sir HENRY J. STABLE. 39" YEAR. Terms of the "Compiler." sarrhe Repablican Compiler is published every Monday niornin..., by Ilsarav J. Sr_op.s, at ti ,75 per annum if paid i 4 advance 2,00 per annum if not paid in advance. No sub- Ecription discontinued, unless at the option of the publisher, until al.l arrearages are paid. Vir Advertisement-4 inserted - at the usual rates. Job Printing dune, neatly, cheaply, and with dispatch. in South Baltimore street, direct _ fy opposite Wampler'sTinning Establishment, one and a half squares from the - Court-house,' ,`ComPILEII" on the . sign. c oiee 'oefj. THE MOPEBN BELLE. The daughter sits in the parlor, And rocks her easy chair, She's clad in her silks and satins, And jewels are in her hair; She winks and giggles and simpers, And simpers, and giggles and winks, And though she talks but little, 'Tis vastly more than she thinks. Her father g►es clad in his russet, And ragged and seedy at that ; His coats are all out at the elbow—. Ile wears a most shocking bad hat, He's hoarding and saving his shillings, . So catkfully day by day, While 'she on the beaux and poodles, is throwing it all away. She lies a-bed in the morning Till nearly the hour of noon ; Then comes down snapping and snarling, ilecause she was called so soon. Iler hair is still in the papers, Ikr cheeks'stil dabbled with paint— Remains of her last night's blushes, Before she intended to faint. She dotes upon men unshaven, And men with "flowing hair," She's eloquent over moustaches, roe y give such a ficireign air, She talks of Italian music, And falls in love with the moon, • And though a mouse should meet her, Ste sinks away in a swoon. lEke• feet are so very tittle, Her hands so very white, ler jewels so very heavy, And her head so very light. Her color is made of cosmetics, Thoqgh this she will never own : Her body made mostly of , cotton, , Liar, heart is made ;Ally of stone ! She fails in love with a fellow, • ' Vho_ struts with a foreign air; Ne marries her for her money She marries him for his hair; One of.the very best matches— Both are well mated in lik.! She's got a fool for a husband, And he's got a fool for a wife! ,b'elect THE TELL-TALE VISION. ‘‘,IIIURDER -WILL OUT." "Vs the kind of a night for a ghostly and tnysteriotts story, and if you will listen pa tiently, Irvill tell you. one which took place wilt/Lee thirty years ago, away up yonder on the bleak moors of .Issynt., across thi, Sutherland bills_ Barren moorlauds, and gray sterile heaches, with flinty sands ; troops f forlorn pines along the hill sides, where the red deer keeps his wards ; rents of blue sea sprinkled with groen desolate islands-7-a "God-forgotten land," as Sidney Smith would :say. Thirtyyears ago,however,the monotonous lives (k" the simple islanders were rudely dis turbed by one of thoue.startling crimes which seem to belong more peculiarly to an advanced and complicated civilization. The case still -figures in the criminal records as the Assynt murder, and presents many features of curious i and picturesque interest • John McDonald, a well known itinerant pedlar, had, one dreary winter evening about this time of the _year, attended a rustic wed ding and merry making at the "farm town" of Assynt, where, amongithe fair damsels as sembled, he had contrived considerably to lighten his pack. No one had observed him leave, and fur a month- afterwards nothing was heard of his movements, His absence excited no surpriseemong the country people, as it was supposed that he had gone to visit his relations, who lived in Buss-shire. They, _however, ignorant of his movements, and see ing him Only at distant, intervals, were, of cuutse, not troubled at his customary absence, and the pedlar might have been away much longer before any suspicions could have been excited. But exactly four weeks after the iestivities at Assynt, a farm servant, passing a deep and precipitous turn on the mountain _road_tch lel lie*. between- the_farm-town_and the ,Clachan of Assynt, observed, by the im perfect dawn-light, a bundle floating upon the water, then unusually low and clear.. A rude raft was constructed, and -with its aid the neighbors dragged the corrupted body of a human being to the shore. Though much de composed, all who were - present, immediately recognized the body of the inksing pedlar.— The cluthes were the sang which he had worn :::4t. : ,... l . tplibfitalt.___ ,:t.:lit.fliter ft F4O ffehsp4pei----beboieZ to I.iteisfiltiVe, 1r.0e41 aediNi‘4l &e. when last seen, but the pockets had been carefully turned out and rifled, and notbingof any value was found on the corpse. Notwithstanding these suspicious appear ances, the simple people, among whom a murder had never been committed, concluded that the unfortunate man had fallen at! . ciden _tally into the tarn. So confirmed were they in this opinion, that they at once buried the _body, and John McDonald and the tragedy con nected with him was in a fair way of being forgotten. The parish minister,howe ver, bad accidentally learned of the discovery, , and he forthwith forwarded information to the proper authorities. The sheriff of the county and the public prosecutor immediately came down to the district, and commenced a searching investigation: i Under the guidance oC John Cameron, the schoolmaster, who was recommended to them by the minister as a skillful and'tru - sty per son, on whom perfect reliance could be placed, r and accompanied by the medical men of the island, the sheriff'visited the spot where Mc- Donald's body had been buried. It was dis interred-in his presence, and on examination, several deep wounds were discovered on the . baek of the head, any one of which, the doctors reported, would have been sufficient to cause his death. Coupled with the fact that the clothes had been plundered no reasonable doubt could remain that a murder had been committed. It was well• known in the island that il.l6Donald, who had made considerable money; carried his fortune .on his back, banks and stock being unknOwn institutions to these primitive people. But fur many 'days all the ingenuity of the law was baffled . to obtain any trace of the murderer. No one had been seen with McDonald after he left Assynt ; no article of any kind. could be iden tified as hie property. The search appeared fruitless. Several murders, however, Fad been recently committed in the northern .counties; they had remained unpunished; it was, therefore, .a matter of much public im portance that in this case an example should be made: The sheriff established himself .en permanence at a. roadside hostel in the vi cinity, and announced his determination to examine every resident in the island. During these investigations the sheriff was invariably accompanied by Cameron, who, through his acquaintance with the Gallic tongue, and his knowledge ef the inhabitants. proved of great assistance as an interpreter. • One morning, however, the sheriff went down to the district Post Office alone, Cameron be ing for the first time absent. During de sultory conversation, the post master inciden tally stated that soon after the date of the murder he had given change for a £lO Bank of England note to a person who he did not think should have had sd much money in his possession. Who was this ? John Cameron, the schoolmaster. Cameron was sent for, was asked how he had come to have the money in question, and peremptorily de nied any knowledge of the transaction. Ills statement, though made without apparent embarrassment, excited suspicion, and he was arrested, charged with the murder. For some time, however, no facts appeared to confirm the .suspicion. Cameron's house, which stood on a hill side by itself, was minutely searched, but none of the pedlate property was found in it. His sister, who lived with him, was evidently perfectly igno rant and innocent. She was a young and pretty girl, and, for her station in life, intelli gent and cultivated. When told of the charge, she indignantly refused to believe that her brother was guilty, and in deep distress fol lowed him to prison. One or two casual inci dents, however, to which she alluded, proved of unhappy importance on the trial. Even then; however, though well aware of the fatal effect of her answers, she spoke fearlessly and truthfully—with Spartan-like honesty meting out her brother's doom. A fearful dilemma, indeed—one where even falsehood cannot be rigorously judged, but where stern and rigid truth cannot be too highly esteemed. A noble Highland heroine, with her bloodless lips and white, tearless face—all honor to the gentle womanhood that is yet too noble in its maiden honesty for a lie ! Cameron, though - unable to account satis factorily for the money, was on the point of being liberated, Nrliell a singular incident oc curred.. A workman, McLeod by name, had on three successive occasions, dreamed that he had seen Cameron follow McDonald to the water-side, strike him a number of heavy bloWs with a hammer, rifle his pack, cast the body into the tarn, and conceal the articles he had taken in a cairn near his own house: 'The story was soon bruited about, and the dream er was brought before the sheriff. So strong and vivid, he said, was his recollection of the incidents of the dream, that he could under take to point out to the criminal officer the exact_ stones_under_w_h ich_the_property_Avar concealed. They went together, and ultimate ly discovered the articles in question conceal ed under several large stones, which McLeod declared exactly resembled those impressed on his memory. here was an important fact to begin with—the property of the murdered man found in the immediate proximity of Cameron's own house. Nest day another liuk was obtained. 1 week ur two previous GETTYSI3ISII,G, PENNSYLVANIA: MONDAY, FEB. 23, 1557. to his apprehension, Cameron walked one rainy morning to the other side of the island, got wet, and at a country inn obtained from the landlady a pair of stockings, leaving his own behind to be dried. These' were now produced,and after some hesitation, a cotter's wife declared that, from a peculiarity in the work, she could depose that they were of her own making; and added, that the day before his disappearance, the pedlar had bought two pairs from'her for her own use. That now produced was one of them; the other was disetivered in Cameron's house. A variety of similar circumstances gradually came out ; and after considerable delay, occasioned by the difficulties of the case, Cameron was brought to trial. The trial took place at Inverness. It from ten o'clock on the first morning of the assize,. till the same hour next day—twenty four consecutive hours, during which time judge, jury, and spectators, sat uninterrupt edly. The prime interest to the superstitious Highlanders lay in the mysterious fact of the vision, and the seer was an object of special interest when ho appeared in the witness-box. He suffered a severe cross examination from the prisoner's cotinsel; without the substan tial value of his evidence being affected. No one who heard his exambiution Could doubt Chat he was stating what was actually true no one could believe (and this, of course, was the object of the cross examination) that he himself was the criminal, or in any way im plicated. It was a protracted and difficult case of circumstantial evidence. The candies (gas Was not in those days) which had lighted them in their vigil through the long autumn night were extinguished, and the sun was high in heaven when the jury returned into court, finding the prisoner guilty, as libelled. The verdict had been recorded, and sentence of death pronounced, when Cameron (who pre servedthroughout the trial the most profound composure) rose, and with the utmost solemni ty and calmness, called God to witness that he was a murdered man. ' The sheriff—to whose exertions tho suc cess of the prosecution was mainly to be attri buted—was making his way to . his hotel through the excited : crowd, when a message came to him from' Cameron, requesting to see hith. When he reached the cell, Cameron, who still manifested the same complete com posure, at once said, "I um - new going to tell you what I hare never breathed-,to mortal man : the verdict was quite right.::4 did the deed!" lie then made a full' and detailed confession, relating the whole story with per fect frankness—a demeanor he preserved till his execution. The murder, he said, was committed on the. night of the Assynt wed ding. He had. seen McDonald leave ; had followed him unobserved ; had made up to him, and walked along with him to the tarn ; then, with a heavy hammer which he wascar rying home, he had struck him several blows from behind, and, after rifling the corpse, had thrown it into the , water. For some weeks it had remainsd at the bottom—at least, he could see nothing of it, and he. had gone once or twice every week to look for it. The evidence of McLeod surprised and star tled him. The property had been hidden the same night—a dark, wet, misty "night—im mediately on his return home ; and it was impossible, he thought, that McLeod, with whom he was merely acquainted, could have come by his informat ion in any natural way : The fact is curious, and may furnish a problem for those who are curious. in psychological mysteries. The murder had, of course, been the main topic of interest in the island for many weeks—it had no doubt, become strong ly impressed on McLeod's imagination ; some slight link of fact, a word ur gesture, materi alsexisted ; and out of those inchoate materi als the story might gradually shape itself into a form not unlike the tiectual, because a natu ral and logical arrangement of the whole - facts' known or surmised at the time. And, going on with the story to its close, the dream would accompany the murderer after the commission of the crime, depict his horror and contrition, his frantic desire to put away from him any evidence of the accursed deed which lay heavy on his soul. The place where he concealed the property was one that he would naturally select—out of his own house, indeed, but not so distant from it but that the articles might be easily recovered after the first dread had been subdued. People who have disen chanted the unseen, and wlAonsider a man's muscle the best part of him, will probably explain the mystery in some such way. "The light of common day" has become too strong for the supernatural. The Minister's Reply.—ln olden times a custom prevailed in New England to elect at town meeting, the mau last married, as hog constable. in a certain town, an aged minis ter became a widower, and found it conven ient to marry again. Shortly after he was waited on by a committee, who informed him that he had been appointed an officer of the town, and they had taken the opportunity to inform him thus early of his new office. He replie , l; "Gentlemen, it is no new office at all; for, titotr,Ot I have; been called the Shepherd of this flock, ppreeive I have been nothing but a hoy ecinztleile these forty ;p:(1(.3." "TRUTU IS 3IIGIITY, AND WILL PREVAIL." Anecdote of President Pierce. "Helen Beverly," one of the Boston Trans cript's corps of entertaining correspondents, tells the following incident, as of recent occur rence at Washington The President has - a pet saddle horse, very spirited and vivacious, to which ho has often given the spur by way of control. One after noon in last October, after dining almost wholly upon a favorite dish of 'Oysters, mau gre his repeated attacks of illness from the indulgence of shell-fish dinners, he mounted his prancing steed and rode out from the cap itol some six or seven miles, "solitary and 'alone," which repetition the devotees of-the Pathfinder would perhaps deem peculiarly ap plicable just now, find after the lapse of half an hour or so ho began the eiperionee of a dizzy head, with nausea and fidlingeyesight. Sliding down from his saddle he crept to the roadside, with his sinking strength, where he lay blind, helpless and deathly cold. Ills horse trotted away masterless towards the city, and our President felt that he 'was loft there to (lie. A cold numbness seemed to creep over all his limbs, and with but the sense to hear left him he recognized the steps of his faithful animal returning close to his side, but unattended, and of course a volunta ry watcher' of the fallen rider. The affectionate creature placed himself in various positions, as if trying the - convenience of his master for remounting, Jual finding all in vain, took his station directly above the prostrate form, transversely, as it would seem thus to protect and shed down warmth upon the incapable being beneath. With an effort fur life the President raised his stiffened fin gers and placed them under the shoulders or forelegs of the horse, where warmth was found, which slowly diffused itself over' his frame, and grathially he felt himself able to move ; the now docile animal, turning around and around, so as best' to afford means for an ascent to the saddle, which, with much diffi culty, was at last effected, and riding carefully back to the Capitol, he said to his horse, call ing him by name, •'ever shall a spur goad your side again." lerin a sutsll country town, located in the vicinity of' the junction of the Chenango with the Susquehanna river, there is a church iu which the singing bad, to use their own phrase, "ran conipletely (low ." It lia,l been led for many yours by ono of the deacons, whose voice and musical 'rowers had 'been gradually "giVing out." One evening ea an occasion of interest, the clergyman gave out the hymn, which was sung even worse than usual, 'the deacon leading off. Upon its con clusion, the minister arose and requested Brother could not conscientiously pray after such sing ing.—The deacon very composedly pitched to another tune,—and it was again performed, with manifestly a little improvement upon the first time. The clergyman said 1.0 more, but proceeded with his prayer. Ile had finished. and, taken the book' to. give out the second hymn, when he.was interrupted by deacon gravely getting up, and saying, in a voice audible to the whole congregation:— "Will Mr. please make another prayer? It will be impossible for am to sing aft er such praying as that."—lininkctbucker, ' 'Mrs. Dr. Harriet K. llont says : That beautiful, graceful accomplishment of dancing, so perverted by late hours and the indecency of fashionable attire, has outraged many sensible people, and led them to de pr:ve the young of one of the most simple and healthful enjoyments, because it has been abused. Fur.myself, I can testify nut_uuly_ to its healthful, but to its recuperative power. The fortieth, hay the fiftieth year of my age' found me enjoying this life cheering exercise. It should be one of the best and earliest alllllbe^ ments. Dancing is a healthful,lieautiful, graceful recreation, and is riot responsible fur the abases luxury has thrown around it. The vulgarism and excitements of the ball-room have nu more to do with the simple enjoy ment of the dance, than the rich wines and sumptuous banquets of the gourmand in whom they induce diseases, ha-I-a-to-4o witlrtire tem perate repasts that satisfy the natural wants of the body. • - W-Nubudy seems to have heard of that chap at Aberdeen, Miss., who just came home from a year's absence iu Nicaragua: Ott his way up from the landiug he met quite a num ber of ladies. After hissing his sister, &e.; "Pray," said he, "are all the girls in ,Aber deeu married? I met Miss A.—" "Why, brother, Miss . A— isn't married." "Nut married I Nor Miss 13—? nor Miss C—? nor Miss,"--"Oh, psbaw I brother," said Sis, just beginning to catch the idea, "that's noth ing but hoops." _tar In 1801, New. England, through her Representatives, voted thirty-five consecutive times for a traitor to lci:r country—Aaron Thirr—against that old patriaieli of Democra cy- and true Government, Thomas Jefferson. The same New England, in' 1656, under the lead of some of the same men, and guvern ed by the same sectional views, voted for John C. Fremont and again:A Jau►es Bu eh anan. :=Z An Elephant Summoning his Worshippers to Prayers.—The Paris Moniteur gives the fol lowing account of the religious practices of the Siamese :--"The dominant religion of the in habitants is Buddhism, accompanied by var ious practices. They worship white elephants which are found in large numbers in the for ests of the South. One of these animals which is considered the representative of Buddha on earth, possesses a very handsome temple and palace at Bangkok. The French sailors in the vessels that accompanied M. do Montig ny were Admitted as a special ism o.• to visit this mysterious dwelling, and were ac companied by the chief of the priests. The animal always appears to understand the sa cred character which has been conferred on hint by the ignorance of the population, as he ifr of extraordinary gravity and dignity. Above his knees are large golden rings en crusted with precious stones, and his head is Ornamented with a magnificent diadem . of pearls and diamonds of great price. Every morning, at' daybreak, ho appears at the threshold of his temple, and gives the signs of prayer by raising to the sky his trunk, which is covered with gilding. So true is hie in stinct that be never misses the ceremony." Reren,qe qf a Chinaman —A shop-keeper in the California digging employed a John Chinaman, whom he had once ill-treated, to paint him a sign in Chinese characters, in or der to get custom from the "long-tails." But when' the sign Ivas put up fur the expected customers; although many .approached the placard and read it, all without exception passed by with broad grins on their faces.— Sespeeting that' all was not right, ho took down the mysterious sign, and endeavored to obtain a • translation I This ho found a' diik (tufty in getting, every Chinaman to whoth he showed it refusing to satisfy him, and merely answering with a grin. At -length by the offei.of a bribe, he arrived at the secret. The enticing advertisement, on being rendered in to English, W{l,B; as nearly as posSible, as fol lows :—"Buy nothing hero, shopkeeper d--au rogue !" "Only Me."—.l. lady, had; two, children— both girls. The. elder was a fair child; the younger a beauty, and the mother's pet.--Tier whole love was centered .in it. The elder was neglected, while "Sweet" (the pet name of the younger) received every attention'that love could bestow. One day after a severe ill-, uess, the mother was sitting in the parlor, when she heard a childish step on the stairs, and her thoughts. where _instantly with the fa vorite. "Is that you, Sweet t" she inquired. "No, mamma," Was the sad and: touching re ply," it isn't Sweet ;'-it's only Inc)." The mother's heart smote her, and from that hoar "only nie," was restored to an equal place in her affections. . Xte - A couple of gentlemen who wore noted for their boldness in "elongating veracity," were one day taking a stroll together and in sensibly entered upon a contest of exaggera tion. As a clincher, one of them pointed to a distant steeoe, and commenced descanting upon the color of a lly which he said ho could "plainly see crawling up the spire !" The other shaded his eyes and gazed sharply to wards the spot indicated, for a few moments, and then said : "Ali, I can't see the insect, but I know it is there, fur I can hear it step I" The Way of the Transyressor is Hard.—We are told by a gentleman just from Schuylkill county, that the wife of oneof the Democratic traitors, who voted fur Cameron, said "she would rather have seen hor husband brought home a corpse that to have heard of his-base conduct." The indignation was *so great, that hii3 children wore compelled to leave school on account. of the jeers of their school mates. Truly, the way of tho transgressor IS hard. Delicate and Willy.—Queen Elizabeth, ad miring the elegance of the Marquis Villa de Medina, a Spanish nobleman, complimented him on it, begging at the same time to know who possessed the heart of Su accomplished a cavalier? ‘, 4 llla,datin," said he, "a lover. risks too much on such an occitsion ;. but your majesty's will is law. Excuse me, however, if I fear to intim her, but request your Majes ty's acceptance of her portrait." Ile bent her a iooking-g/uss. liEf - A pert lawyer in the South, lately in sulted the Judge, who fined him $5O. Ile re peated the insult, and the Judge doubled the fine ;he tried it again, and lie trebled it. IT; nally, he asked permission to go !mine. "What for ?" asked the Judge. "To buy your hon or's paper at ten per cent., to pay my fine." xtEr•The mother of the Rothschilds lived at Frankfort, and was taken sick at 98 years of age. She said she was sure to live to 100, as nothing belonging to the house of Rothschild xnust - go tie/ouGpar. She - did;huwevcri-for-she died at 99.1. - - A While Deer.—The Cleveland Ledger says, that a perfectly white deer was shot in the northern part of that State, a few days ago. Query.—What is that if you take the whole away, there will be some left? Whuleztome. TWO DOLLARS A-YEAR Parallel BEFORE ELECTION. `•'That Kansas will be doomed to Slavery, if the Buchanan Do mocracy are trium phant, is sure as there is a God in lleaven."—' 'New York Tribune. Another Border /bean 'Outrage.—The fol lowing appears in the Kansas City Enter- prise: During the past fortnight, at the American Hotel in Kansas City, (MOO the greatest out rage ever committed upon the 'friends of free dom' was perpetrated, and we call upon the whole.fraternity of shriekere to assist us in, giving expression to our 'burning indigna tion. In Missouri, in a hotel kept by a bor der :ruffian, 'Gov.' Chas. Robinson and Gen., Samuel C. Pomeroy, the free state leaders, Col, li, T. Tittis, and Maj. , Jeff . . Buford, of the 'bloody ruffians,' eat down at the same ta ble, ate together in peace, and. pledged each other's health iii the choicest Reidsiek. Whether this result is to' he attributed to the presidential election, the pacific efforts of Gov. Geary, or the murderous propensities of the people of Missouri, we leave for„Greely or some other philosopher to determine. Wo simply record the fact. how to Wash Flannel.- , -Some washerwo men possess quite a knack in wg flannel, so as to prevent it galling. It hi notthe soap suds, nor rinsing water that thicken up flan nel in washing, but the rubbing of it. Cloth is fulled by being '‘Peunced and jounced," in the stocks of the fulling mill 'nth' soapsuds. The, action of rubbing flannel on the wash board is just the , seine ee that of 'the fulling mill. Flannel, therefore, should always ,bo w i ashed in very strong soapsuds, rhich will remove the dirt and grease; by' iqUeeziug, better than hard rubbing' - will in 'milk seal': suds. It should also be ritnied oat `efihe son, in warm water, and never in -Cold, as the the fibres of the wool do not shrink up us much in warm water after coming out of the warm soapsuds. Great care, should be taken to rinse thesuap completely ontof the flannel. This advice will apply. to the washing of blankets, the same ae it does to the washing of 11ana—S*704 . 11c AtiteriOa: Ccmcentratecl..Tea.—A paragraph has been travelling the rounds _till it has become an antiquity, that a dentist, , Dr. John Burdell, of New York, boiled down a pound of Yound Hy - eon, from a quart to a - pint when ten drops killed a rabbit. Boiled'to a gill, when ten drops kill€d a cat in a few. minutes. So would catnip, sage, mint; and half a dozen other harmlesS articles, prepared in the snore . „ way, , The expe;imont is no . , more, proof of the poisonous prOperties ,of tea, than, that pettehei3 are destructive of life because they contain prussic acid, which, concentrated, is ono of the most deadly of poisons, but the most harmlek s .and. agreeable, of flavors as di luted, by nature in,the delicious fruit,--.Medi cal IVorld. Seiu."Will you have a Daily Siang" said a news-boy to Mrs. Partington. "Will I have a daily Bonl Why, you little scapegrace.' How dare you insinuate against a, lone woman froth homer No, indeed, I guess I won't have a daily aop I—My . poor dead man usedlo complain most awfully when I presented him a yearly von I A daily son - , indeed! Begone, you little upstart imp I" And the old woman called for the turkey-taii fan to keep her from swooning:, sarThe head clerk of, ii large mercantile house was bragging rather largely of the, amount of business done, by his -"firm." "You may judge of its extent," said he, "when I tell you that the quills - of our correspond.- enee only, cost two thousand dollars a year!" "Pooh I" said the clerk of another house who was sitting by :—"what is that to our corres pondence, when I save four thousand dollars a year in ink, trom merely omitting ,to dot the Ps." sqi-Jin elephant once nearly killed an Irish man for an insult offered to his trunk: Paddy, in explanation.of his temerity, said it was im possible to resist a nose you could pull with both hands. Crooked.—From Knomville, Tennessee, to Canton is, 25 miles by land, and 125 miles by. the Tennessee river. An Early Toper.-13ill, is your father. an early riser?" "Guess you'd think so. Ile is drunk every morning before six o'clock—if I'm not mistaken, that takes down your old man." gee -Dr. Johnson'compared plaintiff and de fendant in an action at law, to two men' duck ing their heads in a bucket, and daring each other to remain the longest under water. fiee-The cost of imported cigars entered at the Custom House in one day, recently, was $4.1,496. Brandy stood next on the list, the amount being $25,509. Guns came next— sl2,lo9. -'7Z-Clut you say "boots without spurs" throo. times ill succession ?=-Boots, boots, boots. NO. 22 Columns. AFTER ELECTION. "That lansas is to become a Free State, seems to be the gener -3t belief through Out the Free States."—New York Tribune.