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Second neighbor: 'They heard .cia~ men were going to lay a sidewalk and they
wanted to see how it was done.
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have a canary,, and it can do something
of you know rhat' it isP
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to a woman’s club on the
aha wo Id population explosion.,
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d night? 11 he said. "TOiat are we going to do about
gw raised her hand. "I think the first thing we
and stop her!, 11
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ously fishing for a plug for one of his sponsors, but
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you?" The guest hesitated a moment, then asked,
■ha'; do you give a man who has everything?
honey, encouragementl
peckled egg get into our nest?
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