anecg, ta"ke one-
fourth of both yolk and white carefully
with a teaspoon for, it the egg is put iu
a cool place it will 6crve several times ;
add the egg to the coffee, stir it, pouring
in a little cold water, until you can beat
it thoroughly ; then have three or four
cups of water boiling in the coffee-pot.
and stir your mixture of egg and coffee
into it, setting it on where it Is hot but
only let it boa up two minutes, then set
it where It will keep hot, but not boil.
and pour out half a cup of the coffee to
clear the nozzle of the pot, and throw
it In again, which will settle it; and when
your breakfast is disnea up you win nave
a Deverage nt to set Deiore a King i zv. r.
Times.
The Rattlesnake's Rattle.
In the American Naturalist, Prof. Sam
uel Aughey gives the results of his obser
vations upon the use made of their rattles
by the rattlesnake. It is the vulgar opin
ion that the reptile sounds his rattle for
the purpose of enticing birds, and some
naturalists even are disposed to lind here
a mimicry of the sound made by the so
called locust, or cicada. Prof. Aughey
does not undertake to explain all the pur
poses served by the rattle, but helully
agrees with Sir. F. V. Putnam in reject
ing this mimetic theory. Does the rattle,
then, serve any useful purpose? In reply
to this question, the author tells us what
he has himself observed. In July, 180'J,
he was in Wayne County, Nebraska, and,
as he was one day investigating the natu
ral history of that district, he heard the
familiar rattle of the snake. The sound
was repeated at intervals, and proceeded
from a rattlesnake that was calling its
mate, which soon came in answer to the
summons. Prof. Aughey had a similar
experience the following year, and from
these facts he is disposed to think that the
purpose served by the rattle is to call the
sexes together.
Another purpose may be to paralyze its.
victims with fright, and to inspire its nat
ural enemies with terror. As an illustra
tion of the use of the rattle for the former
purpose, the author says that, as he fol
lowed through the woods of Dakota
County, Nebraska, a Baltimore oriole, he
heard a rattle, and at once saw the bird
as it were paralyzed with fear, anj ready
to fall a prey to the serpent. The writer
shot the rattlesnake. He adds that he
once witnessed an attack of seven hogs on
a rattlesnake. Soon after the battle open
ed, the snake rattled, and three others
came to nis aid. But the hogs were vic
torious in a few minutes.
Cheerful Predictions.
Dr. R. T. TraliTTn the Philadelphia
Star, is a verv cheerful prophet. He savs
we are approaching the climax of a pes
tilential period, lrom lHSO to ishs tne
planets Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Nep
tune will approach the earth nearer than
they have been for eighteen hundred
years. Whenever any one of the four
have come near enough for us to feel its
influence, pestilence, famine, and ex
tremes of heat and cold have been found
the result. Now, we are to have the in
fluence of the four combined, and he pre
dicts that In seven years from now all
manner of evil which grows out of at
mospheric changes will be upon us. To
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bv health ani cleanliness counteract the
effects of our unwelcome neighbors. The
world is so much better able to care for it
self than it was two or three hundred
yeais ago, that by care we may avert
much ot the danger. To the following
classes he gives very cold comfort : " The
dissipated, the glutton, the debauchee
may calculate on being among the first
victims. Young men who devitalize
themselves by usiug tobacco, oung ladies
who destroy one half of their breathing
capacity by fashionable dress and light
lacing, will never survive the perihelion
of all the large planets of the solar system;
and perhaps It will be best that tLiey
should not,"
A rolson-Froof Bird.
A correspondent of Scienet Gossip tells
of an attempt to capture a specimen of
tne scavenger-bird or "adjutant, oi inuia,
In which he failed in a most unexpected
way. On account of iw valuable services
in clearing the streets of decaying and
putrid matter, the bird Is held in high es
teem by the natives, who take every pre
caution to proteot it irom imrm. a ins
prevented an open attack, and poison was
the only alternative. Tho carcass of a
partially-dissected bat was stuffed wl h
enough arsenical paste and corrosive sub
limate to kill twenty men, and the titbit
thrown to a 1 ock ot the birds near oy
One of them swallowed the whole of it at
a gulp, and our student in comparative
anatomy thought his game secure. But,
thouch closelv watched for three hours,
not the slightest sign of uneasiness was
manifested, and at the end of this time the
creature flew away with its fellows, ap
parently as well as the best of them. The
acmstomed haunts of the flock were af
terward carefully searched, but no trace
could be found of the dead body wanted ;
and it was concluded that, unlike other
gorman'ts, this one was not to do easily
got at tnrougn nis Btcmacn.
Consumption. For tho cure of this dis
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yet discovered that can show more evidence
of real merit than Allen's Lung flalsnm.
This uncounted expectorant for curing con
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n ntl'nnt.inns of till) thWtnt. hltt nnlMsVclis-
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to the suffering public after its merits for the
cure of such diseases have been fully tested
by the medienl faculty. The Balsam Is, con
sequently, recommended by physicians who
nave become acquainica wun na gieiu buu
ces. ,
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neighborhood. xt morning they saw
some shining particles nmong the ashes, and
an examination snowed that tun asiics-oi tne
plant combined with the sand had produced
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YOUR REMEDY 19
ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM !
What the Doctor Say
Atnoo Woolly, M. P., of Kpr lnnco Co.. In
My!
unm pxtfiipfvely In my practice, nnd I am Biitlfflcd
Vn ttirnn vnnr nnnr. 1 hnvn nurd AllPti'A I.liiiff
Hnl-
111 pre is no oeuer medicine lur lung aicenBCH iu uc.
Ihrrc A. Inrnnt M. D., of Lottun Co., O., RAym
Allen's Lung Bulara not only sulm rnplrtly, but Rives
perfect sutln faction In every case within my knowl-
Ctl(t3. imvill tltMIIIUVUVO 111 ll nn n"wiB W' v
possesses vftluablc medicinal properties, I freely
use It in my dally practice and with unbounded suc
cess. As an expectorant, Ik Is most certainly fur ahead
Oi any preparation i nave ever yet Known
Nathaniel Harris, M. It
1 have no doubt! I will si
I nu ion hi cininn. im . t ui hmuuuuiii , ' --t Buy a ;
edlal spent for the cure of all diseases of the Throat,
Bronchial Tubes and Lungs."
" i nave no uourn it win soon nrconie ciiiichi rem
it r, Lloyd, of Ohio, surgeon In the army d urine tho
war, Irom exposure, contracted, consumption, ho
says : ' 1 have no hesitancy In saying that It was by
tiie uso of your Lung Balsam that 1 am now alive and
enjoy 1 ii k nnmin.
Fletcher, of Lexington
Mo.f says: " T rocom-
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gave satisfaction.'
Prs. Wilson A Ward, physicians and druggists, write
IllIll VrillirTIIIDi tVIIII..
Lung Balsam, and It sells ra
nnnlllM Tan n .
We purchased Allen's
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tn he.'
a KAinnm. and it sells ranio r. v e nro nrartisuifc
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1iing Hnlnnin can be taken as a fact. Let all af-
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U1CTUB,
It Is harmless to the moat delicate f htld
It contains no Opium In any fbrm.
Directions accompany each bottle
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for Proinectm and Oromo ntiuin a mwki nrm Antnt
early to ccure territory. Fall table of Content and Term
Chicago, fcvary Cromo oomptetelr mounted.
$10 tojgg
per day. Agents wanted eve-
rvwherA. PKrrtonl.p. f... .
BLA1K ft CO., Bt. Louis. Ho.
GREATEST CURIOSITY the won. r.efni
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selling weekly. .Price S6 cents. No humbug. Address
GEOltGE A.HKAKD & CO., Boston, Mass.
Keliable Komedy la Umea- I
imoi tue Aianeysana uri-
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tmiu, Dropsy, Gravel, Boils.
Bkin Diaeasea, Colds, it has
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f eyateia ner Asue. Phy
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REWARD
For ny case of Blind,
Bleeditiff, Ticlilni? or Ulc
rated fileAiiat Ie T-ixe't
Pi lb Remedy fulls to
cure. It U prepared ex
pressly to euro Uio Piles,
and iiothintrJlse. Sold by
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Established 25Q5 YEARS.
Jones Coa'l and Telegraph Collego.
FIFTH AND OLIVB BTBKET9, BT. LOrtB.
circular. (Oftrm&a sod KDgllab, aad SpMlmea. of r.aaiaa.
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II. Two new articles. salalilA
ll,UUU free by mall.
as Hour. A.lUre.s N. Li. WtilTK, Newark, N.J
Employment ; t luu per week ; agents A others to sell
a new article; iudlsk.ensahle to merch's & nianl'rs.
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A.N.K., 8.L.
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