NEW FACES
Three new faculty members
have joined the staff of the *,3.2-
leton Campus. They are: Anthony
V. Galanti, instructor in engin
eering; Micheal A. Santulli, as
sistant professor in philosophy;
and Lr. James J. Staudenmeier,
counseling psychologist,
Mr. Gal&nti, a resident of
Berwick, received his bach-Olor’s
degree from the Pennsylvania State
University. He attained the rank
of Cum Laude when he completed
his Master's degree program at
the Newark College of Engineering
He is an associate member of the
American Institute.of Chemical
Engineering.
Mr. Santulli, formerly of
Allendale, N..J., is a graduate
pf St. Francis College, Brooklyn,
where he received a bachelor of
science degree in chemistry. He
received his master's degree in
philosophy from Fordharn Univer-t
sity and has done further grad
uate work at Penn State, where
he also served as instructor. Ml*.
Santulli is a member of the Am
erican Philosophical Association.
Dr. Staudenmeier, a native
of Ashland, received his bachelor
degree from Penn State. He was
a guidance counseler before joi
ning the campus staff, His pro
fessional memberships include
lota Alpha Delta, Phi Delta Kappa,
and the College Personnel Associ
ation.
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"I don't know; call up the we
ather bureau." (hang up.)
Wifey; '-'What was that?"
Husband: "Some guy wanted
if the coast was clear."
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led jack is because the queen
takes it.
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At approximately 8:00, on the
morning of September 27, 1965, a
weird looking group of creatures in
vaded the peace and serenity of the
Hazleton Campus. They were attired
in little blue caps, large name cards
blue bows or neck ties, and saying
the craziest things - like: "Take me
to the Customs Boardl" The little
ba'd of intruders seemed harmless.
They certainly couldn't sneak up on
anyone wij>h all those bells on.
This unusual group, know as
Freshmen, seemed to know all about
us (except for the one female who
couln't find the well). They could
recite or sing the Alma mater upon
command. They would always bow or
curtsey to the natives, and they even
bowed to the buildings. If you hap
pened to take out a eigarette one of
the invaders was there to light it
for you. They were such strange and
friendly creatures that the natives
decided to throw a dance for their new
friends.
But, would you believe it, af
ter the dance the freshmen just weres*
n't the samel They stopped wearing
their caps, bov/s, and ties. Their
name cards were gone 11 They don't bow
any more. Who knows? maybe the per
son next to you in chemistry is one.
Maybe the library is filled'with the
creatures. Disturbing, isn't it? I
personally don't think that they are
planning anything, but rumor has it
that they 're plotting against the Cus
toms Board. I guess only time will
tell. In the meantime....
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dreams come true."
She: "I'll slap your face if you do"
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