The Highacres collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1956-????, November 01, 1957, Image 6

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Linda Lovely
(To be read with a rather open mind.)
Hi ho, fans; Boy, life certainly has
been hectic lately; After finishing all
of those manuscripts that they call
homework, I crawled off across the
deserted campus to a little ivy-covered
building whi ch, oddly enough, turned
out to be the library. There I just
completely collapsed. (Sigh; It's a
good thing that I'm not afraid of mice!)
Eeeeeeeeeel (Oh well;)
I can see that ye ole school schedule
has listed a few Interesting episodes
to come in the near future. Right?
Right;
As a scintallating example, let's begin
with the sorority hayride. You gals had
better get busy and meet those cute
little cadets(?) Let's go teamJU
Say, you all better keep healthy these
days because a little old "germ" seems
to be making a tour of the continent
right now, SoooooJ ("This is Bucky
Beaver, better watch those kind of germs!
First cousin to "decay" germ you know!
Use Ipana; It's good for everything,
_— -.--something like almost——,)
By the wayj T
might like to
line, so here
1313 Cemedary Road
Graveyard;; P&uia.
I had a visitor the other day at my
new abode 6 Where he came from. I'll
never know, but fortunately the
rodents were on their best behavior,
when my friend (?) arrived* Said frxend
had only one small complaint* I took
the rats down for their "flu shots"
(under pressure, of courseJ) bright
and early the next day, Well, I
wasn't too bright even though it was
early*
I know that you all thought that you
were rid of me with the last issue,
eh what? Well now, that's a true gem
because you're certainly not*
I dare say that T hope you read this
cotton pickin' thing like a man,
(or a mouse as the case may be.)
This is Lin., your old reliable
scandal-maker ending this week's
gutter newsl
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Bye-Bye LoveJJ
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