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MeCLEAN It WOODS,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
•
Gerrreerao,
OFFICE—On Baltimore Street, same heretofore
occupied by the late firm of M. & W. 31eClean.
Nov. 18, 1870.—tf
a M. IiRAUTII,
. • ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Collections and all legal business promptly at
tended to.
(Mice on Baltimore street, south of the Court
house.
June 1.8,1869—tf
. Me4C°NAI"II 2I I TORNEY AT LAW.
Ofbee one door west of Bugumues Drug Store,
Chambersburg street.
Special attention given t °Sults, Collections and
Settlement of Estates . 'Ali legal business, and
claims to Pensions, Bounty, Back - pay, and Dam
ages against U. States, at all times promptly and
efficiently attended to.
Land warrants located, and choice Farms for
sale in lowa and other western States.
June 18, li69—tf
J. COVER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Will promptly attend to collections and all other
Business trusted to his care.
°Mee between Faimestock's and Banner a:
Ziegler's stores, Baltimore street, Gettysburg, ra.
May 1867—tf
DAVID A. BIJEALED,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Will promptly attend to collections and all other
Business entrusted to his care.
Office at his residence in the three-story build
ing opposite the Court-house.
•
May 29, 1967—tt
DAVID WILLIS,
lJ ATTdRNET AT LAW.
°nice at his residence in the South-east corner of
Centre Muare-
May 1867—tt
i iit. H. IL HUBER
South-east corner of Chambersbur 4 and Washing
tun .streets, owosite COL TATE'S EAGLE HOTEL.
une 11, 1869-4.1
DEL J. W. C. O'NEAL
Has hiv office at his residence In Baltimore street,
two doors above the Omipiler Office.
May 9, 186 —ti
JOHN L. HILL, X. D.,
DEN TIST.
°Mee on Chambersburg street, nearly opposite
the EAGLE IiOTZL, -Getty/OWL Pa.
SW - Raving been to co at practice over 3)
years patients can be assured of good work.
July 9, 1867-41
D R. J. E. BEILJUITESZSEII.
DENTIST.
Raving located in Gettysburg, offers hhi services
to the public. Mae In the old "Sentinel" Mae
:4. E. corner, Centre Square, where he will be pre:
pared to attend to any case within the province
of the Dentist. Persons In want of hill or partial
sets of teeth are invited to call. Terms reasona
ble. July 30, 11011—tf
Tarriago, Aitrutoo, &t.
u. met.: KWH% J. Y. MCCRE ARY
"BEST ALWAYS CREAPSET:
The Best and Cheapest,
Saddles, _Bridles, Collars
and iI,LENEIiSof all kinds, In thli County, are
always t be found at the old and well known
stand. Baltimore st., opposite the Presbyterian
Church.
(MeCREARY'AI.)
()ult. RIDING and WAGON SADDLES,
are the most substantially built and neatest
lIARNE.,(plain and silver mounted,) are
complete In every respecA and warranted of the
can not be beat. They are the best FITTING awl
most durable.
OUR. HEAVY DRAFT HARNEI3B, .
are made to order, as cheap as they can be made anywhere and in the most substantial manner.
RIDING BRIDLES, WHIPS, LASHES, DRAFT
Raines, Fly-nets and everything. None better or
cheaper.
oCit PRICES
have been impugn) to the lowest living standard.
A liberal percentage fur cash, off all bills
amounting to to or more.
We iyork nothing but the best of stock and will
warrant every article turned out to be in every
resct as represented.
Thankful for past favors we invite attention to
our present stook.
eKirG I ve us a call and examine prices and anal
fly. D. IttoCRELRY & SON.
Jan. 29. IS6B—tl
iLidIES AND iCARRIAGES
REMOVAL.
I IRE undersigned has renioved his Carriage
/ making shop to the east end cd Middle street,
Gettysburg, Pa., where he will continue to build
all kluds of work in his line, viz: .
CARRIAGES, TROTTING it FALL
ING-TOP BUGGIES,• JAGGER
WAGONS, &C., &C.
Ills work is all put up of good Inaterlsl4adi
the best of mechanics , and cannot tag to re
isfactlon. Ms mechanics ,
prices are always reasons
solicits ordeal. aoundrmt that he can please.
REPAIRING promptly dose, at moderate rates.
W. K. GALLAGHER.
.1 uly 1, 1868—ly
SAVE YOUR T{OR►SES
PATEN'T ELASTIC CORK
HORSE COLLARS.
I'HE undersigned his for sale these CELE
MATED C0.1. 1 4t113, manufactured by Hiner
& Berry, Philadelphi which'are now used by aU
the City Passenger Railroad Companies for the
protection of their stock. They are lighter in
weight, absorb no moisture, and do not best. The
Cork with which they are stuffed being very elas
tic. the Collar adjusts to the shape of the animal,
andrronseqUently does not chafe. Farmers, try
I hem. Also,
lIIE
HARNESS
of :HI klmLi for sale and made to order,' Call a
my establishment on Carlisle street, Gettysburg
P. adjoining Passenger Depot.
May :51, 1871)--tY JOHN CULP. •
CARRIAGE-MAKING.
The war being over, the undersigned have re
sumed the
Carriage-Making Business,
at their old stand, In East Middle street, Gettys
burg, where they are again prepared tlsut
work. In the most fashionable, sniastani
superior manner. .11. let et neer tedijecondTh and,nd
CARRIAGES, RUGGLES,. &C.,
on hand, which they will dispose of yt the lowest
prices, and all orders will be suppkted o 4 promptly
and satisfactorily as possible.
REIMIBING.4I2
done with dispateli, sad at t e..tatta_
A. large lot of new and old whim{ on hand
for sale.
Thankful for the liberal ware— nage heretofore
ealorell by theta they &Melt anti will endeavor to
deserve a large mars Me future.
llay 1.67--tf D.4.NNEJA-111 =GLEE.
Ditigrapik 1n e.
.ESTABLISILID 1859
T H"' ON & MY.ERS'
EXCELSIOR GAL! HEM
York Street, Gettysburg, Penn'a.'
Islet mines el' an styles. Views et tlas
BATTLE-FIELD !
BEND ITA.Mr IPOR CATALOCIIIL
FIWIES, ALBUMS, tte,
nar - Sole Agents tor riarnor Vilbad's Pyir
gent Revolving 413bilogn
Dec. ..t, 11160—tt
VOL. LXXI.
*stags tads. - -
PRIME OYSTERS
•
JOHN GRUEL,
Chambersburg st., Gettysburg, Pa., next
door to Eagle Hata,
Has always os hand the very
REST fYYSTI4:I:S,
which can be commanded in the market, which
will be served up in any style desired. lie has
special accommodations for LADIES AND
GENTLESIEN. Give him a call.
Also, always on hand a large assortment
of Confections, Cakes, Fruits, Almonds, Raisins,
Figs, Toys, &c. Nov. - 4, 1870.—ti
NEW BUSINESS.
Upholstering & Trimming.
iITILLfAM E. CULP
HAS opened an Oiltablishment opposite Weav
er's Livery Stables, on Washington street, for
covering
SOFAS, CHAIRS, MAI TRESSES, AND UP.
HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS
BRANCHES.
lie also continues his old business of Trimming
Buggies, Carriages, &c., and solicits from the pub
lic their patronage. Charges moderate.
Dee. 11—tf
BLACKSMITHING,
B. G. HOLLEBAUGI
I • AS opened a Blacksmith Simi? on Wash Malvin
street, next door to Chrltztuatrs Carpenter Shop
and is prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH
INCI, at reasonable rate►, and inyltes a share o
public patronage.
REPAIRING of all kinds. Gire us a
ES
1.10 - 11 30, 1869-tf
COOPERING
PETER CULP
Has commenced the
() OPE It I . ti ESS
lu all its branches at his residence on the Mumma&
burg road, at the end of Carlisle street, Gettys
burg, Pa. The public can always have made to
order all kinds and styles of
MEAT VX.4BELS,
('ROUT STANT*,
PIcK.I6I. STAND*
*TUBS,
FLOUR BARRELS.
1 ;dm) manufacture 5 and 10 ga I Kegs, Cider
Barrels. And all other kinds or Coopering. Re
pairing done cheaply and with despatch. Give us
a call. (Aug. 13, 1869-11
GRANITE YARD,
GETTYSBURG, PA.,
ON RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT
PETER BEITLER
Is prepared to furnkiti GRANITE , for all kinds o
BUILDING AND MONUMENTAL PURPOSES,
at reasotutble rates--1.
Curbing, Sills, Steps
ASHLERS, POSTS, MONUMENTS, CEM.
ETERY BLOCKS, &C., &C.,
cut and finished In every style desired, by best o
workmen.
4firOrders from a distance promptly attended to
Juno 3—tf
REMOVAL! REMOVAL !
ROBERT 11 ARMOR,
Ga Fitter, Plumber : and Bell
Hanger,
Can be found at his residence on corner of East
Middle and Stratton streets,
GETTYSBUIfG, PA.,
Will promptly attend to all orders In his line.—
Work done in the most satisfactory manner, and
at prices as low as can possibly be afforded to make
a living.
GAS PIPE
furnished; as well as Chandeliers, Brackets, Drop
Lights, ac. ; also, bI'ATEJI rms, no m Top ana
?rust Spigots, and, in short, everything belonging
to gas or water fixtures.
Bells hung, and furnished if desired. Locks of
all kinds repaired. l'Apria29, inu—tt
GETTYSBURG, BAKERY,
r pHE Arita of Newport & Ziegler having been
k dimolred, the undersigned will continue the
Baking business, in all its branches, at the old
stand.
Corner of South Washington and West Middle
streets, Gettysburg, Pa.
All kinds Of
CRACKERS
KES,
BREAD
• ROLLS.
PRETZELS, 4C.,
constantly baked and always to be had fresh..
With many years experience and everyA/Pun
tion to please, he feeb that he can
fxg a
faction in all cases. Orders solicited. and P
attended to. With many thanks for the
bestowed on the old !arm, its continuance
!April 1869—tf BALTZE NEWPORT.
STEAM SAW NHL
iliE undersigned bas in operation 4 BTR.4-W
J. SAW MILL, at the South hiounialn. near
Alraedenburg Springs, and is prepared to saw to
brder bills of
Will** Oak, Wm", seadoek.
or any kind of Timbet &sited, at the etextes no
tice and at low rates. He alsomanufactures
Shingles, - Pailings, &c
LUMBER
delivered at scrillnkthe WW2ST
3 per cent will dedustafive cash paymepta,
or Interest will charged the time of deliv
ery of Lumber. Thankful , Tea, be
would desire a corgi* ffr
• AU letters should be to at 'Graaf -
fenburg P. O. Adams
1969—tf county,
___Pa.
Oct
HENRY brn.,TENBERGER.
:A
GUNSMITHING !
n4TTLE-FIELD RE 4psl
Canes, Shelk;, I:filNa
E. WOODWARD.
would respoutfolly eat the eilwatiosi, of Me
no to kb lone assortment Belies
ths Gettysburg ItattimikhL
Ounsndtidng attendedle sN
with promptness and
an mat wananted.
Give us _ smg pt our pima of healnso n Gar-
Usk Meet ( siansas Ball.) V,
Getheborl. 29,
JEREMIAH CULE!,
Garrrilirgiti,A 4 t,
UNDERTAKER
to fooookik 000hor
COFFINS of all -13tyles.
w lt t abo ken oil y = &e st
ic ammx=rt se a
t o tt a ir ki red lamb 1.
•riteracle
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frig 6isds, /lotions, it.
Fahilestock Brothers.
FALL & WINTER
Dry Goods, Hardware,
QUEENSWARE, CARPET,
Groceries, Cedltrware,
FURS are cheap this season
DRESS GOODS—all the new styles and In every_
variety
COLLARS, HANDKERCHIEF'S and NEEDLE
WORK—the largerAtoek ever In town
at Fahnestoek's.
SH AWLS of all lambi and pri,es
:it Falanoa.n•lCA.
CHRISTSIAS GOODS
CLOTHS, CA&SIMEItS, ke., latest style
at Fahnestock's.
CALICOS—Ix st at 12% cents
WATER-PROOF CLOTH from $l.OO yard up
at Fab nestock's.
RIBBONB and DEM TRIMMINGS
at Fahnestock'&
GLOVES In large assortment
Nov. 18, 1810—tt
11I1EMMM
111.4 the ►,:.rtievt 1] ,it Selected Stock o
DRY GOODS
NOTIONS,
hat has been bmght to Gettysburg this Spring
which will be sold at the est possible rates
May ti. IS7O-11.
NEW FIRM.
REBERT -& BUSHMAA
Dry Gilds, Cartels, Glassware, &I
MBE firm of Itebert & Elliott having r been dls•
solved, It Is succeeded by REBER & RCM,
MAN, who will eontlnue the Mercantile tattiness
at the old stand, on Baltimore street, °Mesita th e
Court -house, Gettysburg. The Junior partner
has for years been employed as salesman In the
store of J. L. Schick, and therefore bring* to his
new position an experience In the bushier po4l
- by few.
The stook now offered, owing to large additions
of the new mt and hateet w . i ;yes and patterns of
Goods, Is one of rue ;tine yeness, and cannot
fail toplease, whilst their sea, haring=
to the Th e
advantage, also be found
tory. The Inducements they oiler cannot be es,
celled In the town or county. They make a spe
cialty of
LADIES' DRESS GOODS,
an invite attention to the assortment they now
offer • promising at the same time to continue it
up to the highest' standard.
FOR GENTIAMIRN'S WEAR,
Wed:urge and vatted st.oek,_agd feel =-
PO inine be salted !n gaols and
Price.
DOMESTIC 8, CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS,
QUEILNSWARE. GLASSWARE. Re., will
always be found In fall variety, with the beet
chances offered to buyers.
Everytbins possible will be done to render sat.
Lvfaetlon, and thus earn a liberal share of public
patronage, which they respectfully solicit.
ADAMHEBERT
Nov. ,
2.5. ind—tf JOHN H. BIIBEIMAW.
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Fall and Winter Goods
AT GRWST & BOWERS,
York Springs, Pa. .
40170—" Quick Sales, Small ProDa and Quick
HEBeturn/n
Tunderldrirlit ) off returned from
the city of ZnuadMphis, otter the citizens of
York Springs and elsewhere, a well selected
STOCK OF GICOODS, consisting of Dry GOOde,
Fitnig n kloods, Grocer*, adware,
Batik_Capa. Boota, Shoes,
PrWkoths, &c &c We olltratilities.
txt mte nd dir o M l LMA r troßS, DBv
Plualpe remember that cash brings better bar.
t/hilt-huili long credit., andfniquent /*Dements
make long friends.
We have &Jorge lot of ready-made OVER.
COATS, made to ordertikuitable for. this vicinity,
which will be sold at the lowest prices possible.
ruzinktui forvors, and with attention to
businesgand a ' Won to please, we solid a
continuance of U "Oro Nute.
1://11.BST & BOWERS.
Oct. hi, 1870.—tf
NEW% •FIRM
412. R DISTrILEM, Pd.
2MI
inualdarriletvart 7 lr -
and
tan
... ei re Wthetr :47' ,
moot of WA, " i ii •
llrk G00d4,. , Groceries , '
itardwakro, 4aemauware,
WI d' A PAAttutosil hi a
prepared to
:611 sitiLrver—rOkr falling
I g 4 FIPP.
our stook of
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Sif. - A lot ot ibr e Z e * •" -
MAUS R. COVER.
Anti &milk% pa., tscaRVNBrERGER'
MIA T MARKET f I
NEW !
ORA IL storm a map. avinacaK
HAVING endowed Into Jpartnenldp, '
Badness, w u emjs cPw
bratitt sti Maillbdt •
GOODS.
IRON, PAINTS, .ke
at Falltiestock's.
at Falittestock*..
of Fahnestock!s.
at F:thuestock
at Faline-;toek's.
MID
Ibtdudtig.
Vttitical.
Baltimore Lock Hosp
DB. JOHNSTON,
Physician of this celebrated Institution, has ilk
covered the most Certaln, Speedy, Pleasant and
Effectual Remedy In thoyorld for all
DISEASES OF 111.11WDENCE, .
•
Weakness of the Back, or Limbs, Strictures, Af
fections of the Kidneys, or Bladder, Involuntary
Discharges, Impotency, General Debility, Ner
vousness. Dyspepsia, Languor, Low Spirits, Gm
fusion of Ideas, Palpitation of the heart, Timidity,
Trembling, Dimness Of Sight. or Giddiness. Di
sease of the Head, Throat. Nose or Skin, Affec
tions of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach nr Bowels—.
those terrible disorders arising from Solitary Hab
its of Youth—SW=l and solitary practices. more
fatal to their victims, than the songs of the Syrens
to the Mariners of 1 lvsses. blighting their most
brilliant hopes, or anticipations. rendering mar
riage, tic., impossible.
YOUNG Mks
especially, who have become the Victims of Soli
tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit
which annually sweeps to an untimely grave
thousands of young men of the most exalted tal
ents and brillient intellect, who 'night otherwise
have entranced listening Senate; with tho thund
ers of eloquence, or waked to eestacy the living
lyre, may call with full confidence.
MAR R I AG E.
Married persons. or Young Men contemilating
marriage, awafe of PO ideal Weakfiess (Loss oI
Pro Creative Power—hopot(nev.) NervAs Excita
bility, Palpitatiyn, Organic Weakness, Ner‘iins
Defillity, or any other disqualification, speedily
relieved.
lie who place, himself under the care of Dr. J.
may religiously confide In his honor as a gentle
man, and confidentially rely upon his skin us a
physician.
011,GANIC WEAKNESS,
IMPOTENCE LOS' OF POWER.
Immediately Cured, and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing affection—which renders life
miserable and marriage impossible—ls the penalty
paid by the victims of Improper indulgences.—
] ming persons are too apt to commit excesses
from not being aware of the. dreadful consequen
ces that may ensue. • NOW, who that understands
the subject will pretend to deny. that the power of
procreation is lost sooner by those failing Into hn
proper habits, thait by the prudent' Beside being
deptiSed p 1 the pleasures id healthy offspring. the
most &winds and destructive synudoms of - both
body :ind mind arise. The system becomes de
ranged the Physical and Mental Functions Weak
m ed.Guso of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita.
Linty, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart. Ina
gestion, 'Constitutional Debility, and Wasting of
the Frame, Cough. _Consumption, Decay and
Death.
A CURE WAEHANTED IN TWO DAYS.
Delia lu Six Hours 1 No Mercury:
Persons Entiled by Ig - norant, Trifling Pretend
and their Deadly Poisons, should apply
immediately.
DR. JOHNSTON,
Member of the Royal College of Surgeons. Low
don. Graduate of one of the most eminent- Cu.
loges In the United States, and the greater part
whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of Lon
don, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effeet
ed some of the most astonishing cures that were
ever known ; tiling troubled with ringing In the
head and ears when te,leep, great nervousness.
being Manned at stulden ftoituttP , . ba hfnlnest. with
derangement of mind, welt cured immediately.
• TAKE PA.E.TICTLA,E NOTICE
Dr. J. addresses all thha' who hive injured
themselves by Improper indulgences and solitary
habits. which ruin both body and mind, unfitting
them for either bminess. siudy, soeb-t) or man
se are some of the Salt and 1111,141140iy .
mar
riage.: •
effects produced by the early habits of youth. viz:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains in the
Head, Dimness of Night. Loss of Muscular Power,
Palpitation of thelleart, Dyspetzsia, Nervous Irri
tability, Derangementof the Digestive Functions,
Genera/ Debility, Symptoms of Consumption. gm.
hissica.u.r.—rhe fearful effects of the mind are
much to be dreaded.. 1.06.9 of Memory,Confusion
of Ideas, Depression of spirits, Evil Forebodings,
Aversion to Society, self-Distrust, Love of Soli
tude, Timidity, &c., are sonic of the evils pro
duced.
Thousands of persons of all ages ran now judge
what is the cause of their declining health, losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale. nervous and
etnleated, having a SW guLar appearance about the
eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption.
-YOUNG MEN
who have injured themselves by a certain prac
tice, Indulged in when alone, a habit frequently
learned from evil companions or at scliel. the
effects of which are nightly felt, even v. hen asleep,
and if nut cured. renders maniac initsissible,
and destroys both mind and Ws should apply
Immediately.
What a pity that a young man. the hope of his
country, the pride of his parents, should be
snatched from all prospects awl employments of
life, by the consequi-nce of deviating from the path
Of nature, and Ind uhang 111 a certain secret habit.
Such persons must, tiofore (blame plat c
AlittlAtir.
reflect that a smiud mind and body are the most
necessary requisites to promote connubial happi.
ness. Indeed, without these. the Journi.y through
life becomes a weary pilgrimage, the prospect
hourly darkens to the slew, the mind becomes
shadowed to despair, and IThisi with the inclan
chobr reflection that the happiness o f soother Is
blighted with our own.
DISEASE OF 111 PICUDEIs“ E.
When the Misguided and itoprmleur ‘..,tary of
pleasure finds that he has i b thy seedS of
this painful disease, it too often Lappent, that an
ill-timed sense of shame or dread of discovery de
ters Win from applying to those wino, from oNftielt
lion and respectability, eau alone lidruani hint,
delaying till the constitutional sym pb nits of this
horrid discateL makes their appe.aranee. such as
Ulcerated sore - throat. dii.2.4l.SW ntkie. nOct lined
pins lit the head and limbs, thinness of sight,
blotches on
on the ahlu tames and arms,
blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro
greasing with frightful rapidity, till at last the pal
ate of tile month or the bones of the hoc fail in,
and the victim of lids awful dkease becomes a
horrid object of commiseration till death puts a
period to his dreadful suffering+, by sending him
to that undiscovered country, ••from a hence no
traveler returns."
It Ls a melancholy fart, that thousands DIE vie.
tiles to this terrible disease. through falling into
the bandfof Jgriorant or Unskillful PRETEND
ERS, Who by the use of that deadly Poison. Me
rcury, &e., destroy the constitution, and incapable
of curing. keep the unhappy sufferer mouth after
month taking their noxious or injurious com
pounds, and Instead of being restored to a renew
al of Life, Vigor and happiness, in despair leave
hint with mineic health, to sign user his galling
disappolnitnent.
- To such, therefore. Dr Joitssras.pledges him
self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and
front his eMpsive practice and observations in
the great Hospitals Of 1. - proc and the first In
this country, viz: England, Pra'nce, Philadelphia
and elsewhere, is enabled to offer the most Speedy.
Certain and Effectual Remedy in the World for all
diseases of Imprudence.
DR. JOHNSTON,
OFFICE, 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET
BALTIMORE, MD.,
left hand side going from Baltimore street, a few
doors from the corner. Fail not to observe the
name and ;lumber.
WIL-No letters received unless postpaid and con
taining a stamp to be used on the reply. Persons
writing should state age, and send a portion of ad
vertisement describing symptoms.
There are so many Paltry, Design;ng and Worth
less Imposters advertising thelusetves as Myst.
cians, trifling a ith and ruining the health of all
who unfortunately fall into their power, that Dr.
Johnston deems It necessary to say especially to
those unacquainted with his reputation, that his
Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his dike.
ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS.
- -
The many thousands cured at this establish
ment, year after year, and the numerous Surgical
Operations performedy Dr. Johnston witnessed
by the ropraserdatirai o the press and many other
persons, notices of w public,h appeared again
and again before the sides his start lag
as a gentleman of character and responsibility, is
a siMcient guarantee to the afflicted,
SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED.
March 11, ISM—lylpr
A..YEWS 'SARSAPARILLA,
FOR PITRIFYING'THE BLOOD.
TEE reputation this excellent medicine enjoys,
is derived from its cures, many of which are
truly marvellous. Inveterate cases of Scrofulous
disease, where the system seemed saturated with
corruption, have been purified and cured by it.—
Scrofulous affections and disorders, which were
aggravated by the scrofulous contamination until
they were painfully afflicting, have been radical
ly cured In such great numbers in almost every
section of the country, that the public scarcely
peed to be - Informed of lie virtues or noes.
Scrofulous poison is one of the moat destructive
enemies of our race. Often, this unseen mid nu
folt tenant of the organism undermines the con
stitution, and invites the attack. of enfeebling or
fatal diseases, which excites a suspicion of its
presence. Again, it seems to breed infection
throughout the body, and then, on a favorable oc
casion, rapidly devisiops into one or the other of
its hideous forms, either on the surface or ammo.
tie vitals. In latter, tubercles May be sud:
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GETTYSB'e BICSINESNI DIRECTORY.
ArrOUNwrill AT LAW.
R. G. McCreary. York street, In residents..
D. McConsughy, atambersburirst., to residence.
J. AL &sulk... Baltimore st., seCond square.
D. Wills, On - Publie Square, In residence.
A. T. Cover, Balt. et., near Falyteistocks' store:
I). A. Buehler, Baltimore street, In residence.
H. B. Woods, south-east cor. Public Square.
Raltzer Newport, cor. Washington and Middle sts.
I). H. Kllege!, Baltimore street, seCUTIfi WIMP.
si..uriaaerrnete.
B. tioilebangli, Washington 4reet
.Burcumaisa.
Stover &le, Chambersburgi4reet
John Gruel, Cliambereburg st..usar Eagle Rote
CARPENTERS AND CONTRACTOR&
Win. C. Stasi°lth & Son. York it., first square.
Geo. C. Cashman, Stratton street; nearßailroad
Danner & Ziegler, Middle street, near Baltimore.
W. K. Gallagher, East Middle at, seemul square.
Weaver & CO., Washington at.
B. C. Cobeau & Cunningham. Baltimore street.
F. Cunningham, Chamberstumg st.. first square.
T. C. Norris. South west eotner of Diamond.
Samuel Wolf, corner of York asiii Public, Square.
?Mk ing & Co., Chamberstrurg street. first sylare.
C.O.L. LCMBEIL LIME,' &C.
C. 11. Buehler, corner of Carlisle and ILaltro ul sts.
Cashman S Overdeer, cor. Stratton and B. it. sta.
cOorElts.
Peter Culp, Union street, In resitlance
J. K Berkstrkatresser, S. E. cur. Centre Square.
J. L. Hill, Chainbersb'g st., oppostte Eagle !tote
A. D. Buehler,.Chanilyersburg street, first square,
liuber3, liultiniore street, first square.
ti liornerenranbersburg street, first square.
Yahnestork Brothers, cor. of Balt. & Middle stn.
.1. L, Schick, cur. of Baltimore & Public. Square.
Hebert & Elliott, Balt. st... appositeCourt-hou.se.
ronwentam.: cOltAinsatON It°tam.
1 13Ighant Co., cor. of Washington awl Itallr4xul
John Cress, eorner Stratton and Raltrawl.
Jolt Wible & Sou, oar, Washingtoll and 114'road
Robert. 3feCurdy, Carlisle Street.
ontxrp ARIL
Peter Renter. Railroad, East of Stratton street.
• (:.4.1,3 FITTEII
-1). Armor. F.i.st 311(1(1le street
J. W. Cress, cor. ClimnbersburgsL and Diamond.
Wm. Boyer It Son, York st. opposite Nat. Batik.
Wm. J. Martin. cor. of Baltimore and High etc.
J. SC Walter, York street. fi rst square. Fahntsitm.k 'Brothers. cor. Balt. and Middle sts.
Bigham & Co., cor. Washington & Railroad sm.
11. IL Beamer, cur. diamond and Carlisle street.
Banner & Ziegler, Baltimore street, first square
Fahnestock Brothers cor. Baltimore &Kiddtesta
Sweitzer &: Bro., Carlisle street, second square.
D. McCreary & Son, Baltimore street.
John Culp, Carlisle Street, near piusenger depot.
ueta cos, mums, &C.,
Samuel Wulf, cor. York si, and Public Square.
T. C. Norris, South West corner of Diamond.
It. C. Cobean & Cunningham, Baltimore street.
Picking & Co,. Chambersburg street, first square
Eagle Hotel, J. L Tate, proprietor, comereham
bersburg and Washington.
Keystone ROM', Win. F.. Myers, proprietor,
Chambersburg street , opposite Christ's Church.
Harris Wm. Hous e, P. Harris. Baltimore street,
second square.
M=O3 EE!
dianiboisbnri:
Win. N. Miller, cor. Baltimore and Middle sus.
Meals & Brother. York street, east of Stratton.
Tipton A: Myers, York st., opposite Nat. Bank
111 rsictana
J. W. C. O'Neal, Baltimore street, near Higt.
H. K Huber, cor. Chambersburn and Wash. sta.
Robert Horer, Chambersburgstreet, first square
. PRIMING 017101.
Moe st . etedenel, Baltimore street, midway be
tween the Court House and Publle Square
west side.
C. H. Buehler, euruer of Carlisle and ltailror.uL
• • TAILOR.
J. Jae° Cliambersburg street, ILrst square
uNpnwl"...9•••
Jereu;iall Culp, York street, goeoud squero.
ErPHOLISTIRriI.
Wni. E. Cuip. Waal:LineOn at., near Eagle Hotel.
Wni. I'. McCartney. Baltimore street. first square
PATIENCE is exemplified in the man
who left his wagon while his horse balked,
sat on a rock and read the bible till the
animal was hungry enough to go home.
"Btu DGF.T, I wish you would step over and
see' how old Mrs. Jones is this morning."
Midget returned in a few moments with
the information that Mrs. Jones was ser..
enty-two years, ten mouths and eight days
old.
Julius, was you ever in business?"
`Of course I Was.
`What business?
`A sugar planter."
`When was that, my cc:omi friend?"
•De day T buried dat old sweetheart nr
MEE
A YOUNG gentleman having called in
Lis physician, said, "Now, sir, I wish no
more trifling. My desire is, that you at
ouce strike at the mot 4 - 4 f my 4iseaso : "
"It shall be done," replied the doctor; and
lifting his cane, he smashed the decanter
which stood on the table.
hiss. Auessiz says that in certain Ama
zouian tribes, on the day of his marriage,
while the wedding festivities are going on,
the bridegroorit's hands are tied up in a
paper bag filled with tire-ants. If he
bears this torture smilingly and unmoved
he is considered fit fur the trials of matri.
rawly.
"WHY, Bill, what's the matter
_with
you? you look down in the mouth." ,
"Well, Peter, I dare say if you'd went
through what I have, you'd look bad too."
"What's the matter !"
"Well, - you know Sarah gwirds, don't
you, Peter? I discarded her last night."
"You did! what for?"
"Well, I'll tell yqu. She said, she
wonld'nt marry me, and I'd discard any
girl that would treat me in that way."
NOTIGING /JAE GILLIIMAR.-,NolagNir
like grammar! Better go withotit a pow
than that. There are numberless "pa
fesson3" who go "tramp, tramp, my boys!'
around the country, peddling a weak arti
cle, by which, in "twenty days" they
guarantee to seta man thoroughly up in
the English language. An instance in
point
,comes from Greenville, 41abains,
where a i!prohuylor hag labored with tha
youth of that people, and taught'them to
dote on grammar aooording to 'Monis'
system." During, one of the lecturer
the sentence 'Airy milks the cow," was
given'out, to 140 ._piused. Each- word had
been parsed save one, which fell to.:Bob
a sixteen year 014, near the f ao t„
of the class , . wlurcommeneed this:
Mow is a noun, forniu43 gen4ar, oh!_
gdar number, third person, and awn*
for lfary.".
"Stands for Mary!" said the-exalted
professor.
,"How do you , make that out?'
liecause," said the noble„pupil. (41(gb oi
oow stand for . Ni #444, 401411
Mary mitiklar?
WZT Ble Smnr.--& bashful sad rather
verdant young man from near Timonium,
attended a ball in that plsoe noway,
company with the "idol at his i h ar e,
: Alter' Mellow) had progressed Abe an is
time,thb young man from the Tural die
triotivao figs ons met dais ia hhii 4 4414
alma in osaooraar dials / 04 10,-ead • soo t
duded in) would lamp aver and boars spb.
ohaiwikhobia: lady.love. • Ali welk ax
Ai; tat the bsehial -11diew was al iCk i e l i
fhi something, to Jos; ha lidgbiskabsat
Unit arnestisuartgasein 'Ming Nub
left the: diem sad besides the tressiusais
voim. Finally, taking aggd..euhi g
to .lo . s tr i ff il itrr t „.." 4 :fi
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BOOTS AND SIIODSLIXERS.
Co.TEGTIONS, TOTS; Al
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"11111111PMEIVII FOOL."
"Tin plain enough to see," said a farmer's wife
"These boys will make their marks In life:
They were never made to handle a hoe,
And at once to college ought to go.
There's Fred, he's little bettet than a fool.
But John and Henry must go to shoo!.
"Well, really, wife." quoth farmer Brown,
As be sat his mug of elder down,
"Fred does more work In a day for me
Than both his brothers do In three, '
Book iambi' will never plant one's corn,
Nor hoe potatoes, sure's you're bore,
Nor mend a rod of broken fence—
For my part, give me common sense."
But his wife wss bound the roost to rule,
And John and Henry must go to school,
While Fred. of course, was left twhind.
Because his mother said he had no mind.
Fire year at school the students spent ;
Then Into business each one went,
John learned to play the flute and fiddle,
And parted his hair, of course In the middle;
While his brother looked rather higher titan fie,
And hung out a sign, "IL Brown, M. D."
Meanwhile at home their brOther Fred
Had taken a notion into his head ;
But he quietly trimmed Ma apple trees,
While somehdar, either by hook or crook,
He managed to read full many a book,
Until at last his father said,
He was getting "book larnin" Into his head
"But for all that," added Fanner Brown.
"He's the smartest boy there Is In town."
The war broke out, and Captain Fred
A hundred men is, battle led.
And, when the rebel nag came down,
Went marching home as Citptain Brown
But he went to work on the farm again,
Aud planted corn and sowed his groin,
lie shingled the barn and mended the fene .
TM people declared he had common sense.
Now common sense WM very rare,
And the State-house needed a portion there ;
So the "family dunce" moved Into town.
The people called him Governor Brown ;
And Ms brothers who went to the city 'wham
Came home to live wail) "mother's foul."
••GOD WILL PROVIDE."
BY KATHARINE STANLEY
`Don't cry, Nellie," said a piping little
voice. "You know what mamma told us
the night she died. 'God will provide,'
she said. I ain't a bit hungry; indeed,
indeed I ain't."
It was Saturday_ night—a wild, bitter
winter night. The wind rattled at the
loose casement, roared down the fireless
chimney. The two ii,rphans had eaten
nothing all day, and there was not a cent
1n the house. From earliest dawn, the
eldest had been sewing at a bit of piece
work for a clothing-store, in hopes to com
plete it before night; but now, when dusk
had come, and the task was still unfinish
ed her brave heart had given way, and
letting the waistcoat tall into her lap, she
had burst into ties 'pairing tears.
Nellie Thorndike and her little, six year
old sister, Anne, were the children of a
clergyman, who had worn himself out in
the service of his Master, in an obscure
country district. His wife had soon fol
lowed him to the grave, broken-hearted,
leaving the orphan offspring alone and
friendless, in the great city to which she
had come, in hopes to earn a livinglare v .,
Mg lessons in music. For awhile Nellie
had fought bravely to keep the wolf from
the door. But as her needle was her only
resource, the battle had gone steadily
against her. First, one comfort had to be
given up, and then another; no fire had
been kept, though winter had come; very
often the sisters had gone stipperless to
bed. To-day they had eaten nothing.
The last crust, the last penny were gone.
No wonder Nellie had broken down! Even
at seventeen, when hope is still high, there
I can be such a thing as despair.
But she rallied at her little sister's
words. Hastily brushing the 'tears from
her eyes, she took the child in her arms,
and kissed her vehemently.
"I know! I know!" she said. "I have
been weak and wicked. Yes, darling!
God will provide."
"And don't you remember, " said bone,
nestling to her sister's heart, "that verse
in the Bible, about never seeing the right
eous forsaken, or their seed begging
bread? Mother used to give it to me to ,
learn by heart,"
She was interrupted by a loud, impera
tive knocking at the door.
"Hark! What was that ? I, ' she cried, to
a frightened whisper.
Nellie started to her feet, but still held
the child. She was pale, and tremb?ed,
and had a wild look, as of one hunted to
death.
"It is the landlady," she said. "I pro
mised to pay the rent to-night; and 11}a{}
forgot. But I haven't a penny. What
shall.we do? She will turn us out into
the streets."
"Ohl not to-night, not to-}sight!" cried
Annie, convulsively clutching her sister,
"Just listen to the storm."
The danger roused Nellie,,as danger al.
ways rouses the brave. Her eyes kindled.
Her frail form seemed to grow taller.
"She winizt dare to' de it,. She ciumut
be so cruel," she said. Yet she hardly
belleind her own words. "But I must go
and open the door."
She put Annie down as she spoke. The
- child followed tinning to her akirta.
The knocking, by this time, hatihMxtne
almost furious. Nellie unbolted the door,
and stood there,.with afsat-beating hurt,
but outwardly calm. Brave, noble ern
It was, as she had expected, the land
lady. But, to her surprise, no angry
countenance met Nellie's gaze. The new
comer was in a flurry of appitrentilt . plea*
urable exothinient
"Oh, liciskit ahe cried, 'raising her
hands, as if In admiration; "such a car- .
:rhqpis at the door—with a * foohnan as
IveB,- Mon." She spoke in slicht, grasping
eentenosa, milaimtly out otbniath With her
haste. • "'They are asking for you, ]tits
Nellie 'ThortutilM *UV Oster!
Them% doi:11 a grand did lady in the car-
Awe. With 'such beantiful 'White hair.
Such s dreasT'- And the lands went up
'again: , "They're coming up stairs them-
velieklito ‘O, you, I've jaet nraihami--L"
At Chia point, the: landlady's • exclaim.,
t ll2ll **ref* *Ft b 7 a SR Na tan a a l
vim cionessmonlously pushed her aaido,
ntalchis way tor the meet wingleand
-in the 'halm of an old lady, that Nellie
had ever coaceived ofy muck leas beheld.
So atspedy** gaud, and yet so. sweet-
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Oricaly. taikarkorilyala.,
mmard,
tir. ' Have you Dom heard hbu talk of
sister Annie? One of you hr named afte
me. It is you, is it, you darling?" and 01(1 Deacon Brown started in life very
she kissed first Annie, and then Nellie, poor.
lie
ma
his wife, Susan , before
holding them, hy turns,
_at arm's length, the days of hoops, pads, &c. They had
and passionately regarding them:"— A
been happy in their married life, and unto
widow, a childless widow now, 'living
them was born a beautiful girl, whom
these many years away off in China, till I they named Kate, who, of course, when
lost my dear husband, when I came home I she grew up, fell in love. Her choice was
to find all trace of you gone. We have a poor but noble young man. The Deli
searched everywhere for you. But it wan con and his wife had taught their child to
not till to-day that I (=rite on your track. choose for herself, but do it wisely, and
Thank have , found you at fast! they were glad to see that she made choice
You must come and live with me, to take of an estimable young man, their neigh
the place of those I have lost. The car- bo l os sou.
' riage is at the door. What a ItapPY, happy Now, Kate took a notion that she must
day!"
have a great many articles for her mar-
That night, as Annie nestled to her sis- riage and make a fashionable show of
ter's arms, after the orphans had gone to dress.during the honeymoon, and, as they
bed, in the grand mansion to which their lived at a small town, she wrote her fath
aunt carried them, shd whispered, "Wasn't er a note, requesting him to furnish her
I right, Nellie, dear? Didn't mother tell a considerable amount to buy her outfit,
the truth? Yes! God will provide." ' and stated that she expected she would
And - Nellie murmured, amid happy, have to send to the city to get all she
thankful tears, clasping Annie closer to f needed, whereupon the old man made the
her heart. "Yes, darling, God will pro- !
vide."—Peterson's Magazine.„„
-- L.P.:AM:Ea Dun GILTER. —As you are my
only daughter, I may call you dearest
truly, for I love you very much. I have
„considered your note•and this is my reply:
am sorry to find you possessing a weak
ness of most of your sex, viz: that you
should have a large outfit for your wed
ding and honey-moon. When I married
your dear mother she had but two calico
dresses and other things to fit and she
thought herself well off with them, and I
really thought her, as I took her in her
calico dress, the prettiest and sweetest
girl in the land, and I have never thought
otherwise'. She has made me a dear pre
cious wife, and has been tome a helpmeet
indeed. Now my dear child, I will not
refuse you what you ask, but my observa
tion in life has convinced me that those
girls who spend a heap of money to pro
vide their outfits for marriage are general
ly sure to spend heaps of it afterwards,
and that often they keep their husband's
noses to the grindstone of misfortune and
toil all their lives.
"A great many fine things for your
wedding and its after incident will make
you no sweeter or prettier to your husband;
and may make you a great deal dearer as
to his pocket. If the man of your choice
realy loves you, as no doubt he does, it is
not for what you have on, but for )- the
qualities of your person, head and heart,
and as he is a man of sense, I have no doubt
he will think more of you when he finds
that you have not made any great prepara
tion for your marriage. There are many
gentlemen in this country now worth
millions whose wives, when they married,
had no more than mine. By this I do
not mean that you should have no more;
but your mother tells me you have five
neat every day dresses and four Sunday
ones, and really they are a larger. finer and
better outfit that many millions of your
sex are able to obtain
"I make these suggestions for your con
sideration, but leave you to follow them
or not, as your judgement may dictate,
and, to show you this is the fact, I inclose
you a draft for a thoo...nd dollars, on my
cashier, which you can use at yOur
tiro. "Affectionately yours,
Jon BROWN. -
- Kate did not hesitate as to her course
of action. Her mother gave her a few.
dollars for her pocket money, and she
bought only a simple white dress, and ap
peared in it at the alter, with natural
flowers and her own loveliness fur adorn
ment.
She (11.3 w toe amount of the draft in
gold, and, one mouth to a day after ter
marriage, handed the amount to her hus
band, and accompanied the gift with
these words: "Dearest, I applied to my
father for money to purchase what I sup
posed I needed for marriage, and he wrote
me this letter, (handing it to her husband,)
and inclosed in it the draft upon width I
drew these thousand gold dollars, which I
now present to you, as the money saved
by a victory over a ciolish fashion. Have
I done wisely ?”
"You have, my blessed wife, and are a
thousand times dearer to rue by your bet
ter judgement."
It is needless to add, that the husband
of Kate is now worth many.thousands of
dollars and in delightful old age they often
tell their friends and children of the thou
sand dollars as the foundation of it all.
DISTAVE LENDS ENCITANTMENT.-Wilo
originated this expression I know not, but
a truer saying never emanated from thal
mind of man. It applies notonly to space,
but to time, to the pant and to the future.
looking at a range of mountains in the
distance, you do not see the difficulties of
ascent; you see the ups and downs, the
blue peaks rising here and there, th • val
leys between them, but all looks smooth
and easy.' It is only by a near approach
that we find the jagged peak, the fright
ful precipice, the darksome cavern. Even
the valley, so lovely in the distance, may
be a loathsome swamp. The thirsty trav
eler in the desert sees in the distance the
long-sought - for water—beautiful lakes
with lovely islands dotting their surface—
rivers of pelliioid waters gliding gently
along, on whose banks grow the lofty
palm—hastens on, to find the lovely lakes
and rivers changed to sand, the same
weary burning sand he trod before. Per
haps he sees rivers in the distance yet, and
keeps on and on till he drops from exhaus
tion. So with us. In youth we look for.
ward to the realities of life, and distance
covers them with such rose-colored tints
that we build castles in anticipation, and
never doubt their reality. It is only as we
grow to manhood that we find the preci
pice, the caverns, the swamps; that the
gentle eminence we saw in the distance is
of fearful height, the climbing of which
may take years of toil, and the beautiful
lakes and rivers of youth are nothing but
sand. flow many there are who sink in
the swamp of blighted hopes—who chase
the mirage of happiness in the desert t
they die.
But climb, climb the mountains, yet ad
venturous; you may not reach the top but
you will not sink. Dig, dig in the desert,
and if you go deep enough you will surely
find water; and after a toiling, useful life,
when old age comes creeping on, distance
will end its charms to ccver up the rough
spota of life, and as you look back, the
mountains will again appear smooth, and
pleasant. While the streets of um gomuw
why will grow tbe more beautiful as you
draw near to them.
how TO PROSPER IN Bust's - rm.—ln the
first place make up your mind to accom
plish whatever you undertake; decide upon
some particular employment, and ; persci,
vere iu it. All difficulties are overcome
by assiduity.
Be not afraid to work with your own
hands, and diligently too. "A cat in gloves
catches no mice. - He who remains in the
mill grinds, not he who goes ark comes.
Attend to your business; never trust to
another. "A pot that belongs to many is
ill•stirred and worse boiled."
Be frugal. "That which will not make
a* pot, will make a pot lid." "Save the
pence and the pounds will take care of
themselves."
Be abstemious. "Who daintless love
shall beggars prove."
Rise early. "The sleepy fox catches no
poultry." ' Plough deep while the slug
gards sleep, and you will have corn to sell
and keep."
Treat every one with respect and civi
ty. "Everything is gained and nothing
lost by courtesy," "Good manners insure
sucoess."
Never anticipate wealth from any other
source than labor; especially never place
dependence upon becoming the possessor
of an inheritance. "Re who waits for
dead men's shoes may have to go a long
time barefoot."
"He who runs after a shadow bath a
wearisome race."
Above all things never despair. God
is where he was. "He helps those who
truly trust in him."
PADDLE Vous Owx Curroz.--Jedge S .
gave his son a thousand dollars, telling him
to go to college and graduate. The son
returned at the end or the Freshman year
without a dollar, and with several ugly hab
its. About the close of the vacation the
Judge said: •
"Well, William, are you going to col
lege this year?"
"I /ATP 1 .10 mercy, father."
"But I gave you a thousand dollars to
graduate on."
"It's all gone, father,"
"Very well, my son, it was all that I
could give you ; you can't stay here ; you
must now pay your own way in the world."
A new light broke in upon the vision of
the astonished young man. Be B.o6oM
modated himself to the situation ; left
hems, made lds• way to college, graduated
at the head of his class, studied law, be
came governor of the State of New York,
entered the Cabinet of the President of
the United States, indium made a record
for himself that will not semi 4ie, *daft
*Pi Ole; P4tr.l TA 1 4 44 q4 :41 S ew ar4—
Malts Journal.
ScxN AT A RAILROAD STATIORC-AA
IRRI of the railroad depots In the vicinity
oflitlizabeth, Me., intending traveleravrero
recently amused in this who oanziby
man purchased a ticket, and thus addressed
Um agent.: •
tlitranger, I want to let ray dog in this
'ere office until the train starts. I'm afraid
somebody will steal him."
"Yon can't do it," said the clerk. 'Take
him ont."
“w t tg, *we% that is onsel; but7ou're
both dispositioned alike, and he's kinder
=finny km you.”
"Take him:tint," roared therolerk.
"Well; stranpr, I can't think posh*
lionent; and you Want watching.lnca,
pragemHin," he said to the - 4010 - .."151t
'here and Watch 'tthitellow'earpr
turning on Lis hid, he gaht: to" the "di*
him cickt,
, striuOir, IWO - troppur- -
lowa
The der . reeuthie4 &tie: nets the lola
11 4# 441 ;indotrr
miyttiOnt:eir the cietc, wltogalke Mtn
tett* Oat of the Aloe.
WHOLE NO. 3642.
KATE•S TROSISKA
A REMARKABLE SlllRT.—Editors have
a first rate time in Texas. The ladies of
a town out there have given to tll6 editor
of the paper an embroidered shirt which
contains a pictorial history of Texas, in
cluding the war with Mexico, and the
meeting of the first Legislature, and also
pictures of the fruits and cereals of the
State, all - worked in red worsted. The
editmenever wore a - shirt in his life, and
he thought it was a banner for the tem
perance procession which was to come off
the next weak. So he made a little speech
of thanks, in which he said he would
"fling it forever to the breezes of heaven,
that they might kiss its Colds, and that
until his hand palsied, It should never trail
the dust—never!" The ladies didn't un
derstand
hini; and when he talked about I
its trailing, they blushed and said they
were sorry they had made it so long. But
a oommittee-man took the editor aside and
explained the shirt to him in a whisper,
and the next day he appeared at the office,
with that shirt mounted over his coat, and
wrote four columns of explanation for his
paper. The shirt is much admired by the
boys of the town, and wheneverthe editor
goes out for a walk, they follow him in
regime4ts, studying the history of Texas
and the fine arts off the back of it.
• PADD' 'HAYES
_AND TAF.
- New York:4 mim was carrying a 'live tur
tle along the Street, when along came an
Irishnian Adlowed by a large dog. The
countryman tried by gentle words to get,
the son of Emerald to put his finger Ui
the turtle's mouth, brkt he was too smart
for that,
ilfut," said he I'll put my dog's tail in;
and see what the baste will do."
He immediately callednp his dog, took
his tail in his hand and stuck it in the
turtle's mouth. He bad got ft
in when Mr. Turtle shut down on the
poor dog's tail, and cdr the latter ran at
railroad speed, pulling the turtle after
him at a more rapid speed than it ever
travelled before. The countryman think
ing his day's work would be quoin away
if thennimal should run at that speed,
turned with a savaelook upon the Irish
man and exclaimed:
"Csll bite* par dog?
Paddy Put Ida hands into his pockets,
threw his bead tO one aide, winking and
then answered with a provoking sang
it - coldt
'Cali back 3ops Bab.''
MIDIT 041'9 gir; Imaated ~to one of her
.fifth Mends that her father kept a- oars
•
esp., "Oh, but my father drives an oar
Wbuat" was the triumphant reply.
rose 4ILLINGIII.
Scraps hoar U 1 Farsuer'n Anima's's:
RALKULASIII7SI3 OV A PROONOSTIX :NATURE
Whenever yn see a flpk ov geese, all
standing on one leg, except the old
°gan
der, and he chewing biz cud, look out for
a southwest wind tew morrow, or the
next day, or the day after, or at stun few
ter time. Whenever dogs are seen travel
ling around with nothing to do and old
maids refuse their tea, and hop vines wont
klimb, and grind stones wont grind, then
yn may expekt a lite crop ov oats, and
beans wont pay for harvesting.
Wawrxn.—Wanted several Hest class
ring men, with =stash, tew hang around
the vestibules; or different chinches in
amerika and stare at the female; as they
pass out. Yung men who understands
the use of Wham) prefered. No yang _
man accepted who leant stare the brass
buttons oph from a military coat at twen
ty paces. This ix a rare chance for yang
men ov real genius. Salary payable week
ly. References exchanged.
The oockroach is a bug at large. He , is
one ov the luxury' ov eivikixashun. The
cockroach is born on the hist of May, and
the fust ov November senilenmally, and
iz reddy for use in fifteen daps from date.
They are born four from each egg, and
consequently they are all twins' than la no
sick thing in the annals ov nature, as a
single cockroach. ;Moir food seems to
consist, not so much ov - what they eat, az
what they kan gi s t into, and often finding
them ded, in the soup, at my boarding
house. I have cum to the painful conelp
shun that the cockroach kau't swim. but
that he can float for a long time.
To make good sharp pickles, whittle
oph both ends ov them tow a pint.
Blessed are they who have no eye for a
key hole.
Tew freshen a salt mackerel, tnw him
one summer behind a steambote.
It is human to err, but devilish to brag.
on it
A gentleman is a gentleman the world
over, it iz only the loafers that differ.
To learn a dog to follow well, tie him
tew the hind end ov an express train.
Tew get rid of cockroaches, sell yore
house and lot, and flew to the mountains.
A dog is the only thing on thill earth
that hive you more than he luva himself.
Opinynna are he turnips, worth what
the will fetch.
Courage . without discreahnn iz like a
ram with horns on both ends, he will har
more fights on hand than he kan do jos
tiss.
Wheu yu find a man who is very solisi
tus about the welfare ov everyboddy, yn
kan safely put him down az one who iz
hunting for a misfortune.
Don't undertake tew live with yure
mother-in-law, but if woes cams tew a
wussneas, let your mother-in-law liv with
•
yn.
Lfzyness iz a good deal , like money—
the more a man hay, ov it the more he
seems tew want. L
Gravity is no more posatiff evidence ov
wisdum, than a paper collar iz ov a shirt.
Every time a man laffs he takes a kinck
out ov the chain ov ttfe, and thus length
ens it.
A coquette in love iz as tame az a bottle
ov pop that haz stood sum time with the
corck pulled out.
I don't Imo ov eunything more remorse
less on the face ov the earth—than 7 per
cent. interest. •
To m i ke boarding-house hash, take a
little ov everything, a good deal ov noth
in, anti titrOve in a ohunok ov sumthing;
jam to a:mur, cook over a kold fire, sea
son with hair-pins and...serve up on the
jump.
Three skore years and ten iz man's fur
lo, and it iz ennff—if a man kant mire
ail the mizery he wants in that time he
must be numb.
What men icant do they are very apt to
admire—they don't criticize a mountain
bekana they kant make one.
Tharo is nothing like a sick bed for re
pentance, a man bekums so virtewous he
will often repent ov sins that he never
committed.
Grate trAnsgreshuns seem to baptize
themselfs—if the devil only had been gilty
ov pettit larcency, he never would hav bin
heard ov agin.
' The man who wont belaeve mug thing
he cant ,see, ainst so wize as a mule, for
they will kick at a thing in the dark.
Whenever a minister has preached a
sermon-that pleases the whole congrega
shun, he probably has preached - one that
the Lord won't endorse.
One of the hardest things for °tiny man
to do iz tew fall down on the ice when it
iz wet, and then git up and praze the
Lard.
Sekrets are kussid poor property eau
how; if yu cirkulate them yu lose them,
and if yu keep them yu loze the interest
on the investment.
Tux KING or BPAIN.—In Spain the
long agony is over. After an, interregnum
of over two years, a successor to Isabella
deposed and exiled, has been elected
by a vote of 191 against 120 in the Cortes.
The young man who is called to the
perilous eminence e,f the Spanish throne,'
and who has accepted the honor, is Prince
Amadeus Ferdinand Maria, the second
son and third child of King Victor Eman-
uel of Italy and of the Queen Marie Ade
laide, who was an Austrian Princess, and
died in 1855,
Prince Amadeus was born in•,'t'urin on
the 80th of May, 1845; and in 1887 mar
ried a young lady two years younger than
himself, who rejoices in the elaborate
name of Victoria-Carlotteaenrietta-Gian
na dal Pozzo della Cistemi. She" is the
daughter of Prince Charles, et cetera, Cie,
terra, and of a Countess ofltierode. Both
of her parents have died during the bet
few years, and during their Ilinsa "never
could have dreamed that their daughter
would nit on the throne - 15 f the Isabellab,
Prince Amadeus takes his-title of Duke
of Aoeta from a little town which lies in
the north of Piedmont, under the shadow
of the Alps, and at the foot of St. Bei.
nerd. He is a lientenant-general in the
Italian army, and oommands a brigade of
cavalry. By his elevation to the throne of
Spain the governing houses of Italy snit
the Iberian peninsula will hold naturally
close relations, forthe Princess Maria?*
a younger daughter of Victor Emanuel, is
Queen of Portugal, having In tBB2 married
r ,
sing Louie. The eldest'ohild of n
King, it will be reenember4 Is .rdri
caw Clotilde, :wife of Prince aPOleon.
Her career seems to be ankh lase exalted
than those of the other members of her
The new King of Spain is a tonne man,
a little over 25 years of age, mid. so fari
bagmen but little of pabße life. In Italy
ha is very wellliked. He has been brought
up in the school or constitutional monar
chy, and ought , to make an honest and
liberal ruler. I
Du. atty tills the story - ors Eicotchman
who !rang most piously the hymn:
"Were the who) realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small,"
and all through the singing - tumbling in
his pocket to Make sure of the smallest
piece of silver for the ocuitribution bolt.
Ax Arkeeem pan sentenced to be hang
ed is in a bid way. The neighboring car
penters refosag) build the; gallows; and
the Sheriltdon't know law. The prison:
er is a carpenter hitaitelf; arid. the Marriff
has. tried several timittite hive him build
it, bpi he says 936'11 be hinged ifhe wM.'
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