HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN
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Well, you all, this lasi week has
dlaappeared like the fifth toe of the four
coed; bamboo-eating zebra* (Not ex-ac-a
tie—aly a zebra, but something more like
a sort of prehistoric horse)
During this last week I have wittnessed
quite a few of my little fans madly dashing
hither and yon toward the old homestead
to retrieve those— shall I say,kindly—
non-passing marks* Surprisingly enough,
I passed all of ye ole torturous subjects.
How about that? (Eds. note— AMAZINGI)
I hear by my underground contacts, namely
the Rat Association), that
we are to have another dance* Right*
Rightl I daro say that I hope the little
deal will break the ice before
Thanksgiving. How aboyt you all? See
ya there guys and dollsl
I hope that you were all at the movie on
ye ole campus last Monday night* I
enjoyed it greatly from my vantage point
under the edge of the rug. (Eds. note-
That guy who was under the rug with you
seemed to enjoy the movie too) It really
was very unusual (’Maybe I should say
"different") ©f course, it wasn't anything
like our good old "Qld-Time"movies, but
then "variety is the spice of life" and I
just happen to like living a spicy life.
Honestly though, I think that it was a good
Linda Lovely
November 26, 1957
Guess that this little varmit had better
creep back into the sewer until the
festivities at Thankgiving begin, See ya.
Oh yes, one more small detail before I
crawl away* For those of you that di dr.
understand the "P. 3» M in my .'.asu s;aj .C\&
sheet, it happened to refer 'bo John.
Allan Bodnar, who at a very tender age
was blessed with curly hairs
ByeeeeeeeeeeeeSl
P.S, Comment on editors note of the
last paper. Whose idea was the whole
deal? ffmrnmmmmimiffliinmm?
Editors Note Congratulations Lin, a
recent survey has shown that your column
is the most hated one in the paper*
To all yon nice people who have been
sending us letters about herj DON'T
send us any more, they all say the
same thing.
CHESS TOURNAMENT
Although not many students are aware of
the fact, there is, even now, a hot
battle being waged to determine the 1957
chess champion here at Highaeres* The
prize which belongs to the winner is
priceless and well worth the fight, but
cannot be disclosed at present*
If you are an expert at checkers, pin
ochle, or fingers, do not apply. Only
bona fide chess players are eligible,
and if any would like to enter this
contest, there is still time* Just
give your name to Mrs* K, whom you all
know, and who is sponsoring this
tournament.
Although it promises to be a close and
determined contest, we hope there will
be no violence or bloodshed as we
tensely follow the progress of this
championship fight*