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THIT, ET I C.,.H..0
February 14 is Valentine's Day, a day when a large
number of the male portion of our society wake up
in the morning intent on proving P. T. Barnum's
adarr;e: "There's a sucker born every minute." These
men (actually boys, but they've been insulted enough
already) go charging in different directions to
candy stores, department stores, jewerly stores
and 5 and 100 stores; however, all of them have a
common finish--the "eleaners". The real fault does
not lie in these young men themselves; they are
merely the innocent victims of a system of society
that caters without justification to its female
members. Althoush this system is already too far
advanced to be changed, at least the young men can
be made a';:are of the fact that they are "being taken"
Greetings From the Office
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The students, faculty, and!
staff offer their best Ashe'
to cur nov spring-term stu- ,
dents. -e realize the pace
for the spring term is a bit
faster than that or the fal.
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errs, This is bee: use most
of the student 1 7cJy is not:
corp.:lsefl of nue timers" use
tc the griff:. Thereftro„ 'e
invite all na. , tudents to
orlc closely 7:ith faculty
ane staff to ease the ad
justment into an efficient
oca2erAic routine, in other
,:rords, knock on deers.m..
The new students are:
Lavence J. Dubetsky,
Jchn D. Jeremy, Ch e E.
Ronald E. Ussal, Ch.B.
Francis E. Resuta, Engr.
Patricia a. Reteneller, B.A
George R. Rodriguez, Engr.
James J. Szczecina, A.L.
Best wishes to all nel7 and
old stu:lents at the Hazlet
Campus frorallp Hiallacres
pcilesziaii staff anc." a Lord
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Valentineis Day "Exposed"
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Let us consider an example
from this army of young
men. He has a sweetheart.
He is going steady. He
has purchased between two
and five dollars worth of
candy, and he nog; dashes to
, nis sweethearte where he
trades ~ :iis merchandise for
possibly a hiss. To the
young man, this was a "cool
play". If this young man
would examine the facts
closer, he would. discover
'that said "cool play" was
actually pretty warm. For
his merchandise, he receive
a kiss, but remember, the
young, lady received both
the merchandise and the his
for nothing. And if the
"useless'' sex has anything
at all in common with the
"useful" sex, the young
lady did not find her part
of the transaction too dif
ficult. Love is said to be
a game, and from the male
view point, it looks like
a con nc-ame.
As 1 btle* previoubly, this
system has progressed too
far to be stopped novi. So,
men, there is nothing to
be done but to bear your.
burdens. Most of them only
weigh around 110 pounds
anyway.
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