HIGH 'I,CRES CO GI4
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Natolean Clod
RCTC is nice, It gives a guy a good
feelin way down deep to learn how to
kill da enemy an devistate his fodder—
land. Enemies is no good an muss be
exterminated an all dat jazz.
'crar9e, we learns udder kinds a jazz
a 3: ales have ta kill da enemy in ROTC.
'..3 learns how ta permanently mutilate
or fuss make dem wish dey was dead.
;:orse, we also learns how to march
- ::roun like idiots too. Dot's fly,..
7pecially in da snow.., or in da rain...
in da sleet...or into da woods...or
a tings like dat.
• is always learnin sumpin now from de
ssirsrs...like how ta kick dust on a
—lys shoes ta give him a demerit...
• how ta give commends on da wrong
oot,an how ta talk good English...
i how ta march de entire corps inta
a woods ) or mud banks ) or udder tings
dat. Like I always says ) da
asifers is a constant source a intellect
al Dey is real smart in
Ider voids, Dat(s why dey is ossifers...
ause dey is so smart. I understand dey
3 all dean's list students...or at
Jest passin students...well...dere may
• a few flunkies in de group ) but dey is
real good mrs,
owever, if dey can't do any ting else, irt
past dey can plan Mil Ball o Dey sells
Lokets like dey was crooks sellin
!rtection. If a cadet don't go, he will
a7e a bleak future in da service. He
Ul got so many demerits that even a
:esidontial citation for outstanding
holaatic achievement couldn't save him*
), when the ossifers ask, "You Goin
.a Da Mil Ball," think befores you says,
'do, The Maj Says I Don't Have To Go."
member, the Maj. don't remove demerits
Jr no body.
ke I always says... I likes ROTC.
I l s fun...a...when you look in from the
asides
Hurray!. I have found the solution!
Yes, I've finally delved to the source
And now I can tell you that marriage
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POOR HARRY
Poor Harry wants to sing
along with the and
Poor Harry wants to sing
but nobody thinks he can.
Poor Harry wants to sing
he sings lord and clear
Poor Harry wants to sing
but he is full of teer•
Poor Ha rry - ants to sing
his voice is like a lark
Poor Harry w-nts to sing
even it it's dark.
Poor Harry wants to sing
and lead the girls around
Poor Harry wants to sing
but was chased out of town.
Poor Harry wants to sing
his voice is very fine
Poor Harry rants to sing
tut he ain't worth the time.
***** • 5165 ***** 010.••••04.06.••$416.****•••
Paul reinmam, a salesman, bought two
burglar alarms for his home* Before he
had time to install them, they were
stolen
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DEGEMBER 1
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by Anon E. Mouse